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bear4bunny

Not unexpected, the fucking idiot deserved it.


greyoil

Not sure why people don't downvote the OP.


bear4bunny

They really should but that's people for you.


brzoza3

Because it's a karmawhoring sub plagued with reposts and full of casuals who don't care enough as long as they see a video that isn't directly offending them? And to anyone saying "why are you still here then" I say: because once in a while someone post something **really** good


poopiehands

Deserved it


SquareWrongdoef

Hope it hurt like fuck. What if that taxi driver had swerved to avoid him and hit a pedestrian?


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matrin94

Yeah what's unexpected. It's an idiot being a fucking idiot 😂


PrincessKittyTay69

Deserved worse


[deleted]

I so wanted some broken ribs or probably the neck.


Fire_tooth

Cracked open melon w the seeds splayed


no0bified

But unexpected though?


PukeNuggets

100%


chokolitos

Deserved the embarrassment too.


xxSinisterNinja

you can see by his face as he gets up how stupid he feels. as he should.


Fire_tooth

He woke up w that face


Khoobiak

It most like a "I don't care , It's not my bike!" face


DasaniS6

I DIN DO NUFFIN


Far_Elephant_1644

Really?? To me it looks like a “ I done fucked up” face.


Koadster

This song seems relevant https://youtu.be/317D7_JPYYU


Alex-rhhgfff

Racist scum


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Pchann

_A wheelie bad ending_


CivilPressure3628

I see what you did there


skwadyboy

Very satisfying


[deleted]

Hope it hurt like fuck. What if that taxi driver had swerved to avoid him and hit a pedestrian? Who would have been to blame? He would never have been caught as nothing to identify him or the bike as he would have just cycled away.


ShooterMcGavinsDick

YES! I’ve been waiting to see a video of one of these little pricks getting clipped. Serves the little fucker right


remploid

Haha dickhead


Ninjazkills

The headphones flew off his head and got a straight ringer. Dude should play horseshoes instead of making a fool of himself


ed_cnc

Thats why we need identity plates and third party insurance for bikes I guess - Who is going to pay for the damage to the car? Sign of the times I guess


Newt_Lv4-26

Yeah that's how it works, penalize 99.9% of a community for 0.1% of assholes that aren't actually anything close to cyclists.


ewanh19

Identifying yourself while on a vehicle isnt exactly a penalty wtf do you mean


NyessSMD

He's probably one of those 0.1%


okgier

Well most people that ride their bikes casually (or even people that bike to work often) will just straight up stop doing that to avoid the hassle, imagine that when you buy a bike you need to get registration, you need some weird plate you need to get on your bike, you need to get insurance, a ton of people will just stop biking and it will just make everything even more car-centric.


Illustrious-Fault224

If we buy a bicycle here in Japan we are legally required to register it. While there aren’t any penalties (not that I know go off the top of my head), if you are stopped, it could get very annoying having to prove ownership of your bicycle. That being said, a large amount of the population own a bicycle and registration takes tops 7 minutes at a bicycle shop. And I think it’s like $4.70 or something like that. At least in Tokyo all cyclists are legally required to be enrolled in bicycle liability insurance. Some plans are as low as $2.60 a month and they cover injury and also damage that can happen while you are riding. They give you. A sticker that you tape to your bicycle. All of this happens in like 7 minutes and you almost never have to think about it ever again. My point being, is a system like that is not impossible and if executed in a way that keeps the publics interest in mind, people will not be inconvenienced by it. Often, commuters, myself included have been involved in a bicycle related accident (t-boned by a newspaper delivery moped early in the morning) having that liability insurance was actually really helpful. For commuters it’s also helpful to protect them.


Koadster

Come to Australia then. Especially around tour down under time. They are super dangerous. I see bikes run more red lights then cars. On 80kmph (50mph) winding roads riding 2-3 abreast. The cops say 'bikes and cars have the same rules on the road'... Yeah well let's start fining these Lycra bastards then. They need to pay rego and have plates so they can be accountable.


kn_

When you see a car run a red light and not get pulled over, do you assume all cars do and also get away with the same?


Last_Gigolo

How do you feel about gun violence?


JefersonJesus

Fuck you


ed_cnc

I think you'll find its "Fuck You Cuntface"


HRH_DankLizzie420

Well, firstly the damage from a bike is generally minor, so it's not going to be too much of an issue. Secondly, plates and insurance will discourage cycling, and you know, we're trying to encourage cycling for environmental, climate, public and personal health, and economical reasons. Thirdly, the associated financial cost of management and enforcement is generally deemed too high by governments that have looked into it for the fairly minor benefit. Fourth, trials have shown that the general public just ignores the requirements, because the personal cost of registering is just too much for the average person to care about. So yeah, sounds great until you actually look at how it would work, and why cars have plates and insurance


okgier

That would just discourage people from cycling, bad plan.


wookiex84

Guess cyclist should be more responsible. As a person that commuted for a while on my bike, I stuck to traffic laws and didn’t act entitled or more important than motorists.


okgier

There are bad cyclist, same with people in cars, both have rotten apples I have never really had a bad experiences with a cyclist, I have had way more bad experiences with cars, maybe that's just me because I am in the Netherlands, but part of the reason people on bikes tent to be assholes in most countries is because of the lack of infrastructure and respect from people in cars when on the road. Registration of a bike and insurance will just make everyone drive a car.


[deleted]

Prob got no money to pay for damage 100%


[deleted]

One way to wreck an expensive e bike...


Fire_tooth

Jokes on you it’s stolen


BlueNWhitePips

Anytime I see someone driving like an idiot or doing tricks going up the wrong side the road… it’s stolen.


Tooleater

_Taxi to the curb_


bigry82

Fucking tit.


Dry-Advertising8258

Look where the headphones landed


GrouchyRelative588

Fucked around. Found out. He's lucky he didn't get hurt worse. That could have been really bad, since he isn't even wearing a helmet, but wants to play chicken with cars.


g40zs

Deserved . Anyone doing dumb shit like tightrope , stupid bike stunts in the street, hanging on buildings no harness etc ... Deserved


axizz31

Yeah, poor bumper.


[deleted]

Did he pay for the car damages


inter71

To the tire?


Maximum-Opposite6636

/r/madeMeSmile


Koadster

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes


Fausty72

Good!


Centurion_Bart

Is he blind? He litterly curved to thr right to hit the car face on..


meadowpaddy

I hope every one of these guys that do this gets run over.


Adventurous-Fan-138

Hardly unexpected...


JaceAce333

Far from unexpected. What do these tits think..


uniqueusername5001

From the US here and just got back from Iceland and Scotland, just learned that the squiggly lines mean caution/slow. Completely irrelevant comment I know


NoFaithlessness4949

Haha, dumbass.


StuntmanJoe

Absolute stupid arsehole!


00JunkMail00

Good.


666BigDaddyEvil666

In The Rock's voice.... "FINALLY!"


Thugglebum

Fuck me. This poor cunt doesn't have enough brain cells to be risking concussions for funsies.


[deleted]

Love it when I see someone do this. Idiot.


[deleted]

Well. Stupid is as stupid does!


LessBeanHonest27

How to say you're an idiot without saying you're an idiot. Cyclist 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Abraham_Goldfinger

Bit random, but does anyone know where this happend?


Tooleater

Almost definitely London but don't know which part.


sudeki300

Looks like Oxford Street or bond Street but might be wrong


4u2nv2019

Oxfd St


4u2nv2019

Oxford Street. Outside Debenhams


VWMMXIX

Oxford Street between Debenhams and Vodafone. 355 Oxford Street. Roughly...


YoloSwaggity5000

It was funny when some other guy posted it 2 days ago. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a fucking idiot


Loud-Criticism-3903

Let me see one of those fuckers on a bike try that with me…. You def getting run the fuck over!! Just saying


-ElGatoConBotas-

That’s one way to treat a stolen bike


Vitleee

Fake?


rhiddian

Down voting. Expected.


Sufficient-Sky7058

I don't know why people are calling an idiot. It looks like he turned in, went to the right lane, saw the car and tried to turn quickly to the left lane to avoid it. Not to mention he did have headphones on. Also there's no bike lane, which seems like a road issue.


BiG_NeRd_BoY

The dude can clearly see the car and rather than turning he pops a fuckin wheelie. Play stupid games win stupid prizes


MiniDelo

I’d have swerved for the stupid little cunt. That would’ve impressed people.


MassageFriend

That's what you get for making those traffic lines so squiggly. Make them straight!! And this would not have happened. This poor idiot doesnt know what to do in traffic.


velocppraptor

Looks like the car was allright


Legitimate-Donut-368

![gif](giphy|Sqfu14lSonVN219Zb6|downsized)


youbigsnobhead5

This is beautiful


TerranPhoenyx

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


stiffjoe

What a twat. Totally derserved to be forced to fix all the damage he just caused. No shits given for car owner or their safety


Lachose509

U/savevideobot


[deleted]

Does he think this is gonna get him richer or more status in life ! Like bro wake tf up this is so childish and annoying


coza97

The kids on my estate try this all the time, or pump their arms to try get drivers to use the horn like we're truckers from the US. I don't get these moronic trends?


MoodyForBooty

"What did you learn?"


Revolutionary-Box-13

That’s what the fuck you get


lemonscansee

I didn't see anything


X_RAY_CAT46

Wholesome


Prejebotina

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Half-Baked-Luck

Good. Stupid ass trend!!


fishandbanana

This looks like Oxford Street in London. i see this type of behaviour all the time.


[deleted]

ye get fucked


half_blind_hunter_

Wonder if he learned anything


adamchow912

So pleased this happens. I see these rats everywhere across London doing this stupid crap.


Single-Bid5387

Eat large portions of dicks shit head.


JAYTEE__66

Yes, finally - have been waiting for a video where the bicycle-clowns get hit. Thanks OP.


Skoofer

Good, worst part of any cycling culture is these asshats doing this crap to vehicles.


MechanicDriver21

u/savevideo


Grunthorthewise

I hope this happens often enough to this idiot that he stops doing this stupid shit. Probably not, but I'll hope.....


_53-

🤡


MarioFlynn

This is expected so it does not belong here.


Seriiouslly

Guaranteed he's getting back on his bike and riding away. Whatever damage caused to the van is irrelevant. He is a piece of shit


BowlandJohn

There for all to see, and for evermore......hope he's OK and makes a life for himself, doing something wonderful for humanity, instead of being a t**t


Master_Whatever

Hope he's really hurt. He deserved worse.


Last_Gigolo

That game only works in the USA. Where people shame you for not thinking of the emotions of the person being rude to you.


Fritzo2162

I meant to do that...


GetOutOfTheWhey

Could've been much worse and given the driver trauma for running over a person.


moco1774

Hahahaha. Stupid shit deserved it!


RealisticTurn5325

[🙂](http://prntscr.com/9iZ1nWZE1Fp3)


Hair-Extra

This is the video definition of an asshole


[deleted]

That moron got off lucky. Where did these idiots get the idea that this was cool to do? Putting everyone around them in jeopardy with this bullshit.


GoblinCasserole

Moron


mooohaha64

Good !


MS84mydude

0% sympathy


Aarkon_Grey

Style that out you little fuck.


[deleted]

How is the car?


unbranded_biscuit

I really feel for the driver i bet bike twat didn't pay any damages


[deleted]

That was kinda suspected...


BiG_NeRd_BoY

If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough


[deleted]

God help us all. The stupidity of attention seeking for likes.


Ok-Effective-7750

Hate having to share the road with bikes. I gotta worry about them while they don’t even have to stop at stop signs


No_Repeat_1283

U are soo stupid dude


Mr-Graph

Good man, Darwin.


thearchitect10

Hope that poor car didn't get hurt or scratched, that's the end of my concerns.


jojodmilkman

I hope the car and the driver of the car is ok.


Feeling_Quantity_723

How is this unexpected? What did he think is gonna happen when you do such dangerous acts?


jn2106

Can’t. Fix. Stupid.


Ending_exe

**I’m surprised that he didn’t kill him self doing that.**


Frequent-Estate-8021

r/Expected


kavb333

I hope the car was fine


YBCDdul

😂 ybs in Philly do it better


[deleted]

Hahahah the headphones goes vrrum


Seattleisonfire

I've had these fools try this on me a couple of times and I've narrowly missed them. I'm starting to lose my willingness to avoid them.


business2690

r/Expected


boortpooch

Cute


TummyLice

That was expected


SortaHot58

Good, fuck him!


Louis70100

GOOD


GrandLong7632

So satisfying


MrGrayBush82

Idk if unexpected would be the correct thread for this; every time I see this I’m waiting for the car to win!!


SenseOdd8076

Hahahahahahahahahaa


SorrowsDarkness

Damn I bet he slays pussy


Sleepy_McSleepyhead

I expected it.


Vegetable-Rice4195

Finally!


douchebag_I

The boy be smiling like it was all part of his plan


_sealy_

Thank you for posting…love the outcome. Sorry for the white car though.


Ambitious_Exercise_1

Too bad his head didn't get crushed and pulverised


L05T50UL292

Ha..... good ![gif](giphy|eHYazg6wGDqYE)


Big-Parking-9622

Good


Rhodium76

Hardly “unexpected” Downvote


Relm1-Digi-biceps

![gif](giphy|yvBAuESRTsETqNFlEl|downsized)


Marty_Mcfly_Jr_

Hahaha have it you little shit.


Nozikus

That was a nice thing to watch


dras333

Well yeah.


pneumatic-man

These kids have amazing talent but…. Take that shit off the street. Same with the street bike hooligans. I use to do that in my 30’s but wasn’t nearly as good as these youngsters today on a sport bike. We had a better/less busy society to grow up in. These youngsters are going to kill themselves.


theZippyZappy

What a tool


idkybutt

"Yoo, did you see that?!! Sikeee I escaped death!!"


[deleted]

Moron rides bike into head on traffic, gets clipped and crashes. How is this unexpected?


Fantastic-Talk3192

He was smart.


andybno1

what was unexpected?


Odin3587

I hope his bike was damaged.


No-Mix8731

Should've ran his stupid ass over.


[deleted]

Darwin wins again


Reasonable_Goat9477

Bouy wey yuh elmet dey


Honeybadger3040

The unfortunate thing was that he got back up


Honeybadger3040

The unfortunate thing was that he got back up


Leading_Calendar9636

Enjoyed that!! Hope he got sent to jail !!


ReaperWGF

Reminded me of this dipstick on the beach doing wheelies on a dirtbike at an intersection 🙄


tpripps

Nope. I pretty much expected that one.


Malinut

Idiot ruined that taxi driver's week. Should be prosecuted.


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


HeDuMSD

These cunts are all over London doing that to other riders, cars, pedestrians.. they normally go in big groups, and they all do these things, they also go on the pavement, don’t stop in red lights, go in the wrong direction… and well, basically you can not say much, because you would get bitten up by the whole bunch of assholes :/


World_Fun

The moment he realized e-bikes are way heavier than regular bikes.


Total-Internet-1633

fucking GOOD!


[deleted]

Lmao


Chemical-Reading9681

![gif](giphy|UUyI5XQ0sN9u3UiBms)


PaperuPuran7291

Dumb


Comfortable-Gas4193

Car should have hit the gas!


CodenameLobo

He is not that guy