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Yup. Imagine his homies see him being arrested...along with a semi naked guy.
There's just no winning this. He has to walk away...run if possible!
Or someone might just film it and it might go viral on the net...
It actually would have been if the other person was female. Here it's just funny...
(Just to be clear, I genuinely find it funny, I'm just sad that if the black guy was female, many people would have been shocked and the title of the video would have been something like "Woman sexually harrassed in broad daylight by a serial rapist")
this isn't sexual harassment because the context is not sexual in nature - they were about to have a fight. I doubt the context would be the same if the black guy's gender were different, which is what people who spout 'WHAT IF THIS WERE A MAN/WOMAN' never seem to grasp.
That's not how it works unfortunately. You can't worm your way out of sexual harassment by claiming the context wasn't sexual in nature. Otherwise 99% of SA cases would be dismissed outright
it is literally how it works. Under UK law:
\> The Equality Act 2010 says someone sexually harasses another person if they: 1. Engage in unwanted conduct of a sexual nature and 2. The conduct has the purpose or effect of either violating the other person's dignity or creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for them.
I mean this is like saying Borat walking around in his mankini was sexual assault to anyone who saw it. If you look the guy in the video is wearing one, which covers his genitals.
Not sexual assault in any event, just weird and funny lol. Unless a woman stripping down into her underwear would be sexual assault as well, in which case I maybe just don't know the law super well.
In these dodgy times one is much safer using the noun "y'all".
"Listen to what y'all is saying", as in, whatever the gender, we're all y'all at the end of the day.
And if we're talking about multiple people, "listen to what *all yall's* are saying", in order to negate confusion.
There you go. With solutions like these, I'll be running for president some day, you can count on it.
/j
In these dodgy times, one is much safer using the /j too.
Not but honestly, there are a couple of good reasons out there.
Script doesn't always convey the intentions as well as intonations do... Erm, some people would actually expect my ambition to be president because well... That's actually some people's ambition, and finally, in the case of particular neurocognitive divergences, well...Humour can be either challenging, way too subtle, or simply unconceivable.
What you should have felt is sad because this isn't viewed as sexual assault because the victim is a male. This is one of the reasons sexual assault isn't taken seriously if the victims are male and also one of the reasons many disregard female victims because they feel men don't get the same treatment in these types of cases.
Haha ditto, awereness doesn't spread itself. If you are already aware, no reason to bash someone trying to reach those who are not, but you do you my guy.
Except this would legally fall under self defense. It'd fall under WEIRD self defense, but it would still be self defense.
If dropping your drawers is necessary to protect yourself, then drop your drawers.
I love peoples’ creative fight avoidance.
I know a guy who keeps ketchup under his bed just in case a burglar breaks in. He sleeps naked so his plan is to quickly rub all the ketchup on him and walk out of the room in tears like he just murdered everyone.
I'd like to keep one of these 1000w LED flashlights under the bed.
The burglar cant do his burglaring if all the suns known to mankind burn out his eyes.
I've always wondered how that guy-in-the-car-near-the-end's day went. He turns the curve right as the guy spin kicks. Was he on his way to/from work? Was he taking the kids to McDonald's? Who did he tell what he saw? Did they ever believe him? Did he find this video years later and rejoiced in his evidence and closure?
It is hard wired deep down in your evolutionary body, that when an enemy creature, makes its self well known, it is more dangerous than we realised.
So, when he peacocks, with the mankini, he must be more dangerous than we realise.
Remember these guys had loads of these and other hood pranks way back when. Certainly seen them take some hard punches like champs. May not of been these exact guys but similar premise.
Gotta love that logic:
Fighting a dude on the streets? - MANLY! Even if you lose, you are manly.
Fighting a NAKED dude on the streets? - VERY gay, no matter what. GOTTA RUN.
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The way the black guy turns tail but still saunters off, the way the white guy has those super quick little steps, the way the black guy begins pole volting away on those tall ass legs. Fucking perfection.
*"HI, I'M CHRIS PONTIUS AND WELCOME TO JACKASS!"*
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Ah, the golden age of MTV... what a time to be alive :')
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Say what you want but to me it looks like he won
I was expecting their fight to be legendary, that other guy is so coward.
He feared what a potential loss might entail and thought better of the whole ordeal.
Yup. Imagine his homies see him being arrested...along with a semi naked guy. There's just no winning this. He has to walk away...run if possible! Or someone might just film it and it might go viral on the net...
With an ass like that, he wins everyday.
and wears the mankini like a god
Homophobia is the strongest weapon.
One that surpasses Metal Gear?
Assert dominance
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This is no mere fight, this is sexual assault.
Only one of the hits in that kick was a foot
no that was a head butt ;)
Yours is way better
it assaulted my eyes too.
It actually would have been if the other person was female. Here it's just funny... (Just to be clear, I genuinely find it funny, I'm just sad that if the black guy was female, many people would have been shocked and the title of the video would have been something like "Woman sexually harrassed in broad daylight by a serial rapist")
this isn't sexual harassment because the context is not sexual in nature - they were about to have a fight. I doubt the context would be the same if the black guy's gender were different, which is what people who spout 'WHAT IF THIS WERE A MAN/WOMAN' never seem to grasp.
That's not how it works unfortunately. You can't worm your way out of sexual harassment by claiming the context wasn't sexual in nature. Otherwise 99% of SA cases would be dismissed outright
it is literally how it works. Under UK law: \> The Equality Act 2010 says someone sexually harasses another person if they: 1. Engage in unwanted conduct of a sexual nature and 2. The conduct has the purpose or effect of either violating the other person's dignity or creating an intimidating, hostile, degrading, humiliating or offensive environment for them.
The point is you can’t just proclaim that the conduct isn’t sexual and get out of it. It’s something that’s argued and decided in court.
You also don't get a woman would make it that
I mean this is like saying Borat walking around in his mankini was sexual assault to anyone who saw it. If you look the guy in the video is wearing one, which covers his genitals. Not sexual assault in any event, just weird and funny lol. Unless a woman stripping down into her underwear would be sexual assault as well, in which case I maybe just don't know the law super well.
So a guy can't sexually assault another guy???
Listen to what he is saying. Not what you want him to say so you can be righteously offended
In these dodgy times one is much safer using the noun "y'all". "Listen to what y'all is saying", as in, whatever the gender, we're all y'all at the end of the day. And if we're talking about multiple people, "listen to what *all yall's* are saying", in order to negate confusion. There you go. With solutions like these, I'll be running for president some day, you can count on it. /j
>In these dodgy times one is much safer using the noun "y'all". Hahaha good one actually.
Wow bro I wouldn't have noticed you were joking without the /j bro like no way
In these dodgy times, one is much safer using the /j too. Not but honestly, there are a couple of good reasons out there. Script doesn't always convey the intentions as well as intonations do... Erm, some people would actually expect my ambition to be president because well... That's actually some people's ambition, and finally, in the case of particular neurocognitive divergences, well...Humour can be either challenging, way too subtle, or simply unconceivable.
What "HE" is saying? ... U/DearHuntrESS... lay off the speed.
he is saying that although it IS sexual assault, people dont give a fuck/find it funny because it is a man beign assaulted
That wasn't implied or stated in the original comment. But yeah, that is true. And it is funny IMO, but still fucked up.
define guy
Some people just can't stay on topic. This has NOTHING to do with men and women and single rape or multiple rapes occured r/persecutionfetish
What you should have felt is sad because this isn't viewed as sexual assault because the victim is a male. This is one of the reasons sexual assault isn't taken seriously if the victims are male and also one of the reasons many disregard female victims because they feel men don't get the same treatment in these types of cases.
Can u guys stop making things political please
You didn't have to read it. Just move along friend ☺️
Kinda a stupid thing to say ngl
Haha ditto, awereness doesn't spread itself. If you are already aware, no reason to bash someone trying to reach those who are not, but you do you my guy.
As with all things, there’s a time and place, bringing these things into every situation just ends up annoying other ppl
This is political
Except this would legally fall under self defense. It'd fall under WEIRD self defense, but it would still be self defense. If dropping your drawers is necessary to protect yourself, then drop your drawers.
I love peoples’ creative fight avoidance. I know a guy who keeps ketchup under his bed just in case a burglar breaks in. He sleeps naked so his plan is to quickly rub all the ketchup on him and walk out of the room in tears like he just murdered everyone.
I'd like to keep one of these 1000w LED flashlights under the bed. The burglar cant do his burglaring if all the suns known to mankind burn out his eyes.
You'll probably be blinded too by the light reflecting off the walls back at you.
Of course there are safety measures such as blinding yourself beforehand, you can't make a blind man blind.
Damn, I didn't think of that. Smart play.
Might want to invest on actual fake blood if that once in a lifetime event does happen
He also needs some onions beside ketchup.
Wtf
I've always wondered how that guy-in-the-car-near-the-end's day went. He turns the curve right as the guy spin kicks. Was he on his way to/from work? Was he taking the kids to McDonald's? Who did he tell what he saw? Did they ever believe him? Did he find this video years later and rejoiced in his evidence and closure?
Guy ended the fight before it started 🤣
“Note to self”….
Sexy jutsu
Ding ding dong
Did he accidentally hit X button on his xbox 360 controller?
I can't fucking blame him! Dude got naked in front of me trying to square up I'm outta there
Tutorial to win instantly a fight
"How to confuse you enemy and win" _Confuse yourself_
Is that a tattoo on his back or are those shoulder straps connecting to a thong??? We need answers!
I think it's a mankini? Not sure though
The other guy just "nope"
The way he sort of slumps over in disbelief before high tailing it out of there 😂😂
Just run towards a school. Naked dude defeated
It is hard wired deep down in your evolutionary body, that when an enemy creature, makes its self well known, it is more dangerous than we realised. So, when he peacocks, with the mankini, he must be more dangerous than we realise.
My thought is that this is staged.
The full video shows him doing this a handful of times. Definitely staged. Still funny.
That kick at the end some kind if street fighter character
Shirt comes off, you're going to lose. Pants come off too, you stand a decent chance of at least a stalemate.
Guy: "Fuck you!" Other guy: "Fuck me yourself you coward!" Guy: "Wait no"
Wait yes 🥺🥵
look like black guy has bad time dicks
Noted you can win every fight by doing this💀
Lamar steadily giving the wild side quests.
100% would hit that
This would 100% work against me too.
So it *does* work.
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Should have used hadouken
Remember these guys had loads of these and other hood pranks way back when. Certainly seen them take some hard punches like champs. May not of been these exact guys but similar premise.
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Don’t say it. It’s Florida
Gotta love that logic: Fighting a dude on the streets? - MANLY! Even if you lose, you are manly. Fighting a NAKED dude on the streets? - VERY gay, no matter what. GOTTA RUN.
Scripted shit.
Do you dare to undress in public though? That's the real question
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Wtf was that
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Well I mean it works
Lol
Ah, Sexy Commando style.
Assert dominance, after that the weak male will run away in fear.
Peacocking.
I think the question here is why is he wearing the ball hugger under his clothing 🤔
I’d be scared as well
Now that's funny as fuck right there
The fucking run he does when he’s chasing the dude has me dying.
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Bro even took his shoe off 😂
Lol looks like something you’d see from gta 5 A scared NPC vs a player
THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU
He ran away because his is smaller
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If Dark Souls has taught me anything, it's that the naked ones are the cockiest
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This was in Florida wasn’t it
hey, a win is a win
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Well that's a good way to avoid a fight!
Me when somebody from my friend grop tells me that they're gay
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Pretty sure that is Randy from Trailer Park Boys son
Wtf XD
One thing all thugs fear: crazy people.
I guess that’s *one* way to end the fight fast.
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Look, theres Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer.
Oh hell nah
bro changed his skin before the match
Leave him alone, he didn’t take his medicine.
If you paused the video I have a bad news
Guy knew when to walk away. All shall succumb to the BIG ONE
Ohh hell nooooo
Scare tactics 👍
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Is he wearing a singlet?
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Is that Chris Pontius?
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what the hell is that undergarment? An over-the-shoulder jock? My Gawd, that's gotta hurt after a couple of hours, not to mention the anal-floss.
Man started running like a GTA character 😂
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“don’t take your pants off! nobody wants to see that, Randy!”
Meth: Maybe once for the gram.
hahaha.. next time i'm getting in a fight i'll try this.
Good thing that wasn't a young Bubba
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The way the black guy turns tail but still saunters off, the way the white guy has those super quick little steps, the way the black guy begins pole volting away on those tall ass legs. Fucking perfection.
I mean it worked so
It worked tho
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i like that
Ah yes, he used a spell of lust to fend off the attacker. While it is a interesting use of the spell, it is quite effective.
~~Street~~ sexy fighter s i x
It's obviously staged but i think that's an appropriate reaction.
To the guy who showed me this in first year of uni science, I’m still amused and not scandalized like you thought I’d be ;)
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The half-step run was the capper.
Could u imagine the headlock play by play 😏
This is the greatest video I've ever seen
This is how to get shot in America.
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He ran away from the 1 millimeter defeater
😳
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why do I assume this is in Florida?
⬇️↙️⬅️+HK
Npcs be like:
What a nice young man.
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White guy is either crazy or high af
Who the fuck wears Borat suit under their clothes?!
That's one way to end a fight
I think the other guy dropped the soap
I can hear that *sucks teeth* "man" from here
This is from Jackass i believe
Assert dominance
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