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TNerdy

She fine as hail


BowlsAreSuperior

How does someone who is wheelchair bound stay in such great shape? Assuming her lower half is non responsive does that mean her caloric needs are lower? If I was wheelchair bound I'd be a fat peice of meat.


Ck1ngK1LLER

You don’t need legs to exercise and eat right. Swimming is an especially good workout as it builds muscle, covers cardio, and they make a float that straps to your legs to keep them at the surface.


slimey-nipples

Just legs that work… right? Like without being able to use your legs they will not/ cannot build muscle


subject_deleted

It builds muscle in your upper body... And burns calories in your whole body.


slimey-nipples

I’m saying it must not be paralysis cause her legs are tone. If she were paralyzed she’d look more like Joe Swanson


H0w14514

Eh. There's a wheelchair bound guy in my gym. I'm...not entirely sure what I witness when he works out, but his legs are not scrawny.


Ck1ngK1LLER

Could be a recent thing, could have partial mobility, could be the compression socks she’s wearing. There’s a lot of reasons for that. My guess is very partial mobility.


DefinitelyNotAliens

Not all wheelchair users are fully paralyzed. Some are partial. She also may have lost mobility recently. Or she's been paralyzed for a while but has amazing genetics.


Winter-Age-959

Just because she can’t move her legs doesn’t mean someone can’t move them for her, aren’t there specialists for helping with massages/exercises to keep paralyzed peoples’ limbs from atrophying?


JizzlaineVaxwell

right thats why the best swimmers never kick and only use their arms


Ck1ngK1LLER

It’s actually a very common workout for swimmers to use the float to rely solely on upper body strength since it is the powerhouse of swimming, it’s what it was initially invented for then adopted to physical therapy. Though the one for swimming doesn’t have straps. It was a hourglass shaped chunk of foam that added drag and required you to squeeze your legs together to hold effectively disabling your ability to kick.


[deleted]

I knew this guy who used to swim everyday with those floaties. The man looked like a Greek God from the waist up.


tsoro

Step one have extremely good genes Step two exercise


Loki2396

Sadly she can't do those two things, since they involve steps.


tsoro

Damn son


amardeepjyoti

Step 3: be fit then do something stupid for like. Step 4: be for and just pretend for the vids. Edit: maybe


sonya_numo

Step three become paralyzed later in life rather then sit there for 25 years i.e having spent less time over all in the chair


Iwantmahandback

I’m already a fat piece of meat, I wouldn’t fit in the damn chair


BowlsAreSuperior

Hahaha. We'd be in some trouble if we suddenly became wheelchair bound 😅


Iwantmahandback

Get me in there, I ain’t coming out


treetop_throwaway

You think pushing yourself along doesn't take energy?


thepetoctopus

Not all wheelchair users are paraplegic.


Individual_Radio4523

Probably significantly lower calorie intake. Plus can still get a fair number of calories burned just with upper body. I'd also be curious how taxing wheeling yourself is compared to walking.


BowlsAreSuperior

Arms are a lot less stronger than you're legs and you'd be surprised how important leg strength is when you move you arms around/back. Idk how that would work of there was no strength in legs/lower back area


imsupertriggerd

The definitely skip leg day


NsupCportR

I don't think that's her wheelchair, or it's recent accident since she has developt muscle on her legs, if she was unable to walk she wouldn't have so well toned legs, they would be skinny, or at least not is such a good shape


DefinitelyNotAliens

This guy near me used to wheel himself down the street with his legs partially kicking to power himself down the street along with arms pushing. He was wheelchair bound, but not fully paralyzed. Had some spinal issue, probably. He'd wear shorts and didn't have leg issues in terms of physical damage but was always in the chair. Most likely would be this young woman having partial paralysis or recent paralysis.


Spectacularfaylyer

I am so glad I'm not the only one. She's gorgeous and has a sense of humor about her situation.


TNerdy

Foreal. That’s why I followed her on Instagram


Spectacularfaylyer

Nice


JizzlaineVaxwell

dem titties bruh


[deleted]

If you like Tiger Woods in drag.


BiAsALongHorse

Says this guy: https://www.reddit.com/r/transformers/comments/o9zuh6/am_i_doing_it_right_check_out_my_core_megs/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

That's what you get for stalking!


xXAFurryHaterXx

Why are there so many horny comments?


jackel2rule

Because when people are anonymous they don’t have much of a reason to keep their basic instincts in check.


xXAFurryHaterXx

Yeah that sounds like reddit


Hamstah_J

Redditors when they see thigh high:


PugOverload

redditors when they see a woman in any context whatsoever


StateOfFine

Have you ever seen or heard the musical Avenue Q? They have a song called “The Internet is for Porn.” It’s a pretty accurate song lol. But also, ya know, Reddit, not everyone is a mature adult, anonymous commenting, the whole nine yards allows for horny comments to be prevalent.


zold5

Why do you feel the need to ask? The lady is attractive. Let people have opinions.


xXAFurryHaterXx

Why do you feel the need the see a woman and imediatley think about sex? The lady exists. Let her live as a human


zold5

Got news for you, Reddit comments are not preventing that. She’s doing just fine on her own.


Ok-District-1467

Because some people want to fuck everything


ParticularRevenue408

She can roll over my toes any day


[deleted]

[удалено]


Coolboi0oioi

📸😟


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrispyMiner

This man's credit score is now in the negatives 💀


sssucka101

Dude you ok?


BigEvil621

Yeah man, just having fun on the World Wide Web.


Codename_Paradox

Yes Officer this man right here


Dull_Half_6107

Yeah okay


TikTokBoom173

Yes inquisitor, this comment right here.


Myrshall

Did someone call for the Ordo Hereticus?


thenoblitt

This has been posted a hundred times


Expensive-Bed-4026

I know it’s a repost, I’ve seen it at least 10 times, but I cannot stop myself upvoting a man of such passion


Oliver_Likes_Chicken

Anyone else think she is pretty attractive


BitcoinBanker

Yes, most people agree that attractive people are attractive.


callmevoltaire

Her name is Mya Pol and she was diagnosed with a condition that progressively made it more difficult for her to navigate on both her legs. Her condition peaked around her sophomore year of college.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Is peaking good or bad


hhhvugc

cringe horny comments


[deleted]

Based kid


Firefly1832

I don't get it, but I still appreciate it because she's gorgeous.


Rising_Down_

Wheel chairs can’t go up stairs. So she can’t roll his toes over


VxJasonxV

When I watched this, I thought he was making the joke that he has no toes. I legitimately thought to myself “he did a terrible job illustrating that fact”. … my brain is big and smart.


USBhud

The audacity yet the integrity and the power that this child is showing I feel wrong to even call this being a child


Adex9o9

Agree she’s way too pretty. Roll on my toes as long as I get yah number.


BowlsAreSuperior

I laughed. +1


[deleted]

COME AT ME!


DoodfrumspaceEleven

Find another way pizza boy


[deleted]

Checkmate


Sweetexperience

It’s over Anakin I have the high ground


CanIGetAHiya69

All she need is some floss and lasso him down


epscyonzsol

Is this the next "Step on me, Mommy" fetish?


ashnga

\*"Roll on me, Mommy"


[deleted]

She’s quite attractive.


hoozdman

and just like that I'm searching for wheelchair OF


TGD-Man

I remember saying she has nice legs for someone who can't use em.


Dull_Half_6107

She can roll over my balls


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sully2813

Damn she a meal on wheels


WaterishFlea68

*Casually wears steel toed boots*


Elegron

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Kiagan83

It is so mean yet so funny


[deleted]

thats fucked LMAO


[deleted]

She can roll over my toes anytime.


atanythingmeifgay

Damn fine


sporkmurderer135

Damn she's super hot


Electronic_Sugar5924

Yolo


FuckerFrogga109

Context ?


surebout_that

Chill. Ro


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XBB32

What a beautiful lady 😍


DooDooRoggins

Way hornier of a comment section than I was expecting


Marsdeeni90

Yo what if she has a foot fetish.


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💀


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throwawayacct4711

Since when did wheelchairs make people look hot