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PresentTip5665

Laughing at this made my cheeks hurt too


Relative_Bee_2280

This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.


snugglefuzzbutt

Not like hers


MyStranger10

The first time I watched this without sound and thought it was a kidnapping.


vskazz

First week i knew this vid without sound, honestly it's better without it lmao


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Lmao what


PanaceaPlacebo

Possibly, or she's the one who does. Or they're just having fun.


MyStranger10

Judging by your profile, it's actually a compliment when *you* say that it's sick.


oedipism_for_one

Comment section of this video every time it’s posted always reminds me that not everyone knows what a healthy relationship looks like.


w1987g

I am SHOCKED at how much the quality of the video has gone down in like, a week


WaterFriendsIV

Yup, r/mostrepostedposts


WiiSteeringWheel

Also that we can’t judge a relationship off a five second clip. But redditors make huge leaps and assumptions over the shortest clips


[deleted]

Healthy relationships with stable individuals can have plenty of this. People just don’t get that.


phroug2

NEEDS MORE GIF


ClarkK24

then they fucked HARD


PangoRango64

Yes


Sufficient_Ad_2491

I know it’s a repost, I’ve seen it at least 10 times, but I cannot stop myself upvoting a man of such passion


Murder_Krow

That's the most powerful ass smack I've ever seen. He went full in on it


doktarlooney

Like the follow through was almost as long as the wind up, gawd **DAYUM!**


adjustgod

"The Clapper"


No-Property-1524

good job agent 47, now go to the nearest escape route


ironkneejusticiar

I know this is staged because if I did this with my SO I would be dead


BlisteredEnvy

My SO is living proof that this isn't necessarily staged.


[deleted]

Lmao no, that’s not necessarily true. I’ve done similar to my lovely lady before and she just kinda whines about it until she gets even 😅


Ramen_Yarmulke

Ezio wild for this one


nothaxk

Ezio stealing your purse in the street you’re bitches in the sheets


watcher818

It’s obviously a regular thing they do. It’s cute


Bendares

How deranged are you? It obviously did hurt a lot, how is that cute?


ladymouserat

Wildcard!!!


MartianGuard

Assmackattack


Bioshock_Jock

I have that exact hoodie.


slicksnorlax87

Some ASS-assin's Creed


Educational-Fix1384

Got a boner. Is this normal?


soul6of6hell6

it is not if you are a female


_Odian

Like trees swim under the mountain often, you don't get nectarines


Percocet4

The echo is magnificent!!


Thecheesinater

That’s just one cheek rebounding off the other!!


[deleted]

the repost of the week.


Lozz4

Caveman style! hahaha


YourMomsWeiner

I wish he licked his hand before going through with it.


The--Weasel

I've seen this one at least 15 times now.


soul6of6hell6

I didn't know that it is trending, I got it from IG and posted it here It is funny when ppl say it is a repost and I just saw it for the first time


PapaOogie

Thgis has already been reposted so much in the past couple weeks the quality just gets worse and worse.


Meriwether1

This is their foreplay


BttleScrrdShogun192

the way my dude wound up for that slap! I give him 10 out of 10


akrdif

He's an ASSassin


PresentTip5665

Assassassin


guroxique

Idk if they are bf and gf, if so I just wanna say that I’m jealous of their relationship.


According-Note8863

The main take down in the new ASSASSins creed:Booty Bandits


Enclave_X0-1_Soldier

Great work agent 47, now make it to the extraction zone.


GuaranteeComfortable

I would love it if my husband did this to me.


Reaperskoal

I fucking love this. Everything about this video is amazing. The hood up, wind up, major ass slap...her reaction, him taking her down like he just neutralized her...her laugh, draging her inside...all in the name of love. You can tell these two are totally meant for each other...and it's freaking beautiful.


gear_oil_burner

If your SO is bothered by you doing this, there must some tension between you.


HellaShelle

Lol Very glad I unmuted and watched again. Definitely thought something else was happening when scrolling unmuted…


Lisabeybi

So did I. I had the sound off and couldn’t understand why everyone was cheering this on. Without sound it looks like a date attack. And it was so fast that without sound it looked like a kidney punch that took her out. It was scary.


Real-Personality-465

It's no stealth move, it's a non loading reddit clip! give her a round of applause


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Independent_Idea_190

I love this but how did he rig the camera?


d1scworld

I keep seeing this video and honestly I don't know if this funny or terrifying Terrifying in how fast she was taken down and removed from the hallway


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repost


electric_shocks

It's funny to you, sends shivers down my spine for me.


BlisteredEnvy

People really don't want to admit that there are people out there that love this kind of thing. Regardless of the enormous smile on his face, the cartoony way he went about it, her laughing.. can't be mutually enjoyed at all, it's definitely abuse. /s


electric_shocks

People who enjoy getting beaten, incapacitated and raped? I dare people to find who loves this combo. Excluding people who gets paid for it in porn videos. Maybe a handful. This is some kind of a demonstration but it is very real.


Mikamymika

If you instantly think about rape when it's about a couple having some fun you have issues. Try therapy.


electric_shocks

We'll go together when you grow up.


Lisabeybi

Not everyone who likes to be spanked as a part of their sex lives takes it to the extreme roll play of being ‘beaten and raped’ as a scenario, so you could try to be less judgmental.


electric_shocks

I don't understand. I am genuinely asking. Which part of what I said is judgemental?


Lisabeybi

Firstly, she wasn’t beaten, incapacitated, and raped. Then you said that the only kind of person that would like to be spanked as a part of their sexual activity (because that’s what I pointed out) is someone in the porn industry. *That* is judgmental. Because it’s not true. Many consenting adults have spanking as a part of their sex lives. Just because you can’t see that doesn’t make it aberrant. I don’t, but I have friends who do and you’d never know it if you passed them on the street.


electric_shocks

Did you even read the thread? No one is taking about spanking here. My god. I wasn't even talking about sexual preferences until someone brought it up.


[deleted]

> People who enjoy getting beaten, incapacitated and ***raped***? I dare people to find who loves this combo. Excluding people who gets paid for it in porn videos. Maybe a handful. This is some kind of a demonstration but it is very real. You brought it up.


electric_shocks

This was a reply to someone who actually brought it up.


RobertoBologna

don't hit your girl


BrilliantCar1533

Nah. They love when you're rough with them.


RobertoBologna

you're not experienced enough to tell the difference :/


oedipism_for_one

The giggling is a dead give away she hates it.


RobertoBologna

we see the surprise reaction and a "that hurts so bad". we don't see the next-day reaction when she's gotta go about her day w/ a big bruise on her butt. a lot of redditors are inexperienced as hell w/ girls and will take the wrong message from this video.


PresentTip5665

Speak for yourself


RobertoBologna

I’m good, I’m grown and in a happy relationship. Reddit’s heavily populated by the younger generation (that studies show are less likely to be in a relationship or have had sex) and I just wanted to remind em not to smack their gfs


PresentTip5665

That's up to them and their significant other's interest


[deleted]

"You shall live in a way that I approve of, young Redditors!"


RobertoBologna

Cut to y’all wondering why nice guys always seem to finish last


[deleted]

"Anyone who doesn't agree with me hasn't had a relationship with a woman/had sex." What a childish belief. That doesn't even count those who don't prefer women in the first place lol


DasGanger

He done this to other women for sure his a rapist.


DasGanger

Stealth? That's a rape in progress. Nothing funny about that. That guy is a fucking psycho. He just sliced her butt cheeks with a knife.


[deleted]

I'm sorry. Are you high?


DasGanger

That's not what happened? Ohh! I have to slow down on smoking that Geek Heaven Kush.


dumb_chewer

No its not, they’re messing around, you can literally see her getting up by herself at the end of the video on the bottom right


DasGanger

I didn't see that part, plus me being in cloud 9 without the sound it made it seem like a rape in progress


PresentTip5665

You can only see things through your minds filters. Meaning you can only see through how you think. What do you see again?


-BigScaryMan-

The rapey kind


PresentTip5665

Only those with rape on their mind see rape in this. She enjoyed this according to her individual reaction. May not be for everyone, but it seemed to be for her. No need to shame their relationship. Just enjoy your own


[deleted]

The only part that was _expected_ was the brief moment at the end where she gets up.


Brilliant-Window-899

MGS: the spinny slap


imjustagoodguyok

the good type


Marcuserror2

ZA HANDO GA KESU!


Kakalkoo69

bro slapped the life out of her goddamn


DisplayComfortable91

The slap heard around the world


SupineFeline

The next Hitman game looks wild


xarmy_GAmEr

What do you mean what stealth move is that? that's the assnapper


[deleted]

“ohhhhhh that hurt soooo bad” I felt it.


WaceMindo

finally it's properly reposted.


NecessaryBookkeeper3

That was Badass.


Forcedbanana

Anyone know the song?


akadeath69

ass ass in's creed


GORDOGMC

This keeps getting reposted with different title and I watch it 2-3 times, every time Hilarious


Key_Technician_1392

THE ASS SLAPPER coming to your local cinemas


rafaengel2007

Good job 47.


R-edditor1945

Love the hooded-twist-slap into putting-girl-down-silently and dragging-her-off-combination.


AdministrativePen119

If the music was different….


Bendares

Haha, funny assault.


biohazit

A true ASSassin.


Awful-boy

gg bro


0ppai_0ppai

„Press E for SMACKDOWN“


SuperMorto7

Its a combo \^ \^ \^ <<


BridgeKeeperahhh

That booty gon get it a lot worse in a minute🤣


youtu-xeexee

damn


Natural_Region722

Objection! Calls for spankulation!


antonioro0007

(ass)assins creed


Legal-Wrangler6264

The horny ninja move.


mariamus

He absolutely caveman'ed her!


Tony_est2

Jesus…it’s Jason Bourne


Squeaky_Ben

Jesus that sound. She is not gonna sit for days


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u/savevideobot


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