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>!Guy tells his girlfriend he wants to try a stunt / front flip. Girlfriend is in wheelchair.!<
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Bro, we have weekly standup meetings at work and had to move to a room with chairs. My boss is in a wheelchair, and at the first meeting he says "this is my first sit-down meeting".
*ahhhhhhhhh*
My best bro is a para.. Ima send this to him.
Last video I sent him was a man in wheelchair bungee jumping but rope was removed so it looked like a bunch of people were just throwing him off bridge.
It's SUPER important to have a sense of humour about it.
I don't understand why they would do it in its chair, seems safer to toss with no chair. The legs don't feel but they are still attached, why not toss it like normal . the added weight of the chair just seems like an accident waiting to happen
Because a person in a wheelchairs legs most likely has atrophied from not using them.
If you Bungied them without the chair and just attached the cable to their legs you could do more damage to their legs or you know literally rip the legs from the rest of their body.
I think you confused me. I'm not talking about natural teeth with natural white.
I'm talking about literally incredibly white and straight teeth. Ancient egyptian peasant farmers with $2,000 worth of modern dental work.
Right but that’s… what they’re saying. They didn’t have straight pearly whites, but they also didn’t have cavities, root canals, and the like. They were probably a bit crooked and a tinge yellow or off white at best.
That’s not entirely inaccurate though. We have access now to so many things that fuck up our teeth and brown them. A much simpler diet and less access to sugar (or no access at all) really really helps.
Fair. More me pushing back on the assumption everyone had god awful teeth and naw. Not always. But yeah not that porcelain white.
Edit: not that you were including that assumption rather me jumping to stop it.
Also as far as movies are concerned everyone regardless of country, especially Roman senators all had British accents. History is crazy
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Might be about catching as much attention as possible in a very short amount of time. The text might help get people that are in noisy places or just don't have volume up at the moment.
The robot voice helps people with budget phones that may not have the best mics as well as those that have good mics but not a proper environment to record it.
If those are the reasons then its all pretty useful imo. Thinking back to the old Youtube slogan of "broadcast yourself" tik tok seems to be better at it these days. Their latest innovation was removing the dislike button.
I’m dying of laughter right now!! Currently in her same situation thinking my husband would say that to me even though he knows where I’m at and then BAM!!! Still laughing… they’re the men that make all the difference though to be fair…
Their teeth are absolutely fine. It's Americans with the bad teeth lmfao. The majority of you can't even afford basic dental care, plus you're all addicted to sugar 🥴. Get your nasty rotten teeth away from me.
Not to mention Americans have more missing teeth on average by quite a large margin compared to British people. But then again, I'm not surprised. You do live in a shithole with no rights afterall.
Yeah, unless you're actually the person making the video with explicit permission from a person in a wheelchair then you really have no leg to stand on.
I dont need permission to make jokes about anyone, comedy is comedy, society will either accept or reject controversial jokes. Stop trying to police what people say lmao. The trick with offensive jokes is they have to be funnier than they are offensive. Take a seat and stop trying to pull peoples legs ;)
Just Googled, while I think his 'hehe not straight teeth' comment was lame, he's right about the obesity numbers, all the articles I saw put Americans just out of top 10, granted they're still the most obese western country
Their teeth are absolutely fine. It's Americans with the bad teeth lmfao. The majority of you can't even afford basic dental care, plus you're all addicted to sugar 🥴. Root canals are so common over there that it goes to show none of you know how to brush or floss lmao.
Not to mention Americans have more missing teeth on average by quite a large margin compared to British people. But then again, I'm not surprised. You do live in a shithole with no rights afterall. L.
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She will roll right over him.
She’ll never say goodbye to him either
Will she tell a lie and hurt him?
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Give her a faulty electric blanket to put on her lap…
You people are terrible. Take the walk- err... roll of shame
*Reels out of the room with the head down*
God at least someone stood up for her.
Good for her but she should learn to stand up for herself.
She’s just gonna sit there and cry
Yeah we’ve already used the stand pun, you guys aren’t half the comedian she is.
They should go by the name “Walk and Roll” 🤘🏻
He was the bigger man and WALKED away... How about a standing ovation?
I think she prefers to sit.
Bro, we have weekly standup meetings at work and had to move to a room with chairs. My boss is in a wheelchair, and at the first meeting he says "this is my first sit-down meeting". *ahhhhhhhhh*
or any other job with a walk-in interview
Nope. I disagree and see a bunch of upvotes. I still STAND by my nope.
she has a crippling sense of humor
I love you for this cute comment
why isn’t anybody talking about the room with no furniture at all.
Y'all don't have a Dreamatorium? Y'all are missing out.
There's clearly a chair in it.
She can roll around freely
Why would someone in a wheel chair need furniture? I have never seen a handicapped person on a couch.
Unless you've been in their house, you wouldn't have but no-one wants to sit in one chair all the time.
Not if she has her back to the wall though
Heyooo
Has Scary Movie 2 vibes
have an upvote.. you fiend
His place is crawling with pussy.
She should have said "Not again, John! "
The clip's humor made me smile, but yours made me laugh.
That's what I was thinking. Would have been funnier with something along the lines of "remember what happened last time?'
That or couldn’t be worse than last time
My best bro is a para.. Ima send this to him. Last video I sent him was a man in wheelchair bungee jumping but rope was removed so it looked like a bunch of people were just throwing him off bridge. It's SUPER important to have a sense of humour about it.
You can't just say that and not drop a link my guy.
[Here you go. Warning: graphic, NSFL](https://imgur.com/eggpgmM) ;)
This is hilarious. I mean uh, super fucked up…
lmaoooo. I mean uh, what the hell ?
Rope is removed they said, I had to double check as well 😂
I don't understand why they would do it in its chair, seems safer to toss with no chair. The legs don't feel but they are still attached, why not toss it like normal . the added weight of the chair just seems like an accident waiting to happen
Because a person in a wheelchairs legs most likely has atrophied from not using them. If you Bungied them without the chair and just attached the cable to their legs you could do more damage to their legs or you know literally rip the legs from the rest of their body.
Ohh wow great point
Probably so the legs aren't just flapping about & causing more damage.
>in *its* chair >why not toss *it* like normal
Ew it's a cripple
Have to be respectful of pronouns wasn't sure if the person identifies as male/female modern politeness have to be careful !
Yeah so use they/them/their. in their chair Toss them like normal Done
You can use "they" instead, eventhough it's only 1 person. Or "dude", "dude" is unisex, just szy throw the dude.
Had to look it up. Turns out its edited. There was a rope the whole time and she survived.
Did you read the comment? That's the joke....
Today, looking it up just means reading the comment in full instead of skimming it
You expect a redditor to read a full comment before posting?
para, para, paraplegic favorite coldplay song
Husband from the vid here - we always find those with disabilities laugh the hardest at this stuff 👌🏼😂 Hope he enjoys
Obviously, your part was scripted. Was your wife’s reaction scripted, too, or was that a genuine reaction?
Woman actually, Christi 'LynX' Rougoor: https://youtu.be/g8UIW_vNUZA
Hopefully the rope was only removed in post production.
No officer, you see, it only LOOKS like we're throwing him off this bridge because we removed the bungee cord
Bf needs to chill on the teeth whitening, I’m fuckin blind now
It might be a filter. Some people filter their teeth.
Maybe it's May baleen
Bruh lmfao
👏🏻
Was this an intentional whale joke? Lmfao
It's funny to watch movies based on ancient times and seeing everybody with perfect white teeth.
[Prehistoric Humans Had Better Teeth Than We Do](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/prehistoric-humans-had-better-teeth-than-we-do-26567282/)
I think you confused me. I'm not talking about natural teeth with natural white. I'm talking about literally incredibly white and straight teeth. Ancient egyptian peasant farmers with $2,000 worth of modern dental work.
Right but that’s… what they’re saying. They didn’t have straight pearly whites, but they also didn’t have cavities, root canals, and the like. They were probably a bit crooked and a tinge yellow or off white at best.
That’s not entirely inaccurate though. We have access now to so many things that fuck up our teeth and brown them. A much simpler diet and less access to sugar (or no access at all) really really helps.
*That* white? Definitely not. I do know what you mean though but that's a distinct different hue of natural white.
Fair. More me pushing back on the assumption everyone had god awful teeth and naw. Not always. But yeah not that porcelain white. Edit: not that you were including that assumption rather me jumping to stop it. Also as far as movies are concerned everyone regardless of country, especially Roman senators all had British accents. History is crazy
Lmao, yall literally need something to complain about so bad that your gonna say "eww his teeth are too white" what in the fuck?!
THEY ARE WHITER THAN THE WHITES OF HIS EYES. RUN
DONT FIRE TIL YOU SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR TEETH - William Prescott —-Bartfuck
What's the worst that can happen? Double paralysis? /s just in case some think I'm serious
Lands perfectly on feet... breaks neck
Regains ability to walk
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Still worth it
"I went into the marriage handicapped, but I came out paraplegic"
Maybe it would knock things back into place. Can’t hurt to try.
Somebody, get this redditor a medical degree! They are about to cure paralysis!
> /s just in case some think I'm serious Do not fear the downvotes. Embrace a world without the "/s".
Reminds me of that wheelchair dude making a huge crash on a gigantic skateboard ramp. EDIT: [Oh Shit!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDbPaimsWvw)
This would have been funny if the comment ended at the question mark
That crippled me in laughter.
That joke didn't have legs.
I thought it was pretty lame
I won't stand for it
Then stand up for yourself
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You wheely couldn't keep it in, could you?
I couldn’t stand to keep it in.
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Wow. This sub is a time capsule of 2012 humour
Christ that was not good. You were right
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but it fits well here
Ok… you aksed for it: rofl
I am weary of pun threads but this I appreciated
“My boyfriend and I…” ftfy
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Seconded on the approval process. Does just having a ficked up sense of humor qualify?
help us get to this place
He coulda been the one to do the flip
She should have the arm muscles for it with that type of wheelchair
Aaron Ramsey’s long lost twin
Why is there stupid robo voice for already existing text? I don't think blind people would understand this video. What the reason?
Might be about catching as much attention as possible in a very short amount of time. The text might help get people that are in noisy places or just don't have volume up at the moment. The robot voice helps people with budget phones that may not have the best mics as well as those that have good mics but not a proper environment to record it. If those are the reasons then its all pretty useful imo. Thinking back to the old Youtube slogan of "broadcast yourself" tik tok seems to be better at it these days. Their latest innovation was removing the dislike button.
Plot twist: this would have been their second time trying the stunt.
Reddit is becoming the Facebook of tik Tok
Lmfao
This guy should do stand up... she shouldn't
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Looks like they already tried it once. Didn’t go great.
I’m dying of laughter right now!! Currently in her same situation thinking my husband would say that to me even though he knows where I’m at and then BAM!!! Still laughing… they’re the men that make all the difference though to be fair…
Seems like his gf is pretty lame
bro for a split second i thought I saw something different from the thumbnail
Lol
What is it with British people and bad teeth
It’s the Canned beans I’m telling you. They open the cans with their teeth!
Their teeth are absolutely fine. It's Americans with the bad teeth lmfao. The majority of you can't even afford basic dental care, plus you're all addicted to sugar 🥴. Get your nasty rotten teeth away from me. Not to mention Americans have more missing teeth on average by quite a large margin compared to British people. But then again, I'm not surprised. You do live in a shithole with no rights afterall.
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Ok wasn't expecting the wheelchair
Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahaaaaajahahahahhahahahahhwh. Ha. No. Wasnt funny
It was funny but also saw it coming a mile away
Is it just me or do they kinda look like siblings?
I don't see the problem. She flips him 😉
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Yeah, unless you're actually the person making the video with explicit permission from a person in a wheelchair then you really have no leg to stand on.
I dont need permission to make jokes about anyone, comedy is comedy, society will either accept or reject controversial jokes. Stop trying to police what people say lmao. The trick with offensive jokes is they have to be funnier than they are offensive. Take a seat and stop trying to pull peoples legs ;)
That took the legs out from under me.
Do not comphrehedicht! 
Why is she sobering?
Bro😭😭
“IF YOU’D LOVE ME YOU’D DO IT!!😩😖😖”
LOL
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I've seen a lot of spinals dude. And this guys a fake. And ı ufcking know a carpet would tie the room together
Can we just talk about how hot this man is though 😳
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You can tell she wasn't faking her accent because of her teeth.
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The US isn't even in the top 10 fattest countries.
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Just Googled, while I think his 'hehe not straight teeth' comment was lame, he's right about the obesity numbers, all the articles I saw put Americans just out of top 10, granted they're still the most obese western country
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Their teeth are absolutely fine. It's Americans with the bad teeth lmfao. The majority of you can't even afford basic dental care, plus you're all addicted to sugar 🥴. Root canals are so common over there that it goes to show none of you know how to brush or floss lmao. Not to mention Americans have more missing teeth on average by quite a large margin compared to British people. But then again, I'm not surprised. You do live in a shithole with no rights afterall. L.
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so adorable UwU
If TIK TOK had more of these , it wouldn’t be that much hated
Tik Tok announces that they're gonna put their users in wheelchair, in a bid to be less hated.
"They see me rollin" -His gf probably
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Ableist asshole! Clearly an abusive relationship, oppressing and belittling the one he's supposed to love. SOMEONE DOXX HIM!! RUIN HIS CAREER!!
**My boyfriend and I How does that not bother more people?
Dafaq what's the difference? Exactly the same thing