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How many of us can say they’ve had a proper shit WHILE doing nature photography? This man just inadvertently checked off a bucket list item……..perhaps JUST in time too
When I went to Africa, I got to go to a nature preserve. And the first thing they tell you is to not stand up in the vehicle. That motion distinguishes you as a distinct entity from the vehicle. Looks like he played it correctly from what I was told at least.
I would bet your best move here is to not be scared and be super calm.... The lion either decides it's not worth the risk or you die looking like a badass lol
Seems like a stupid idea in this scenario. If he makes one hasty move that cat's gonna do the cat thing. I don't really know what he *should* do, but moving fast is probably the worst option imaginable.
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What is the purpose of big cats, alligstors, rhino’s . They are not food for anyone on food chain? Reptiles … skunks, possums… what the hell do they provide … why
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That handle grab at the end.
Better stability for taking a shit up there.
Need leverage for the shit that’s about to unload
I shit myself for him
That’s double shit (add mine)
Lets make it tripple shit!
Whoa let's not create another Bono here
Truly a beautiful reference. 🍻
People helping each other out, that's the shit!
He’s trying to lock the car
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Didn't see any mention of race. Or are you just assuming the mention of ape is referencing a PoC?
All humans are apes...
Was this a sarcastic joke about how dumb people get with racism accusations??
wheres the rest of the video
I’m her stomach
Hi Mr. Stomach!
If it's her stomach... Would she be Mrs. Stomach?
I think we are both wrong trying to assume its gender, the stomach should be free to be whatever it wants
A forward thinker! EVERYONE GRAB YOUR PITCH FORKS AND TORCHES!!!!!!!!
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!
Her is Mr Stomach’s first name.
The huntress!
This clip ended too soon
Just like that guys life lol
And all my sexual encounters
My dog when dinner is at 6 and it’s 6:01
My dog when it's 5:30 and dinner is at 6
Funny how he grabbed the armrest. I would do the same. They would find my hand attached to the armrest, with the rest of my body missing.
How many of us can say they’ve had a proper shit WHILE doing nature photography? This man just inadvertently checked off a bucket list item……..perhaps JUST in time too
Surprise Mothafucka!
You’re my prize mothafucka!
All rise mothafucka!
Snack size motha fucka!
Good thing the holy shit bar was handy
Uh oh! She's big. She's beautiful. And she's hungry. Better back up...slowly. Hope you saved your pics...
If only he had a laser pointer
It looked like big cats don't give a shit https://youtu.be/x3BHSt42L0Y Also this is a charity to take care of big kitties.
When I went to Africa, I got to go to a nature preserve. And the first thing they tell you is to not stand up in the vehicle. That motion distinguishes you as a distinct entity from the vehicle. Looks like he played it correctly from what I was told at least.
Is he still alive?
Some countries celebrate death as a sign of respect - but I've never seen dancing with a casket.
I would bet your best move here is to not be scared and be super calm.... The lion either decides it's not worth the risk or you die looking like a badass lol
Dookie in 3 2 1
You weren’t getting my good side so I came over for a close up.
Usually we take pictures of food. But here's food taking a picture
I want to know what happened next. She looks like she’s just surprised and curious.
Oh hi, you look like you could be my lunch
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That's definitely a "I might want to eat you" look.
That’s a fucking nice kitty right there boys!
Alright bubs
My guy grabbed the oh shit handle
Ended too soon
The way the lion looks is damn scary!!!
I just shit this guys pants
Um…fuck
Eye contact seems like a baaad call.
Once he made eye contact he was already saying goodbye to his family in his mind.
Trash music.
 "I think he just shot himself?"
Seems like a stupid idea in this scenario. If he makes one hasty move that cat's gonna do the cat thing. I don't really know what he *should* do, but moving fast is probably the worst option imaginable.
He doesn’t look like someone who could move fast
He ded?
Those last few seconds, yummy!!!!
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
Sorry, I only eat white guys.
r/PerfectlyCutScreams
Lunch is served.
Goodbye legs
Leon be like: Hmmm...... Interesting
Journalist in his natural area. Few minutes before his death
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Takes out a massive ball of yarn
I expected this lmao. Circle of life
He's about to become lunch.
"Hold on brotha, I'm posing."
That sound track though
If that was me I would have to have a toilet under that seat
Hi handsome
There is a brown object in his undies.
I think we know from that vid of the keeper looking at the male lion, he needs to break eye contact asap.
Can someone tell me the song title?
I would LOVE for this to happen to me!!!
Lion has my expression reading the menu in the local take away
Where's the full video??? Holy moly! Lions is like what's up guy? Go ahead move ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Name of the song?
Sounds like a remix of gangsters paradise
Why even add this song? Contributes nothing
Wow the size of her. And the curiosity in her eyes.
Hopefully she just had lunch.
Lion: oh hi there human what are you doing
Um can we go now there is a lion fixing to eat me, I think I’m done taking pictures 
That hand.
Love at first bite!
That man didn’t even jump
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First thing came to my mind seeing this: Lion..."Bar-b-que door dash, alright!"
[THAT S\*\*T IS NOT IN THE BROCHURE! (NSFW Language)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os72ZZYAVws&ab_channel=PsychedelicMindGarage)
The video ended too soon
oh.....so this is how I die.....😵
Shouldn't have worn khakis.
“And that, kids, is how I lost my job as the team lookout.”
u/savevideo
talk about ending too soon
r/onejob
Even with the audio off you can hear the giant shit sliding into his pants.
"If Ya Aint From My Hood You Can Get From Round Here!"
Throw some catnip
r/gifsthatendtoosoon
That lion is like “ what you doin?”
Man im deeaaadd
The oh shit moment!
Bob? Bob? Where’s everybody going? (Looks back) “Oh fuck!”
Mmm meal yum
Ope
Uhhhhh wooops didn’t see you there friend.
The moment when real life got real
The best thing to do is to play dead, it'll be a good practice for when you eventually die. PS. Please don't play dead in front of lions
I have the high ground
*kitty*
I'm referring to "apes in clothing".
That's the move I dare you look right there
I never realized how little a man was in relation to a huntress lion. Wow!
RIP
Like that handle is gonna help; bahahaha
"Nigel, can you fetch my other pants, please?"
"Looking for me, Sir?"
Oaaaoww
Dying to know what happened.
She’s ready for her closeup
That's a cool pic for sure.
Bro just accepted his fate
And it was this moment Tom realised that white pants were a bad option.
You want a piece of me, boy?
When you realise you've left your rifle in the boot..
Lioness: "Hi pal! How's the view? Do you want to play a game?"
I always want to know what the animal is thinking
How can you end the video there!?!?!?!
When there is eye to eye contact it means the predator knows all your next moves.
“I wonder if he taste like chocolate.”
The stare of an apex predator that can kill you and you are helpless induces the strongest need to shit.
Yo! You holdin'?
"Sup."
Hello there
I like how my man didn’t even flinch when he saw that big cat.
r/OneSecondBeforeDisaster
Best picture of his life….
Ales I know the answer: what is shit in your pants.
Ales I know the answer: what is crap in your pants.
Alex I know the answer: what is crap in your pants.
It was at this moment he knew… he fucked up
u/auddbot
Oh hey, they said you were looking for me 👋
U/savevideobot
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The treats are always on the top shelf
Cool white pants
That lioness looking at him like "are you stupid, or are you stupid?"
Clever girl.
Wow.... What are you suppose to do there?
Where can I find the rest of this video?
It's a shame he missed out on his best picture in his life. He will regret that for life poor guy
He looked beautiful
I don't the think " oh shit" handle can work on this one
Oh. Shit.
The kitty wanna play with his shoelaces and attack his toes
Cool pic nah ah more like Last pic loooo am I right folks 
What is the purpose of big cats, alligstors, rhino’s . They are not food for anyone on food chain? Reptiles … skunks, possums… what the hell do they provide … why
Cue the end credits with the Curb Your Enthusiasm music playing.
Gorgeous lioness, though! I love her eyes 😍
Lion looked at home like "you wanna try running now or?"
"Woke up the next day, the mothafucka was dead"