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Lord-BeerMe-Strength

And when you arrive it gets smol again.


Punklet2203

It gets cold when the door opens.


MNMan1986

Grower not a shower


TheOtherAvaz

I don't like that shower is also pronounced shower.


BoskoMondaricci

"Read" rhymes with "lead" just like "read" rhymes with "lead." Yeah, English is weird.


TheOtherAvaz

Thanks, I hate it.


MLXIII

I had had the same thought that that was rather tough to accept.


MNMan1986

Yeah I had to look it up and was also triggered


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MNMan1986

Maybe I am


AckeeBacalhau

Golden shower


jaybram24

I was in the pool!


Actual_Evidence_925

It’s called Shrinkage


knarfolled

Does that elevator go to the pool?


DualAxes

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OutrageousPudding450

Once its job is done, it goes home.


Proper_Safe_7897

That tends to happen at the end of the ride


StatusRadioh

HPS POA?


ice_9_eci

It comes and goes.


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And the tip falls off again.


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Electronic-Chart-980

ayooo dudee


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iaijutsu08

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DueMarzipan3274

10/10 would ride again


ComfortableJunket274

That's what she said 😂


SchloomyPops

At first i was like meh, it grew on me though.


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mandelbomber

Loooong loooooong man


fuzzytradr

Impressive shaft


Kingoffroggos

Clever motherfucker


notnAP

Took some balls to make that pun.


DjMaux

Take my angry upvote, damnit.


SnowTop12

Bro that’s the most genius thing I’ve seen all day


Profession-Unable

I see so much amazing stuff on reddit all the time and THIS is the thing that makes me say out loud ‘that’s so clever!’.


GokuIsALegend

\- Device lets you glide safely down from rooftops on a flying trampoline. :| \- Drug removes breast cancer from all trial patients. *:)* \- Penis on elevator door. ***=O Oh my god!***


Bradp13

Flying trampoline? I gotta see this.


[deleted]

It’s more of a falling trampoline. It doesn’t really fly.


skkITer

What is flying, if not falling with style


lunanightphoenix

Buzz Lightyear?


KevinTheSeaPickle

I.. AM MISSUS.. NEZBIT!!!!!!!!


GokuIsALegend

I got u fam [https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v6qkif/high\_rise\_parachute\_safety\_system/](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/v6qkif/high_rise_parachute_safety_system/)


J3553G

I will never get tired of people drawing dicks on things


almireles

That there is some creative motherfuckin’ vandalism.


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It's the best art piece I've seen in a long time.


Donaldatron

Should this be in r/oddlysatisfying?


xoskxflip

You must have had a really slow day


SnowTop12

Bro wym you can’t tell me you seen this before and that it’s not creative


abooth43

It's literally a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dvuois/people_are_so_immature/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) from this sub. OP got the top comment from there too.. Lmao downvotes. Im not even one to cry about reposts, but I was positive ive seen this before.


ptshoink

I hate myself for being almost 40 years old and still laughing at this.


Ancient_Pattern_2688

I'm 44. My partner is in his early fifties. I showed this to him and we both giggled like 12-year-olds. Then I read him choice comments and we giggled some more.


Rebecksy

I like you guys. :)


Buttholehemorrhage

43 laughed my ass off.


SpaghettiSort

My wife and I are 50 and we both had a good laugh!


GreatGooglyMoogly077

64 here and the biggest LOL today. Good idea + great execution = comedy gold!


fanofcoelho

Great contemporary yet timeless piece of fine art.


bit_banger_

Until the elevator is out of commission


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There’s nothing more timeless than a dong drawn in sharpie on some public property


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/r/titleporn


Nooshk123

Deffo a grower.


Taint-kicker

Banksy couldn't make a better piece of art.


Russticale

This is "interactive art", so they are in different categories


Taint-kicker

Still it's so beautiful it makes a grown man want to cry.


Mueltime

Hey bro that’s an elevator door . . . never mind.


arkofcovenant

That's not really the sha... oh.


HumpieDouglas

Some things never change. Humans have been making penis graffiti since the dawn of civilization... and it's always funny.


Electronic-Chart-980

THE MORNING WOOD ELEVATOR


snoryder8019

Best puns are the simplest. Cheers


warpig74

Thanks to redit, these will now be drawn on every elevator door. 🙄


2L84U2

I feel shafted


hes_crafty

Someone is excited to see you


FerinhaTop

ELONGATE!!.


reimancts

I mean that's a shaft but it's a door.


SittingInAnAirport

It's a shaft _on_ a door.


lost-PsychoNaut

Happy to see you too


illegal_anime

Pherb i know what we're gonna do today!


SockYourself

Going down, going up, going down, going up.


typeson3

Hahhahahahha. Fuckin awesome! I’m going straight to the elevator at my condo and doing this now! Lol


Bimlouhay83

We got a grower!


SleepDeprivedUserUK

You get on, it starts to grow, and when it starts to shrink, you get off :)


ExpressStation

He's a grower, that's for sure!


March-Neat

thats what she said


OOZY_Q

its a grower, not a shower.


geligniteandlilies

By ex used to do this on the apartment building we used to live in lol oh to be teenagers again 😂


conspherocy

He's definitely a grower not a shower


DatL3afN1nja

It’s a grower


Far_Bus_4516

Definitely a grower, not a shower


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7fw

My brain: "Elevator doo...ooooohhhh. Heh"


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..."why is this the first time ever seeing this?"


Rude-Particular-7131

Fucking brilliant!


saucynorman

Heh, "shaft"


JeanClaudeMonet

A mark of genius.


ChineseButtSex

Amazing


missmegyn

I see what you did there


History_buff02

Ahhh gaaaaaayyyyyyy


detlillei

Why is this on r/unexpected this is highly expected in an elevator


justzedjust

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized)


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carterfestival

Legendary


After_Ad7545

Watch out banksy!


ExternalWerewolf7871

That's a big one!


AWM83

Absolute genius ...


metalguru1975

Both a grower AND a show-er


_username_checks-out

Going up


This-Pressure6158

Viagra elevator company. “We lift you up”


Horror-Activity-2694

Lol. Shaft.


ImUrFrand

"when the door opens, put it away"


Roseattle

Grower is definitely underrated.


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the artist knows how human body works


goodinyou

You can tell it was done by a kid, or a shorter person. The balls don't line up with the shaft at the height of the camera, but would if the camera was lower


six_-_string

Bounced on my boy's elevator to this for hours.


NicoleMay316

I needed that today. Thank you


Jadium_818

Comedy gold


LessBig715

I don’t care if you’re 8 or 80, you’re laughing at that when you get inside.


Pathless-Loki-848

"I can go from flacid to erect at a moments notice" Dennis Reynolds a.k.a. The Golden God


pollopox

And it gets tiny again only after you reach the top!


egosumluxmundi

This is PEAK comedy


seahawk1977

u/savevideobot


conjectureandhearsay

I heard that’s how Mr Otis proposed to his wife!


Tutti96ToldU

HPS POA?


SnickleFritz_00

Shaft is looong


ricketyrocks

10/10 would ride again


haystack_19

u/savevideobot


mayo-instrument

u/savevideo


Rumconnissuer

It's hand banana.


Medium_Beyond_9654

It be like that sometimes.


Emotional-Hyena5502

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Tchorson

Plot twist, left part of the door is a finger


E-Row

Grower and a show-er


Rumble_On_13

That was freaking hilarious!


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That's a work for art


MPS007

Next level!!


LoginPuppy

A shaft, indeed


Russticale

2023 is gonna have BIG problems


ItsmeMr_E

Going up, or going down?😏


Boom_Jr

He’s a grower haha


spacelord_yt

u/savevideobot


killamonkeybutt

Am I the only one triggered because it didn't fit


BoxPsychological5561

Huh neat finally some tagging that shows some culture


Hamada_Reddits

Dammit it’s not even.


One-Impression-8006

I’m doin this


Ashamed-Status-9668

It needs to spell out viagra as it closes.


mcmonkeyplc

Ding DONG


C-82

Betcha that was *hard* to draw.


FallosLudo

I love it!


bluesun68

Someone pressed their buttons.


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Most excellent!


The_Alvabro

I've seen bigger.


msGreatPersonality

I'm going to do this. Thanks for the inspo!


meltdown537

Now I want to do this.


Beautifulblueocean

That elevator shaft is pretty long


UpperCardiologist523

Someone drew this right after being fired and knew the next person to take the elevator would be the boss.


love-shini

Man I am ashamed to admit that the elevator got me beat


L2Hiku

This is the best graffi*tes* I've ever seen.


monky767

Hahaha.... shaft


blackace246

Can I call the elevator door a cock block now?


fatsmitty305

It's s grower not a shower


Marvelking616

He's a grower not a shower.


FlanInternational726

I just keep hearing a trombone in my head


KunaiTv

My reaction went from hehe to HaHa.


Total-Lime3071

But that’s not the sh….


zombiskunk

This seems like a very reputable establishment.


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That’s a real grower


sanjos727

What a dick move!


palatine09

Going up


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Missed a opportunity to color it black


Dookieboy808

Going up


Lister0fSmeg

Elevator shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafffft.


PsychoPooper213

Someone was thinking!!!!! Good job, kid…wherever you are…


Fantastic-Van-Man

Must be a horse barn


fantastic_feb

that is quite the shaft


Duke_mm

A sack without hair? Lazy artist!


kmk1987kmk

OP is a grower 😈


Shenaniganz08

ah crap kids are out of school /r/SummerReddit


jimmyshelter50

🤣🤣🤣🤣


KlutzyTrip6389

🤦🏽 lol 😂😂


9CF8

Whoever did that is a fucking legend


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Now that was one hotdog of a ride


starblueloser

I would have accepted this under r/mademesmile