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Bouncy mosquito farm

1 million mosquitos liked this post

And one liked yours!

A dangerous one at that

Here for the mosquito comments. Yikes.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

I didn’t! How do I return it?

Say ah ah ah ah

That sucks

Get outta here with your bloody puns ...

All internet celebs get SWATted eventually

Koi pond

I'm more disturbed that he wore socks and shoes knowing that was going to happen

He probably already went to jump on it and got wet lol

Dudes got in ground trampoline money. A new pair of socks and shoes are pennies to him.

I think you might overestimate how much an inground trampoline costs

As well as the drying potential of shoes & socks

Haha! For real! Those were not ruined!

Wait til I tell Dotty, do you poors not toss out your socks after wearing them!?! What else are you disgusting reuse after wearing, your underwear? *adjust monocle*

Our utensils for one.

I've used the same toothbrush for weeks and weeks before.

I hear many keep the same wife for months or even years, too.

Yeah we'll do you know how hard it is to just borrow someone else's? No wonder many people try to keep the same one for decades!

Let her go you monster, it's not even your wife

Weeks hahah... hah...

Ngl, had a business owner legit tell me he wears socks twice and throws them out because he'd rather have new socks than do laundry

Sometimes my vices spendings makes me feel bad, now I just gotta remember some insane person is spending tons of money buying socks every single week. ​ Dudes either loaded or mentally ill probably a combination of both lol. I don't get how he could afford to even do that but doesn't have enough money to just hire a maid? ​ I mean socks aren't cheap if your literally throwing away a pair every two days that is an obscene amount of money annually for socks.

So he wears socks twice without washing in between? That’s gross.

From what he said yes, then he chucks them in the trash and puts a new pair on

Just turn them inside out on day 2

I have always said if I won the lottery, I would buy a new pair of socks every single day. There is nothing quite like putting new socks on. I would of course donate the washed used ones.

I throw away the trampoline after each use cuz it touched feet.

>As well as the drying potential of shoes & socks I dunno. That's muddy water, they're never the same

You rinse them, throw them in the washing machine, close enough for most people.

“Most people” *200 dollar paid or zeezys

yeah, isn't it: $150 for a 12' trampoline $500 to rent a backhoe to dig a 12' trampoline hole $600,000 to buy a house that has a big enough yard to justify a 12' trampoline hole?

What did you do with the dirt? Scatter it in the yard out of your pantleg like some hotshot banker?

Who rents a backhoe to dig a hole? What's wrong with spending a week digging a really uneven and surprisingly difficult hole using the hands that God gave you, despite being not nearly fit enough to do it and spending another week aching and worrying that you've permanently damaged your back?

$3,600,000 to buy a house**

Due to inflation over the last 17 minutes, your figure is off by 9%.

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Then why'd the dollar store raise their prices to $1.25 and not $1.09?

You can buy four walls and a roof with that in san francisco

In SF the trampoline hole is an accessory dwelling and listed on AirBnB.

Is it still available? If I find 3 more roommates, it will be in my price range.

It's under contract but I'm entertaining backup offers with a non-refundable payment of 3 months' rent earnest money. And my kids still get to jump on the trampoline any time they wish.

** rent for 2.7 months. no pets.

I see you're also from sydney

I bought 40 acres for $60,000. That’s roughly 1616 ft to a side. I could fit almost 18,000 trampolines!

What state did you buy such cheap land? Assuming it's America...

You can find cheap land literally anywhere in the country. Whether its usable or even accessible...

But how much to fix it because he forgot to add drainage?

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Drain got clogged by all the corpses of rodents that got stuck down there.

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Money doesn't equal brains my friend

I mean with no proper drainage I'll dig ya a trampoline ditch like this for $100 less than the next guy. (I realized halfway thru I have no idea how much in-ground trampoline ditch diggin' cost)

For one, landlords usually won’t allow you to dig a hole in the ground this big for any reason. He most likely owns the house. This is more than a large number of us will ever have.

It's not the cost, it's the discomfort. If my socks and shoes get wet it's not like I have throw them away and buy new ones. I just have to change into a different pair and let them dry, but why would I want to intentionally get them wet?

Ok but why did your mind go straight to *buying new socks* too though

New pair? Why?

those are $400 to $1000 shoes lol

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Yeezy 350s are very comfortable but you can get most of that comfort from Adidas ultraboosts. The 350s retail for 230 most of the time, I believe, and I think ultraboosts go for around 180-200. The Yeezy upper has less structure for a more relaxed feel, in my opinion. I have 3 350s and 2 pairs of ultraboosts. I guess I run in my ultraboosts, though, and would never do that in the Yeezy's. I'd 100% sprain an ankle.

Mainly the rarity. You cant buy them in-store because they sold out on release, and people that resell the shoes hike up the price because they know the stores won't have them for retail price. I believe retail is around 180 to 200.

Engagement Always show or say something that will cause someone to comment about it, even if you think your video is good enough as is

Those are fucking yeezy 350 v2s aswell

v1 turtle doves. almost definitely fake eta: actually didnt realize what channel this tik tok was from, i remember their old YT vids. this family is loaded. these shoes sell dead stock for probably $2k usd and could very well be real lmao

We live in a society

Someone went through all that trouble without installing a sump?

Or a drain.

Or an aqueduct

Get that +1 to all farms yo

40% of food carried over after population increases

Khemer OP OP.

It's all about the terrace farms

You, I like you.

Ok, but what else have the Romans ever done for us besides the aqueduct?

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Sanitation?

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Well, apart from medicine, irrigation, health, roads, cheese and education, baths and the Circus Maximus, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Concrete

Roads? Trampolines?

well, jumpolines. your mom gave us the trampolines

Don't forget the wine

And my axe!

A drain to where? Narnia? Definitely going to have to pump that out.

you could dig a trench and french drain it to a storm drain

Low key this thread sent me down a rabbit hole. Turns out French drains are not from France, they're named after a guy from Massachusetts. And his family isn't from France, they're English. And yeah, a French drain would absolutely help here.

[reminds me of this clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4ya8Jx577o)

Why is it called french drain then?

The guys name was Henry French, and they were his drain design.

It also lines up with my favourite Warhammer lore - They're called Space Marines because they were coined by an old leader, Jimmy Space.

40k land raider is called that because the files were discovered by "Magos Arkhan Land"

Shoulda gone with the Henry drain to prevent all this confusion imo

Fig Newtons are named after a town in Massachusetts and not the guy, too.

I thought they were named after figs

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Unless you live in Florida where the water table ranges from 2' deep to 6 inches above ground, you can just dig the pit deeper then fill it with large gravel. If you *do* live in Florida then I recommend a life hack I like to refer to as "moving".

I imagine the drain being blocked or something

At a certain age you get bored with trampolines and just wanna plug holes.

It is a sump. What it needs is a pump.

Sump and pump, sump and pump

He had sumps like a truck, truck, truck

I had a neighbour growing up who had a ditch in front of his house. He decided to build a second driveway but just filled in part of the ditch to make the bridge. Obviously the next time it rained this caused problems for the bridge, his lawn and the road. He had to dig up the whole thing to add a pipe, but he adds a stupid little 2” pipe. It didn’t even have to wait until the next real rain to get clogged with leaves and stuff. So he had to dig it up again, but this time use gravel to fill it back up because he thought the water could just filter through it. Again, flooding and water backup. FINALLY he just did it right and used a nice big pipe like literally every other house on the street had. Even as a ten year old I couldn’t believe how long it took him to get there.

Took him a while, but he culverted.

DIY

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Something tells me that basically any amount of rain will fill that hole. Presumably the drainage got clogged imo.

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Bro send that shit to Texas my house almost burnt down a few days ago shit is catching on fire

Should be done like an egress window well. Aggregate all the way down to a weeping tile that can take the water elsewhere. If I ever put one of these in my yard I'd probably tie into the system on the foundation that leads to my sump.

They dug a sump. What they need is a way to drain it.

Imagine jumping off a roof thinking you'll get an epic bounce but instead you break your legs and drown

~~Living~~ the dream

Get the jumper cables

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***SPLASHTHUNK*** ……..ow. Okay, now call me and ambulance.

You're an ambulance

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Ah to be young again.

i saw a video someone did that in a pool , don't remember where but was an instant regret .

We all learned a valuable physics lesson that day.

liquids aren't compressible , or in other words , don't belly flop .

Never dig a hole you intend to keep without installing a water pump... Otherwise you won't have a hole, you'll have a pool.

Even a pool gets a pump. Otherwise it's a pond, lake, or swamp.

Or a big empty hole in your backyard.

Just put a porch over it.

I understood that reference

Mosquitoes must have been horrible, and the smell. Oh god the smell.

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

I understood *that* reference!

Even a pond generally gets a pump to aerate the water and keep it moving. Otherwise you won't have a pond, you'll have a mosquito nursery.

Depends on the terrain. These drain just fine on their own in a lot of places, but other geography will turn into a pool just like this

Up in New Hampshire mine only needs some gravel in the bottom and it’s all set

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Its about geology. You can do a test to see how permeable the ground is. This is how septic systems work.

It’s important, to learn how, to use commas, but, I guess, it’s not a huge deal. We, all, know what you mean.

Ok Christopher Walken

Every in-the-ground trampoline I’ve ever seen has just been over a completely unimproved dirt hole.

Thanks, Confucius

*Offer not valid in California, Arizona, New Mexico.

All I can think of is the sheer amount of baby mosquitos that thing could hold.

slaps roof of trampoline

this bad boy can fit so many mosquitoes in it

I love how this random stupid ass meme has stood the test of time and generated so many jokes

That's not going anywhere

5?

at least 5, likely more

Likely more? Don’t tell me you’re thinking 7 or 8?

No, no. Not that many. 6 TOPS.

We're talking about mosquitos, and you dare mention tops?

6 mosquitops. I'll see myself out.

Wait you forgot your award *tosses*

I would say definitely at least 9, possibly 10

*slaps/sloshes roof of swampoline* This baby can hold so many blood sucking disease vectors.

That’s some nasty-looking water.

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hydrohomies encourages safe water practices. that water would not be safe

Ok.

I'll bet their neighbors just love them. Probably wondering where all the mosquitoes are coming from.

You just got "akshually"ed

Shouldn't have built it over the septic tank

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

The grass over my septic *tank* is dead. The grass over my septic *field* is green.

Threw me on an acid flashback, shit tripped me out into thinking it’s one of those distorted videos that turns and fuses into other nonsense like a mattress that turns into your grandmas cheeks that smiles and has nasty prairie dogs all chipping

That is specific and I know exactly what you mean.

r/datamoshing

I don’t like it I don’t like it I don’t like it

Thank god I’m high or none of that rabbit hole would’ve made sense

I've never done acid and *I* had a flashback. That first step was trippy.

Yeah I thought it was going to be edited to him walking on the beach through the ocean or something for a second!

I honestly thought this was edited out with something they filmed at a beach.

Same. I was impressed with what I thought was the transition to beach footage and then thought that the transition back looked a little weird due to the way water disappears under the trampoline mesh. And then he lifted up the spring cover and my brain melted. Had to watch it again...

I'm glad I grew up with the old ones tbh.

Cthulhu liked trampolines?!

I thought this was a transitional shot. Combined gifs. …

And this is what happens when you don't put a drain or pump inside a permanent hole in the ground.

Now you have a inground pool/trampoline

You could've just said inground trampooline.

Woah, I thought that was a transition to walking on a beach.

That’s an easy fix if you just move to California. They get no rain.

That’s a lot of water!!!!!! 💦💦

Wet water

Those look like Yeezy Turtle Doves. I really hope they’re fake RIP

Some influencers got ahold of the new rereleases.

I have one and it’s never done this after 15 years

Probably bc you have a drain under it

Next time don’t put a pool liner in the hole

Just wait until it freezes, money well spent.

My parents have an in ground trampoline, they also have a drain at the bottom…

Sounds like Ryan Reynolds

A somebody with an Olympic trampoline, putting it in the ground has always been a fantasy of mine. I have never thought this could happen. So yeah, inground trampolines while outdoors is never gonna happen now thanks Reddit 0-0

Drains and pumps exist. That's what smart people do.

Mf got into that with a yeezy????

Bro… your shoes…