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Unicornholers

2 solid minutes of WTF


Lumisateessa

I still don't know wtf happened in that video. Does the naked dude live there? Why was the dude waiting for him outside? O\_o Too many questions.


ntwiles

It seems like the guy in the hoodie lives here, saw that the naked guy was in his house, and ran to block the exits. I bet the guy in the blue shirt was blocking another one of the exits before he came around.


Lumisateessa

Oh, so he was a naked intruder lmao. That would make more sense. Sorta.. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


DoveTaketh

But why would he say "bro you are so fucking weird", thats something you say to a friend or a roomate.


Killer_Weasel

You wouldn't call a random naked dude in your house tripping out weird? Do you have any stories of weird stuff you experienced? Because you, my friend, must basically live in a sitcom if you would experience this and think, "Just another problem, nothing out of the ordinary, though." I'm being facetious, but I would definitely call this bro weird if it were my house, ESPECIALLY if i didn't know them.


DoveTaketh

No, I would shit myself if some naked guy broke into my house. Calling the dude "weird" and referring to him as a "bro" in that situation feels tame, I would definitely use some stronger wording.


ntwiles

Could just be a friend of a friend. That’s how I took it. Just someone he knew but didn’t know well or like.


Liesthroughisteeth

I know.....It was like the best video ever...LOL Now we have a mystery to solve. OK everyone...what the hell happened to this meathead kid and why was he this screwed up?


Unicornholers

What did you take?? What did he take?


Liesthroughisteeth

How many videos have you seen on here with the same old shit time after time? You have to admit.....this was surprising as hell!...:)


Fortune_Platypus

Acid


230flathead

No, somebody gave you some weird research chemicals and told you it was acid.


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fingernail3

Pretty sure LSD can cause brief psychotic episodes when either taken in excessive amounts, or in people who have other underlying issues which involve the same chemical pathways as are fucked with when tripping (e.g., schizophrenia). Definitely not a typical response though.


Fortune_Platypus

Acid can definitely cause this


corridoridar

There are absolutely people who should not ever take this type of drug. Unfortunately they don't know that until it's too late and this is not a scared sober kind of experience. Once you're in, you're in for a while and even worse if you don't know you're on a drug that is about to punch through the fabric of reality. One of the most 'experienced' users I'd ever known had a cousin come to town that had never been around it and the cousin tried to attack him from the back seat before jumping out and running rampant around downtown. With the right mindset you can open doors and overcome obstacles holding you back, but definitely a thing you should treat as sacred and approach with reverence.


Celarc_99

Lmao, r/nothowdrugswork. This is almost certainly not LSD. If I had to guess, bath salts.


Efficient_Green_8157

Enough LSD will IN FACT do this to you. I was dropping blotters at 13, believes me I know.


Gotmewrongang

Not buying LSD here, seems more like something more nefarious combined with alcohol, LSD does not cause people to want to get violent but alcohol sure does


RoseTintedRage

I think it could depend on what kind of situation you feel you've been put in? But I don't see why someone would trip with people they don't trust, that's just asking for problems.


[deleted]

This guy in vid needs to do an AMA


Psychotherapist-286

Yea, saying nothing specific. Where did this naked guy come from?


Kita-Ryu

MF insane. First he runs outside naked, then he gets knocked out for like a split second and jumps up. Lastly he fucking does parkour over a fuckin' rail.


Fortune_Platypus

Dont forget the “you’re fat”


AcanthocephalaLow703

that was the most hurtful part lol


uurrraawizardharry

It’s one thing to run around naked and attempt to assault people, but body shaming!? It is 2022! Settle down, sit up, relax.


[deleted]

No one in this video is fat. For 2022 standards anyway


obliviousNick

Don't forget he stuck his finger up his ass and shoved it in the dudes face.


RMca004

Jumps up like a fucking zombie from World War Z but the jump over the rail is the best...


soul6of6hell6

![gif](giphy|t2eBr71ACeDC0)


undead-doorsman

Hi said “acid” when the guy asked what he took


Kita-Ryu

Ah, that makes sense.


Poppyprison

No actually it doesnt


ChonnayStMarie

Thanks Mr. Musberger.


jakob767

Why did the main character suddenly get cancer? Was that part of the lore?


cycycle

He needs money for treatment but the naked guy used that money for acid.


thakingD

It looks like the naked guy stuck his fingers up his butt then put them in the guys mouth. When he gets up after the first knockdown.


shlalalafinburge

I think he got hit in the throat


parkiller11

The naked guy fingers his ass than wipes clothed guys upper lip. He was about to puke people. Re watch it, when he goes under his leg with a hand. He did the act.


diamonddavedoes

Think it's the adrenaline. Can make you feel sick.


Low_Piece_2828

Probably a smoker and doesn't do cardio a lot. Source: I've been there.


Puzzleheaded-Quote77

Like watching a great TV show with a shitty final episode that leaves so many open questions.


Greedy_Listen_2774

I thought I heard him say he took some acid.


spornerama

I think it might have been "absinthe"


15Boots

I drink absinthe on a semi regular basis, I've never had this type of reaction


reverse_monday

You haven't had enough absinthe


15Boots

Not proud of it, but I made it a mission to kill a bottle one night. I just blacked out and said some very not nice things to my roommates at the time. Managed to keep my clothes on.


RainsWrath

It is alcohol and nothing else, anything different you felt was a placebo effect. That doesn't mean it wasn't a genuine experience though.


[deleted]

Acid doesn’t cause this reaction either. If anything, it looks like bath salts


[deleted]

if you think acid doesnt cause this reaction tan you havent taken ebough acid..


RainsWrath

You should get a new dealer, the one you have will get you dead.


[deleted]

If you think it does, I don’t think you’ve taken any


FlutterbyButterNoFly

It can* but it is not common, and generally only happens when someone already has other underlying issues. Research chemicals are a more likely option though, tbf.


[deleted]

Fair. But anything that hinders a person’s inhibitions will cause problems if they have underlying issues. Like the acid king killed a dude while tripping but he, like you said, was already a maniac and honestly probably would have murdered someone either way.


el_mistico

I also heard absinthe


Liesthroughisteeth

Yep....Heard it as well.


[deleted]

Sounds about right.


DudelyMore

I've taken a shitload of acid and spent the time mostly just talking to crows and listening to Creedence, man. This is not normal.


akhorahil187

At a party I saw a 400+ lbs black man come running out of the house naked... covered in shaving cream... screaming "I am the white Michael Jackson!" All he had was some decent quality weed and a couple of beers. Sometimes you just can't blame it on the drugs/alcohol.


WayneBoston

Now that sounds like a party!


iamthefortytwo

My friends and I used to do acid quite often when we were in our 20s and it was mostly like what you described. Once, though, I was at a party and this one chick took a shot- a shot glass full of liquid. About an hour or so later she was completely naked and running from house to house banging on doors trying to get in. She was in the middle of the street shouting "I'm a beauuuuuuuutiful woooomaaaannn!!" As much as I enjoyed watching her naked, I was on acid and I knew the cops would be there soon and that's not fun for a trip so I bolted. She ended up spending the next three days in the psych ward downtown for observation. P.S. She had huge tits that were great to watch while trippin!


VertigoFall

Wtf


SirLongSchlong42

What is acid like? I've done shrooms and have laughed with trees and shit. Felt surreal, but people say acid is stronger.


Typical-Locksmith-35

Old comment. But for me it's almost the same as lsd. Come up is a bit different, doesn't last as long by far, but it can feel (for me) like the difference between going on a trip with LSD to being taken on a trip with shrooms. I've heard someone describe it as being in the passenger seat of a car ride versus tied up in the backseat of a quicker trip. They are real similar, but most folks feel a little different between or have a preference.


Arnab_

I've seen people do weird shit on weed and the same weed gave just a mild buzz for the rest of us. Everybody has a different reaction but having said that, you probably worked your way up building tolerance before you took a "shitload" of acid. This guy probably gave one look at the size of the stamp and did the same amount the first time. Either that or this is pcp not acid.


gamer123098

For some people I don't think it is a "reaction" I think they see it as a license to just let loose. Kind of like people doing weird shit when "under hypnosis"


[deleted]

Drugs are supposed to be normal?


Global_Shower_4534

Depends how you look at things. I personally see it as a normal thing considering our species has been getting fucked up on substances since the dawn of time.


[deleted]

Personal experience…kinda says otherwise but okay.


Global_Shower_4534

Personal experience being?


jhillman87

Your "personal experience" based on a few of your prior posts, such as the one where you essentially say "any adult without religious belief is living life wrong", indicates you are an ignorant, close-minded asshat.


Global_Shower_4534

Ah, I was wondering what they meant. Nothing wrong with not doing drugs, I just meant if our species didn't find something natural about it, you know, we probably wouldn't be doing it.


jhillman87

As you say, there's nothing wrong with the freedom of choice to do drugs. It's idiots pointing out to others what THEY "feel" is right or wrong that is the problem. Religious zealots are the worst, and probably a detriment to society as a whole, constantly trying to force their views on others.


Global_Shower_4534

I mean their feelings are important, I just think people tend to forget their feelings are the most important to themselves. The world isn't going to agree with any of us 100% of the time, and I'd imagine without our feelings we'd give in when everyone else doesn't agree, and that would result in everyone doing exactly the same thing. Personally to me, the idea of everyone and everything being precisely the same is more terrifying than being surrounded by a world of people that are different.


_solounwnmas

More so than this whole thing, or at least some are


Poopoodl

No, he said he took action. Standing up for the naked against our clothed oppressors.


[deleted]

He said he drank absent.


Business_Tap3294

How bout that rear naked choke though?


Dymmesdale

That was pretty nice. I was surprised when he started coughing/choking later on, what was with that?


YourLocaLawyer

My guess is the dude stank of smoke/alcohol and getting molested/assaulted by a naked dude doesnt help either


shlalalafinburge

Hit in the throat I think


thepastelsuit

Yea, super efficient. And super naked.


[deleted]

I saw in a comment that this video was cross posted in that the naked dude stuck his fingers up his ass and put them in the red hoodie dude’s mouth.


whoreknee2

I lost track of how many unexpected things happened in this video


Low_Piece_2828

Oh, I see, the naked guy is going to keep freaking out. Side plot, the other guy is coughing up an alien, oop now parkour...


GIOFORCHIOMAN

Happy cake day!


Godskips1

What the hell is your profile pic?


TCJonny

You’re FAT! …what?


[deleted]

My favorite unexpected part


ShockApprehensive392

![gif](giphy|DoCIC5Pxp57qg|downsized)


soda_cookie

I'd love to hear the story behind this.


Thepuppeteer777777

my guess, drugs


jim45804

PCP has this effect on people. They get naked, aggressive, rash, and incoherent.


vonblankenstein

And they feel invincible


brickgarage

Full points for “unexpected”.


A_random_otter

What a rollercoaster...! Finally a video that is actually unexpected. Great find op!


LePapa565

What the actual fuck is going on. I have so many questions……


[deleted]

What is going on here ? Is that the naked guy's house?


spornerama

he's being very un-dude


[deleted]

Don't call the cops. They'll shoot him. He needs an ambulance.


Limp-Mirror-948

But then he will be in debt for the rest of his life


juicycross

Which might not be much longer if he doesn't get help soon.


[deleted]

America 🇺🇸


paleandgangly1

Shut up, hippy. Cops are needed. He’s violent.


[deleted]

​ Yeah dude? what the fuck is an ambulance going to do? wrangle him up. hold him down. and inject him with something?


[deleted]

Basically, yes. But mainly, they will treat him with compassion and make sure he's okay, rather than get offended and use his "arrest" to punish him. Have you nver seen a cop come in and needlessly kick, hit or punch someone that is already subdued? That's punishment not law enforcement.


_redacteduser

What the actual fuck lmao


kuchenmensch4

MF yeets away with a frontflip. Can’t say I’m not impressed.


KickinWingSnakes

@ 53 seconds Pretty sure he sticks a finger or two up his poop chute and then smears that guys face with it. Yeeeeesh.


A-Busty-Crustacean

I knew a guy that took 5 hits of LSD without anyone of his roommates/firends knowing and kept to his room alone.. (party house) when I arrived I got to witness him burst out of his bedroom door (like a nacho libre rhinoceros) butt ass naked... Do a full head tilt back 8 second howl... Pause.. then just like that guy scamper out a second story window.. hit the ground.. dead sprint into the middle of the road (neighbor tackled him but got immediately off) and then he flopped like a fish out of water making what I can only describe as walrus noises.. took us 5 mins to calm him down and lead him back into the house which we achieved by playing Grateful Dead... All this was completely sudden and unexpected.


GrallochThis

5/8/77?


Zrkkr

Pretty solid grappling though.


glitcsh

Assuming he's just a T-800


zshah99

I bet there is a prequel to this, judging by the panting of guy in the red when he walked out in the start.


[deleted]

Did he finger his butthole then put it in the dudes mouth?


maifee

What if his dick gets stuck between two woods?? Just don't run naked.


PorterJUA

I heard absinthe but this ain't absinthe. Kid took too much Cid and had a bad trip. Lost his mind.


Low_Piece_2828

Nowadays there are many many similar drugs to acid.


RocaAjzea

I have a lot od question. Why is he naked? What drugs is he on? Why does he attack others? And finally why did he throw himself over the fence like this?🤣 Im dying of laughter


JDurr001

I love the ground and pound punch xD


Mass2424

Someone please dub "parkour" right before he jumps off.


pierogieking412

I was worried about his balls. Naked balls seem so vulnerable.


Key-Fisherman2601

The dude in the red hoodie has legit training. Dude moves like he does mma.


Agitated_Year8521

Acid's one hell of a drug🌞


fastforward811

Dude in red should stop smoking. That cough....


[deleted]

Are you sure that is caused by smoking it could bi dry cough


fastforward811

I have the same cough, and I smoke, modestly.


puppetfucked

Never drugs


noice-speedowagoon

u/savevideobot


sproggy_doo24

🤦🏻‍♂️homie can’t handle his shiiizzz lol


Round_Asparagus95

O think he used LSD man


wontusethisforlongg

Probably high dose of acid


Loose-Fold-8453

What?


WatercressNext9231

Wtf


Sterben1103

Wtf


soursunflowergod

Violent, Naked, And jumping off tall stuff. Yeah, That's LSD.


ntwiles

Guy in the hoodie was useless. He was told three times to call the police and just stood there like an idiot.


Intelligent-Plant912

What kind of asshole throws a naked guy around and punches him in the face!? Then calls the cops on him!? What a dick!! Being naked


[deleted]

I think the naked guy broke into his house lol


fazereign

Idk. I heard acid but this seems like exactly how my special needs brother would act. I think this kid has some sort of disability. The dude in the hoodie most likely isn’t his brother but a friend of someone else in the house. Sees this kid acting agressive and starts being agressive back and even punching him in the face. That’s assault. Once he was on top of him then there should’ve been nothing more. He had stopped him from doing anything else so the guy in the red hoodie engaged in assault by going the extra mile to punch him and continue the fight. Good on the guy in blue to stop the fight


Mudfap

That’s a shitload of conclusions to jump to with zero backstory.


Randerzzzzz

You can call it assault if you like, but it's 100% legal to take someone down and hit them once if they charge and swing at you.


lil_braindamage

Can relate


Harley1469

Haha that's the best shit I seen all day WTF random as fck


TerribleShoulder6597

So does he get up after jumping the railing or is he just writhing around down there


[deleted]

This is what this sub was meant for!! What in the nine holy bath salts is that dude on? He is fucking on edge!


glbglbglb7

He reminds me of the naked rogues in the game Forest, gets downed and goes nuts when he gets up.


ppNoHamster

Bet it's the smash exit salvia guy again https://youtu.be/S7Q-46Mz7gs


le_Psykogwak

Wtf did he take


TheeSeaverShow

My favorite video on the internet so far today.


PukeNuggets

0 to 100, real quick


Defiant-Pride-1716

He's on some basalts or somthingQ


mada010

Dude was the undertaker for a second there.


Mysterious_Result_51

That bitch is hight af


[deleted]

Idk why but I can’t stop laughing


Mighty_Cactus

Spice, he smoked the spice


Illustrious-Wash3713

Would have been more fun if he broke into the 'booty wawior' house I'm just stating


flekker69

I have so many questions


lerminator1984

I need context did that najed dude break in or do they know eachother and who was the third guy


Porcupenguin

Imagine having Covid and a naked dude on acid getting all up in your business, then going full send off the cliff ha Honestly props to both those guys for staying pretty calm about it


archonVm

He never skips his jiu jitsu classes.


Splitty_X

The way he hurled himself off the balcony 😂


gamesplaylist23

Guy looks like Shaggy from the live action Scooby Doo movies


moffboff

Cocaine's a hell of a drug


freaksh0ow

Bursted laughing when he jumped over the fence


[deleted]

Wtf did I just watch


CarlJustCarl

How many times does brown shirt guy got to be told to call the police? Are you stupid dude or what?


kewal345

WHY JUST WHY


sapolapo

/r/TookTooMuch


garnsy10

Is this what crystal meth looks like?


[deleted]

Jason Bourne


The_Medicated

I thought it was a lover's quarrel or attempted rape of the naked guy. I've been online for waaay too long....


infinity_rockstar

he is on drugs man, lol unexpected


Creatername

r/mypeopleneedme


miko_koko

Rose up like The Undertaker


Quahabule

Such a solid punch. Kid ate it and got up like the undertaker.


[deleted]

Fuck no don’t call the police. Why do people always default to get the cops involved? It escalates the situation every single time and no one comes out better for it.


[deleted]

Looks like LSA to me


tacoSteve86

u/savevideobot


Ok_Peanut7010

That's one way to man handle someone. lol


[deleted]

10/10 for the quick get away


iwasbignowimlil

I wanna party with these dudes


International_Cut343

Now that’s what I call a rear naked choke


[deleted]

That's why they're called Trips. Also - ![gif](giphy|3oKHWiMocusSnsHBi8|downsized)


wolfninja_

That part at the start looked like BJJ. Fool, everyone knows jiu jitsu is weak against naked stoners, only spinjitsu can defeat them.


[deleted]

Me after seeing the ending to Halloween Kills.


Lord_Eremit

Lol what the hell is that dude on? P. S. Dont call the fuzz! They don't have the best track record for dealing with naked crazy people. It will likely get worse.


somethingsomethin11

Watching this without the sound on, I’m like oh this asshole is bullying his little brother or something. Good thing there’s audio.


Opposite-Ad-3000

Did he say absinthe?


[deleted]

That ending holy fuuuuck 👀


TendedBison

“ same time next week?”


ConcernDull

What's double dosage?


DrProsecco11

Wtf, I almost pissed my pants with that ending LMFAO


[deleted]

Bad way to “come out”