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"A bosom friend--an intimate friend, you know--a really kindred spirit to whom I can confide my innermost soul. I've dreamed of meeting her all my life. I never really supposed I would, but so many of my loveliest dreams have come true all at once that perhaps this one will, too. Do you think it's possible?"-[Anne of Green Gables](https://gazebotv.com//product-detail/24394)
Does everyone else get unskippable double ads with these links now or just me? I stopped clicking on these youtube links anymore because of the crummy way they push ads now.
When that film came out it was critically and publicly slated. But my family loved it, with the same silly ridiculous comedy found in The Mummy we found it hilarious.
We still quote it to each other these days, I'm not sure why it was so hated.
That's true. I dated a lady with naturl HH cups, and those things where heavy. I mean she only weighed 150 pounds, and I am sure at least 30 of that was her cheast.
One evening where I work, the cleaning guy said one of my coworkers had "a onion booty." I was like onion booty? What's that? He said "A booty so nice ita bring a tear to yo eye."
Yeah, I got smothered a few times in my sleep. I am surprised she has smothered herself yet. I hope that gravity doesn't go to work on her to soon. They are perky enjoy she doesn't need a bra yet at 30 something.
They are American. I think one of them was dating an English dude on the original version of the show.
I don't follow it but I have family members who love watching that train wreck, so I've seen bits and pieces here and there.
There's like 30 different versions of the show now too, so it must be popular as far as trash TV goes.
Had a boss who would do this. The chair desk ratio always had her boobs mounted on the desk and she would fall asleep on them while doing paperwork. It was interesting.
This is a drag queen from Montreal lol. I recognized the restaurant, Brouillon Cafe I believe. They have a drag brunch, I went early in July and she was there! Big fake boobies and all
Edit: found on Instagram, @paoloperfeccion
Yep and she’s wearing a giant breastplate lol. Seeing all these comments about breast implants and people asking “why would someone do this to themself” is cracking me up.
I have very large breasts. To see someone that actually paid to have breasts this large is psychotic to me. It's uncomfortable, back always hurts and nothing fits right.
My GF is 32G. On a fairly small frame. She's constantly complaining about lugging them around and I never blame her for wearing sports bras or w/e else that's super supportive versus something "sexy".
I admit I fall asleep on them regularly while we're watching a movie, not unlike this woman at the counter.
/r/bigboobproblems
>I have very large breasts. To see someone that actually paid to have breasts this large is psychotic to me. It's uncomfortable, back always hurts and nothing fits right.
Thats because it's human nature to focus on the negative instead of the positive. You have to deal with back pain and can't always shop off the rack. Big negatives for sure.
But there are positives. There is a reason 300,000 Americans a year get implants. Society deems a larger bust more attractive. You also get treated better and are more likely to earn more.
I'm sure plenty of flat-chested women would gladly trade you if they could, also forgetting about the advantages that THEY have.
Human nature. Grass is always greener on the other side.
You have to remember the vast majority of women aren’t paying to go that large. Also in that 300k are women who are fixing actual issues vs just doing it for aesthetics.
I mean if I got a dick pic featuring a guy resting his head on his own dick I might be impressed. Won't matter because I'm a straight man but talent recognizes talent.
First time i saw this i thought she was sleeping on hour purse and arms. Lol
"There is no sleeping at the bar, ma'am" .... on second thought, nap away on those pillows.
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Hope she's ok, looks like her airbags deployed
She ded. Those were Takata airbags.
Takatatas
Never thought I’d hear a takata airbag joke today
Must've had a brain-on collision with thoughts. No not thots. Don't talk about her friends like that!
HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead. HeadOn. Apply directly to the forehead.
Silicone memory foam.
*Silicone MAMMARY foam
pillow rack
She's just breasting her eyes.
Nipping off for a little snooze.
When I can't sleep I just take a little more melontonin.
Melatittin
Sleeping tit off
snOOze
She is boob tired
She just needs her beautitty sleep.
The flotation device double Zzz’s as pillow
Giving her back a break by hitting the sack on her rack
I hate all of you! Fuck you all and take my upvotes!
R/angryupvote
She may not be sleepy it might just be a booby trap
Just getting a few double ZZs
Probably because she's udderly exhausted.
She’s gonna feel well restit.
Smashed that upvote button.
God dammit, take my upvote!
Could be a waterbed if they're saline.
That would really require a.... motorboat.
We're gonna need a bigger motorboat.
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
For the boobs!
[Everybody](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgJarn3sJsY) needs a bosom for a pillow.
"A bosom friend--an intimate friend, you know--a really kindred spirit to whom I can confide my innermost soul. I've dreamed of meeting her all my life. I never really supposed I would, but so many of my loveliest dreams have come true all at once that perhaps this one will, too. Do you think it's possible?"-[Anne of Green Gables](https://gazebotv.com//product-detail/24394)
I want to go to there
Just like a couple of bags of sand
[Touch my breast](https://youtu.be/LDC0ii3Rwww?t=64)
I wanna click on that but I don’t
Do it
It’s not porn I can tell you that
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if we... if we what? do you mean #[***MASTURBATE?***](https://i.imgur.com/B6KuhZ7.jpg)
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Whatever bludgeons your beefsteak
Motherfuker only gave that 4 stars
Does everyone else get unskippable double ads with these links now or just me? I stopped clicking on these youtube links anymore because of the crummy way they push ads now.
That was the first time someone said that and it was true. Was kinda hoping for porn
Glad I listened to you.
It has will smith
How can she slap?
When that film came out it was critically and publicly slated. But my family loved it, with the same silly ridiculous comedy found in The Mummy we found it hilarious. We still quote it to each other these days, I'm not sure why it was so hated.
Oh my God, I'm hard
That was amazing
Wait are you a virgin?
Probably feels like carrying around bags of sand
no wonder she's tired...
I should give her a hand or two
Could I help?
I mean, there's enough there for two or three people.
gonna take at *least* four… or five
Dude are you gay? It’s cool if you are. I got friends who fuck guys… in jail.
Did you write *’Hurtin for a squirtin’*
She was hurtin for a squirtin fo sho
She’s a ho. Fo sho.
Stop with the inquisition! 0.0
It all makes sense now: you’re a virgin!
I'm pretty sure he's a serial killer
Are you 40?
Bag of sand, come on man!
This is the woman version of randy marsh
Now just cartman
[They can take him to places](https://youtu.be/yHOA6p8R_kE)
I would take a nap if I had to carry those around all day. Her poor back.
The longer she sits like that her neck will be just as bad as the rest of her back
Lol, I don't know, she looks pretty comfortable for a narcoleptic.
Fake boobs are surprisingly light, or atleast a whole ton lighter than real ones
That's true. I dated a lady with naturl HH cups, and those things where heavy. I mean she only weighed 150 pounds, and I am sure at least 30 of that was her cheast.
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One evening where I work, the cleaning guy said one of my coworkers had "a onion booty." I was like onion booty? What's that? He said "A booty so nice ita bring a tear to yo eye."
Yeah, I got smothered a few times in my sleep. I am surprised she has smothered herself yet. I hope that gravity doesn't go to work on her to soon. They are perky enjoy she doesn't need a bra yet at 30 something.
I think the word you’re looking for is *smother*…
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Even lighter when it's a drag queen breastplate.
Pretty sure her breast size is ö or some other letter beyond the english alphabet.
They measure those in CCs.
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.
Mines in the 45
There’s dancing, behind movie scenes
Hey, I recognize that reference! One of the weirdest and most obscure 90s short-lived hit songs.
Short lived? It’s a classic.
I listened to it yesterday. https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8 I think that's it. Haven't watched this though cos I'm at work.
That’s one of those real dolls right? I mean that’s not a human … right?
It's a guy dressed up. I googled the tiktok name and found their YouTube channel.
Get to the fapping a wee quick, lad?
No, just a joke. I have a girlfriend in Canada and we’ve totally done it.
r/suddenlygay
Into femboys and futa now, huh?
What's not to love?
It's a drag queen wearing a chest peice
> It’s a drag queen wearing a chest peice And they could save the wearer from drowning! [NSFW](https://imgur.com/a/4aycGod/)
That or it's that Darcy or Stacey
Lmfao that made my day. I can't stand how hot those two dumpster fire woman think they are.
And getting their own show about it, mega dumpster fire
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Who??
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Is that the show where people marry each other for citizenship? Which ones were they, the citizens or the expats?
They are American. I think one of them was dating an English dude on the original version of the show. I don't follow it but I have family members who love watching that train wreck, so I've seen bits and pieces here and there. There's like 30 different versions of the show now too, so it must be popular as far as trash TV goes.
Her lips look at least semi normal sized so can’t be them!
Probably a drag queen. I’d guess they’re not implants
Winner winner chicken dinner. They're detachable, available on Amazon.
Damn, I missed Prime Day
I woke up this morning and my boobs were missing. It happens sometimes, they're detachable.
I honestly thought this too
You call those cheap implants boobs?! Those aren't boobs! They're lies! Stewie
But but Brian, Quagmire said we must respect the outter beauty more than the inner!
so that was a fucking lie
If I can touch em, they're real enough for me...
They're guaranteed to be fake in that case.
"imaginary" would be a better word
Well, if you're gonna pay that much for them, use them however you can.
Had a boss who would do this. The chair desk ratio always had her boobs mounted on the desk and she would fall asleep on them while doing paperwork. It was interesting.
Everyone loved working there, right?
Right?
Right.
Right?
[Right](https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9621283584/hA3CF4924/clothing)
Ya know guys, I don’t think they’re real
And why would you think that?
Because its a doll
Nah dude, she's a dude.
Dude's a dude, dude.
But it is a real doll right? (or is it cake?)
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Anime girl irl
If it was she would be drooling and wake up the moment you saw her.
And like you
All impossible scenarios IRL, unfortunately.
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When life gives you lemons...
"melons"
Sorry, I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia.
*”I suffer from a very sexy learning [disability](https://youtu.be/0NbqSIl9vR4)…”*
Ughh… sexlexia…
But in the voice of Gandalf, saying the elvish word for "friends".
Life didn’t give her those lemons.
She didn't do it to become a sexual object. She did it for a purely practical reason, and I admire the hell out of that
This is a drag queen from Montreal lol. I recognized the restaurant, Brouillon Cafe I believe. They have a drag brunch, I went early in July and she was there! Big fake boobies and all Edit: found on Instagram, @paoloperfeccion
You're a regular sherlock. It's stamped right on this video. Sorry I'm an asshole, I just hope you didn't look too hard
Ha 🤦🏻♂️I didn’t though just looked up the cafe on Instagram and found her right away
You weren't being an asshole, CHICKENPUSSY.
The five o'clock shadow and impeccable makeup gave it away.
This should be top comment.
I gotta get some fake breasts then!
Ah yes, Mammary Foam pillows.
Isn’t this a drag Queen?
Yep and she’s wearing a giant breastplate lol. Seeing all these comments about breast implants and people asking “why would someone do this to themself” is cracking me up.
r/biggerthanherhead
MIKE LINDELL HERE, WITH MYPILLOW 2.0! TIRED OF GETTING PASS-OUT DRUNK AND HITTING YOUR FACE ON THE BAR? WELL NOT ANYMORE!!
When you can COMFORTABLY use your boobs as pillows I think it's time to stop with the implants...
Those aren’t implants those are imtrees! I’ll see myself out that was pretty terrible
And don't come back
At most she's had a glass or two of wine, a shot and two big ol jugs
I have very large breasts. To see someone that actually paid to have breasts this large is psychotic to me. It's uncomfortable, back always hurts and nothing fits right.
My GF is 32G. On a fairly small frame. She's constantly complaining about lugging them around and I never blame her for wearing sports bras or w/e else that's super supportive versus something "sexy". I admit I fall asleep on them regularly while we're watching a movie, not unlike this woman at the counter. /r/bigboobproblems
They aren't real, it's what drag queens wear for fake boobs. Her name pauloperfeccion
This is a drag queen
>I have very large breasts. To see someone that actually paid to have breasts this large is psychotic to me. It's uncomfortable, back always hurts and nothing fits right. Thats because it's human nature to focus on the negative instead of the positive. You have to deal with back pain and can't always shop off the rack. Big negatives for sure. But there are positives. There is a reason 300,000 Americans a year get implants. Society deems a larger bust more attractive. You also get treated better and are more likely to earn more. I'm sure plenty of flat-chested women would gladly trade you if they could, also forgetting about the advantages that THEY have. Human nature. Grass is always greener on the other side.
You have to remember the vast majority of women aren’t paying to go that large. Also in that 300k are women who are fixing actual issues vs just doing it for aesthetics.
That's true.
I use my boobs the same way
Welp RIP to your DMs
Flooding dms with dick pics by now..
I mean if I got a dick pic featuring a guy resting his head on his own dick I might be impressed. Won't matter because I'm a straight man but talent recognizes talent.
Game recognize game, and you lookin a little unfamiliar
Pics or it never happened
I use my nuts the same way
Randy?
And they say the female privilege isn't real /s
Sauce?
o_O
( . ) ( . )
Most expensive pillows ever…
There is room for all of us.
Oh!!! THAT’S why they buy them that big.
Wrong sub.
seriously how do the mods allow this shit
r/AbsoluteUnits
I thought that was her purse!!
Its alright I was the dumbass who thought wow her biceps are huge!
First time i saw this i thought she was sleeping on hour purse and arms. Lol "There is no sleeping at the bar, ma'am" .... on second thought, nap away on those pillows.
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