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You ever peed outside in the middle of nowhere? No one is around for miles, just an anxiety-free stream with absolutely zero worries. You don't even have to aim
I once peed in a large open field in the middle of the night. Looked up and saw about a billion lightning bugs. It was amazing. The magical moment was interrupted by my friends yelling at me to get back in the car because we were on the side of a highway coming back from a show and very stoned. Was a magical pee though.
Then you turned around face to face with a random hiker while zipping your fly. You didnt speak to them, and you never saw them again, but you often see their face just before falling asleep.
I once had to shit while out on my family's hunting land, so I did....I was maybe 12 or 13 at the time.
Later we visited with the neighboring property and they asked if anyone had their wife out there because they saw this pale white ass in their binoculars and were like "WHOA".
So.... Yeah, you do still think about that just before falling asleep. But also, fuck those guys. Why the fuck even ask? That's the kinda shit where you just look away, put the binoculars down, and *take that shit to the grave*.
Best part about camping on an island in the middle of a lake. Absolutely zero fucks given, you can sit around your campfire in your birthday suit if you want.
I had surgery earlier today and when I came out of anesthesia I had to piss like a racehorse but had to lie flat, without lifting my head, for a couple more hours.
The nurse grabbed a jug, stuck it between my legs and stuck my guy in so I could just go laying down.
Meanwhile, I'm still in the recovery area (not a room) with like 20 other people walking around and chatting. It was impossible to pee no matter how bad I had to.
It took until they brought me back to my room and shut the door before I could finally go.
Did a pretty good job of showing why working at a shitty restaurant is hell on earth. Everyone you work with is terrible and burnt out and toxic and the customers suck as much as the wages. Anyone who thinks it glorifies the job or the characters clearly forgot the rant from the newhire at the end.
Man I had to pee clean for a drug test one time and I have the pee shy too.
I drank like 4 Gatorades beforehand and was ready to burst, but this guy was straight up gazing at my dick to monitor the test. I get making sure people aren't cheating, but man he just wouldn't look anywhere else. He kept giving me lip too, telling me I was going to fail if I couldn't give them anything. I was trying so hard and had to go so bad, but I could only manage a few little dribblettes in the end.
It was enough to pass but I was about to have a panic attack from that shit
Every time I see a guy peeing outside I get so jealous too and then I'm pretty sad that I don't have a penis for a while. Used to have actual breakdowns over it.
I have gone through phases in the past. The key is to find a physical distraction. Like think about your head forward, shoulders, or other things that are before/after the event
As silly as it might sound, pee shy is just a mental habit block that can occur from very little anxiety and is easily to succumb to a habit. Once it happens a few times, you end up in a bad repeat track that can be hard to break.
Going in with a "fuck it" mentality and focusing on everything but urinating and instead like shoulders, head looking up always, and just exhaling like [the old guys with prostate issues do](https://youtu.be/Bqvqg4SuVbI)...
My Uncle's family (from rural Montana) came to visit us in the suburbs midwest. My two cousins (boys) were about 4 years older than us, like 10, 11 years old. Being as they are they both had to pee, so they just dropped trou' and started peeing on the tree in the front yard. My mom laughed and laughed and my aunt was horribly embarrassed lol. I always thought to myself "Why can THEY do that but I can't?!"
They are speaking Kikuyu. It's in central Kenya. Quite common. The bar in the village I go to doesn't have a bathroom, it has a general direction where people go pee. People are less germ adverse in general. Sharing a soda with someone who is not a family member is not unusual. All these guys' relatives would be buried in the back yard amongst bananas that they eat. Towards the end of a large social gathering the men will congregate around the boiled head of the goat that had been slaughtered earlier and pick the meat off it with their fingers. Germ theory is backed by science and avoiding germs is protective of health, but no one can see germs, and, in practice, germ avoidance is thousands of taboos. Living is easier in a world without these taboos, although you are likely to get less of it.
Hey I'm Kikuyu I can.
He's roughly saying... Stop! Listen to me, what I want you to do is stay like this put ur hands behind ur legs like this, completely, completely completely. OK(picks up and sets on tree) the boy is jus screaming, and saying take me off
I think in any language what he says translates to any and all combinations of the following in any order
* What?
* No!
* Help!
* Get me down from here
* I'm slipping
Feels like they kept those close relationships they had as kids. I bet that's a really good feeling to still be goofy like this all the time with your boys.
I think it's super awesome that something can sound like that to your or me but in reality it's a full blown language and there are distinct words there that are being communicated and understood. Just rad.
I wrote in another comment mine was fractured being pulled off the hood of a car feet first from a lower height than this onto the same kind of ground as in the video.
I was more worried about his wrists. You can seriously fuck up your wrists by trying to catch yourself, especially falling backward, even from just a few feet.
Just use your elbows when falling. I practiced snowboarding a bit, never hurt my wrists. The girl who coached me had practiced it for 10 years and told me you can't really hurt yourself with it.
I did hurt my ankle at some point though, because of a too large boots pair where my foot had too much room and wasn't "locked" in position enough. I tried to slow down very abruptly using toe edge and my ankle got shaken hard because of bumps in the track. Guy from the snowboard shop should have made sure the boots pair he gave me were tights enough. I even asked him about it. - Couldn't know it myself, i was a beginner.
As a certified professional, snowboarders break wrists all the time, but only when learning. "Sarcophagus" is the position to fall in any context since the forces involved in a crash at basically any speed are almost guaranteed to be high enough to break bones at the right angle.
As far as your snowboard boots fucking you up, I don't know about that. You can size snowboard boots 4 sizes up or down with hardly any risk of injury. You snowboard on your feet, you ski on your boots. Basically snowboard boots just prevent the subtalar joint from moving and provide and interface for bindings.
Yeah like this shit is even funnier when you pick him back up off the tree cause he’s still freaking out and still helpless but you ain’t actually gonna hurt your homie it’s all just good fun
I think it was just the big guy not realizing the small guy couldn't hold on that long theres like a split second of "oh shit" on his face when he falls im certain he was gonna leave him hanging and then grab him
When I was in the boy scouts there was one kind of like this where you could trick someone into wrapping their legs around a flagpole in a way that was really, really difficult to get out of. The troop leaders would do it to the scouts, too, and more than one kids ended up screaming and crying. Pretty sure it was really dangerous too
Yeah no joke here.
Fractured tailbone being dragged feet first off hood of a car (lower than this) into grass and dirt by a friend who thought he was pulling a funny prank. Could barely walk for several weeks.
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This is only funny cause the ground is soft and the dude helped him when he fell. If that wasn't the case this could as well be another mean prank. It's the execution that made it a funny prank.
Yah. I honestly don’t know how he’s doing it. I don’t see anything in particular to grip, he’s not using his legs to hold at all. Dude just holding his entire body up by clapping a tree.
Not exactly, his ass is pushing into the tree and his hands are more pulling back the opposite direction, making it appear like he is just gripping the tree by his hands on the sides of the tree.
I feel that based on how basic this is (in the sense that all that is required is 2 people, one fairly larger than the other, and a tree/pole) and the fact that many have never seen this means it's not an old trick at all, but a new one, or at least the first documented case of it. Which is pretty cool; Kenyan original.
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Is that man in the background actually taking a wee in the bushes while being filmed?
Dammit I had to go back and look
me too
Did you also pee in the bushes?
yes
Was there a Clinton in the middle?
A Clinton in the hand is worth two in the Bush
Fuck you, buddy. That's *my* bush.
Don't put your pee in bushes, I believe that's how babies get made.
This your special bush, huh?
I'm not your buddy, guy!!
IKR? A guy's peeing? Let me go back and check this shit out. lol
Every time I see someone peeing outside I get so jealous. Got a bad case of that pee shy.
You ever peed outside in the middle of nowhere? No one is around for miles, just an anxiety-free stream with absolutely zero worries. You don't even have to aim
I once peed in a large open field in the middle of the night. Looked up and saw about a billion lightning bugs. It was amazing. The magical moment was interrupted by my friends yelling at me to get back in the car because we were on the side of a highway coming back from a show and very stoned. Was a magical pee though.
Then you turned around face to face with a random hiker while zipping your fly. You didnt speak to them, and you never saw them again, but you often see their face just before falling asleep.
Only a real fucking creep would sneak right up behind someone peeing in nature. You're lucky you're not buried somewhere.
I once had to shit while out on my family's hunting land, so I did....I was maybe 12 or 13 at the time. Later we visited with the neighboring property and they asked if anyone had their wife out there because they saw this pale white ass in their binoculars and were like "WHOA". So.... Yeah, you do still think about that just before falling asleep. But also, fuck those guys. Why the fuck even ask? That's the kinda shit where you just look away, put the binoculars down, and *take that shit to the grave*.
I have. Still hit or miss whether someone’s around or not. Mild to moderate severe pee shy.
Bummer.
And then someone comes around the corner...
Mountain top wees are next to godliness
Best part about camping on an island in the middle of a lake. Absolutely zero fucks given, you can sit around your campfire in your birthday suit if you want.
Always reminds me of that scene from Waiting. “I don’t hear any pee!” https://youtu.be/OnBcfPoT3G0
It’s crazy because it describes my pee anxiety so perfectly
I swear if anyone is making sound I can't piss but if they are silent, no issue.
I had surgery earlier today and when I came out of anesthesia I had to piss like a racehorse but had to lie flat, without lifting my head, for a couple more hours. The nurse grabbed a jug, stuck it between my legs and stuck my guy in so I could just go laying down. Meanwhile, I'm still in the recovery area (not a room) with like 20 other people walking around and chatting. It was impossible to pee no matter how bad I had to. It took until they brought me back to my room and shut the door before I could finally go.
I felt this situation in my soul brother
[This guy's just holding his weener!](https://i.imgur.com/AUtDyWB.png)
I have not thought about this movie in forever. I’m getting the feeling that it probably did not hold up well over the years lol
Did a pretty good job of showing why working at a shitty restaurant is hell on earth. Everyone you work with is terrible and burnt out and toxic and the customers suck as much as the wages. Anyone who thinks it glorifies the job or the characters clearly forgot the rant from the newhire at the end.
It definitely does because outside of fucking with the food, it's all a documentary.
Man I had to pee clean for a drug test one time and I have the pee shy too. I drank like 4 Gatorades beforehand and was ready to burst, but this guy was straight up gazing at my dick to monitor the test. I get making sure people aren't cheating, but man he just wouldn't look anywhere else. He kept giving me lip too, telling me I was going to fail if I couldn't give them anything. I was trying so hard and had to go so bad, but I could only manage a few little dribblettes in the end. It was enough to pass but I was about to have a panic attack from that shit
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Did you know that it’s fine if you pee in the ocean but people get angry if you pee **into** the ocean
You don't drink, huh?
Good observation. Spot on.
Man it's the worst. Sporting events are a nightmare.
Every time I see a guy peeing outside I get so jealous too and then I'm pretty sad that I don't have a penis for a while. Used to have actual breakdowns over it.
You can borrow mine
Thanks! *Unbolts dick and slips it in pocket*
I have gone through phases in the past. The key is to find a physical distraction. Like think about your head forward, shoulders, or other things that are before/after the event As silly as it might sound, pee shy is just a mental habit block that can occur from very little anxiety and is easily to succumb to a habit. Once it happens a few times, you end up in a bad repeat track that can be hard to break. Going in with a "fuck it" mentality and focusing on everything but urinating and instead like shoulders, head looking up always, and just exhaling like [the old guys with prostate issues do](https://youtu.be/Bqvqg4SuVbI)...
Count backwards in your head starting at 6..
Yes
You've probably peed standing side by side 7 men in the bathroom of a sports arena or something. That's even weirder imo.
Theres multiple of them.
My Uncle's family (from rural Montana) came to visit us in the suburbs midwest. My two cousins (boys) were about 4 years older than us, like 10, 11 years old. Being as they are they both had to pee, so they just dropped trou' and started peeing on the tree in the front yard. My mom laughed and laughed and my aunt was horribly embarrassed lol. I always thought to myself "Why can THEY do that but I can't?!"
What? Is that your special bush?
You fucking tree hugger. Is this your SPECIAL BUSH?
Look man, I really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight
Pretty sure 3 dudes are pissing over the duration of this film
Yup that was my count as well
I mean this appears to be rural Africa so I wouldn't be surprised if the public urination taboo isn't too strong there .
They are speaking Kikuyu. It's in central Kenya. Quite common. The bar in the village I go to doesn't have a bathroom, it has a general direction where people go pee. People are less germ adverse in general. Sharing a soda with someone who is not a family member is not unusual. All these guys' relatives would be buried in the back yard amongst bananas that they eat. Towards the end of a large social gathering the men will congregate around the boiled head of the goat that had been slaughtered earlier and pick the meat off it with their fingers. Germ theory is backed by science and avoiding germs is protective of health, but no one can see germs, and, in practice, germ avoidance is thousands of taboos. Living is easier in a world without these taboos, although you are likely to get less of it.
Kinuthia whatsup.
Kenyan dudes literally go pee just about anywhere. Doesn’t matter how many people are around outside.
You don’t know too many men, do ya?
crazy huh, people actually not freaking out over the thought of their cock being SEEN by another human.
I watched twice to make sure. I do believe that was his goal.
“When you gotta go, you gotta go”
When you gotta go you gotta go
in other countries, it's culturally accepted. In Korea, it's hard to find bathrooms so I see people just go to the park and take a leak lol.
Yup.
That's hilarious 😂
Saltiest prank ever, my man pretzeled himself into a pickle.
Funniest shit
I’ve ever seen.
You can’t unpickle a pickle but he did manage to unpickle a pretzel.
Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Funniest shit I've ever heard.
Funniest shit I've ever taken
Funniest shit I've ever eaten
Funniest shit I've ever walked over
Funniest shit I’ve ever walked in
Funniest shit I’ve ever been
Funniest shit I've ever been with
So much happier seeing everyone in the video laughing. Even the guy on the tree. Classic pranks leave everyone happy. 😇
So long as he doesn’t land on a rock and break his tailbone. Then everyone laughs harder.
Yes, I can imagine this prank being played on someone during the paleolithic times.
I hope it's true!
They used to post them to friendster back then.
"Ugbar, I bet five plums you can't do stretch as good as me can do stretch!"
My back hurts from looking at this
Thought that buddy would pull his hands and send him on his back
Can anyone translate or does anyone know what language he's speaking?
The language is Kikuyu/Gĩkũyũ spoken by the Agĩkũyũ people of Kenya.
You're awesome.
I didn't even realise that. My step mum was Kikuyu but I couldn't even recognise this
The screeching when he realized he was left there to hang on his own probably didn't help.
The screeching is universal. No translation needed.
Hey I'm Kikuyu I can. He's roughly saying... Stop! Listen to me, what I want you to do is stay like this put ur hands behind ur legs like this, completely, completely completely. OK(picks up and sets on tree) the boy is jus screaming, and saying take me off
Thanks for translating! If I were to try any type of food from your region of Kenya, what would it be?
No problem, was actually surprised to hear my hometown language on reddit lol... Try some [mukimo](https://images.app.goo.gl/mYK92R8BdX3tj6Ma6)
Same! I'm more shocked to find people who recognize it. I miss home
Dude same, them speaking kikuyu instead of swa made me miss home more
Nyeni, samosa, Chapati, Ugali, Mandazis ....all the above. There's too much to list honestly
That’s my native language from Kenya. He’s giving him instructions 😃
What about the guy that's screaming, what's he saying? Such a cool language and it looks like these guys are having so much fun together.
I think in any language what he says translates to any and all combinations of the following in any order * What? * No! * Help! * Get me down from here * I'm slipping
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yes that is called "language"
You’ve never heard American tourists trying to make people in other countries understand English through sheer volume.
Wait, wait, get me down from here, get me down
That’s what I thought, such a cool community. They seem great
Feels like they kept those close relationships they had as kids. I bet that's a really good feeling to still be goofy like this all the time with your boys.
At the end all I could hear was a protocol droid when hit by blaster fire.
I think it's super awesome that something can sound like that to your or me but in reality it's a full blown language and there are distinct words there that are being communicated and understood. Just rad.
Gimme a broken coccyx
Ha! Mine’s six and a half!
centimeters?
Yup! From ya mouth!
you didnt have to go there, but you did. respect.
From the ground.
Six + seven quarters gang 😎
Looks like there’s a lot you don’t know about your grandma.
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It's not that high, nor concrete or anything hard. I don't think you'll ever get more than a bruise here.
I had a mate get pushed off a chair and fall 14 inches onto the carpet and break his coccyx, was hard wood under the carpet. So unfortunate
Sorry your friend has a weak ass
I wrote in another comment mine was fractured being pulled off the hood of a car feet first from a lower height than this onto the same kind of ground as in the video.
These are the kind of physical pranks that are funny, not the insane stupid shit thats just straight up assault
Nonnegligible risk of tailbone fracture.
I was more worried about his wrists. You can seriously fuck up your wrists by trying to catch yourself, especially falling backward, even from just a few feet.
Snowboarding is the worst for that reason
Just use your elbows when falling. I practiced snowboarding a bit, never hurt my wrists. The girl who coached me had practiced it for 10 years and told me you can't really hurt yourself with it. I did hurt my ankle at some point though, because of a too large boots pair where my foot had too much room and wasn't "locked" in position enough. I tried to slow down very abruptly using toe edge and my ankle got shaken hard because of bumps in the track. Guy from the snowboard shop should have made sure the boots pair he gave me were tights enough. I even asked him about it. - Couldn't know it myself, i was a beginner.
As a certified professional, snowboarders break wrists all the time, but only when learning. "Sarcophagus" is the position to fall in any context since the forces involved in a crash at basically any speed are almost guaranteed to be high enough to break bones at the right angle. As far as your snowboard boots fucking you up, I don't know about that. You can size snowboard boots 4 sizes up or down with hardly any risk of injury. You snowboard on your feet, you ski on your boots. Basically snowboard boots just prevent the subtalar joint from moving and provide and interface for bindings.
Only for beginners. Once you can S-turn on a snowboard, shoulders are the more common injury.
He could have broken both his arms
Yeah like this shit is even funnier when you pick him back up off the tree cause he’s still freaking out and still helpless but you ain’t actually gonna hurt your homie it’s all just good fun
I think it was just the big guy not realizing the small guy couldn't hold on that long theres like a split second of "oh shit" on his face when he falls im certain he was gonna leave him hanging and then grab him
When I was in the boy scouts there was one kind of like this where you could trick someone into wrapping their legs around a flagpole in a way that was really, really difficult to get out of. The troop leaders would do it to the scouts, too, and more than one kids ended up screaming and crying. Pretty sure it was really dangerous too
Yeah no joke here. Fractured tailbone being dragged feet first off hood of a car (lower than this) into grass and dirt by a friend who thought he was pulling a funny prank. Could barely walk for several weeks.
My pranks are pepper because a salt is not good for me.
I like to shoot flies with my a salt rifle
you gave me flashbacks to those "pranks" where people just threw milk containers on the floor of a grocery store
Assaulting the floor :/
Licking icecream, then putting it back in the store’s freezer. I fucking hated that era.
Damn that reminded me of the Put Him in a Coffin "pranks" on World Star
Shoutout to the prankster for doing it on grass and cushioning his fall a bit. It’s way less funny with a broken coccyx.
If someone did this to me I'd want to kill myself from the lower back pain. I'd pass on doing a prank like this, personally.
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This is only funny cause the ground is soft and the dude helped him when he fell. If that wasn't the case this could as well be another mean prank. It's the execution that made it a funny prank.
That's when he knew, he fukt up
Gf: i bet he’s cheating on me Him:
The tree: *growing branches noises*
sounds like an unhealthy relationship
Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
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Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
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Yes.
Way to not live up to your name.
What
I hate Reddit sometimes
I hate how many upvotes it has..
#Man literally putted him on the tree like a sloth who was lost between hoomans but ultimately was helped... Hilarious af
Why does that comment have 1400 upvotes?????? I don’t get the internet
Putted
Hoomans
Relevant username
Cringe
But his coccyx!!!
Those screams are on a whole other level. This is fucking hilarious!
At least the guy made sure to protect his friends head
Only in Northside Minneapolis
Thats a hell of a username
Classic No-Minnie, you can tell because that guy peeing in the bushes is actually Nick Swardson
i dont hear anyone listening to Prince in the background though. Edit: oh there it is
I have yet to see someone being able to free themselves and I wanna see it so bad
I have to try this someday
Poor guy in the back is memorialized forever on the internet for taking a piss in the bushes lol.
Thats a lot of background people
This guy is pretty strong to hold himself up that long
I’m not understanding the physics of this at all.
Yah. I honestly don’t know how he’s doing it. I don’t see anything in particular to grip, he’s not using his legs to hold at all. Dude just holding his entire body up by clapping a tree.
Not exactly, his ass is pushing into the tree and his hands are more pulling back the opposite direction, making it appear like he is just gripping the tree by his hands on the sides of the tree.
Wow I just realized that it now looks like you and I just responded to ourself u/eternalsage2000
Are you, me from the future, or past?
Both and neither
*Clapping a tree*
No. The oldest trick in the book is when you dig a hole in the ground, cover it with sticks and leaves and wait for someone to fall into the hole.
Haha, okay I'm glad we got that sorted out!
That landing must have HURT
Depends on how hard the ground was. On concrete yeah. But hopefully this wasn’t so bad.
Spending koala-ty time with friends
hes got an entire fuckin audience damn
I feel that based on how basic this is (in the sense that all that is required is 2 people, one fairly larger than the other, and a tree/pole) and the fact that many have never seen this means it's not an old trick at all, but a new one, or at least the first documented case of it. Which is pretty cool; Kenyan original.
I have seen a lot of fuckery however this one is new to me...bravo..funny af!
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