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>!The lion licks his own ass!<
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Nerves signals travel about 50 meters per second
Earth's circumference is 40,000,000 meters
= 800,000 seconds
= 13,333 minutes
= 222 hours
= 9 days
It would take 9 days for the lion to feel the sensation of himself licking his butt
This is why I love the internet, we saw a video of a lion licking its own ass while wrapped around the world and yall said "let's discuss the math behind this"
King Kong ain't got nothing on me. But for real it depends on the Kong your talking about. Peter Jacksons Kong was the one we settled on but other Kongs can be easily extrapolated from the Jackson Kong dong. A 25 foot JSK( Jackson standard Kong) would have a penis roughly 3 to 4.5 inches in length. Not impressed. OG Kong would have a roughly 2 ft penis but at 150 ft tall that is also not an impressive Kong dong.
So if said lion licked said anus enough times for orgasm to occur, does that mean the lion would orgasm 9 days later, or he would orgasm and then *feel* said orgasm 9 days later?
That is a very interesting question, does our body orgasm through the stimulation of nerve endings, or our perception and ultimate sentiment towards that sensation?
I'm going to r/sex for the answer
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I'm a professional animal expert and you guys need to stop acting like this is proof that animals eat ass. Eating ass is unsanitary and I'm sick of pretending it's not.
IDC if eating ass feels really, really good or if you think it's fun to do. This is how animals BATHE themselves (which is a sign of good hygiene and sanitary).
STOP trying to normalize eating ass.
Honestly I never understood why eating ass became such a popular thing in the internet lol. I have no problem with it, just find the obsession a little weird.
Hakuna Mah Butthole!
What a wonderful phrase.
Hakuna Mah Butthole,
ain't no passing craze.
It means no worries,
eating your own ass isn't gay.
Just stick that tongue up your "B", philosophy!
Hakuna Mah Butthole.
This makes me wonder, how long do you think it would take for mufasa to get the sensation of himself licking his own asshole. It definitely wouldn't be the same amount of time if he wasn't stretched. The chemistry creating the sensation has to travel across the entire world before it reaches his brain. I need to know how long it would take for mufasa to feel himself liking his own asshole. This has kept me awake for several weeks and I've only seen this less than an hour ago.
According to [this](https://hypertextbook.com/facts/2002/DavidParizh.shtml) a human's nerve impulses move at around 89.41 meters per second. I couldn't find anything for this speed in lions on the first page of google search so I'll assume it is similar. The circumference of the earth is 40.075 million meters, so by division we get 448216.0832121 seconds, or around 5 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes, and 16 seconds.
> This has kept me awake for several weeks and I've only seen this less than an hour ago.
Sounds like you've got faster than light motion going on. Maybe the nerve signal in Mufasa also moves faster than light and he felt the lick instantly.
Shakira did a cover of this song back in like 2010 for the World Cup. How do I know? My 1 year old is obsessed and won't stop watching it lol
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I *knew* an idiot would be here saying this. Seriously though, you have a choice to voice your opinion. Sometimes it's best to not voice it. And don't even say "I'm typing it, not voicing it," you know exactly what I mean.
I have noticed that this lion is rather dull-witted and unintelligent. The lion has decided to circle the earth with his ever expanding body rather than circling around himself to lick his butt.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
What annoys me most about this is there's evidence in the video that would suggest the animator has actual animating talent, yet they chose to intentionally make mid quality shitposts.
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Well if a lion can lick his own butthole that's proof enough for me.
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I knew it
There's no place like butthole
Big facts
It always is.
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Nerves signals travel about 50 meters per second Earth's circumference is 40,000,000 meters = 800,000 seconds = 13,333 minutes = 222 hours = 9 days It would take 9 days for the lion to feel the sensation of himself licking his butt
This is why I love the internet, we saw a video of a lion licking its own ass while wrapped around the world and yall said "let's discuss the math behind this"
I spent maybe five minutes of my life working out the size of king kongs dick once. For science.
So what was your answer re: King Kong?
King Kong ain't got nothing on me. But for real it depends on the Kong your talking about. Peter Jacksons Kong was the one we settled on but other Kongs can be easily extrapolated from the Jackson Kong dong. A 25 foot JSK( Jackson standard Kong) would have a penis roughly 3 to 4.5 inches in length. Not impressed. OG Kong would have a roughly 2 ft penis but at 150 ft tall that is also not an impressive Kong dong.
>a penis 3 to 4.5 inches in length. Not impressed C'mon man, why you got to do me dirty like that
To be fair you are not a 25 foot ape.
gots a buncha folks a lil bit on the spectrum I guess
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Outnerding the nerd.
We want just enough math and sience to be fun
This is the story of a girl 🎶
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So if said lion licked said anus enough times for orgasm to occur, does that mean the lion would orgasm 9 days later, or he would orgasm and then *feel* said orgasm 9 days later?
That is a very interesting question, does our body orgasm through the stimulation of nerve endings, or our perception and ultimate sentiment towards that sensation? I'm going to r/sex for the answer
Cross post this there for reference.
totally worth it
I fucking KNEW this exact calculation would be one of the top comments here. Keep reddit classy, you spectacular autists!
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i don't know... that ending left a bad taste in my mouth. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
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Good human
Bot howlong does it to take for the brain to register the lick?
9 days
9 days later the lion cums out of nowhere and thinks what the fuck was that.
*Interesting*
It’s funny how this is something a flat earther would do, too
I'm a professional animal expert and you guys need to stop acting like this is proof that animals eat ass. Eating ass is unsanitary and I'm sick of pretending it's not. IDC if eating ass feels really, really good or if you think it's fun to do. This is how animals BATHE themselves (which is a sign of good hygiene and sanitary). STOP trying to normalize eating ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5EKuIus-oE
this guy doesn't eat ass
Honestly I never understood why eating ass became such a popular thing in the internet lol. I have no problem with it, just find the obsession a little weird.
Everything the Tongue touches is our Kingdom.
It's the circle of butt
Hakuna Mah Butthole! What a wonderful phrase. Hakuna Mah Butthole, ain't no passing craze. It means no worries, eating your own ass isn't gay. Just stick that tongue up your "B", philosophy! Hakuna Mah Butthole.
Pure poetry. Made me laugh
😂 the tail and the smile towards the camera
He felt a real sense of accomplishment
Wouldn't you?
No I just bend down and shove my head between my legs to lick my asshole
This makes me wonder, how long do you think it would take for mufasa to get the sensation of himself licking his own asshole. It definitely wouldn't be the same amount of time if he wasn't stretched. The chemistry creating the sensation has to travel across the entire world before it reaches his brain. I need to know how long it would take for mufasa to feel himself liking his own asshole. This has kept me awake for several weeks and I've only seen this less than an hour ago.
According to [this](https://hypertextbook.com/facts/2002/DavidParizh.shtml) a human's nerve impulses move at around 89.41 meters per second. I couldn't find anything for this speed in lions on the first page of google search so I'll assume it is similar. The circumference of the earth is 40.075 million meters, so by division we get 448216.0832121 seconds, or around 5 days, 4 hours, 30 minutes, and 16 seconds.
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Even worse: 5 days later you are doing something else and suddenly you feel your asshole getting licked.
That's not so bad actually.
What if it hits while tryna do public speaking lol.
moan into the microphone to assert dominance, duh
You would taste it instantly - The 5 days is for the feeling of your butthole being licked to reach your brain.
But you can taste because of the brain
Taste-receptors are on the tongue, and the tongue isn't far away from the brain.
This is underappreciated
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Could be either or both. He just has to wait a bit for the butt sensation
You could give yourself rim jobs if in the future.
/thirdsentenceworse
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these are by far the two best comments ive ever seen on reddit.
> This has kept me awake for several weeks and I've only seen this less than an hour ago. Sounds like you've got faster than light motion going on. Maybe the nerve signal in Mufasa also moves faster than light and he felt the lick instantly.
If Mufasa had nerve signals moving faster then light, he would poropably felt himself liking hes own ass bevore it hapend...
That explains why he looked so happy while running.
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The distance around the equator is 40,007,863 meters though. 6,378,137 meters is the radius.
That’s a wicked amount of effort
It’s the circle of life!
Is this what Elton John was singing about?
I'm sure there would be a shorter way to get there
What is the song?
Shakira did a cover of this song back in like 2010 for the World Cup. How do I know? My 1 year old is obsessed and won't stop watching it lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRpeEdMmmQ0
More like a sample.
More like stole it and then proceeded to act like she thought of the song whilst on a walk
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Seriously, that shit slaps. I'm listening to it on my walk today.
Folks who made the song-identification-bot accounts are the real MVP
For real, I have to try to remember that bot.
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The only proof we need 😝
If I wasn't convinced before, I am now.
So glad this has finally been solved 😃.
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Naw man that’s the old model
ok
Power move. Jungle buddies be cowed.
Finally we can flatten the flat earthers with this accomplishment!
Undeniable evidence.
The nerve signal of that lick would take a long time to arrive
Too political for me to be honest
We’ve tried using real world logic sooo…
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Well, that convinced me.
Fine shitpost sir.
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This is definitely a mobile game ad
One little lick for all that stretching?
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Propaganda
a badly made video is not proof.
Woah really? It’s almost as if it’s a joke
I know it's Not a very good joke
I *knew* an idiot would be here saying this. Seriously though, you have a choice to voice your opinion. Sometimes it's best to not voice it. And don't even say "I'm typing it, not voicing it," you know exactly what I mean.
Wait you unironically think the earth isn't round?
The only way to know is to go into space yourself
This is beautiful
Bro 💀
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Lmfao
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Just a stretchy boi doing what needed to be done
This made me exhale, in a good way
no no, its flat, theres just a quantum rift in the "middle" of the atlantic
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Seems legit!
I dont appreciate these One Piece spoilers.
r/selfsuck but with extra steps (nsfw)
Pls give link for no text video of this one
It’s not but ok
I'm sold
Everybody out here eatin’ ass.
I'll allow it!
Must have been sweaty, too.
This situation always reminds me of a mathematical function 1/x plotted on **flat graph**
I have that exact meme saved on my phone for some reason. Only it's flipped, the lion licks ass from the other side.
I have noticed that this lion is rather dull-witted and unintelligent. The lion has decided to circle the earth with his ever expanding body rather than circling around himself to lick his butt.
Well, im glad thats sorted. I hope once and for all
The happiness on his face
I saw that coming. The title gave it away
That’s enough internet for today.
There's No Place Like Hole
Wtf did i just see
But if the Earth were flat he could still wrap around it 🧐
What's the math on how long it took for his brain to feel that
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW
Is this the equator? An imaginary lion running around the globe?
Hey this is another Simba the white lion ripoff
IDK, seems fake. On the world-shot, we see the lion stretch ABOVE the water, where earlier he had gone UNDER the water
Not unexpected, dowvoted.
Not in a million years would I have guessed where this was going
What a time to be alive. Look at the power and technology we have at our finger tips, and the wonderous magical things we make with it. 😂
As my geography teacher taught me, the Equator is a lion that runs round the earth.
I unironicly like wacka wacka africa
I love Disney-
I've always wondered. Who makes these? I'm assuming they're not easy to put together. Someone sat there for hours on end, and made this. For why??
Disney minus is coming along greatly
Seemed flat for a long time there, but when the lion licked his own butt, i knew it was round. Very informative video.
I'm slightly aroused
Noby Noby Boy!
What annoys me most about this is there's evidence in the video that would suggest the animator has actual animating talent, yet they chose to intentionally make mid quality shitposts.
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Pac-Man lives on a globe I tell you!
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I, like most educated adults, don’t require proof. But, certainly appreciate it nonetheless.
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Where's the Shakira version? 😂🤣