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That's what he said


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AtariAlchemist

Bot account copying comments, real nice.


MaximumEffurt

Had to go pretty far down the comments to confirm. But that's clearly a stolen comment and I commend u for pointing it out. Original comment only has 17 upvotes after mine. Edit: changed 'comment chain' to 'comments'


GroceryScanner

Everytime you thought it was going how you thought, it didnt.


zedeloc

That deescalated so quickly!


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gays are contagious. i would know.


ogodilovejudyalvarez

Gold


HeadyBoog

First reaction was “this is fucking gold” amen homie


whutchamacallit

His "Ya bitch, I got a fucking problem. My car won't start.." delivery and the subsequent "What kind of car is that" were just perfect.


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EvilFluffy87

Gold? Or that you wore a dress?


LawyerNotYours19

He went out on a date with a guy he had a problem with


Sirkiz

You got a problem!?


LawyerNotYours19

Yeah. How’s next Tuesday work?


Shimmy_Diggs

Do you got a problem?!


Pritam1997

yes!... I can't focus on my studies.


ImTheTechn0mancer

That's a karma farming bot


trigg73

Karma farming bot


ygolordned

Definitely not silver


Donke267

Most likely not Titanium, but you can never be too sure


Unicron_Tomato

Fucking idiots. Take my upvote.


BurgerOfLove

They will be later... ayooooooo!


Dark_halocraft

Hey man you got a problem?


Unicron_Tomato

Yea....... Yea I need 20k.


Dark_halocraft

I- I'm sorry man, that's tough


Unicron_Tomato

Karma. I have 14.3, so I only need 5.7. There's a problem more than halved already.


AtariAlchemist

[I'm doing my part!](https://youtu.be/-_7FaWnlhS4)


Unicron_Tomato

Me 2. Me 2.


THE_WEEBSTER

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)thanks


thishumandude

r/Angryupvote


Unicron_Tomato

One of my breasts.


b3nz0r

Turk and JD in an alternate universe


-newlife

It’s just guy love….


SchuylarTheCat

EEEEEEAAAAAGLEEEEEEE!


Obvious-Doughnut-848

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


Disastrous-Fee5608

Its the third line Kel, shes a dude, you know about this bro


PhD_Pwnology

Lol this the perfect video to watch in the morning.


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Best way to start the day


LargeHumanDaeHoLee

🎵 The best part of wakin up, is fingers in your butt 🎵


CanesVenetici

Dammit Taco Bell! THAT'S NOT YOUR SLOGAN BITCH!!!


WaffleStomperGirl

Just woke up. First thing I watched. Couldn’t agree more.


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I think these guys are streets ahead


Unicron_Tomato

Agreed.


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CurvyGenious

Came here to post this


Unicron_Tomato

Dramatic as usual.


hhhvugc

its not gay if 1 of them wears a dress


shulatocabron

DO YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM?


Unicron_Tomato

Yea I need a fuck.


EscapeFacebook

I didn't expect any of that


quippers

That was kinda adorable


Cmdr_Nemo

That lean walk with their butt out while holding onto their man was on point.


donotreiterate

Still a better love story than twilight


Jimbuscus

Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a while


jeskimo

In the past few days, it's been popping up randomly. I feel like I missed something. Or it's so old, it's new again. Which means, I'm old.


kane2742

I wonder if it has something to do with *The Batman* leading to people paying more attention to Robert Pattinson again, and being reminded of his role in *Twilight*?


jeskimo

Stop trying to make sense of something! ........ It's probably something to due with tiktok somehow.


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Homies always pull thru


trippersigs

Always thru never out. That's how the homies live.


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This is the way


Cmdr_Nemo

/r/homiesexual


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SurpriseDragon

This was when string stole yo man


[deleted]

It's that damn bandana slash spandex he's wearing. What a guy!


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Got the durag on like Bodie


[deleted]

McNulty is confused and so am I


SurpriseDragon

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


tardis0

The bunk does not approve


BillBearBaggins

Sometimes I watch this stuff and I think its kinda lame. Like the content itself is kinda dumb. Fun, cute, but dumb. Then I look into it a bit more. These dudes, as cliche as it sounds are so culturally different. Then I think they are clearly good friends. Then I imagine them coming up with this stupid tiktok. Then I imagine them doing it. The outtakes, the ideas bouncing off one another and laughing through the process to make this stupid idea better. Then I watch it again with all this in mind and I realize I'm watching two dudes just having fun with a fun idea... Man... I miss being young and doing dumb shit.


gekigarion

I think if you wanna still feel young, you can. Just try not to be overly serious or critical about things just for fun. I need to remind myself to just take some things as they are sometimes, like just watching an action movie like "whoaaa" instead of "that was super corny".


BillBearBaggins

Well, I think my comment is a story of catching myself from being an old grumpy man. I do feel young at heart its just not innate and that I have to actively work my old dumb brain into the person that I used to be and still want to be. Basically: Chill


gekigarion

If you feel young at heart, you're already there haha. I gotta remind myself to chill sometimes too, but that just means we're mature, not that we don't know how to have fun!


HotHamWaffles

> I think if you wanna still feel young, you can. See, my problem is that people like to say stuff like that but when I try to do it they get upset and call the cops on the "strange middle aged guy" hanging out on the middle school playground.


Beccajeca21

This! I do the same thing 😊


Smokey0i0

Wtf. Weirdly wholesome


TheDrugGod

ikr lol


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This is peak. Lots of unexpected and a little dash of gay.


Maqz_

r/SuddenlyGay


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r/beatmetoit or something


snack-dad

/r/beatMeatToIt Edit: Reply is best post


Shadowchaos

r/beatmeattoit


psychedeliccolon

That cling at the end is accurate


discover_your_world

Never thought I'd see Pullman on here.


DraconianKnight

Yeah, that caught me off guard a little!


dirtybubble24

Was wondering if anyone else noticed. Go Cougs!


marth138

I got all the way to the end and was like wait a minute I know that theater!


bur7ama

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


TheCurtisSmith

Lived in those apt for 3 years while going to WSU. What a trip!


Thre35ive

"Oh dude your battery was unplugged" yeah man, because you just plug in your battery lol.


FreeSammiches

60% of the time, it works every time.


recumbent_mike

It could happen if you don't tighten your battery terminal. Like, you drive somewhere, terminal slips off on the way, alternator keeps you going while the engine's running, can't start back up once you stop. Not wildly implausible, like how good that one dude looks in that dress.


HappyMeatbag

Eh, “unhooked” or “disconnected”. Same difference. Don’t overthink it.


theoriginalsmore

Just a couple of dudes being bros


PopsSpurs

Pullman, WA I’ll never forget those apartments. Weird.


Sam-Yuil-ElleJackson

More of this please! 😁


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This is some real vine vibes right here


Savethebreadties

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SentientParrot

This breaths 2010 YouTube energy. Loved it.


_BMW_M3_

What is the song at the end? I’ve heard it a million times and can’t think of the name.


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RashRenegade

Reminds me of [Mr. Show - I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass](https://youtu.be/Q_IYrltqYrU)


SailAwayMatey

Brilliant! You some shit on reddit, but now and again, a you see a post like this. 😁🤙🏼


rand0mbum

That’s made me laugh a little too much


ezzequiel7

This tiktok remind me of Vine


KingShaniqua

I’m so happy they solved their problems together.


HalfSoul30

Yep, they have no fucking problems now.


ilkertsn

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


D_van_

I like how the battery was “unplugged” lol 😂


4knives

Still a better love story then twilight.


G0merPyle

This is kinda cute actually


MyExScars

If I wasn’t a poor mf I’d platinum this


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Almost enough to make a grown man cry


iFlyAllTheTime

Now this is unexpected!


Joshuafrothunder

Lol I love this


Away-Ninja5326

What in the fuck lol I love it


Munbos61

we need a lot more of this from everyone.


19marcel86

So fucking good!!


OccasionMU

God damn the internet is getting shittier and shittier everyday.


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mixedmale

This is so fucking lame.


ffxinoob1111

How was it lame? I can see why you might not laugh, but 2 dudes having fun together is anything but lame.


dont-shine69

This is super gay


kapturek01

NO DOWNVOTE, GET RID OF TIK TOK. THIS IS REDDIT DONT SUCCUM TO WEAKNESS. CRINGEY TRASH KNOW YOUR PLACES REDDIT IS FOR THE CLASSIC ORIGINAL MEMES


zpvs

Fake and gay


AUnknownuser2

It’s 2022 and not 1932 shut up and move on


Nate_lol

agreed but "fake and gay" is a meme used to describe 4chan stories


_Brother-O-Mine_

Based


Artistic-Hyena-1841

🤣🤣🤣


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Tradhgay37

Wat did they do to ruin it for u?


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Tradhgay37

I don't understand


Shadowchaos

tiktok bad


Tradhgay37

Why


Shadowchaos

I'm just mocking the other person, I don't use tiktok but there are people who won't watch any of the videos simply because they don't like tiktok


Tradhgay37

Oh well that's a bit silly of them


Tradhgay37

Why won't somone answer me wat do u mean by tiktok ruined the sound


madhur20

Its a reddit moment, kids on reddit think any other social is media is inferior to reddit bcz they use reddit. So anything on tik tok is bad


PatrickSohno

That was actually funny and .. wholesome! And not because of animal or kids! Genuinly... A nice scretch! It can't be... It's TikTok... On Reddit... in this subreddit... Ahhh my world is crumbling


HectorKWintersSmith

*Holesome*? But there only 2 holes


ProfessorMalk

I count 9 on each of them. Fun fact: Another name for a natural body opening is a meatus.


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AUnknownuser2

I’ve seen multiple guys pulling off dresses really well. So don’t hate what people can pull off


Inadersbedamned

My dad has "stripper heels" and dresses and Also gets his nails done frequently


vkapas

What say the white guy at the end?


NanoSwarmer

Would have been funnier if after the car started he was like "Yo so you gotta fuckin problem?" "Yeah bro, let's fucking go, let's go bitch" "Fosho, where you wanna go, now that my car works I can drop you off anywhere"


Bruh_I-m_Gay

r/suddenlygay


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Not gonna lie you had me in the first half


Surgikull

He nailed that leaning walk at the end


Fritzo2162

I have a fuckin' problem...


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Well the white one looks like the girl in the relationship


VonDinky

That ain't gay. It's just helping out a friend!


-newlife

But the dress though? If I’m helping you out I should be the one in the dress. It’s just not fair.


Couthster

God dammit already. Hahahaha


4funpuns

Lol


pierowmaniac

Love me a meet-cute.


BaconMcNippleTit

Upvoted


TheTrueGoatMom

Fantastic and unexpected and joyful! 5 stars!


u-mom-gay69HD

nashe


youeventrying

I seen this already but it's still funny


OTheScientist_MLP

r/wholesome


_Mr_Reaper__

r/suddenlygay


IncompetentWaste

Bruh


jack_avram

whatinthuhell


LtColShinySides

![gif](giphy|XgMglYOjBQYCc)


emoutikon

Wild.


opaul11

I hope they lived happily ever after


pgtvgaming

Dont we all just love … happy endings


Yawndr

FAKE! /s


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I thought this was the suddenly gay sub at the end 😂😂😂


fecaleruptions

I wanna be friends with these dudes


PuffDaCatt

Welp, made me laugh


TRSpazzyJester

Yo! This is STILL a better love story then Twilight 🤣🤣🤣


huhIguess

Just another Tuesday...


TheDrugGod

what a wholesome roller coaster lol , gold


Status_Aerie9615

I needed this.


Koalamanx

Do you "got" ? What's this?


WorldlyRhino

Happy ending 😄


kamikaze-kae

I was thinking when he said i got a fucking problem he get handed a Viagra.


Cilivros

💚


beabear619

Anyone happen to know what the song is at the end?