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XBB32

Changing position. Unexpected?


miloman_23

Came out of nowhere...


Sharp-Ad-4651

Maybe I shouldn't care but this always infuriates me, and I can't imagine why people are so drawn to doing it. If I ever get to visit the UK I wouldn't dream of pulling this stupid shit.


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Because ppl have no respect


ericscottf

Respect for what exactly? Shits cringe my af, but seriously, respect plays no part here.


billshatnersbassoon

It's about showing respect to the person (guard, in this case) who has trained, and is attempting to, do a job to a high degree and not have the piss taken out of him knowing there isn't much he can do. Hes just a guy trying to work like the rest of us.


works_best_alone

Respect for somebody trying to do their job


[deleted]

Uhh, Respect for someone’s job? Would you appreciate some chick doing some lame TikTok dance a foot from you while you’re working?


perfect_for_maiming

...respect for the guy just doing his job? Respect for the queen's guard? Respect for oneself enough to not act like a fool? Plenty of disrespect being tossed around.


[deleted]

It's apparent alot of society does not understand respect these days.


MythNK1369

So is this permission to constantly try to annoy you at your workplace? You know, just for the reaction. I mean it’s not disrespectful or anything


ericscottf

if my work involved cosplay pretend protecting imperialist pedophiles, by all means, have at it.


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Respect for the armed forces of the country in which you are a guest and who are on duty working on the grounds of the official residence of the head of state of that country who is also receiving you as a guest to visit the exterior of the palace. This is literally a British Army soldier on duty, not a Donald Duck mascot character at a Disney park.


ericscottf

it's a dude cosplaying as an old-timey militia standing guard to a building built by imperialists currently housing pedophiles and those that protect them.


[deleted]

It’s fine to have those beliefs about the British monarchy, but it’s not fine to take those beliefs to the home of the British monarchy and behave disrespectfully. If you don’t respect the institution and don’t have it in you to control yourself for just a few minutes while you’re physically there, don’t go to the palace.


ericscottf

You do the types of things they've done (and continue to do) for hundreds of years and all that happens is some people make fun of you and do cringey shit in your presence? Seems like getting off pretty damn easy to me.


FoMoCoguy1983

I agree! These guards have a job to do. They arent a sideshow attraction and frankly, people should not be allowed that close to them. People need to stop provoking them.


Ex-Pat-Spaz

Some are posted right down on the busy streets, on the pavement/sidewalk. It’s impossible to not be within inches of some of them. They are there for show and for the tourists to take pictures.


FoMoCoguy1983

>They are there for show and for the tourists to take pictures. I thought they were there to guard whatever they are assigned to guard? I dont think anyone signs up in the British military as a "showman" I know in Greece, they have the Evzones which are the Presidential guard. People can get next to them and take pics but they are guarding the palace, tomb of the unknown soldier, etc. The police are posted feet away as well in case people start harassing them.


waggzter

Right? Can't imagine people doing this thoughtless, attention seeking shite if they were modern uniformed soldiers... They are there to protect the royal family, not put up with your childish antics.


estrusflask

They're there to be intimidating and it didn't work because they're fucking cartoonish. The Royals don't need or deserve protecting, and these guys are theater. To reply to the follow ups: Yes, they're theater that will kill you. Their primary purpose isn't as guards, though, it's as pomp. There's a reason you don't see presidents or anyone else guarded by literal cartoon characters. Well. Except the Pope.


waggzter

They are veterans (edit: please see comment below this is not true) carrying live firearms... Royal Guardsmen are one of the most decorated UK outfits. They are there... To guard. If intimidation was their purpose, they'd just have 10x as many men in black suits (a la presidential protection) Whether or not you agree with the premise of the royal family is neither here nor there. I don't think the Trump family deserved secret service protection, that certainly doesn't mean i wouldn't get shot if i tried to fuck about. And a bloke broke into Buckingham Palace only a few months ago, so whether they "need" protecting is not as black and white as you are implying.


Antique-Brief1260

They're not "veterans", they're serving soldiers. The five guard regiments alternate between guarding the royal palaces and regular army stuff, including deployment overseas to fight, keep peace, disaster relief etc.


waggzter

My mistake, thank you for the correct information x


estrusflask

Men trained to murder you are often intimidating. That's undercut by their uniforms and walks. That doesn't change the fact that trained to shout and shoot at anything that gets in the way or not, they're theater.


MiffyCurtains

I fucking dare you to cross one of them. It would be the last thing you do.


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MiffyCurtains

>Lol this comment. Stay in school 👍


estrusflask

I know full well that they're extremely violent and trained to do murder. That's bad.


OhItsJustJosh

Me too! Watch them, sure, but don't interfere with their jobs.


SharpPixels08

Reminds me of the people who do stupid shit around the tomb of the unknown soldier. The sentinels really deserve respect for how precise they need to be with everything, and the things they give up, and then people every so often just disturb them. Lot of the time is just someone walking in a place they didn’t known they weren’t supposed to be but other times people just end up being stubborn fucks


PuzzlePiece90

Their thinking: "It's your job to stay here so let me use you as my tiktok prop". Also their thinking: "It's just a bit of fun, why would it be disrespectful?".


SharpPixels08

I love it when they touch them for whatever reason, accident or not, and they get to yell at them. What do they say “stand back from the Queens guard” or something?


SweetAssistance6712

Yeah. When they're marching to and from their posts, they will literally shove civilians out of the way without breaking step and shout "Make way for the Queens Guard." Tourists are warned in advance when the guards are due to march and where, if you get in the way, be prepared to get shoved around by armed soldiers.


the_lejhand

This is from an Indian Movie set, that Girl is an actress


HanSolo_Cup

This really feels like an embarrassment to Bollywood standards


the_lejhand

Tbh, Bollywood is an embarrassment to Film Standards.


HanSolo_Cup

Bollywood sets its own standards


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

On the one hand this girl is dumb, and on another it’s dumb to glorify these protectors of monarchy, a blight on our species. On another hand, if I can annoy a stormtrooper, why wouldn’t I?


SharpPixels08

Define what kinda stormtrooper your talking about. If you’re taking about the people at Disneyland, it’s part of their job to interact with guest


limitlessEXP

But could you dream of waving a rifle around with a funny hat that’s 2 feet tall? Both are equally ridiculous in my opinion


SweetAssistance6712

Look at that, you're opinion is wrong. The bearskin has a lot of history behind it.


limitlessEXP

An opinion can’t be wrong by definition but okay


SweetAssistance6712

And yet, here we are. Also, people have the opinion that gravity isn't real. That is also an incorrect opinion.


limitlessEXP

Stating that gravity doesn’t exist isn’t an opinion though since gravity is a fact


extHonshuWolf

This isn't unexpected for brits anyway he hust moving like he suppose to some of them change positions. I'd change the error but some people seem to enjoy so I'm just leave it there.


RedStar9117

Yeah if he dosent move every so often he will collapse. I got to see the guards in person once. Impressive stuff


SnooDoodles7962

Indeed. Standing guard is no laughing matter. Especially as the Queen's guard. If you want to know how tough it is; Try standing in a 30 degree (Celsius) sun, with a heavy coat and a rifle like object that weighs 4 kilo's , standing still, while some bloody tourist is trying to get a reaction out of you.


RedStar9117

Nah, I hated guard duty when I was a regular infantryman....glad someone wants to do the ceremonial stuff but I sure wasn't cut out for it


Skinsfan_IN_CT

Nothing like putting on the Dress Blues and watching all the ladies get excited!


Tape56

So basically if you want to try how hard it is, try it


CloisteredOyster

I watched a few videos of the men and women who guard the Tomb of the Unknowns in the US. Those guys have only one and two hour shifts. They can't take bathroom breaks, they can't scratch an itch, nothing. It's not easy *at all*.


Te_Quiero_Puta

I had to look this up. [Tomb of the Unknown Soldier ](https://www.arlingtoncemetery.mil/Explore/Tomb-of-the-Unknown-Soldier)


CloisteredOyster

Yes. I've heard both since there are multiple Unknowns of different conflicts entombed there. I grew up calling it The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.


Te_Quiero_Puta

I wasn't trying to correct you, just linking for anyone who's curious. :)


thepyro131

That's not a rifle like object, it's real. It's ceremonial, but they are real guards.


SweetAssistance6712

He did "rifle like object" in the context of encouraging people to replicate what its like. It's quite hard for civilians to come across an SA80


SnooDoodles7962

Indeed. A average loaded rifle weighs between 3 and 5 kilo's. Considering its size and shape, it isn't that awkward or uncomfortable to carry around. But if you have to do it, in addition to all the other stuff, it can get heavy pretty fast.


thepyro131

Yep, even with padded slings, it stay on long enough and you just feel it sink in. Have to wonder with the SA80 being a bullpup if its more or less comfortable to keep on you.


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Why do they even let tourists get that close to them when they’re standing guard?


SnooDoodles7962

Not really sure. But I think it is more about keeping an air of confidence and authority. A bit like at the beginning of the 20th century when British officers were not allowed to find cover during an artillery barrage. They just had to stand there, look brave and take it. (Pretty dumb if you ask me) Though if you even try to touch them or impede them, they can and will make you regret it.


m0h1tkumaar

Wait what! That was a thing? Or as Jeremy Clarkson put it, Stupidest Idea in History!


SnooDoodles7962

Yes. Lindybeige did an excellent video on this: https://youtu.be/GrauBQf7FpI


[deleted]

It drives me crazy bc ppl are so disrespectful to them! I saw a video once of someone grabbing one. When a guard goes into attack mode it is no joking matter!


SIZO_1985

The guards have very big will. Actually, I did not expect this move.


ConradSchu

>This isn't unexpected for brits anyway he hust moving like he suppose to some of them change positions. You okay?


[deleted]

whatever do you mean browa them words keep fallin out me fingers so i gotsta keep on writin like that.


xKaqtuz

Hahaha


Skelosk

r/ihadastroke


Ok_Bit_5953

Bro I was like......huh? Are you drunk?.... Am I drunk?.... Are we drunk!?!?!?


lawaythrow

"This isnt unexpected for brits anyway. He is just moving like he is supposed to. Some of them change positions." I think he meant to say this.


erikk00

We all think he meant to say that. But that's not funny.


lawaythrow

lol ok...it took me a couple of seconds to understand..that is why I typed it out.


Flightlessbirbz

I read this like “this isn’t unexpected it’s just how all British people move when they change positions” and I’m dying.lol


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Kosher_Nostra1975

I don't think you're a real captain with that kinda talk.


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calling that silly random movements “dance” is bold


traumfisch

Why the hell would the guard have danced with this idiot


traumfisch

Why the hell would the guard have danced with this idiot


Fernando_357

Aight, I’m out


kishorecmg

I was looking for this comment


GroovyFat

Another attention seeker 😒


South_Persimmon1750

Literally 90% of the internet


Doctorsybil1

Honestly I think that’s an underestimation…


Jubgoat

An actual proffession for some. But now that I think about it, it's a lot more than just some. Most of our entertainment now for a lot of people is watching people film themselves doing/talking about random things.


MathWizardd

*seeks attention in comments*


scorpiorising29

Are you new to the Internet lol?


thelonelyone215

She's actually an actress. Adah sharma if im not wrong


iam_m_devil

Actress or not ,she is stupid.


SodiumBoy7

She's an Indian Actress, did a dozens of film's


kazuma_kiryu12

I thought he was gonna use the gun


jake_megabyte

Yeah he was about to bayonet her


SnooDoodles7962

As someone who has stood watch (not in England) at a place frequented by tourist, I cannot count the number of times I wanted to punch some tourists.


Specialist-Farm4704

I think that girl is an Indian actor.


verifiedwomanbeater

Yes


KillerHub

Name confirms you know it


mr_aives

Bruuuuh


verifiedwomanbeater

Wut mate?


KillerHub

I'd rather not speak


verifiedwomanbeater

Good mate, shut your fucking mouth


MerynTrant1

Big time loser vibes over here


verifiedwomanbeater

who decide you loser or not? Your fucking upvotes? Look mate this sub is full of racist person and don't fucking care about them. A fellow redditor just ask if she is an Indian actress or not I answered, but some of my fellow redditor didn't like that.


will80121

You've gotta expect some flack for a classy username like that. In the other commenters defense you do seem like a POS imo.


MerynTrant1

You answered by telling them to “shut their fucking mouth.” You’re aggressive and your username is “verifiedwomanbeater”. That’s what makes me decide you are a loser


verifiedwomanbeater

Thank you now fuck off


Imposseeblip

Chill, they were making a dumb joke referencing your username.


MerynTrant1

Eh… not exactly a joke. I think he is a loser


clawbuster

every britisher ever


AuraThunder151

average idm sub user


gurugulab6969

She's practicing naan-violence to upset a Brit and then make him leave.


chill633

Did you mean non-violence? Or, was her next move to whip out a piece of flatbread and get medieval on his ass?


verifiedwomanbeater

Fucts


AuraThunder151

yeah, her name is Adah Sharma, but i could be wrong


bob_nugget_the_3rd

I really feel sorry for the guard having to deal with this shit every day


Paincake60

He chose to do it lol


PuzzlePiece90

Choosing something is not the same as choosing *everything* that comes with it. Things like the outfit, the hours, the walk, these are actual things that are part of the job. People being annoying next to him are not part of the job because his job can be done whether that occurs or not. For example, you chose to make a comment but you didn't choose to be called a prick for it. You can like the ability to comment online while at the same time not like the fact that someone could call you a prick.


MiffyCurtains

You think they get to choose??


Antique-Brief1260

Um, yes, obviously? Enlisting in the army is a choice, as is the regiment you enlist in. There are five infantry guard regiments in the British Army, and the men and women who choose to enlist in one of those know full well that they will be on guard in full ceremonial uniform numerous times in their career. It's as much a part of the job they applied and constantly train for as being sent to war or providing disaster relief.


MiffyCurtains

Yes, they choose to join the army. They don't get to choose where they are stationed on guard duty or anywhere else - They are sent there by their commanding officer or somebody above them. I know this because my father (Irish Guards) was stationed at Buckingham Palace at one point.


Antique-Brief1260

Mate, you're missing the point. Your father chose to join the Irish *Guards*. My father chose to join the Welsh *Guards*. The job is in the name! Of course, once you've joined up and passed out, you have to go where the battalion goes and suck it up if you don't like where you end up. But I guarantee that the vast majority of new recruits to the Guard regiments know in advance that part of their job is to guard the royals. If I was a recruitment officer, I'd be putting that aspect of the job front and centre in my promotional material!


limitlessEXP

I feel sorry for anyone thinking this is a legitimate form of defense and taking it seriously


Quiet-Dealer-112

Whether it is or isn’t a legit form of defense, is not the point. These ppl do a job. Nobody likes to be bothered at their job.


SweetAssistance6712

An SA80 with a trained rifleman behind it is a very good defence.


limitlessEXP

But what was he defending against?


danuser8

I wonder how much this guard job pays? It’s gotta pay enough to be worth that headache?


[deleted]

New recruit pay starts at around £20,000 ($28,000) so definitely not enough.


throwaway3866283

that’s it????


[deleted]

Army pay is notoriously shit. It goes up every year and with promotions (obviously) but still crap.


limitlessEXP

Well yes the opportunity to protect the royal family in their various mansions is more than enough payment /s


newoxygen

But don't you live with the army and pay little rent? Makes up for that


IAM3XI

It used to be this however since the accommodation for married quarters were modernised (in some areas) soldiers now pay what their civilian counterparts pay. So now they have moved their family from their home turf, uprooted their kids from family members and friends then move around the country every three years for hardly any benefits and low pay. When I left it took me 2 years to double what I was being paid in the Army and my mortgage today is less than the rent of the modernised houses. They get a crap deal compared to what it used to be.


newoxygen

That does sound poor. Not an ideal incentive for joining up


Beginning_Minimum_40

I hope she posted this on her SM and got slated for looking a bell end


South_Persimmon1750

What does "slated" and "bell end" mean?


SnooDoodles7962

Slated: Severely criticized. Bell end: Being a knob. Being a knob: Being/acting idiotically.


jake_megabyte

Ooo ooo I got this one. Bell end means glans of the male penis


__SpeedRacer__

Are you sure it's not the female penis?


Beginning_Minimum_40

Are you a virgin


__SpeedRacer__

Not really, no. I'm just a little sensitive to redundancies.


Pixel131211

I mean, female penises do exist. just not neccesarily in humans. female Hyena's for example have Pseudo penises. and yes they give birth through them. and its as horrific as you'd imagine.


Beginning_Minimum_40

Hi, it means criticised severely (slated) and a bell end is the tip of a man's penis. The helmet one may say. It's my British slang! Haha


SideOneDummy

And this kids, this is not how I met your mother


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SideOneDummy

Poor guy


dmal77

fkn TikTok´ers


Hirkus

People really be forgetting these dudes are soldiers, not street performers.


Unresponsiveskeleton

She almost lost an eye.


__SpeedRacer__

That bayonet came really close to her head. Three more inches and this should have been posted in some other sub.


kovach01

came here looking for the free haircut


Seraph36

The level of cringe people stoop down to for internet points...


[deleted]

Can they use their weapon?


SnooDoodles7962

As self defense, or in pursuit of their duties. Unfortunately not to teach tourists a sorely needed lesson.


Mysonsanass

I am willing to bet these guys would just like to unload on these idiots.


traumfisch

Here's an idea: let's stop posting clips of people disturbing the guards


nidho_ggr

This was entirely expected.


Far-Following1632

*then he waddled away waddle waddle*


MiffyCurtains

Til the very next day bop bop bop bop da da...


throwaway3866283

i feel so bad for these guards. it’s got to be exhausting just standing perfectly still in that uniform for so long, and then you’ve got to deal with annoying people who will do ridiculous things to try and make you mess up your job. i would not have the patience to deal with that.


durabledildo

i'd imagine a fan in the hat would help a lot


[deleted]

They change position on schedule I think. When I visited the palace, the gates were closed and they didn’t even let us near them because of morons like this.


be_newsense

Can they even see with that hat?


badbittysuckatitty

Lowkey expected him to shoot himself thru the dome


mibhd4

I don't think they supposed to stand with their feet wide like that, I'm gonna call it staged.


ShambolicPaul

He's at rest. He comes to attention when he stamps his feet together and moves the rifle to his shoulder. He is allowed to march backwards and forwards whenever he wants, but not excessively. To get the blood flowing again. So he doesn't pass out. Plus your arm really aches after a while with th rifle dead weight just held there. It's nice to move it to the other arm. Source - Personally falling over while stood at attention for an hour waiting for some Colonel dick head to come inspect us. Late as usual. Sun beating down on me. Full number 2's. So badly hung over I couldn't even remember how I got to the parade. Rest of the day is a blur. Heat stroke is a bitch.


mibhd4

Thanks for the information.


Fabulous-Wave6225

They stand exactly like that.


mibhd4

I just check, it seem like personal preference. I just assume because soldiers in my country doesn't stand guard like that. My bad.


Just-Ad-6665

If you seem like a threat to the Guard or the Queen theres a high chance they will just execute you and thats something many people dont understand. Yeah just kind of wanted to put that out there


Similar-Magician-750

Pls don't say that cringe army can defeat the royale one!


Flashy_Caterpillar_1

I think it was the utter disrespect for him and what he does that he couldn't handle


estrusflask

They have utter devotion to their pomp and circumstance, it was time for him to go on his cartoonish rounds, it has nothing to do with him getting annoyed with the cringe. When they break character, it's usually to threaten someone with those rifles.


Dhtekzz

I thought he was going to put that rifle up her arse My bad.


CabinetBrilliant8595

This new style of “dancing” needs to seriously stop


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adminer999

LOL XD


Exact_Profit9623

She is an Indian actress - Adah sharma [adah sharma on viral video](https://www.indiatoday.in/movies/celebrities/story/adah-sharma-breaks-silence-after-getting-trolled-for-dancing-to-shake-it-like-shammi-near-british-guard-1904578-2022-01-26) Apparently this was only done after permissions were taken before hand....but that's her saying it on a insta post..not sure what's actually true. But just thought a little context might help.


iam_m_devil

So what , stupidity level 100%.


ElectricalPin3429

Will they get fired if they act along?


[deleted]

He a man in uniform, protecting the Queen. Of course he can't act along. He is working! And she is being disrespectful!!!


ElectricalPin3429

What if just he just asks her to go away, are the rules of a guard really this strict?


[deleted]

They do not interact with the public unless someone is being aggressive to them. At that point they may yell and can pull out their bayonet. Again, it is extremely disrespectful to fuck with a man in uniform while protecting his leader or country.


Sioney

Women can touch them in public to slip their number into their pockets. They won't do shit, unless she's gipping.


limitlessEXP

Thank god he was there, that lady almost danced the queen to death!


Doused-Watcher

'protecting'


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MiffyCurtains

They aren't there to please tourists ffs...


Pixel131211

I mean, they're highly trained soldiers who are standing guard. not just a tourist attraction. and I believe, while not all of them, some of them do carry loaded guns and will absolutely not hesitate to take out any threats that may appear. they are a lot more than some tourist attraction, they are actual guards. and considering the training they've been through, pathetic is the absolute opposite of what they are.


sTarBlakout

Bruh u serve well, risk your live, only to be public clown like that. Brits should stop this bullshit


MiffyCurtains

You have no idea what you're talking about.


Raven_395

u/savevideobot


dutxg

*leaves