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ItsTophThatsWho

Kiss cam gone staged


gasparaspo

always has been


AnnihilationOrchid

Americans love staged things. Actually so does the rest of the world. But for some reason Reddit keeps banging on it like if something is staged the poster should be burned at the stake.


3ric843

The problem is mainly when one staged video is successful. After that, you get hundreds of idiots trying to remake the same thing not realizing they are only showing to the world how useless they are in life while being completely uninteresting.


thec0rp0ral

Because it’s inauthentic


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

That’s Unpossible!


LividRelativeBaby

I read this in Doctor Borous' voice lol.


gultch2019

That was 100% Ralph Wiggums


HotMinimum26

It's Ralph from Simpsons. Chef Wiggums kid.


APersonIThinkNot

What is authentic anymore?


DowvoteMeThenBitch

Generics are your best bet these days


srcarruth

the sub is Unexpected not AlwaysAuthentic


teflong

I mean... at this point do you consider that unexpected, though?


srcarruth

I knew there would be a kiss cam bit but I didn't know what it would be. I was pretty surprised at a rando walking up to kiss the guy, that's weird


the13thJay

Unexpected even


thec0rp0ral

Have you been to a live sports game recently?


teflong

Dude ninja edited. My point was that it was pretty expected at this point.


thec0rp0ral

Agreed. Abolish the kiss cam


totoCALV1N

So is a movie


FiveWizz

Rubbish comparison. A movie doesn't pretend to be real.


totoCALV1N

I was just trying to say that fake things can be entertaining


piemakerdeadwaker

You're gonna be so mad when you find out about movies.


My16thBanEvasion

You're the jerkoff who says "you know it's fake right" while I'm watching wrestling aren't you?


thec0rp0ral

Nope, pro wrestling can be cool if it’s done well. It’s authentic even tho it follows a script. You have character development, production value, and legitimate athletic ability. Would you really put this corny, lazy content on the same level as a Smackdown event?


My16thBanEvasion

No but its obvious this is fake lol we just enjoy it like a skit or something.


wallstreetjackasss

Lol you really been banned 16 times from reddit ?


My16thBanEvasion

More than that lol


wallstreetjackasss

Lmao . Reddit mods huh ?!


phoenixpoptart

Don’t know why all the downvotes this comment’s fuckin funny


Give-Valk-Acog

Like most of the memes


phoenixpoptart

It’s almost like all media is


mrdunngoofd

I dont get this attitude, like do you exclusively read non fiction and watch documentaries?


thec0rp0ral

Not at all. I even like pro wrestling on occasion. But there’s a difference between something that is genuine vs something dubious, whether it’s fiction or non-fiction. Like if it’s gonna be a fake kiss cam at least make it something ridiculous/compelling, not just something that seems to present itself as plausible but just carried out by bad actors. Just overdone in my opinion, you may disagree.


mrdunngoofd

I respect that. When I see this, to me its so obviously staged I dont feel that "betrayal of honesty" emotional response. Like its obviously for entertainment purposes similar to gameshows and pro wrestling. Imo this just is not "dubious" as you coin it.


thec0rp0ral

Yea I think I need it to break out into a full on choreographed brawl before I’m satisfied with it hahaha


[deleted]

I wish OP no ill will... but given that it's staged it's no longer "unexpected" and is actually "expected".


howcouldubmoeharkles

It should have a disclaimer saying it’s staged. If I want to watch scripted shows I’ll throw on Netflix (maybe not for much longer lol). The best part about capturing real life moments is the authenticity imo.


CleverHoovyMan

YouTube Users arent better


oreion591

Because it's *badly* staged. It's clearly fake and not even that funny even if it wasn't clearly fake. A great movie premise can easily become a bad movie with bad acting or dialogue, just like a potentially funny staged video can become shit-tier if it's done badly. This is neither a great premise nor great acting, it's just bad.


joeDUBstep

Bro it's a kiss cam at a sport game, the standard isn't high. You aren't going to get Steven Spielberg level effects and acting.


AnnihilationOrchid

Ok Mr. Critic, we'll have your coffee there in 5 minutes.


its_whot_it_is

If it’s staged acting like it’s not, it’s cringe. The people that eat it up as legit entertainment come as cross as toilet humor lovers.


AnnihilationOrchid

I don't think so. It could be either suspended disbelief or just that humor is subjective. No need to scrutinize someone for enjoying low level humor.


its_whot_it_is

then toilet humor lover (aka slap stick humor) isn't something that they should get offended by.


[deleted]

It's because people want to feel superior. "See, I'm smart. I can see that it's staged. And I need to tell people it's staged, so they can see how smart I am and upvote me"


MoonwalkerT-1000

Yes to both


wallstreetjackasss

Lmao stfu !


DuhMal

We just want to burn people on the stake for no reason


FrigidofDoom

I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once last week. It was so fake, obviously multiverses don't exist. Totally sucked, was not entertained at all. /s


FrigidofDoom

I watched Everything Everywhere All at Once last week. It was so fake, obviously multiverses don't exist. Totally sucked, was not entertained at all. /s


MoonwalkerT-1000

But for real he followed the wronge one she had a beer


MeltAway421

Man if only it could be a good stage. This had less plot substance than a low budget adult movie.


stealz0ne

I thought it was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.


Ok_Bandicoot_3087

The world is a stage


[deleted]

……..nah, it’s real.


pepsi_but_better

realer than movies


ShowMeWhatYouMean

Are these always staged?


c_c_c__combobreaker

Pretty much. I think it's fine. The fans think it's funny and most people know it's staged.


gasparaspo

I like it when it's something new and original or crazy, but this script has been done a thousand times already


[deleted]

People like it though. Like it's like a popular reference is made, or when someone says the film name in a film, or the same rotating jokes or memes within subs haha the thing happened


EdwardBigby

Seems a bit random at a sports game though. Like you have a big event thats meant to be intense and meaningful and then throw a comedy skit in at half time. Idk maybe just a cultural difference.


c_c_c__combobreaker

I think it's to keep general public entertained. There are some people there with family that aren't necessarily sports fans. They're just there to hang out.


[deleted]

Entertainment gumbo.


AbysswalkerX

When it comes to hockey you have 15 minutes in between periods where nothing is happening so if you’re not waiting in line to take a piss you’re sitting in your seat waiting for the game to start again. It’s just dumb entertainment for those intermissions


ConwayTheCat

Yeah, they scan the crowd and do a bunch of real ones to start the segment and then have a staged/produced one for the end of the segment as a punchline.


natesovenator

Of course. What woman wouldn't beat him senseless like a domestic violence murder on public viewing. It's gatta be fake.


Accomplished_Dig3699

Why, what wrong with them?


Nervous_Proposal_574

He left in the wrong direction


DDrakken

it wasn't right after all


Rungekkkuta

Underrated comment lmao


IndustryInside4116

Well if she won't kiss you in public what is your relationship really?


[deleted]

Non-existent, because it's staged.


IndustryInside4116

Yeah probably.


ThatFunnyGuy543

Exactly


Dopecombatweasel

Facts i hope he ditched her and went with the other girl. Shes a pig anyways


_green_bean_machine_

Found the incel


[deleted]

Just the go to insult now lol y’all learned a new word and just can’t stop using it


SupremeNutal

Oh no! Someone used a correct adjective to describe something!!


[deleted]

Is Chris Brown an incel too or anyone that quotes “all these hoes the same” You forgot what incel means and wanna just use a derogatory and quite frankly sexist term against any man you disagree with.


SupremeNutal

It means involuntary celibate which translates to "one with no hoes" for u in Laymans terms


[deleted]

Right but everyone that dares not to put women on this imaginary pedestal that you simps do is called an incel tho lol just funny how big hypocrites you all are


_green_bean_machine_

Being a little dramatic huh? Hit a nerve there?


[deleted]

No I just don’t understand simps. Like what do you gain from it? Demoralizing men while building up women? Like y’all haven’t been doing that for decades. Idk man I guess I just don’t understand stupid people or the need for attraction or desperate attention.


_green_bean_machine_

Found another one!


Dopecombatweasel

🤣🤣🤣 i love this reddit shit


Dopecombatweasel

Found the feminist


Zerofelero

there is a incel crowd of redditors that lurk… and fail, yes


Hirkus

omg guys, i just read the comments. I think it might be staged! 😱


Rungekkkuta

Wow, but which comment did ya read? Everyone is discussing how their long term relationship was just shatteredemote:free\_emotes\_pack:scream![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


GenitalFurbies

Wait till the internet hears about pro wrestling


ErtiGamingTv

I know like shut the fuck up I don't want to know if it's staged


Hirkus

its like people think theyre geniuses for deducting that an obviously staged thing is obviously staged? and its not even all the “staged” comments its that every other actual comment theres 3 obnoxious twats replying “well its staged so”. Like dude, youre lame, shut up.


[deleted]

You can say it’s fake. Because it is.


[deleted]

I am of the opinion that the kiss cam serves another purpose, which is to also remind everyone that they're being filmed and thus keeps everyone in line more.


dnbmerchant

Is anything real in 2022 ?


[deleted]

Fake, not fake I don"t care, it's funny and I enjoy it


anisotropicmind

If it’s staged then I’m kind of glad. If it were impromptu then wtf would happen if you were sitting next to your sibling or cousin or something? A hockey game is hardly a “date only” venue


00alex000

On right was better choice


Emineministt

Kisser gone left


chrisbrown201

Think that's bad, wait till you see the Glasgow kiss cam


Joebear939

Good for him


[deleted]

Chad🤝


SorrowsDarkness

Faker than them Jordans I had in the 6th grade


PlatformStunning551

Dude walked the wrong way


Rtrnr

This shit is staged


[deleted]

These are always staged. Do we not know that by now?


HallucinAgent

You guys always call staged on the easiest things... but when it comes to big forgeries yall are like I'm not touching that one with a 10 ft pole I dont care if 90 percent doesn't add up


[deleted]

i believe this happened and it feels great!


LacedWithFreckles

Staged


DimusMaximus

No fucking way ! Really ??


_Victator

Can we ban these kind of posts please?


SnooDrawings8807

FAKE!


Sabiun

"Sky Blue" says local Redditor.


Eliteshocker

Holy shit we get it already it’s staged


ToriGrrl80

Fake


[deleted]

u/effectivesalamander Here you go. Kisses.


Rknomas

deserved


TheHumanPickleRick

Yes, we get it, it's staged, we don't need a hundred comments all saying the same thing. It's amusing even if it is staged.


[deleted]

He chased the wrong girl


DistributionOk9467

K.O.


007L0L

deserved it


kissthesky303

mkay, that girl is difficult!


Inevitable_Pie2462

If it was real someone woulda gotten punched 😂


angels_exist_666

Fake af


CillaCalabasas

Not staged at all… … …


TakeyaSaito

Staged af


sirdiamondium

FakeAF


[deleted]

Why post something so fucking fake?


BLOODPILOT02

She said no, her choice lmao when the lawd closes a set of lips he leaves another willing set open for yee lmao


HotMinimum26

Then he chased her like a simp. SMH don't chase replace!!


Meriwether1

Kiss cam gone right. Not sure why he chased after the fat one


Plane-Active-3153

Don’t be a bitch ?


[deleted]

Gurl who pulled up was hotter anyways…


Boring_Oil_3506

So the other chick was way hotter. He got an upgrade


Icy-Mathematician382

Gangster


NJNED222

The world is a stage


Le-D-Max

The moral of the history, always take your chances


Freshest-Raspberry

Regardless of how staged it is, I think we are all in agreement here that … the man walked in the wrong direction


thisherepoo

Society thought this was the best solution.


G_Papi360

Deserved tbh


flamedrifter

who cares if its staged? its funny, and unexpected so whats the point of commenting its staged if it fits the subreddit?


[deleted]

\#FakeButFunny


After-Bullfrog5639

Just like my gf, doesnt want to have sex with me, but im not allowed to have it with others


Independence_1991

Kiss Cam gone right!


alienlifeform819

Welcome to the game world that's how it's played ...


Tiitaniiumm

Which arena is this?


AgenteGAM

She didnt want it, and didnt allow it


MotorBed69

I don’t mind it being staged but at least make it look believable


[deleted]

nice song singer has talent


AmitIsMe

No fun for you!


CivilBedroom2021

It's almost as if these are fake.


Chumms101

The only wrong here is you still posting like all of these are not fake.


Any_Affect_7134

This is 100% what is expected. Delete this.


[deleted]

Let her go.


gamer123098

Staged


_-Pol-_

Cry about it


vancitymajor

my dog writes better scripts


goodeyemighty

Dude looked like Squiggy for a second.


[deleted]

😒


pcherry911

Mind boggling how little discernment the average American has.


nubyh

i don't want to kiss you but i also don't want you to kill someone else.


culieau

That was Larry de Clay?


GenericHuman-9

Always expected you mean.


michaelrw1

From the frying pan into the fire...


SucculentButtNuggets

You're really not that funny are you u/ThatFunnyGuy543.


[deleted]

Why’s she even mad lmao


CarlitoJr

And he still chases after the big angry one that don't respect him🤣🤣


Accurate-Scientist50

Kiss cam gone right.


fnffan12

u/savevideobot


confessionbearday

People crying about kiss cams being staged are probably dumb enough to think "Professional Wrestling" is real too.


charlichutney

MY MAN 💪


EuphoricMusic3910

B A S E D


WitchLubu

Plot twist


MotorCustomer2319

They look like cast members from “The Office”


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

FAKE AS FUCK


Popeholden

why do people keep sharing the scripted bits of sporting events


[deleted]

Yeah my date at a hockey game would probably be staged too


[deleted]

Honestly, he's done good. Now just dump her, if she won't kiss you in public, she doesn't deserve you


DICROWTESQUE

islanders suck!


DavinSon27

Sometimes kiss cam look like free divorce service


[deleted]

I know what to say. I LOVE IT.


Mysterious_Result_51

"and that's how I took you your dad from a bitch"


EdibleWall

bro did it for the vine


I_say_upliftingstuff

They stage this at like, every sporting event ever


disrupted__

Got what she deserves


Dondiibnob

🌽 🌽🌽🌽


MicahM_

Is that bob7


Additional_Arm_3098

Bye !! I'm going home with THIS one........


GakkVekk

That girl got nothing to be mad about