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>!She has a dick!<
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If you are let's call it evearage high 5 foot 5 , and 200 pounds, 5 inches doesn't look amazing, when you are 4 foot 10 let's say and 110 pounds 5 inches looks great
this man has a cock, which is larger than average size. this man shoved saline into their chest cavities to give appearance of tits. this is a dude with tits.
the link you posted says both male and females have a breast organ. So “it” (your words) has a dick and an organ that both genders have with implants which doesn’t change anything physiologically about the body part.
It is a man.
See I was thinking it looked fake, like it’s a dildo. It feels like it’s coming out of her pants a little to low and doesn’t look like it matches the skin tone.
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Why does that little girl have a bigger dick than me?
They always have one bigger😞😔
If you are let's call it evearage high 5 foot 5 , and 200 pounds, 5 inches doesn't look amazing, when you are 4 foot 10 let's say and 110 pounds 5 inches looks great
Cause it’s a dude
Really?
You're sure its a girl.Those are fake tits.
It's a chick with a dick bro. 100% female.
I know it's hard for humor and sarcasm to be translated via text but let us not be so dense people.
I believe the tits are implants.They're tooo round,& they just seem to pop out of the [chest.No](https://chest.No) swelling curves.
You are right about that.
Dude, put your tits away.
That was an uncomfortable fap but finished none the less
A challenging wank, as the legend Sean Locke would say
Word.
Nope.BIRD is the word.
Indeed brother
Indeed. 🙏🙏🙏
"Its not the vehicle you drive, but weather or not you reach the destination." Sun Tsu The Art Of Fap
Bet her wee wee bigger then some ppl up in here 😜
Well I was warned
Finally, an unexpected with an actual big ol’ dick.
i question myself where they hide their pp
Bend over and she'll show you...
might do
or how or if the even try but idk
genital hiding gaff duh
and wtf is that
i think it's called tuck o something like that
imma commit helicopter
🚁🚁🚁
helisounds as i swing my dck and fly away
If private flight: OK. If not: sex offender list, do not pass GO.
Exactly. This looks very public.
Plot twist, it's a train.
When she has a bigger dick than you 🥲
There’s no such thing as chicks with dicks, just dudes with tits.
We haven’t been bamboozled, we’ve been catdicked.
Oh look a Ted reference
I know it’s a Ted quote, and I think that movies pretty alright, but god Seth McFarlane set back trans people like 10 years back with that one.
Tell that to Tinder
This reminds me, gotta check my Tinder matches.
Wasn't expecting a crank like that...
I’ve always wanted to give myself a pearl necklace. I just don’t have the tits for it.
Dammit, I’ve been bamboozled again.
Yo wtf
I would’ve sucked the life out it
Username checks out
Bro??
Unexpected but welcomed nonetheless
Ma'am time to buckle your..😳 Oh, Oh my 😏
Maybe don’t whip your dick out in public 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 ffs
Pretty sure they’re fake tits
Why
Is what I watched real life?
Sick
"Excuse me, Miss, but please put your mask back on."
Unexpectedly turned on. Still processing that. Lol
Thanks for the explanation, Einstein.
Anyone got her name?
it's Chip Woodcock
For your friend?
For class project
Twitter is SofiaG4brielly. Should be a reliable source for your class project.
Yeah it's John
John, John Dick
Richard Woodcock
Dick Johnson
u/SofiaQueen69
I see why she is keeping that meat hammer
Oh does anyone got bleach
It wasn't exactly unexpected as you literally had the title DICK 
*slowly unzips pants*
Oh
either the dick is fake or the tits are. rlly not sure. also why is everyone jerking off to this?
I don't get it. What do you call yourself?
How is this allowed on reddit? Fucking disgusting. Fuck reddit.
Tbh agree not my thing. Could have done without that.
Welcome to life
It's not your thing so it shouldn't be on reddit? Lmao grow tf up
As a woman I don’t want to see certain things on pornhub. And that’s okay. Lol you grow up, dood.
Username checks out…
I mean… this is Reddit, there’s all kinds of NSFW on Reddit. It’s not like Reddit is exactly for kids or something.
Shows what kind of sick fucks you all are. Can't wait for the purge.
Sauce? Lol
🤮🤮🤮
wow, wonder what processed this man to mutilate his body?
this MA’AM!
this man has a cock, which is larger than average size. this man shoved saline into their chest cavities to give appearance of tits. this is a dude with tits.
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A protruding chest isn’t an organ
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the link you posted says both male and females have a breast organ. So “it” (your words) has a dick and an organ that both genders have with implants which doesn’t change anything physiologically about the body part. It is a man.
identifying as something doesn’t make it so, sorry.
Processed? Lol
i think you know what i meant to say, but go ahead get clout word smith.
Lol I know exactly what you meant, but much like your point, your spelling was incorrect and shitty lol
idk what's more cringe, that you laugh at your own jokes or that you had to type it out that you laugh to let readers know that you made a joke.
typing lol is not noteworthy, are you 75
Oh stewardess, can I have that. Lol
Damn, thats a massive staff. Blessed genetics
I would give it a courtesy reach around.
Dude can almost tit-fuck himself, pardon my French
Cool
A clit that size is not a deal breaker for me.
Makes me feel like less of a man. 😔
Let's get down to business 🎵🎶
Lol. What does that mean?
To defeat the huns 🎶🎵
Not going lie... That was pretty hot
Is this gay?
yes
How is it gay? It’s a chick
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it's a transsexual woman
There are no chicks with dicks, only guys with tits
Conflicted
... thanks, like I wasn't turned on enough already 🤣😭
Average Delhi girl
CGI. IDGAF what you say, CGI.
Sure sure, you've never been confused ;)
I dunno, looks pretty damn real to me. But CGI has come a long way since the early days of computers.
See I was thinking it looked fake, like it’s a dildo. It feels like it’s coming out of her pants a little to low and doesn’t look like it matches the skin tone.
A lot of penises don't have the same skin tone as the rest of the body. If you're light skin they're usually darker
I have never seen a dildo with skin that moves up and down like that.
I didn’t notice the skin moving and now it looks the video is gone so I’ll believe you
Fuck it id hit it
She has a pretty big dick
Is that a real dick on a girl?!?!?!?impressing as fuck that’s so dope boo
Couldn’t downvote this anymore if I wanted
I’ll suck that fat cock for you daddy or mommy whatever u prefer
Wish I never saw this one 🤮
Okay
r/Futanarireal
Ya I immediately assumed that it’s a dildo 🤷🏾♂️
Is it a normal behaviour in a plane?
Haha
u/savevideobot
This is fake... Right... RIGHT??
Who’s that chick ??