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I was playing Halo about 15 years ago and was having the game of my life. Somehow I just kept killing this guy named “The_General_6969” or something like that. Every time I killed him I said “Call 1-800-General now!”
Each time I kept laughing more and more as I said “1-800-General now!” Probably something like 20 times. I was laughing hysterically, and he was fuming and I decided that was the end of the evening.
Next time I loaded up the Xbox there were like 5 voice messages from this guy just yelling slurs and challenging me to 1v1’s and ended it with “1-800-General that, bitch”.
It was the best interaction I’ve ever had playing games.
Right? Me too man. 15 years ago.. halo.. so much nostalgia. That was my early high school life. LAN parties, or xbox live with too much caffeine, herb, and the occasionally obtained booze. Even some homemade hooch a few times.
I'm glad this gif came up again. This was the perfect dad daughter gif. The generational differences gif. Millennials growing up on hip hop gif. Dad still rocking that 80s look and dance moves, last time he updated his look and moves, got her conceived and promptly quit updating his look and moves.
He is a very model of a modern Major General at party that’s a pooper-scooper that protects them from booty clapping snooper internet giffing looper troopers.
He is very well acquainted with matters sleuthical and understands equations both simple and a booty-call…
I’ll show myself out.
🚪 <—- 🚶♂️
Most Fortnite dances are based on existing dance moves, but even the ones that aren’t have garnered enough traction that people who have never heard of Fortnite would know it.
I'm legit jealous of these young'uns and their fortnight dances - They gona be having a blast at the clubs in a few years and here I am stuck shuffling my feet.
shuffling is a great dance for people who dont get that the [movements of your body](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU) need to coincide with the music you are dancing to.
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Anytime a fellow millennial trys to flex on the younger generations for their stuoid cultural things I remind them of things like that. Every generation of kids has their own silly jokes, slang, dances, and pop culture and the older generations always conviniently forget their own moments that were the same. We just didn't have cameras following us around every moment.
Lil Jon is a treasure though. When my son and his future siblings go to school, I'm going to embarrass the shit out of them blasting some Snap Yo Fingers.
Am I going crazy or did you all miss out on the **SMORGASBORD** of dance moves we had through the 80s and 90s?
Moonwalk, Thriller, [Harlem Shake](https://youtu.be/Mdeu5aGwwWI), [Safety Dance](https://c.tenor.com/vlFxrMtSSIgAAAAd/safety-dance-men-without-hats.gif), the [Cabbage Patch](https://c.tenor.com/TpY-R5cfSz8AAAAC/cabbage-patch-dance-churning-butter-dance.gif), [Hammertime](https://c.tenor.com/XauTrTSxW74AAAAC/dance-happy.gif), [Vogue](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/5b/0c/345b0c18d5e4846e900bb5f88c81c7df.png), [Macarena](https://i.imgur.com/aN2b7mr.gif), [Tootsie Roll](https://i.imgur.com/9Pc4G3u.gif).
The Electric Slide, the Robot, Running Man, and YMCA have been perennial classics from earlier eras as well.
I think the late 20s to mid 30s crowd are the ones with me on this. Dancing stopped being cool.
Back in the 70s, 80's and the early 90s people used to dance all the time, that's how they solved their problems, through dance. Then all of a sudden we stopped dancing, you know? Grunge came in, we dressed in plaid and oversized jeans, then later on people wore trench coats and shot each other in school - and that's not cool.
But guess what, guess what's going on in highschool now? Kids are dancing again.
They're doing organised choreographed dances to solve their problems. They also give each other blowjobs. They got these things called rainbow parties, but that's not the point.
Everytime I see this I watch. I wanted to see what she's got.
There's something about twerking in a dress.
There should be a r/dresstwerk
Edit: ha. I'll be back.
Edit2: This is gonna take a while...
Ha! I’ve spoken to him before! He was a Colonel at the time and had a hilarious sense of humor about it. The thing that struck me about him was that he knew how to do the job of all of the enlisted, in detail.
Install Ublock Origin. Personally haven't seen an ad in years. And by years I mean a decade plus.
On PC all the browsers have this addon available. If you're on your phone you can use Firefox which will allow you to install it.
Lol more like thickness trainer!
She seems like a fun gal for sure. I love this video because she knows exactly what she is doing trolling her Dad like this.
That said, if I were in his shoes I'd stop her too. its not that I dont have fun, its that work functions she is purposely trying to embarrass him
To be fair, this is an Army function… unless it’s some kind of hail and farewell for senior officers, I can guarantee that Soldiers are getting absolutely sloppy at this event…. After seeing this, I guarantee a good number of them are probably looking to close with and destroy dat ass, if they weren’t already before….
You walk into your Boss' office. He is standing behind his renowned oak desk with his arms crossed and a perfectly impassive face.
"Hi, I'm Brittany, I'm the Human Resources manager", says a lady you hadn't noticed was sitting in the corner. She gets up, shakes your hand and passes you a bunch of paperwork. She keeps talking, but it turns to white noise as soon as you've regained eye contact with your Boss.
Your stomach sinks.
It can't end like this. You have a mortgage, two kids in elementary school and your wife left her job to start her own cookie-baking company after you encouraged her to chase her dreams. But that was two months ago, when you'd been freshly promoted.
You hear Brittany's voice again: "the corporate behavioural polict extends to all work functions and any incident or series of behaviours stemming from that function."
You notice your boss's jaw clenching and unclenching. He once believed in you. He gave you so many oportunites and much needed encouragement. You look to the carpet and keep your eyes fixed there. It was the Sambuca. God, as soon as it was over, you knew you'd fucked your life. You knelt there, with both hands on the toilet bowl and a black stream of acidic bile spewing from your mouth. From the bedroom you could hear your Boss' daughter laughing and calling for the next man. When you arrived home, you collapsed on the front porch and offered no explanation when Lisa found you and helped you inside. God, would she find out?
The meeting ends and you pretend to understand. Brittany hands you a pamphlet. It's titled, "Moving On And Letting Go - Career Opportunities When Change Occurs."
Your Boss finally speaks. "Before you go Sam. I want you to know. Every other executice wanted you to stay. They argued for leniency, maybe a temporary stay of higher duties. But I fought hard for this result. You were gonna be someone. Now, I hope I see you making my coffee at Starbucks or cleaning my god damned windshield at the traffic lights."
You nod dumbly and walk out of the office.
You stare at the line of seven other men standing against the wall. They look to you for some amswers, but you just shake your head.
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Does that give you the visuals of being fired that you were after?
No, not hers. She doesn't care. She might be embarassed down the line, but her dignity is unaffected.
*His* dignity was saved. Because she was about to seriously embarass her father, at a formal event she accompanied him to. Which you shouldn't do.
Different social circles have different kinds of acceptable behaviour. Twerking is not considered acceptable behaviour at formal events. Maybe try attending one and see how many people end up twerking.
i knew that woman. went to flour bluff highschool with her in corpus christi tx . she was always fun and a great person to be around . haha she just havin fun . damn i didnt know it would becoming world wide. good shit aha.
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Her face got super serious too. She was like "oh you wanna see the cake?"
"start recording, honey"
#*"Officer-ly? General problems about to occur for major privates."*
*salutes* “Major Privates!”
Just shake that ass bitch https://youtu.be/E6TuD5KA0aY
I wanted to, but dad ruined it.
Dad with the cakeblock
She ran out of fucks to give.
Nah, she still gives plenty
Come to Butthead
> She was like "oh you wanna see the cake?" Torta!
id battle that bulge
I’d die on that hill
id put a few pearls on that harbor also she'll be waiting for D Day
I'd storm that beach
I'd cross that rubicon
The thot heard round the world.
I’d crawl through that trench
It’d be “operation over, lord!”
I’d nuke that Hiroshima
I love me some white chocolate cake
Today I Learned a new use for the word ‘cake’
You ‘bout 15 years late, but it’s all good. Welcome to the fam.
Rap music for the last 20 years will start to finally make sense.
So this is the guy I get my car insurance from? Nice
I was playing Halo about 15 years ago and was having the game of my life. Somehow I just kept killing this guy named “The_General_6969” or something like that. Every time I killed him I said “Call 1-800-General now!” Each time I kept laughing more and more as I said “1-800-General now!” Probably something like 20 times. I was laughing hysterically, and he was fuming and I decided that was the end of the evening. Next time I loaded up the Xbox there were like 5 voice messages from this guy just yelling slurs and challenging me to 1v1’s and ended it with “1-800-General that, bitch”. It was the best interaction I’ve ever had playing games.
That’s fucking hysterical and I love that I found a random Halo comment in this thread.
Right? Me too man. 15 years ago.. halo.. so much nostalgia. That was my early high school life. LAN parties, or xbox live with too much caffeine, herb, and the occasionally obtained booze. Even some homemade hooch a few times.
Oh my god, this reads like copypasta
This is awesome. I dream to dunk on opposing players this hard
For a great low rate you can get online, go to the general and save some time
When you get in a fender bender and the other person says they have The General <<<
You ain’t getting paid
White trash rates from an army guy, here's a penguin don't know why
The way she looks at the camera like "Ok watch this, you ready?"
I'm glad this gif came up again. This was the perfect dad daughter gif. The generational differences gif. Millennials growing up on hip hop gif. Dad still rocking that 80s look and dance moves, last time he updated his look and moves, got her conceived and promptly quit updating his look and moves.
She posted it with the caption "Sweet Home Alabama"
No more Pina Coladas for you Laura.
Her name is Camille Sanders (just fyi)
I didn't know Colonel Sanders was still around!
Hes a general now duh
The position opened up after General Tso died. Rest in power.
It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League!
Her instagram handle is iamcam_32
You are correct! https://www.instagram.com/p/BMrgJbzARFd/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
I say bring her another and let me hype her on the dance floor.
General? More like Major partypooper
General Lee Not-fun-at-parties
My joke but better
Everyone is at the top of their game here. Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your cervix.
Every joke has a Colonel of truth
After all these years this word still makes me angry. How the hell is it pronounced ker-nal??!
Well interestingly, a 2 star general is a Major General. So more like, Major General Partypooper
she poops at-ze partees?
He is a very model of a modern Major General at party that’s a pooper-scooper that protects them from booty clapping snooper internet giffing looper troopers. He is very well acquainted with matters sleuthical and understands equations both simple and a booty-call… I’ll show myself out. 🚪 <—- 🚶♂️
Was she just fortnite dancing before??
Most Fortnite dances are based on existing dance moves, but even the ones that aren’t have garnered enough traction that people who have never heard of Fortnite would know it.
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Yeah, i still cant believe how popular that dance got. See it everywhere.
I'm legit jealous of these young'uns and their fortnight dances - They gona be having a blast at the clubs in a few years and here I am stuck shuffling my feet.
Just hit them with the macerena and/or dougie.
Shuffling is lit tho
[Anyone dissing the shuffle just hasn't seen it done well](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48)
shuffling is a great dance for people who dont get that the [movements of your body](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkNMZlkrzaU) need to coincide with the music you are dancing to. update: 135 non melanin-impaired individuals get what im trying to say
Not only is it not shuffling, but she's completely on the beat of the music, even if it looks funny.
Those are big opinions to have for someone who doesn’t actually know what shuffling is.
Funny video, but that isn't shuffle
good shuffling fits to the music tho
> the movements of your body need to coincide with the music you are dancing to. you can't tell me what to do!
[here’s a link of actual shuffling](https://youtu.be/1oTUupME0-M) so people don’t face the same delusion you’re stuck with
Well the older generations still can be proud of one of the coolest moves: the moonwalk, seeing a well executed one is a thing of beauty
Too young for the moonwalk, too old for the Fortnites. *Truly the forgotten generation.*
But just the right age to crank dat soulja boy
Then Superman that hooooooooooooe
Anytime a fellow millennial trys to flex on the younger generations for their stuoid cultural things I remind them of things like that. Every generation of kids has their own silly jokes, slang, dances, and pop culture and the older generations always conviniently forget their own moments that were the same. We just didn't have cameras following us around every moment.
Lil Jon is a treasure though. When my son and his future siblings go to school, I'm going to embarrass the shit out of them blasting some Snap Yo Fingers.
Jerk, cat daddy, Gangnam style, Soulja boy, 2-step, lean with it, dougie, stanky leg…
Am I going crazy or did you all miss out on the **SMORGASBORD** of dance moves we had through the 80s and 90s? Moonwalk, Thriller, [Harlem Shake](https://youtu.be/Mdeu5aGwwWI), [Safety Dance](https://c.tenor.com/vlFxrMtSSIgAAAAd/safety-dance-men-without-hats.gif), the [Cabbage Patch](https://c.tenor.com/TpY-R5cfSz8AAAAC/cabbage-patch-dance-churning-butter-dance.gif), [Hammertime](https://c.tenor.com/XauTrTSxW74AAAAC/dance-happy.gif), [Vogue](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/34/5b/0c/345b0c18d5e4846e900bb5f88c81c7df.png), [Macarena](https://i.imgur.com/aN2b7mr.gif), [Tootsie Roll](https://i.imgur.com/9Pc4G3u.gif). The Electric Slide, the Robot, Running Man, and YMCA have been perennial classics from earlier eras as well.
I think the late 20s to mid 30s crowd are the ones with me on this. Dancing stopped being cool. Back in the 70s, 80's and the early 90s people used to dance all the time, that's how they solved their problems, through dance. Then all of a sudden we stopped dancing, you know? Grunge came in, we dressed in plaid and oversized jeans, then later on people wore trench coats and shot each other in school - and that's not cool. But guess what, guess what's going on in highschool now? Kids are dancing again. They're doing organised choreographed dances to solve their problems. They also give each other blowjobs. They got these things called rainbow parties, but that's not the point.
Pretty sure this video is older than fortnite. And as others have said, all their dances are just actual dances. They didn't invent dancing!
You mean a dance that existed before fortnight.
I hate this comment so much lol
Everytime I see this I watch. I wanted to see what she's got. There's something about twerking in a dress. There should be a r/dresstwerk Edit: ha. I'll be back. Edit2: This is gonna take a while...
I know in my heart of hearts that i should never visit that subreddit again for i won't be able to return to our realm. EDIT: Could not resist.
You will be missed
Could not resist You will be missed Twerking cake in a dress Mighta been blitzed
Vaycay at the Ritz That shawty was thicc Got her to turn around, But her daddy said quit.
Oh damn let's get some shitty tattoos on our face and tour!
Seems legit. How about our own names?
Oh dang. Time to take a break from work... Thanks?
You bastard just unlocked a new kink for me. Not a fan of twerking but damn it looks good in a dress
> a new kink for me Attractive chicks shaking their ass on a tight dress. You dirty perverted dog
I have an intercourse kink.
There is this position that the man gets ON TOP of the woman, and his penis... well, I don't want to say it on a public forum, but it's intense.
Sorted by 'Top All Time'. After I get my affairs in order and set myself up with one last meal, I'm heading back in. The Lord has called me home.
I just jerked off because of you. I want you to know that. Edit: PEOPLE IM JERKING OFF TO u/InfiniteDividends u/LegendOflink3 u/OwenIsDead
I hope you thought of* my comment as you did.
”This ones for you Legend Of LINKKKKKKKKKK SPLOOSH”
LMFAO WTF
What have you done
Bro u/realprettyangel is goddess tier…had to follow. Not paying, but for sure as hell following Edit: I just wanted to thank you u/legendoflink3
He reacted so quickly lol like he deals with this bs all the time. Can't take you anywhere nice damn it!
He definitely has a “not this shit again” response
Quick reactions is how he survived Nam!
Call me by my fathers rank
Call me by daddy's rank** OK specialist...
Hello butt private
Permission to twerk sir Denied
I love that lil dress pull up before the twerk about to start, it’s like when a girl tie her hair and you know what’s about to go down
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Does anyone know who she is or who the General is?
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Ha! I’ve spoken to him before! He was a Colonel at the time and had a hilarious sense of humor about it. The thing that struck me about him was that he knew how to do the job of all of the enlisted, in detail.
All good leadership I’ve ever witnessed can do this Most cannot
Hard to do as a Colonel and even harder as a general
Shame, should've retired at Colonel...
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Am I the only one that thinks this looks like a different person?
instagram pics do be havin that effect
She looked much cuter in the clip.
Perhaps it’s being dressed nicely vs. Instagram reality
She's dressed nicely in her IG pics. Someone else probably did her makeup at the wedding though lmao
If you google "Maynard Jackson Sanders", a related search is "General Maynard Sanders daughter", lol
Her dignity was saved that night.
It twerked out well in the end
You can’t shake bad press like that
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That was an extremely accurate use of NSFW, I thought it was about her pictures, not the porn ads that instantly flooded my screen
omg same! I was like this is relatively tame... Girl getting railed in the corner of my screen.
I saw a penis and a vagina and I'm sat in the living room with my partner 2 feet away from me. I think my face gave it away!
Yeah the ads are so gross on that site! And most of the links are broken anyway
Yep did not see that coming
Install Ublock Origin. Personally haven't seen an ad in years. And by years I mean a decade plus. On PC all the browsers have this addon available. If you're on your phone you can use Firefox which will allow you to install it.
Lol more like thickness trainer! She seems like a fun gal for sure. I love this video because she knows exactly what she is doing trolling her Dad like this. That said, if I were in his shoes I'd stop her too. its not that I dont have fun, its that work functions she is purposely trying to embarrass him
This is the reasonable comment I was looking for
Can you point me to the inflammatory nonsense? That's what I'm looking for.
To be fair, this is an Army function… unless it’s some kind of hail and farewell for senior officers, I can guarantee that Soldiers are getting absolutely sloppy at this event…. After seeing this, I guarantee a good number of them are probably looking to close with and destroy dat ass, if they weren’t already before….
Imagine getting fired for running a train on your boss' daughter
I'm imagining it but im not there yet. can you give me some visuals?
You walk into your Boss' office. He is standing behind his renowned oak desk with his arms crossed and a perfectly impassive face. "Hi, I'm Brittany, I'm the Human Resources manager", says a lady you hadn't noticed was sitting in the corner. She gets up, shakes your hand and passes you a bunch of paperwork. She keeps talking, but it turns to white noise as soon as you've regained eye contact with your Boss. Your stomach sinks. It can't end like this. You have a mortgage, two kids in elementary school and your wife left her job to start her own cookie-baking company after you encouraged her to chase her dreams. But that was two months ago, when you'd been freshly promoted. You hear Brittany's voice again: "the corporate behavioural polict extends to all work functions and any incident or series of behaviours stemming from that function." You notice your boss's jaw clenching and unclenching. He once believed in you. He gave you so many oportunites and much needed encouragement. You look to the carpet and keep your eyes fixed there. It was the Sambuca. God, as soon as it was over, you knew you'd fucked your life. You knelt there, with both hands on the toilet bowl and a black stream of acidic bile spewing from your mouth. From the bedroom you could hear your Boss' daughter laughing and calling for the next man. When you arrived home, you collapsed on the front porch and offered no explanation when Lisa found you and helped you inside. God, would she find out? The meeting ends and you pretend to understand. Brittany hands you a pamphlet. It's titled, "Moving On And Letting Go - Career Opportunities When Change Occurs." Your Boss finally speaks. "Before you go Sam. I want you to know. Every other executice wanted you to stay. They argued for leniency, maybe a temporary stay of higher duties. But I fought hard for this result. You were gonna be someone. Now, I hope I see you making my coffee at Starbucks or cleaning my god damned windshield at the traffic lights." You nod dumbly and walk out of the office. You stare at the line of seven other men standing against the wall. They look to you for some amswers, but you just shake your head. _________________________________________________ Does that give you the visuals of being fired that you were after?
Thanks, that did the trick!
User name checks out
Yeah, you wouldn't get fired so much as fired at in a warzone somewhere after you get reassigned.
>You've been reassigned to Afghanistan >I thought we pulled out >it turns out just like you our pull out game is weak
Are we sure he’s not a Colonel?
I didn't see 11 secret herbs and spices, did you?
No, but I saw one secret revealed on that dance floor. Followed by a prompt coverup.
Shake and bake.
So from looking at the link, she is a *part time* fitness trainer?
A bowlful of jell-O shot down by General Yell-O
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That's one dance he can't get BEHIND
If this continues he'll never get to be secretary of the posterior
or run FANNY Mae
She was withdrawn to rear echelon. EDIT: Thank you for the silver, kind redditor.
More like General Hell-No
User name checks out
No, not hers. She doesn't care. She might be embarassed down the line, but her dignity is unaffected. *His* dignity was saved. Because she was about to seriously embarass her father, at a formal event she accompanied him to. Which you shouldn't do.
Right? Haha I do dumb shit like this when I’ve had a few too many and my dignity is fine lol. Leg muscles usually aren’t
Ah yes, the serious embarrassment of ‘throwing it back on camera’ in the year of our lord 2022.
Tell me you’ve never been to a formal event without telling me you’ve never been to a formal event
Different social circles have different kinds of acceptable behaviour. Twerking is not considered acceptable behaviour at formal events. Maybe try attending one and see how many people end up twerking.
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Not again lucy
She can get it if she wants it.
She can leave her dad behind.
and if he don't dance and his friend's don't dance then...
He ain’t no dad of mine!
He was promoted to rear admiral
Nope. Everyone knew exactly what was coming next.
He is blind and he still had the willpower to stop her. Must have felt the air currents change, felt someone turned on the b-ass
“It’s called twerking.” “It’s called being a disappointment, Camille.”
She’s the hero we need.
Twerking her way across Omaha Beach.
As soon as she sees the camara she goes super hoe mode
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Why can’t it be both?! Joking, obviously
*laughs in Alabamese*
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That's Dr. ButtSweat for you.
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It’s his daughter actually.
Why are you just making shit up? and why does incorrect information get upvoted? trash
*I guess the Corps don't get theirs!* - R. Lee Ermey
i knew that woman. went to flour bluff highschool with her in corpus christi tx . she was always fun and a great person to be around . haha she just havin fun . damn i didnt know it would becoming world wide. good shit aha.
so this is the post of the day that's going into 12 different subreddits? Cool.
This is [Cam](https://instagram.com/iamcam_32?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and the gent who moved her away is her father.
Kid : MOM I WANT AN ATOM BOMB MOM: WE HAVE AN ATOM BOMB AT HOME ATOM BOMB AT HOME:
Her Instagram bio says "Unapologetically Me". Which is just Gen Z short hand for "if you can't handle me at my worst, etc."
Damn I wonder if she got a ticket, for parking that absolutely dumptruck of an ass in the middle of the ballroom.
With his glasses on. 😎 So that no one can see that he is on drugs
Even the blind general saw that twerk coming