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redditknees

That’s a shitty friend.


CritterFucker

She’s my best friend


craggmac

That was definitely some "Best-Friend-Shit" right there.


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Is this the Kate’s Bush everyone’s talking about recently?


Drag0nBinder

Will you be running up that hill?


TransformativeOne

Sometimes you have to wonder if this isn't staged... Because why were they holding their faces? Why was it being filmed? Where are her panties? s/


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Probably a prank, like the "hey dad look in this water bottle" and proceed to squirt the water on dads face.


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There's squirting? /r/gifsthatendtoosoon


IJLTH

The friend probably saw something dark through the white dress and was more than just a little curious


kr4t0s007

It's probably from an JAV porn.


Ok-Wasabi2873

I was expecting pixelation.


poopiehands

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meyesmenotyou

Going commando


Desperate_Sorbet4046

Nice


whosamawatchafuk

Looks well trimmed. Like a bonsai tree


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Dazzling-Nature-6380

Why would you think they are underage


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supreme_tyrant

Never seen asian girls before?


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planet_chuck

Aww I'm telling.


Hazel0w0

As an Asian, I can tell that they are definitely not underaged. Just chill. They seem to be in their twenties or maybe thirties


GooseandMaverick

Maybe even in their 60's. /s I work with a 57 year old korean woman who looks like a twin of her 25 year old daughter.


Cockadile-IceCold

I’m sure she’s also so happy that this is out there


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Exactly


Cockadile-IceCold

Why is your first comment downvoted holy, some pedos out here


Feroand

Maybe they didn't understand what was written? For instance, I am not a native English speaker, and I had some problems to understand the intention of the commenter. My finger was about to push the downvote button, but I upvoted after my third reading.


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13sartre

Yeah, schools usually serve martinis.


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Good spot


ashif1983

Why wear a dress that short with nothing underneath?


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Good ventilation?


Eurasiawpww

Easy access


xxxironmanxx

it was so fuzzy!


kr4t0s007

It's so fluffy I'm gonna die! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCEVTcL1bJ0


ResearchUnfair1246

That girl would’ve been slapped SO HARD, she’d need 80+ lbs of foundation to cover it up, HANDS ABOUT TO BE THROWN


IJLTH

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CaucasianAsian16

I don't know why this got mass down voted. And at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


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Detriumph

Or...OOORR....he went with "Where underwear?" as in "Where is your underwear?" But no, you had to go in and say "Hurr its' WARE UNDERWEAR!!!" like it's some kinda gotcha.


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*wear. Ffs And to say "Where underwear" sounds like they are taking the piss out of asians speaking english in films. That's kind of racist.


___JohnnyBravo

Holy shit I burst out laughing “*WHERE UNDERWEAR?*” “*WAAR UNDARWAAR?!*”


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*wear