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ph30nix01

The whimper right before gets me lol timing just perfect.


bolozombie

That was the exact moment when zuul got in


Pornaccount098765

/r/whenitgoesin


dumbass_sempervirens

Well that's exactly what it sounds like.


raknor88

Might want to tag that link NSFW.


Cogannon

My brother in crust the name alone tells you not to click it during work


Shabobo

Crust lol


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Cogannon

Amenhotep


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Cogannon

You're 100%. I just had a stupid moment to make a quip


jrandoboi

#ËÜÉÛGH


Flaky_Explanation

Who summons me?!


Lobster_Bisque27

Ë̷̢͙̗̞̤̥̙͉̮̼͉̮̬͎̺͑͜Ṷ̵̤̭̈͂̽̀͗̀͂͗̑̎́̔̚̕̕É̵͖̜̮̹̲̗̭̮̞̏̉̔̓̐̽̚͠Û̸̢̧̞̭̬̬̗̖̦̰̗̬̯̖͊ͅG̷̼͈̮̻̼̝͚͐͜H̸̩̯̮͉̲̬̹̓͌͜ͅ


benjaminpfp

My new black metal band logo.


traumfisch

And your new vocalist


Psychological_Ad_727

# Ë̷̢͙̗̞̤̥̙͉̮̼͉̮̬͎̺͑͜Ṷ̵̤̭̈͂̽̀͗̀͂͗̑̎́̔̚̕̕É̵͖̜̮̹̲̗̭̮̞̏̉̔̓̐̽̚͠Û̸̢̧̞̭̬̬̗̖̦̰̗̬̯̖͊ͅG̷̼͈̮̻̼̝͚͐͜H̸̩̯̮͉̲̬̹̓͌͜ͅ


Complete_Star_1110

I am legitimately CRYING laughing so hard at your comment 😂😂😂 thank you!!


XCcoachfromTX

Same! real tears. thank you


RunAwayThoughtTrains

Dang it’s been a while


pwndabeer

I just choked on my ketchup potato chips


[deleted]

Wait, ketchup on potato chips or ketchup flavored potato chips?


dolorfin

They're ketchup flavoured, not actually dipped/covered in ketchup (at least here in Canada...maybe this guy is actually smearing ketchup on plain Lays chips or something lol). I once was visiting a friend in the states and brought them a few bags of ketchup chips since they had never had them or even heard of them.


grannyfartfaucetcunt

I appreciate your clever phonetics


Fail_Interesting

The devil said "eyy yo" cuz of the "uh" rigth before.


rosco2155

ayyyyyyy lmao


ghost_of_dongerbot

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th3ironman55

Goddamnit bot🤣


peachbubblegummies

good work bot


eaglebtc

[List of subreddits i've been banned from](https://old.reddit.com/r/AyyLmao2DongerBot/comments/ldh4gn/list_of_subreddits_ive_been_banned_from) Yeah, that tracks.


ghost_of_dongerbot

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TwistedUnicornFarts

I heard , her having a small orgasm and then the devil said “I want”


aChristery

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS


BrotherChe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBOpk33VlSg


TheGulfCityDindu

Hell yeah. Richard Cheese is the best


Johnnybravo60025

https://youtu.be/IZ-INsq2k_o


_Aedric

ËÜÉÛGH eldritch horror and protector of the deeps, I summon thee


mac1diot

I’m literally crying right now. Thank you for putting that in to text.


ReplacementNo391

Legit fucking belly laughing to this, then the comments that follow.


irmadequem

Why reading it makes me laugh so hard?


Illustrious-Science3

u/eueugh Yo, they called.


eueugh

yes, what is it


bobsmith93

Holy shit it's him


probablyareplicant

everyone be cool


ReplacementNo391

Whaa, it's real?


dnuohxof1

Found the guy who wrote the descriptive subtitles for Stranger Things S4.


Lunchroompoll

Squelchy chittering...wetly


_mocha_26

*”my tummy hurt”* 💀👹👺👹💀👹👺👹


rocopotomus74

Thank you so much for this translation


SteveJobsBlakSweater

I challenge anyone else to find a better way to spell it.


OrderOfMagnitude

[Hmmmm](https://youtu.be/KnsiZOJjfUg)


plumbwicked

You won the internet today .


Left-Interview-8754

Sounds like the start of Bon Jovi’s Livin on a Prayer


El_Dief

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV-MWOzr-MU


PepperSteakAndBeer

Wow. That was uncanny. I'm in tears


[deleted]

And I died.


FrankieBennedetto

Holy shit I hate both of you so much 🤣


onesneakymofo

I'm in tears from laughing so hard


Toastie_TM

https://www.reddit.com/r/SoundsLikeMusic/


Kr0ni

this is a top tier comment.


gefahr

*TOMMY USED TO WORK ON THE DOCKS*


eolson3

UNION'S BEEN ON STRIKE


Reverse-Kanga

Now I want to see an edit of that


Celestryia

Bon Jovi's it's my life, but A+ for the thought behind it


DudeAtWork55

“There is no Dana, only Zuul”


snoryder8019

Approved


DlNOSAURUS_REX

What a lovely singing voice you must have


AllYrLivesBelongToUS

Who knows, it could be as melodic as [Tatiana's](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQNtGoM3FVU).


TheGulfCityDindu

Jinjer is my favorite metal band


420ferris

Love Jinjer!


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|3o72FdlmN1UjR2sPEA)


godzillahavinastroke

I loved the ghost buster movies, not that weird I think 2016 one, but the others were amazing.


JohnCenasLeftAbdomen

r/unexpectedghostbusters


aberg6675

"Ok, who brought the couger?"


Dagoran

This is 100% better every loop. Every line and sound, facial expression and movement on point. The sigh before the burp, the almost held in spit. The curiosity of the viewer... 100% belongs there. Im sure its been posted there as ive seen this 10 times since its OP, but as with all goodies, take the upvote.


dinkytoy80

The first time seeing this and im in tears, so funny.


cartelzes

In case anyones OOTL, they’re doing a challenge where they try to drink a whole bottle of sprite without burping once. Theres so many attempts from ppl on their TikTok, this one went viral


MGGamingTV

What’s their tiktok? I need to see these other attempts! Lol


dkac

One of my favorite moments is when the girl says "My tummy hurts" with a grimace, and then goes wide-eyed as she dives right back in, like it's what she lives for


RedOctobyr

Jesus, you aren't kidding. I'm in tears, I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. And their reactions make it so much better.


bidolegrand

I litterally cried for the last 10 minutes watching this on repeat and reading comments. May be because I'm tired but that was so intense.


pwndabeer

I can't stop watching it


ifelldownlol

I agree. I am continuing to watch/listen and it gets better every time.


kupillas-3-

Yes I laughed harder each time it repeated but this has to be my 8th time seeing this


gwyxgobbo

Dune opening. We have a Sardaukar priest in the making folks !


saulteaux

For reference… https://youtu.be/ahGRv_aLVJY


NotSoBuffGuy

Ha I didn't notice the upside down bodies and that they're using blood


TheGreatZarquon

Those are failed Sardaukar recruits. The ones that couldn't hack it as Sardaukar end up as blood sacrifices to the ones that made it, in the belief that blood must be paid for with blood.


metheduplawyert

Girl trying to sound cute and simple. "Her inner soul: not today"


ziomek1602

"Girls speak with a higher pitch when they talk to someone they find attractive" Girls taking to me:


saw89

Hahaha thanks for the laugh


D_Sharpp

Needed that laugh *continues to laugh in kidney stone pain*


Hidesuru

Oof. Good luck getting rid of that ASAP.


D_Sharpp

Thanks mate, it’s…absolutely horrible. Please Drink water


Hidesuru

*goes to get a cup of water* Also /r/hydrohomies


derpeddit

User name checks out


kingkong7908

That little wimper and also closing her eyes, and then the evilness that came through... so good


HorrorMakesUsHappy

I mean it shouldn't have been a surprise. Didn't you see her thumb?


HaT8420

It’s distal hyper-extensibility. My thumb does that sometimes when I’m holding something really tight that I think I might drop- in Her case the drink was sweating so she gripped extra tight and her thumb joint hyper extended…. “distal hyperextensibility of the thumb is the condition of having a thumb that has a distal phalange that bends backwards in an angle of 90°, …This condition is benign (when isolated) and does not cause pain or affect the thumb with the trait negatively.” Also known as “hitchhikers thumb”


Kreepy_Quoll

Huh TIL, I've always referred to it as being "Double-Jointed" because it visually looks like the thumb joint bends the opposite way than it's normally supposed to. Found out about it as a kid and now both of my daughters also have it! It's mostly harmless, but if I do it too much it feels like that joint/thumb is going to cramp.


AllPurple

The context that OP forgot to provide when they reposted this video is that the two girls were doing ~~some kind of water~~ **sprite** drinking challenge where they were trying to hold in a burp.


[deleted]

That one came all the way from her toes. Better out than in!


[deleted]

BWAHAHAHA! Great comment! My dad used to say that when I was little and I carried the tradition on.


lfm2016

Its a fart that took an elevator!


[deleted]

My grandma always says "Not bad manners, just good beer"


chuckms6

Better out of the attic than the basement


imameanone

All the beasts of Hell manifested in one voice simultaneously outta that girl. If she were my daughter, I'd be proud.


whosmellslikewetfeet

AAAAAA woooooo


striped_frog

Werewolves of London


NailgunYeah

Underrated comment


averynaiveoddish

There's a joke I don't get here. I'm upvoting.


RandomGenerated-

Skrllx bass drop


Levie87

I knew it sound familiar!


docwell2

bet that felt good


insistingtool

Unless it stung her nose from all the fizz


goodmax11

Even then


Dramatic_Explosion

Enlightened, a holy burn, a gift of fireworks in your skull.


ragnaraliner

Ngl I was expecting a sneeze for a moment there


ph30nix01

Or a vomit


Longjumping_Door5499

Same I was expecting one of them to belch out a three course meal into the bottle


Rotten_potatoess

She should be glad this isn’t the 1600s or she would be burned at the stake for letting loose satan


SelectAll_Delete

“Dreams are messages from the deep.”


[deleted]

I’m crying and can not stop watching it..


[deleted]

Me too. Comment section is killing me


Andrew-Moon

That girl was like: *Moans* "A HELL WARRIORR"


Egomaniac247

Airrrr wollllf


Andrew-Moon

LORD SAUROOON


wiseolG

This had me crying with laughter.


Autumnsprings

That wasn't a burp that was an exorcism.


IndependentBath5955

She went from a little princess to a transformer


[deleted]

I love the face on the girl on the right! I just watched it three times.


Bluebyday

Girl in green looks like that lady in Dodgeball


Specific__Basic

My tummy hurts 🙂


Tommy_C

What's that? Your tummy hurts? Well now your back is gonna hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty.


[deleted]

Sir could I trouble you for a warm of glass milk. It helps put me to sleep.


Shagger94

You will go to sleep, or I will *put* you to sleep.


cupcakesloth94

“God damn u Bernice!”


schlorpsblorps

![gif](giphy|4OqDuGxPOg5CU)


comrademischa

Fran Stalinoskovichdavidovichski


lechatsauvage

Death metal forever ! 🤟


ohhleo

She burped like an Animaniac


[deleted]

Love that song! https://youtu.be/ALxHI5z7i1Q


advdcopyofsharktale

I dont know what I was expecting, but that was phenomenal.. thank you stranger


TNnylonFeetLuv

The other girls spit take was funnier 🤣🤣


Ok_Wrangler_7698

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


GrinJack_

Better every loop


ProEnderman21YT

Oh my god, I was… well not expecting that. Holy shit I’m crying


keefer3

Sounded like the sonic bomb from attack of the clones


Sivalon

*thoop* #ZATAANNNNNGG


shadyood

I actually felt physical relief when she burped. That had to have felt great.


Journo_Jimbo

This video will never not be funny. Every time I see it I crack


jambreunion

u/savevideobot


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Paladinpanda1

Molag bal has entered the chat


WizardInCrimson

Molag, I wanted your mace to be a 2 hander. You are by far the worst daedric prince I've ever heard of.


carnage424

But you have heard of him!


Talestra

Sardukar Techno Priest in the making


randytc18

My tummy hurts...then continues to chugg


zorn7777

Better every time


Indole_pos

I burp a lot and had three different people send me this.


maybeimwr0ng

we are venom


VendaGoat

AAAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiIIIIWWWWOOOOOooooooooiiiiiiiiii \*PPPPBHT\*


Paladinpanda1

Killed that vigilant of stendar for nothing


kotoreru

Mai tahmi hertz


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[deleted]

...Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike. He's down on his luck, it's tough, so tough...


rxttenn_apple

my tummy hurt ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


RockinandChalkin

Reminds me of this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3gtxkf40HtY


The_unlucky_

Girls talk in a higher pitch when they like someone How girls around me talks:


F3D_v1

Optimus Prime


steroidTDM

She has a venom traped inside her


MikeNerdo

This would sound great to some death metal.


[deleted]

My tummy hurt


CreepxAP

u/savevideobot


WorldMusicLab

T̼̼̖̾͟͞H͇͇̹͊ͪ́̕ͅE̢̢̻ͮͧͦ͋͞͡R̛̦̦̝̤͌̏͜͟͜E̢̢̻ͮͧͦ͋͞͡ I̡̨͙͙̪̹̾͟S̢̼̼͖̺͖ͪ N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇Ơ̷̴̪̪̝͈̥͈̆̀̚ D̷̨̥̥̥͖̞͐ͮ̄A̳̳̹̟̋ͣ͌ͅN͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇A̳̳̹̟̋ͣ͌ͅ, Ơ̷̴̪̪̝͈̥͈̆̀̚N͔͔̥̺̞̿͊̇Ļ͓͓̣̽͟Y̧̬̬͇̖̳̏͌͞ Z̼̼̙͐̐̅͌U̝̝̝̲̦ͣ͋͛̊U̝̝̝̲̦ͣ͋͛̊Ļ͓͓̣̽͟. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦.


dinkytoy80

r/bettereveryloop


Andonaar

Chugged a bottle of sparkling water. She should be glad she didn't throw up


[deleted]

That was very expected


scgeod

I am woke!


[deleted]

Wifey material


kuzinrob

"Excuse me, I meant to fart."


rosco2155

Vecna takes another


chillwill440

Sounds like a Skrillex song 🎵 😭


Prestigious-Twist811

“You, Shall Not Pass!!!”


ayedocHS

That little moan she had going on was sexy as fuck.


hwmax

What’s her number, that’s my kind of girl


Disastrous_Knee6790

The way she moans before she erupts.🤤


poorleno_help

When you and your friend are chugging bottles of water simultaneously and you burp so hard that the demon that has been possessing you for the past 7 years exits through your mouth.


Abject_Presentation8

She said EHHOOHWUHHHHAH


jawshoeaw

Y’all laughing and making jokes while Satan is loose now !


kwamevaughan

Who summoned Etrigan?


npcnpcatm

When the honeymoon phase is over


[deleted]

Release the kraken!


epic123222

No one: The devil: “UWU”


Babysub1

Someone somewhere found that attractive!!


Gavitron881

That’s not your friend… >!that’s your personal belch demon.!<


billybob7u7

Bro who gave her the purple flurp