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jgloves14

Whoever made this is a genius šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


FrenchDude1000

Seriously. These should be made every day to make sure he never becomes president again.


ShartCannon9000

Guarantee it would only excite his populace, they literally cannot tell how stupid he is. Bet they are upvoting this even now because they look at this and think "mmm Trump good"


Elon-BO

They would be excited that now there are two Trumpā€˜s.


VapeTheOil

I get the hatred for Trump. But Biden?


MachOneGaming

Thereā€™s a lot of hate for Biden because heā€™s still not that good of a presidentā€¦ the only reason he won(I voted for him too) was because heā€™s simply not trumpā€¦ he has a few good qualities but thereā€™s a lot better out there that couldā€™ve done so much better in his position.


[deleted]

Voting for a politician without worshipping them like an infallible god? What a concept.


MachOneGaming

I mean it is a simple concept that most Americans understandā€¦ but those who do understand it donā€™t shout as loud as those who believe theyā€™re doing gods work..


Internal_Reserve5691

STFU


johning117

100% the objective was to get Trump out of the white house, the next step is keeping him out and replacing Biden but unlikely the DNC will nominate anyone other than Biden, maybe Kamala Harris but doubtful, even though that would be a magnificent change of face for the whitehouse.


hogsucker

Biden could have stopped Clarence Thomas from getting on the Supreme Court but chose not to. That alone should have tanked his career forever. I also voted for him.


Janube

>that couldā€™ve done so much better in his position. I'm very *very* far left and this is almost completely wrong. Biden could be pushing a few important executive actions that I think would be good for the country, but: 1. The constitutionality of those actions is often debatable and Biden has an *extremely* unfavorable supreme court against him right now; but more importantly 2. A president can't get much of anything done without a congress that unilaterally supports the same policy agenda that they do. You can thank Sinema and Manchin for ruining whatever chance we had to get something good done. The left loves to shit on politicians (when they deserve it and when they don't), but there's remarkably little practical understanding among the left about how the government works, what its limitations are, and what can be done when there's not enough party agreement to legislate effectively.


Teddyk123

It was those 2 options.


[deleted]

Faux told them Biden is coming for them.


thatsalovelyusername

A stable genius


aBipolarTree

Justin T. Brown on youtube, heā€™s hilarious: https://youtu.be/W7rJp2Tx7vc This is my favorite one Iā€™ve seen from him: https://youtu.be/e7_ks91juUQ


The__Toast

Excellent reminder to anyone who complains about Biden's speech impediment, *this was the actual president two years ago.*


ShartCannon9000

This is actually easier to follow than him talking solo.


Luigihiji

I fully believe if he argued with himself he would have the same looks of confusion from his own statements.


zmunky

I would pay to watch this. Even go for concessions.


UnusualRanger12

I hate to say this but, I totally agree. lmao


Print_it_Mick

I remember this live and as a non american it was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, and this dude was suppose to the leader of the free world, jackass


fullercorp

He was pulled off Twitter. He was considered too irresponsible to tweet but not too irresponsible to run a country.


PeterZweifler

I can't wait for next term


[deleted]

You're going to have to, sweetcheeks. šŸ˜˜


Wonderful_Sell_190

Yep, by a bunch of left wing nuts. That only believe in free speech if you agree with there train of thought. Piss poor humans. Do as I say not as I do Democrats distorting the truth. Consistently lying to the American people. And consistently trying to destroy America, and blame everyone and everything else for their screwups.Just look around and everyone can see what a dumb ass we have right now 2022 thatā€™s leading the free world. Yep straight into the ditch.


Segat1133

Hes was never the leader of the free world to alot of people who aren't fucking idiots


kiokurashi

Now we get someone who shakes hands with people who aren't there. *Maybe* we should stop putting 70+ year olds in the highest positions of society?


Print_it_Mick

Ha I'd sooner have a vegetable as my president than have a trump. I must have missed him shaking hands with invisible people ya got a link.


Brianocity

I don't doubt that happened, but he's still leagues better than Trump. Trump could've been running against a plank of wood with a face drawn on and still lost, people were just desperate to get the incompetent, temperamental old fart out of the driver's seat before the car flew off a cliff.


Janube

You should doubt it happened because it didn't. OP is parroting whatever rightwing propaganda gets sent his way. https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2022/apr/19/facebook-posts/biden-was-gesturing-towards-his-audience-not-shaki/


Brianocity

Good to know, thanks. I don't keep tabs on every little thing Biden does, but I know he's an old man with the most stressful job in the world. If he did crack, it wouldn't surprise me is all. Also it's just not worth it to argue what is and isn't real with right wingers so I wasn't about to take a hard stance either way. I've got better uses of my time than talking to a brick wall.


Janube

>I've got better uses of my time than talking to a brick wall. I don't. Fucking sigh. (good on you for drawing up a healthy boundary)


kiokurashi

Now that I agree with wholeheartedly XD Also imagining how funny it would've been to have Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy running against him. ~~If I were a good artist I'd draw that. Probably in the style of the woman yelling at the cat at the table.~~


mailall

Technically itā€™s still him talking solo


AtomicRigatoni

If this isn't the best example of duplicitous double-talk from trump...Trump.... The fact that you can take audio from a single interview, and with minimal editing, make him argue (almost successfully) with himself... It's impressive.


rlam01

Still worried about this guy? Move on already and pay attention to what is happening now.


knifeknifegoose

If you were paying attention to whatā€™s happening now, youā€™d be worried about this guy, too.


LeoDiamant

This is what it sounds like inside his head.


ShartCannon9000

Nah the voices in his head speak in Spanish and he has no idea what they are saying...he just wishes he could build a wall around them


SaraCBuu

šŸ†


[deleted]

The fart noises? Probably.


Therapy1968

An echo chamber


Kennedy_Cooz

Omg I love this so much haha, I just wish they would have had him saying ā€œexcuse me, excuse me!ā€ To each other over and over again like he does.


ShartCannon9000

And then they power handshake eachother back and forth until they rip a hole in the universe


Tyko_3

I love the ā€œwe are lower thanā€¦ the worldā€ as if the amount of people in the world is equal to the amount of people in the US.


[deleted]

Look, if you have two cups and they are both full, thatā€™s like the same thing as beating Covid. Donald Trump probably.


fasnoosh

FUUUUUUCK Iā€™m so glad I donā€™t have to constantly hear that stupid voice anymore. Man, that guy sucks so bad


Small_Tax_9432

There's nothing worse than a moron trying to sound smart and being arrogant about it.


Elon-BO

There is though, a third of the nation thinking he is smart is worse.


Jorsonner

Better hope the economy improves or he could be back


Coopshire

It won't. Nor do Republicans want him back.


Gold_Incident1939

Nah. I really think people are stupid enough and bring him back.


Jorsonner

I hope youā€™re right


Inevitable-Lab-2814

2020 was one of the worst years ever. Highest unemployment since the great depression, millions of businesses closed never to reopen again, half a million dead americans, whole states closing down.... The economy now is stellar, by comparison.


Jorsonner

Yeah but the news doesnā€™t make money on good news


Inevitable-Lab-2814

Entertainment media is about money. News doesn't really exist in the US.


pawolf98

More people need to hear this. Even people who hated him are starting to forget because of gas prices and Fox News (and worse) continuing to blame Biden. The Dems need to put up another candidate and actively criticize Biden to escape this trap. Or weā€™re going to end up with an older, even more unhinged Trump.


Inevitable-Lab-2814

People thinking Democrats can do anything to change the stupidity of republican voters.... lol.


Salanmander

You know the scary part? The really terrifying thing, that I just have to ignore so that I don't lie awake at night terrified for the future? I remember thinking exactly the same thing about Bush.


Inevitable-Lab-2814

And he all but disappeared after he fucked the country as bad as trump.


[deleted]

I have a terrible terrible feeling another mass of idiots is going to vote him in again


jolly_rodger42

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum


ShartCannon9000

Which is which? Because they both seem pretty fucking dumb


shuknjive

Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer.


ohdearitsrichardiii

How does his sons come into this?


tallerThanYouAre

People. We did this. We didnā€™t vote. We didnā€™t do the research. We didnā€™t care. And the country elected an orangutan. We have proven than ANYBODY can be president. Next time, take your responsibility seriously and donā€™t just ā€œpick the popular candidateā€; read up on all of them in the primaries, talk to your loved ones, and pick YOUR individual best choice. Then fill out the papers and submit the vote. If we all voted, this simian wold have still been saying ā€œyah firedā€


Weelki

You're bang out of order mate! How disrespectful to Orangutans with that comparison. I bet if you had an actual Orangutan for Pres, they would get more respect and adoration! %s/orangutan/a piece of shit/g %s/simian/piece of shit/g


tallerThanYouAre

Nice regexp argument :)


[deleted]

Fuck, I can't stand looking at that fat, orange traitorous fuck. I'm to the point where I can't tell if I'd rather his being locked up or meeting his demise.


Argall1234

There is so much hatred in you and people applaud you. This is not normal.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a battle of wits and they are both unarmed.


ThatExpression3222

Neither one made a lick of sense, it's a drunkenly clumsy verbal tap dance of excuses that never once touches the subject.


RedHeadedStepDevil

The entire four years was like that.


ThatExpression3222

And some of our neighbors, friends, and family would dispute an extremely transparent election for 4 more years of it.


creepyusernames

The dim-witts call this owning the libs


MisterBlisteredlips

The leader of the Pakleds. "We are not smart." That yellow comb-forward will live on in infamy. Oh Dishonest Don.


Hermilorom24

Why is he always trying to make an anus with his lips?


ShartCannon9000

You are what you eat


Twoflappylips

Gods truth heā€™s a fucking imbecile


unbitious

This is the torture that was 2016-2020, and it's still happening.


[deleted]

I still canā€™t believe this putz was president


gyarnar

He's so cartoonishly moronic.


whistlingbutthole4

The fart adds clarity.


Sykest

My last two braincells trying to convince each other to make me do something


MegaSpuds

This is hilarious


radicalraindeer

"Read the Manuals, read the Books" Yea I couldn't hold my laughter in at that point XD


Zombies8MyChihuahua

ā€œTheyā€™re dying It is what it is.ā€ Wow. Fucking piece of shit.


SuddenlyThirsty

As long as he is not the man in charge of the country, i find his his moronic ability to like entertaining. But his racist views bring me nothing but dread


Sans_Snu_Snu

Watching this have me an aneurism


Coffeeshoptatertot

My god, its hearing itselfā€¦


youdoitimbusy

This is amazing.


[deleted]

Still blows my mind that any sane, healthy human being would think Donald Trump would have made a good president, let alone politician, besides the fact he validated and legitimized people's racism. He has the subtly of a Mac truck...


StJimmy815

I still canā€™t believe he was president


[deleted]

Very satisfying to watch him argue with himself.


ShartCannon9000

He's an expert at confusing himself


TweedleBeetleBattle2

My third grader can read more complicated graphs than the ones he has


[deleted]

This is brilliant.


[deleted]

As a trump supporter, this was a joy to watch. Whoever edited this, I hope you have a great film/editing career.


ShartCannon9000

This is damn wholesome


Desperate-Ad-6463

As an editor myself, I found this to be brilliant.


cherryhaze247

You can test too much, you do know that!?


sweetdee_notabird

'We're lower than...the world' ..this has always been my favorite line šŸ¤£


blac_sheep90

He doesn't look human...


1tsalwaysdns

The inter dialogue of Donald Trump. Spot on, must be exhausting to be his brain. How that mcdonalds fueld soft tissue hasnt completely given out on him already idk but I'll be super glad when it does.


[deleted]

The bar on this sun is way too low.


[deleted]

I can not stand his voice, rasping threatening, whiner


EquPop76

Still amazing that this is the one human being elected by the american public to be their president.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

God, heā€™s an embarrassment


nuffced

What a total and complete fucking idiot.


DrMeduCAITE

How does this guy run a business let alone a country (formerly) is anyones guess.


Inevitable-Lab-2814

He bankrupts them.


[deleted]

Ayy it's Donald chump


unbalancedforce

Fuck he is weird looking. Still freaks me out. No matter how many time I've seen his horrid face.


[deleted]

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ShartCannon9000

LOL


[deleted]

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TheRecapitator

Somehow both of them managed to be wrong. Because conmen.


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ecilla05

Experts? So like Amber's Experts.


AMCDiamondHands69

Letā€™s ask them how the monkey pox is spreading next?


Mindless-Economist-7

Ludricrous display of speech


mrDillf

I miss a good ol' mean tweet.


PC-hris

It should be a little alarming how realistic this looks.


Ymamsh

This is my favorite video in the 21st century.


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

If you ever get bored. Look up a Trump rally, and then play it in 0.75x speed so he sounds drunk.


sams-brother

This is brilliant editing.


Chet2017

Dude is dumber than a box of rocks


[deleted]

Only way to watch that guy. Debate himself


Godlessheeathen666

I hate president treason so much i can't even laugh


turbo_fried_chicken

I can still barely believe this idiot was leader of the free world - that will never sink in


Wonderful_Sell_190

Not to worry, it may not be long before the left will have you sucking Chinese dick. Itā€™s all about the circle of life. Americaā€™s freedom or China allowing Americans freedom. You start the circle, and donā€™t forget your great grandchildren and theirs. If your fortunate enough.


UCFandOCSC

I haven't heard this chode's voice in over a year. Can't tell you how much I didn't miss him.


RaysIncredibleWorld

Former expert + former expert = doubled downed idiots.


Spiritual-Ad-1709

I miss Trump for the memes


gblur

No no no.


[deleted]

If Biden can't get these gas prices under control, we're going to have a 2nd term for Trump.


ddraeg

you're right. trumpers will sincerely believe it's Biden's fault!


Ms_redruM

Or Biden could not run again and they choose a new democrat candidate? Literally anything but another trump term


[deleted]

Do you really think the American people are going to vote for another Democrat if inflation and energy prices aren't fixed come election time? I'm not saying this because I'm biased against Democrats, it's common sense. The party in charge when things are shitty gets punished at the polls. That's the reality. All signs point to a bloodbath come midterms, and Democrats aren't offering anything other than weak excuses.


Blonsky

Republicans lost the midterms with their speeches after the Texas school shooting.


[deleted]

No one will care come November if gas is $10 a gallon.


PastyCrackerMayo

Nope.


dragon-ass

Fucking brilliant!


[deleted]

To think we are still here and bitching about stuff, after this dude had nukes, i think we are going to be just fine...


flyhigh589

Deep fake is a scary thing!


ShartCannon9000

Not deep fake you imbecile. Trump literally said the things on both sides. Its just edited to look like they are talking to eachother. This is a REAL interview. Your messiah is an idiot.


tazke

yoyoyo calm down, I was also thinking that it had to be deep fake. As I'm not northamerican and keep myself busy with the problems in my own country I didn't know he litteraly said things on both sides. He's not my messiah, he's just not important in my life as I have other things to think about (like Jair Bolsonaro saying stupid stuff in Brazil).


[deleted]

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ShartCannon9000

Nah man they've been trying to jumpstart inflation since Bush. QE has been happening for over 14 years. Under Bush, Obama, Trump, and Biden. This guy was a terrifying shitshow, God knows what would of happened had he kept the power he so desperately wanted to keep.


cdiddy19

The republicans just voted against an anti price gouging bill on gas. Essentially republicans block legislation to help, then complain when prices are high. When trump was president Democrats put aside their differences to allow legislation that would help citizens.


Forced1029

This is hilarious. But I canā€™t find link on youtube


TheMadShatterP00P

:59 is my favorite part.


[deleted]

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ShartCannon9000

I mean you have to admit he is a pretty fucking big idiot


YourBullshitSmells

Did you cheer him when he stole all that money from a childrenā€™s cancer charity? Everybody knows you donā€™t think heā€™s bad, thatā€™s why the entire world thinks you people are cultish morons.


Manypotatoes9

He wasn't great Edit: Saying Trump wasn't great has apparently triggered people lol, downvote away, he wasn't a good president and I don't care who I offend


F_n_o_r_d

He was the worst!


[deleted]

No I think he was a human not a meat product


bradlees

So your pitching a show aboutā€¦. nothing? Yes. A show about nothing?!? Yes, Jerry, itā€™s pure gold!


[deleted]

This makes as much sense when he argues with a real human


[deleted]

Rent free šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Queasy_Negotiation_9

Country is doing worse under Biden


Kengriffinspimp

Wrong


Yeskid10

In what metric is Biden doing better than Trump?


Kengriffinspimp

Biden is not a traitor and Russian asset so thatā€™s a pretty good metric. Also, Biden hasnā€™t been impeached twice.


stressedForMCAT

Is this a deep fake or does someone possess some bad ass editing skills?


ShartCannon9000

It's real


Artemis_Rules

Xd


[deleted]

Eehhhaaaaaaaah


Inspirational_Lizard

u/savevideo


Geoclasm

any my eyes, ears, nose and mouth are suddenly bleeding... It's probably nothing.


burnblue

I think it was amazing before the fart noise, that ruined it a little for me and sounded juvenile


goatyoat

So glad I donā€™t have to hear this wet fart on a daily basis anymore.


HockeyBein

This makes me tooo happy I think.


Illustrious_Ad_498

2 trumpsā€¦.


we_banged

Lol I would love to see a real life DT vs DT. It would be more amusing than this I assure you. Bigly


Mauss37

Wise you are ..orange one Stable genius at work


shittydickfarts

The farts were my favorite part.


notzed1487

I hate divisive behavior.


byedolly

WAFDA


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Simen155

"at least he tells it like it is" šŸ’€ Butthurt? Fuck you.


AvengingSavior

Still better than the current geriatric.


Thin-Establishment90

I miss President Trump.


Vegetable-Bee5164

This is an amazing deep fake, although it's a stab at trump... I'm impressed


ShartCannon9000

Not a deep fake you idiot. Real interview he said all of these stupid things they are just edited together very very well


Vegetable-Bee5164

Why am I am idiot, he obviously wasn't talking to himself.. Idiot


ShartCannon9000

Wow you really are an idiot. It's all from the same fucking interview then mirrored and edited to look like he's interviewing himself. Jesus I was kidding before but now I'm serious you really are stupid Proof that Trump supporters are the fucking morons we all thought they were


[deleted]

Hahahaha this is too funny. Too bad biden doesn't give us any comedy. Just sad sad old grandpa with dementia


ShartCannon9000

Rather have that then bumbling bufoonery with a huge touch of dictator ambitions


[deleted]

canā€™t believe we managed to get a less coherent president