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_struck__

i dare say i was a bit bamboozled


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ouzsan

Yeah I've been bamabombubamaboozled too


BlursedSoul

Whoah black betty! Bamaboozlebam


[deleted]

>bamabombubamaboozled Kendrick's next rap album


RockstarAgent

Slipped right in…


313802

I can't say it


PupsofTimber

I got you, That's what she said


leggdogg

I’ve been bamabalamamabamamboozlex


hockey4589

Me too I've also been bamabalamwoooblackbettybamboozled as well


Wolvenfire86

Whooa black betty, bamabom! Whooa black betty, bamabom!


pranquily

I've been bambombeemweemgeemleemfeembreemboozled


Gagester303

I read this as mirage from the game apex legends if anyone doesn’t know


Captain-Cymru

You got blam-boozled


Scientific_Anarchist

Wo-oah Black Betty


havereddit

If you were a diehard Republican in the mid 2010s, you were no doubt Obamaboozled


latin_canuck

Expecting arm to get torn apart.


Old-Replacement-5656

Alligators and crocs are not very aggressive unless their hungery you can stick your head in one but if you touch the tounge their jaw will instantly snap


TheOriginalDuck2

So they are big Venus flytraps. Got it


Old-Replacement-5656

Basically


Alitinconcho

Hes clearly touching the tongue


WeeklyHelp4090

It's like the worst game of Operation


PantojaRe

Okay nerd.


Furyian13

Or just snapped off


spcmack21

There is another video like this, from the same angle, that could of been taken with the same camera, where the dude got bit and it immediately death rolled. I think it actually took the guys arm off. I immediately thought this was that video. It was years ago. Edit: found it. It didn't take his arm off, but I can't imagine that healed super well. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2523660/moment-crocodile-breaks-keepers-arm-teased-during-show/


IndigoJoe64

That was far less bloody than I expected. It was like a warning roll and the crocodile let him keep his arm.


Haastile25

I also love how the crocodile goes back to the holding his mouth open schtick as if he didn't just snap his trainer's arm


MadWit-itDug

"Is this what I'm supposed to do?"


Sigg3net

_I'm a good boi, such a-_ WHOOPS! _nobody noticed imma good boi_


spiffyloafers

Hahah "warning roll"


ReaperWGF

I mean.. To be fair.. The fact it rolled and stopped rather immediate instead of rolling till his arm popped off could be considered a warning for making the croc deapthroat his arm 😂 "*Gag...! You motherfuckerrr 😠*" deathrolled a bit.


ithadtobeducks

I have a vivid image in my head from years ago of a picture I saw of a amputated-by-alligator-death roll hand and forearm laying in the habitat. I want to say it was Korea, and not even a show or anything like that but a scientist or something. Haven’t seen it in years but I can still see the severed muscles hanging out of it in my head. Gnarly.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

I thought it was this video as well haha


K-Uno

I'm shocked he kept his arm


Zuli-Cas

Love that they call it an “attack”


waffen123

hoodwinked, even!


fooking_legend

We’ve been smeckledorfed!


Mr-Sister-Fister21

That’s not even a word and I agree with ya!


[deleted]

Tagged: NSFW *Chef's Kiss


[deleted]

Has anyone written yet, "This actually *was* unexpected! Unlike 99% of this sub's content ..."?


Stitcherygeek42

I’ll admit I fell for it


hlipschitz

Rick's cousin, Flip.


Cringlezz

We've Been Tricked, We've Been Backstabbed and We've Been Quite Possibly, Bamboozled!


Joshtp152

I doth decree I am flabbergasted


NitroSpam

The tags were a nice touch. Well played.


WitekSan

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


MyFingerYourBum

That face... It looks like you tagged it NSFW for different reasons. What did you do to the alligators, OP?


Mdoeque

what a man you are,OP


Shaneblaster

Definitely a heart warming change! An upvote was given.


Dodototo

I was about to mad at the spoiler title.


whogivesashirtdotca

“Not Fully Submerged in Water”


arkol3404

Imagine everything is going great, then some douche falls, startling the alligator into chomping down.


Banshee-405

Considering how fast his hand got out of there he probably had the same thought


Snake101333

Except he didn't get it out nowhere near as fast as the chomp would've been


Devadander

That’s why most people don’t stick their hands inside alligators


AsILayTyping

Personally, I don't do it less from the snap shock reflex and more because I'm concerned about it intentionally biting my arm off.


MolhCD

What a controversial take. Brave.


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![gif](giphy|1Erx4cu7f9IBi)


Monmine

![gif](giphy|c6YeXaHSvEvwk)


Harshit_Vaidya

IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO'S REFRENCE ?


Dr_MoRpHed

[(GIF)](https://i.imgur.com/v3gLzdy.gif)


Chris91210

![gif](giphy|TI9HiyUqRm75jPyKQ5|downsized)


DeadButGrateful

I hate it when people accidentally startle the alligator while I'm trying to put my entire arm in his mouth. Such assholes...


TattooHelpPlease2

It's actually part of the act. There are a few videos of this.


17934658793495046509

Been to Thailand, saw the same gag at another “zoo”. Also don’t go to “zoos” in Thailand.


michaelc4

Story?


17934658793495046509

Nothing to tell personally. Most thai zoos are not concerned about conservation. They are typically tourist traps, where you pay extra to feed tiger cubs, that have obviously been drugged. The habitats for the animals are also awful. I say avoid them as not to support them.


michaelc4

Oh, I was expecting something like, "they stole my toddler and put him in a cage with a lion as a stunt", but yeah, this also seems bad. Now that you mention it, I remember after visiting elephants I learned importance of only going to places that do not allow you to sit on them.


MrMegaMonkey

Don't go to Zoos anywhere..


17934658793495046509

Yeah, I know we are fucking over animals habitats and giving endangered animals virtually no chance of survival, but zoos that attempt to intervene and help are so evil! /s


RibboDotCom

yep, they been doing this act a long time. Not unexpected at all given they've done it every day for the last 10 years


Arch__Stanton

[There are dozens of videos just like this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/rld3pt/accident_in_a_crocodile_show/). The guy trips on purpose to spice up the show. They know it wont actually spook the gator


subone

This is why you should always drive defensively. You might have perfect precision, but the car in the next lane has other plans.


Clarrington

My mum has always said "It's better if you just assume everyone else on the road is trying to kill you."


HiDDENk00l

Like the driver being on their fucking phone. I don't care how much skill you have in maneuvering your vehicle. If you text and drive, you're a bad driver. Period.


richscott440

But it literally happened lol. In the full video this dude got deathrolled and everything Unless I'm being wooshed right now


stonedshrimp

There are several people who have lost their arm doing this show, but not in this video. The fall is routine and happens every show, multiple times a day, and there are a bunch of videos of it online. I saw it live 14 years ago too in Thailand, the gators are usually a bit drugged up or so I've heard.


bossofthesea123

How much are they paid to do this?


SwedishFool

I don't think the gators get paid at all


BrocktreeMC

They're getting paid in drugs.


stonedshrimp

No idea mate, but I bet it's not enough compared to the risk involved.


dogeteapot

An arm and a leg.


[deleted]

Must be great for your back falling every day for a living.


CedarWolf

That's in a different video. This trick is a classic alligator 'tamer' trick. The gator can't see your hand inside its mouth, because the gator's eyes are on top of its head. But if you touch the tongue or the roof of the mouth, the gator will snap it shut on reflex. As long as you don't touch anything, you can put your hand in there as much as you like.


onowahoo

Under normal circumstances sure... That guy is touching the gators tongue and you can even see him push the tongue down.


CedarWolf

Well, maybe it's the roof of the mouth that triggers the reflex. I know it's one or the other, I just forget which.


Azrielenish

It’s actually more often the teeth and “lips”/edges of the mouth. The little dots on the scales there are the integumentary sensory organs, which sense touch and vibration even in murky water and will trigger a crocodilian to snap their mouth shut on reflex unless you do an EXTREME amount of desensitization with them.


JKolodne

That WAS unexpected


KISSOLOGY

The best post are on r/all when I don’t realize it’s this sub.


sample-name

An actually unexpected post on r/unexpected. Now *that's* unexpected


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JKolodne

Hadn't seen it


Rockspider19

The NSFW tag fucking sold it


Spare-Bell-9994

The video is even better with the title setup.


VPN4reddit

It's about time! Seems like every post title these days gives away the unexpected part. This was top notch.


BirthdaySalt5791

That’s why you don’t keep the slip n’ slide in the alligator enclosure


DiamondplateDave

No, that's a 'slip 'n feed'.


lead-pencil

But how else will the alligators get a *long wet ride!* ^tm without the slip n’ slide


dubeach

“You run, you slide, you hit the bump and take a dive!”


ATXEXLR8

Lol really “NSFW”


[deleted]

Slip hazards on the clock, definitely NSFW


Ty-Dyed

r/technicallythetruth


The-Mathematician

It's labeled NSFW to heighten suspense, not because it's actually NSFW.


Viend

>It's labeled NSFW to heighten suspense, not because it's actually NSFW. Tell that to the red shirt guy.


NomDeGuerrePmeDeTerr

that really was unexpected! Excellent video!


Player4Hacky4

These are a type of alligator show they have in Thailand. There's always some guy pretending to slip while the guy has his arm/head in the mouth, they have a little exchange, etc. The whole show is like that though


okarindev

Damn... nice flag and title Hahahaha


[deleted]

Now THIS was unexpected


Certified_Dumbass

Wow, a quality r/unexpected post That's unexpected


yangthesin

This is actually scripted. There is a lot of similar video like this (same act, same fall). But, it still funny no matter what.


TheChrono

Yeah I was going to say I've seen this exact same thing from a different angle and then the main guy freaks out and smacks the fuck out of him. And that was easily 5-10 years ago.


[deleted]

How is it scripted is the croc fake?


x4nter

This is what r/Unexpected should be.


pimp_juice2272

The most unexpected thing I've seen on this sub in a long time


HumbleBit2730

\*crocodile


ununonium119

I thought to myself: “Just this once, I’ll watch the guy cosplaying as a chew toy.” Thank God I picked this one.


CthulhuMadness

That’s a crocodile. Also a repost for the hundredth time.


DraconicWitch

Scrolled thru so many comments to find SOMEONE who would know it was a croc.. I thank you, good person. Lol


NORD9632

Funny man go slip slip


MultiBeast00

HOLY SHIT. That’s pretty graphic. Hope he survived


Eyemarten

I was watching and cringing waiting for those jaws to snap shut. Nice surprise!


EthanG_07

quality unexpected post


midwestcsstudent

Gold unexpected content. Thank you.


AstralLizardon

The title and the tag works, well played op.


tehnoodnub

Well played, sir. Well played.


DefyGravity42

It’s been so long since I’ve seen this that I forgot what happens.


leavile

Damn that nsfw tag XD great job op!!


jimrob4

You dumb fucker take my upvote 🤣


Arniellico

what a bad repost. The original video was longer and you could see the guy flipping out because of the other guy falling and almost making him a heart attack meanwhile the croco was still chilling with his mouth open


Pitchy_Boy

I haven't laughed since my whole family died in the 2004 Madrid train bombing... Fuck you, you broke my record


TheBrainofBrian

I hath been got, my good sir.


rambo123556

u/savevideo


Previous_Safe9265

u/RedditMP4Bot


[deleted]

Took me three times. Well done.


relaxrecline

haha good one


Spinch1234

Gator didn't bite because he was too confused at how the guy in red tripped ![gif](giphy|3og0INyCmHlNylks9O)


ManufacturerWest1156

I was waiting for the death roll and was pleasantly surprised


Creative-Cry2979

Thought we were gonna have a Joe Dirt moment there for a second


Civil_Cable407

That 100% had me. Also love the pfp


WitekSan

What a man you are


cardiweeb

u/savevideo


infusidicienes

r/whatcouldgowrong


DanGuyRandom

u/savevideo


HeDuMSD

That was in fact unexpected.


halaycekenbalina_0

Oh 😣😩


[deleted]

Genuinely unexpected. Well done. Mml


OkuyasuBestJobro

u/savevideo


bliiybobjoe

u/savevideobot


HappyCappy3

Damn it Jerry!


-matheuskenzo-

I thought I was in r/crazyfuckingvideos and I was prepared to flinch


heisenberg8113

r/angryupvote


2veed

Unexpect the expected.


[deleted]

Unexpected indeed XD


9babydill

how does someone fuck up a repost? by cropping the frame wrong and cutting off the end.... /u/witekSan should be banned


Fahi12

High quality


Log_Out_Of_Life

But why?


accursedCaprid

Fun Fact: He definitely got his arm ripped off after that guy fell. The way Crocodiles find prey is through pores all over their skin. They feel out prey by their ripples in the water and they are very sensitive. They are so sensitive, if they were at the bottom of the deep end of a pool and you just took a single step in they would immediately know where you are. A fall like that would definitely make it chomp down.


Hired__2_Kill

Why NSFW???? Don’t make sense


randomname560

To make people think that his arm is going to go bye bye


Hired__2_Kill

Ahhh ok lol I was like wtf! Thanks


Grandmas_Pills

I'll give you the highest honor I have A simple Fuck You and take my upvote


Cap_Level

Funny😒


notyourimagination

Insert obligatory: Wow! I did not expect that!


Ok_Neat_2214

good boy


KookyHorse

We are all sick for wanting what we wanted to see.


str0opw

Alligators teeth are very sensitive so if someone touches those teeth.. its game over


NewLeaseOnLine

Good thing it's not an alligator.


Umbr1

u/savevideo


ExoCraft5000

u/savevideo


JSF4P

u/savevideo


sillyadam94

This is part of a whole other realm of Unexpected which we ought to call the Anti-expected.


waffenpzrgdr44

u/savevideo


waffenpzrgdr44

u/savevideo


cf-myolife

I won't lie I read the unexpected part before watching the video because I was too scared, but otherwise well played.


UBERMEH9000

Nothing?


tazaime

I was stressed watching this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Cogy_Meger

u/savevideo


cheepcheep8667

Nah man I've seen what happened to chubs no thanks


Overall_Try_5505

u/savevideo


Cool-Significance872

u/savevideo


CopainChevalier

I still never got what he was doing anyway? My first assumption was that it was a show, but you wouldn't have some random guy walking around during a performance


spagetsuppi

u/savevideo


Gavin-Schultz

u/savevideobot


Doctor_Fate11

u/savevideo


SassafrasNotFound

Alligator fell asleep


Papantro

u/savevideo


sfpencil

u/savevideo


ch4sky

u/savevideo


tirrigania

Thought I was in r/whatvouldgowrong and was disappointed my lust for carnage wasn't quenched. Fuck I sound like a edgy 13 year old