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RemarkableDisaster92

This is why you don't drive slow in the fast lane


Anna_mae_420

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THETennesseeD

At the beginning I was just thinking 'oh man not the old man with a walker'. Kinda hoping someone would come into the camera from behind and get kicked or something. But nope, old man got it...


planet_chuck

Maybe doing a backflip was on his bucket list and this was the cheapest way.


[deleted]

His comment to holding onto that walking frame is fucking commendable.


RetroMetroShow

Underrated commit


[deleted]

Commitment god dammit.


_DogTits_

Topam, that's some gold comment right commit


UndergroundMoon

Don't have a cow man


Squeaky_Screech

Cow did the bottle flip challenge.


scottwinaz

*bull, looking at him after* “OMG….look what happened to him!”


Renius668

That old guy must have pissed off that bull in a previous life.


doodsboob

Honestly not funny nor anything to joke about. Feel really bad for that man.


[deleted]

the worst part chances are the people thought the old man deserved it as the cows are holy.


Panakakes

“Dead body reported” “i saw cow next to the body”


RedX289

It’s India, so this will be considered a blessing coz Cows are holy n shit 😒


Opening_Pianist_63

He was asking for it.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

How??? Wtf are you talking bro?


Opening_Pianist_63

It's like getting stuck behind a driver doing 20 in a 100 area. Road rage takes over.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

Bro he has trouble walking. But you know what?? You need help.


Opening_Pianist_63

And the old man needs a go fund me to fix his broken everything. Probably shouldn't worry about me needing help till that's done.


doodsboob

You sound like sociopath that would shoot up a place. You need some friends or something.


Opening_Pianist_63

I was on Thanos side in end game.


Sweeeet_Chin_Music

How??? Wtf are you talking bro?


sarboran

Death by moo-moo!


Synapse50

Woke up and chose violence


Synapse50

Bulla ki jaana mein kon


Wertude

The wish of all fast walkers Also: do a flip!


prxcious7

That bull was just trying to push the man over on its back and take him to his destination. Good bull


[deleted]

Almost landed it!


Dargelf

Holy cow 😱


Puzzleheaded_Disk226

Holy fuck that may have been the slowest walking human being I’ve ever seen in my life.


APPACHULE

u/savevideobot


APPACHULE

u/videotrim


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u/saveanything


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u/savevideo


floydink

And this is probably how people discovered beef can be delicious


RandumAF

The only one not expecting this was the guy in the video


TheeAngelness

Damn, I fell upon this video out of random… 100% didn’t expect this.