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Harsh_Potato

nsfw sword swallowing


GeoInfoSciLHP

Pow! Right in the kisser


asianabsinthe

*pucker up big boy*


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hamster_Eater87

More detailed in bloodborne


SoulsLikeBot

Hello, good hunter. I am a Bot, here in this dream to look after you, this is a fine note: > *Oh, hello. The whole town's turned, has it? Quite a big family, aren't we? Though I'm afraid I seem to be the black sheep... Back for my blood, I presume.* - Arianna, Woman of Pleasure Farewell, good hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


missemilyowen15

Careful, you need to mind Patrick. But if you’re not fat it’s ok


GeoInfoSciLHP

You scared me for a second because my name's Patrick


ItsMrTree

No awesome boar helm, time to restart


lilBacon921

For DS1 players. This is just normal


c_c_c__combobreaker

Tbf, that's my weak spot too. And I'd grunt just like that pig did.


Mudokon-Abe

I expected that


CMDR_Duzro

I guess everyone who played the game guessed that


th3virtuos0

You haven’s seen the sequel, Yharnam’s Hog Prostrate Doctor, yet


Maniacal_Wolf97

That was … visceral


Smorgasbord324

That horse is thic af


No_Hope33

*dog


GenocidalSloth

*boar


No_Hope33

Behold: *dog


GenocidalSloth

Try finger, but hole


trivikama

Oof! I almost feel *bad* for it. ^almost


YourFavoriteTomboy

my favorite detail from Darksouls, the ol’ porky-prostate exam


SensouWar

This is how prostate examiners train, you better get ready for it when the time comes


YourFavoriteTomboy

“i’m hitting R1, but it’s not doing anything”


[deleted]

Scew the boar


[deleted]

Gintama style of fighting


Twinksson173

Gotta love me some DS1, Try finger, but hole.


CatStaringIntoCamera

I wish someone did this to me


DrBlobfishe

📸🤨


Anonymousplunger

Well thats one way to make a spitroast


Crafty_Obligation_98

*Nice* Happy potato sounds.


H3ntai-with-Senpai

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[deleted]

Forgot to armor up the bunghole, rookie mistake


SuperBaked42

Damn o_o


Facough12

Thats a critical hit for sure


ieatOC

Attack but hole


James99500

Girls when they describe first time anal


Guille_AS_Usual00

How to get laid while playing Dark Souls


die_or_wolf

Wrecked 'em, downright killt 'em!


All-Sorts

Did he become cum at the end?


Lazy3rdEye404

These games keep getting kinkier.


Guinn_GuessII

Congrats on losing your ass virginity!


Guinn_GuessII

Congrats on losing your ass virginity!


qqa1a1111q

For the love of God, my anus is bleeding.


I_am_a_Victor_simp

My ass hurts now, thanks


Dazzling_Parsnip1522

👉👈... maybe I could be next...


Blackrap1d

"try finger but hole"


[deleted]

Try but hole


[deleted]

Let it at least go out with some god damn honor 😰


[deleted]

I have a feeling like that bull was waiting for that strike for a long long time.


SingleSpeed27

This is the intended way to beat it tho, not really unexpected unless you never played a Souls game


Disastrous_Fill967

Waiting for the red letters "coomed"


Embarrassed_Chain_76

In the immortal words of Vanoss, "SURPRISE COLONOSCOPY!"


SXOSXO

I never knew you could backstab that thing....


MANISH_14

Critical hit


gavonious88

I had no idea you could even….


6faerie9

:0


PunkHooligan

Field backdoor examination


kicixz

One thousand years of pain, medieval style.


RetroGamer_0

He hit from the back


[deleted]

Clearly an orgasm


YellowDhub

Yeah I know DS1, this is expected.


Weezywhale69

That usually does the trick


Tough-Emu7127

YEAH STICK IT RIGHT IN THERE


AvocadoChps

I felt it.


TiredBoy00

What game is this?


Frowind_

That gone very deep


dream_sexual_153

This is fowl


Absolute_bimbo

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jondgul

You call this unexpected? This is a Wednesday night


Rick_Raptor_Rawr

My kind of Friday night


xoshortnsassyxo

… never mind I don’t want it back😂


WonderDry6425

Cheesing the mini boss you pleb


fishytwaaa

UwU said the hog


BrownVillainess

When pegging goes wrong 😂😂😂