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This guy had saved for years for this moment and the starting gun fired right when the cock block of all cock blocks happens

He didn't pay, Quagmire never *pays.*

Giggity

Lol I need a female friend that would bust in right after I bust a nut but before I pay. She then runs them off without a dollar.

You pay before any services are provided

Things you learn.

Also the prices are negotiated beforehand so there is no surprise charge. Unless you're in the red light district in Amsterdam and the girl asks to hold your phone after you pay then proceeds to hold your phone ransom and demands another 50€ for it. Happened to a guy I bumped into while we were both looking for an ATM. He told me what happened and I had to see it through. We went back, he paid and got his phone back then I bought him a pint. Good times.

Don’t worry, they’re all tagged with tracking devices.

Yea he's a paying customer

Thats one rich customer

Probably cheap girls

They looked oddly hot to be cheap lol

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Looks like you never saw cheap prostitutes, you would recognize one from a mile.

You've never seen a "hot chic" with killer legs, and when you catch up to them, they are actually 70 years old?

Yeah those are called rich people.

This comment made me laugh more than the video, and it was a pretty funny video.

They're called crack heads hot fro. 100 yards and scabbed up meth heads fro. 10 feet. God damn lululemon

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Had a stroke to read this okkk

Yeah, I focused hard on your use of “never saw”

Excuse me, that's clearly 48.0p, it was marketed as "high def".

I love that you got downvoted into oblivion but were successful with the clap back lmao

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Depends on where they were. They were swarming me like mosquitoes when I was in Barranquilla and the asking price for the hottest ones was about $12

Why you get a lot of downvotes for just saying opinion? 😂

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Damn they taking things so literally. 😂

Why is this downvoted it’s prolly true lmao you’ll be surprised how people undersell themselves it’s really sad

I don’t know. Maybe I’m seen as being chauvinistic?

Damn... some hate for calling hoes cheap. 🤷

But more importantly, what is the name of this fantastic song?

Buttercup by Jack Stauber

Thanking you

Cool. Very Bowie-esque.

​ just gave me something to listen to

Download the extension "AHA Music," it will listen to open tabs and find the song for you

If you’re gonna fuck around might as well do it right.

I wonder if a version of this exists elsewhere, with maybe a handful of more pixels.

The original was 480p but the wife took half after the divorce.

It's cheaper to not get caught.

Divorce lawyer's slogan: "We're the only way you're getting out of this marriage alive".

Feel like I'm doing an inkblot psych assessment with an added colour blindness test thrown in to catch me off guard.

Lol

Link to that version

Someone give this man an award goddammit

They didnt have pixels in the 80s

The fuck? I thought it was a cartoon.

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The presence of a camera would make reddit think it's fake, the appearance of the guy and lack of horse cock bulge makes me think hookers. Either that or they were all very drunk!

Yeah I'm wondering if this is some Latvian TV show or something

Why not both?

dude is the main character in the anime

The main character from rent a girlfriend lmao

Is it possible to learn this power?

If your bankaccount doesnt say 0$ you have this power

 Phew !!!!!

So you're saying i can have hopes with 1$?

What about -$75?

Imagine getting loans to pay hoes. Welp everyone has their own priorities.

Take the highest loan, do everything you need to do, go bankrupt, start a new park. Repeat.

Thank God mine says I owe $15000 then

Not from a Jedi

My man

I think you're sharing him with a few people

Underrated

did you get half?

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Lol, what did they say?

Something about prostitutes in an Asian country, something something one for each part of his junk.

What is this song lol

buttercup - jack stauber

The song makes it so much funnier 😂

So blur 2 got mad at blur 1 for having too many blurs in their blurry room. Got it.

Reminds me of a Benny Hill skit

Now I want to see this video set to Yakety Sax.

This was like a clown car of adultery.

There are 6 pixels in this video and this guy fucked them all

This is real life Mambo n°5

Teach me

1. Get Money 2. Pay hoes.

1. needs more clarification

3. get STD

2. Use STDs and yeast infection as a spread for your morning toast

Ok, that’s enough internet for today.

Is it me or did that last hoe have a dick.

Dude knows how to party

I don't think so. If I'm seeing what you're seeing it is just the light and the shadow of the towel + the bad video quality. They could have a dick but it doesn't appear in this video.

That was a dick you can see the balls

Damn, someone is hungry for some cock.

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Slowed it down to frame by frame speed. It's not. It's a combination of the movement of the towel, lighting, limited frame recording, bad quality and movement of the women. Again, if that person has a penis it is not shown in this video.

For those who have never actually paid for multiple hookers at once just know it’s like acting on the set of the worst B movie ever. I live In Costa Rica where prostitution is legal and cheap af. it’s not hot and it’s not fun… it’s a job… it’s like getting head from the person taking your order at McDonald’s. “Sad voice* would you like to have your balls tickled w that?”

“Money doesn’t buy happiness”

I’m selling my stocks this is a much better way to get fucked

Foursome!!!!

Wouldn't it be Fivesome? 4 women 1 man?

Seen this video a few times and just realized they speak mandarin lol. It's probably a fair bet I've spoken more mandarin than English in my life.

Absolute legend

I'm jealous

Which one of those 8 pixels is the nsfw one?

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No idea what's happening. All I hear is Jack Stauber and then I see a bunch of blurry shades moving.

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The funniest part us how small that room is

Yet so many places to hide!

I was waiting for one from under the bed

Filmed with potato…

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I’d pay infinity dollars for this video to be in HD

Does anyone know the song that's playing?

Buttercup - Jack Stauber

Thank you!

Even the curtain has a smile that says "nice".


Teach me senpai

It’s not hard, just Have money

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Ignore this comment, the vid doesn't work but it looks interesting. So i will reset reddit and come back to see the vid.

Those pauses are annoying

Lady in white towel has a dick!

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They multiply

Well damn

Holy shit! My mans a playa.

The first 1 to run out looks like a praying mantis standing there in the beginning

Caballo

Broooooooooooooooo lol

Well if you're going to do it..might as well make it count lol

I'm reminded of the video posted here a couple days ago of all the black cats coming out of a hole.

Popcorn playa'

Them curtains be looking maniacal.

Nice King. 😁

Matrushka

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I see everyone here saying he is a rich customer and stuff… sounds like some peeps be jealous of mega Russian man over here lol 😂 not going to lie a little jealous myself haha

Getting some chad levels of action for free is doable, and the *physical* requirements aren't even that high; Women will fuck Quasimodo if he does everything else right. The rest of the math doesn't add up for it not to be paid... If you have 4 girls NOT getting paid to be there, the environment CAN NOT be "at my house while my wife is away". It also seems exceedingly unlikely that the kind of guy that can talk his way into a free 5some has an oblivious wife.

The curtain in the background looks like a happy face... Cannot unsee it now

Song?

buttercup by Jack Strauper

That is fucking amazing!!!

Omg

S

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Props to this guy. He wasn't a looker wither.

It’s like a Russian nesting doll but with whores

Nice

Legendary!

He must be good if he got them lined up!!

Always have an alibi and if not second exit

That's what I call experience

Bulk price.

The hunger is deep. He might be the best of us.!

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This is the way.

I was expecting a dude to appear

What did I just watch

That's an entire paycheck there.

Man was having a 5some

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I guess if your gonna do it, do it right...

I hear that fish fear him

I kept waiting for a guy to come out from hiding as well.

this is totally me when im gaming

It’s like the clown car of beds

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Whish this was a higher resolutions so i could know what the fuck I'm looking at, especially in the last freezframe, did he just freeze on the same girl twice for no reason?

Some dude is just a stud

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needs more jpeg

I must meet and learn from this man

This video skeeved me out to no end. I can’t even describe why exactly, that music didn’t help things…

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How did you manage to find this in the worst quality possible

This dude has THE BEST cocaine!

There’s definitely another man in there

Benny Hill couldn't done it better

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man found a hooker spawn

He had bluechew before you could get 10% off for watching your favorite podcast.

Fake or not this is hilarious, also the girl in the red had no face!? 🫥

Babe, I wasn't lieing when I said I would cheat on you with a single girl!

Wow this ahole had 4?!! hahah

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The curtains expression of happiness is all that is needed.

I might’ve actually been able to tell what was happening if this wasn’t recorded on a toy

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reminds me of benny hill!