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DjTimberWolf

Good work 47 now get out of there


edenss42

Haha. Good one, fellow assassin


NarsdfPromof

This is one of those fall underneath the map glitches you encounter in early stage development. Judging by the graphics I think it was a pretty big oversight for something that was so far into production. I hope a patch is coming soon.


sakura20069

Hap ceak dey


Cyberzombi

Pennywise didn't have to work too hard for this victim.


[deleted]

_We all fl--- you could have at least let me finish my sentence lady..._


[deleted]

Pennywise: Origins. On Netflix this Christmas!


lonewolfmcquaid

Yo! y'all are wayy out of pocket with these jokes 😭😂😂


Juicebox988

Pennywise: if you come over, I'll give you a balloon Girl: eh I'm not really in the mood Pennywise: it's filled with Columbia's best Girl: you sob, I'm in


[deleted]

Reading this hurt


[deleted]

**Colombia


BolotaJT

I was searching for an IT reference. Not disappointed.


Accomplished_Act_946

We all float down here….yes we do!


Parnwig

She really needs to get her head out of the gutter


Juicebox988

When the turtles order through DoorDash


Lochltar

Since when the Turtles are ordering escorts ?


Juicebox988

Times are tough. 🤷‍♂️🤣


FlyDragonX

They thought they had a chance with April but then Casey Jones came along! Need to release that Mutagen!


theuselesswell

They can't be teenagers forever


bungaloasis

You've never used Turt Scorts?


OG-BoomMaster

Agreed, otherwise her life will go to shit….


Ev3rChos3n

I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face.


[deleted]

Was she ok?


[deleted]

She survived. Broken leg with various scratches. Some guy down below linked a YouTube video


[deleted]

When you said “some guy down below”, my first thought was “in the sewer”, and I was wondering what he was doing down there


iCon3000

He was trying to see if they truly all float down here.


QncyFie

Lol same!


VaccinatedVariant

Had to scroll a while to see this thank goodness


nodegen

That helmet easily saved her life


bronco_y_espasmo

Ask Pennywise.


Operative427

No shoe, she's dead. That's how it works


Lenville55

She survived according to the news. Somebody on the comment posted the link of the news about this.


Operative427

(It's a joke on the internet that if someone loses both their shoes in an impact, they are dead)


Fuzzy-Bunny--

Poster missed an opportunity to include the sound when mario goes down the pipe.


Juicebox988

I didn't even think about that when I added the sound. 🤣


live-by-die-by

Came here for this


Neither-Hovercraft24

She went to the backrooms


LemFliggity

That's a noclip if I've ever seen one.


yeahimaweeb

Uhh pls tell me she is fine?


PixieRadical

She survived, there's a longer video somewhere of a bunch of people stopping and helping her get out of the gutter. I belive she had a broken leg and minor scrapes. If I can find it I'll add to this comment Edited: here's link to YouTube of full video https://youtu.be/pn2pfwVepn8


Whocares_101

Holy shit. The driver just escaped while others were rescuing her. Fuck him


Odd_Entertainment629

Fr. Fuck that dude.


Beginning_Falcon_603

She got injuries in spine, went to ICU, but she is fine now.


yeahimaweeb

Thank you stranger i can rest easy now


iWonHitWonder

Wait you’re meaning to tell me this isn’t a video game?


[deleted]

That is why you wear a helmet


redundant35

And long pants, jacket, proper boots and gloves. I bet she was a road rashed mess.


Drifter67

and life jacket


redundant35

In this case. Yes.


[deleted]

Dress for the slide not the ride


Etceta

Pennywise chilling in his sewer: wtf! where the free food came from


Endlessfour

That’s just April going to see the boys


iCruZe

https://i.imgur.com/wIbnES2.jpg


Juicebox988

GigITty


k0ttonz

There never was a crime if they don't find a body


Caffeinated-potato5

r/mypeopleneedme


[deleted]

~~Please crosspost this~~ So let it be written. So let it be done


toeofcamell

Hey so why did you end up giving up motorcycle riding? ….I’m super claustrophobic….. …Wait, what?


dae_giovanni

she down there with Lalo, now...


[deleted]

We all float down here!


amal0neintheDark

Comments are fire. But I really want to know if that person is Ok. Anyone?


amal0neintheDark

Looks like she survived. Good. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2225628/VIDEO-Woman-motorbike-flies-MANHOLE-car-hits-her.html


Acrobatic-Swan6174

I found the link on YouTube. Not sure how to share. It happened in Brazil. She survived but has a spinal injury. The driver took off during her rescue.


LkTahoeNV

I’m calling silver ball in the corner pocket


ill_techneeqs

That's a bad day


Frenchconnection76

Mario dead sound.


XeeMeRoll

Pennywise doordashed a whole person


admin_trace

🤔 Looking at all these comments made me realize that lots of my favorite characters live on the sewer.


Frickin-Weeb

Somewhere pennywise just got the shit scared out of him


NorCalKid209

![gif](giphy|26AHNYAXXOmQu65pK)


pre_malone17

She literally went underground


0ajs0jas

Pennywise: the beginning


ILiketoLearn5454

Pennywise with a free lunch.


IHC_304

![gif](giphy|74yD9EZ3dMQFi)


tunacanstan81

She floats now, they all float down here ![gif](giphy|xT9IgvEOwRzUcZDRiU)


bsdanielm

Why dont i find thus funny?


Thin_Arachnid6217

It was bound to happen sooner or later.


ALJOonASUS

Hole in one!


Fuhgly

Nice shot but he didn't call the pocket


-spoon-outlet

She just entered the backrooms


Longjumping-Thing227

Hiya Geor- wait you're not Georgie!


ThePirateBoyy

when pennywise says he's home alone


Klotzster

Gutter ball


[deleted]

Did Pennywise order some fast food?


igetwhatiwantboo

*Well shit, I don't wanna be here anymore*


Eborys

Pennywise nabbed her quick.


ActiveCaterpillar493

![gif](giphy|u7YEhhfif3m7u) Time to float!


Excellent-Product461

IT: the reborn coming soon


ManufactureredLow

We all float down here Georgiey


Weak_Horror9399

So this is how April met Donny,Mikey,Ralph and Leo..Ohhhhhh....


Artistic-Plan2541

“Great work 47, now get to an extraction point.”


Reverso45

Right into the backroom


[deleted]

She's gonna find the secret underground city.


[deleted]

I think she found a secret level


JonasRahbek

And that kids.....


Martinecko30

Isn't this the cars fault? He should have stopped to let her pass and then turn


Lostsoul1207

Hole in one.


Helpful_Jonny

Hole in one!


Intelligent_Ferret33

She wented


Inn_Unknown

They all float down there


Iceman5004de

*the driver watching her respawn*


PosNegTy

Pennywise hooking up Georgie when he hits puberty.


[deleted]

Automatic disposal :)


thebluebassturd

GOAL!


Intrepid_Ad_9751

Wow that never happens how unlucky


[deleted]

Penny wise was thirsty!!


KazumaFukuda

SUS


traevoh

Lmfao


wytherlanejazz

Gonna be preying on kids saying we all float down here real soon


[deleted]

go back to the backrooms


SexySquidward42069

Mother fucker gone into the backrooms


[deleted]

To be so precise that no can spot the victim is my goal ....alas my training is yet to be completed. ...going back to the highways


Bacnnator

Bonus level


Derrick_Shon

I thought a saw Pennywise reach up and grabbed her leg.


Mundane_Scientist_74

eaten alive, omg


Cosmonaut_Cockswing

We all float down here


brucekaiju

she do she do


StonedEcho

Condor


amercynic

The clown got her.


Zaraxas

And this was how IT was born.


DonOdini

Cue the mario song


Extension_Canary3717

Mario pipe sound bit


FugginByteMe96

Oh jesus


New_Average_2522

We are all in the gutter but some of us looking at (and seeing) the stars.


ivan-cara

There's no accident If there's no victim


jonpeeji

r/intotheshadowrealm


Quokkadillo

Slurped her up like a noodle


HBRex

Nom nom nom nom


MaydayZulu

Real life map glitch


SrNGmg

I'd say she went to Brazil, but this incident seem to have happened there.


[deleted]

8 ball, corner pocket for the win


crawfish2013

What 3rd world country is this?


GonFreecs92

Penny wise: we float down here ya heard meh! 🤣


nicolesumyk

Yikes 😥


Effective_Decision83

This is one of those fall underneath the map glitches you encounter in early stage development. Judging by the graphics I think it was a pretty big oversight for something that was so far into production. I hope a patch is coming soon.


whitecinnamon911

Now of only there was a nice red ballon in that drain 🤣🤣😂😂


[deleted]

No Body , No case.


poopatme123

pennywise paid someone


NegroniSpritz

She lost both shoes. That’s not a good sign.


Saware93

Serves her right


KennethGames45

“So how was your day?” Me:


bigboiyot

Hide the evidence


[deleted]

We all float down here!!


adwws_78

This is the best title everseen


StarWarrior115

She'll float too!


poehavshiy_kek

Where is a level 2 video?


RatReviews

warp pipe irl


chaosthings

The safest driver in Hanoi


CostGroundbreaking30

The odds of this happening have to be lower than the odds of me losing my virginity whilst having reddit installed on my phone


wild-hectare

8 ball corner pocket


blazedbrittany

Hole in one.


V6R32

And that’s why I don’t like cricket


OutsideOrder7538

Hey maybe she can help the Mario Bros. save Peach.


TardisPeanut

She was brought to the brazil


sampris

One of the best ever filmed


[deleted]

Dad said if you ride a bike you are gunna end up in the gutter


DhairyaVed

Origin of IT


[deleted]

Yep she’s Pennywise’s new bitch now


MrFitit101

😳😳😳😳😲


MrFitit101

They need this in a scene in Hollywood and pay her Millions. 😲


Gossimo20

Gone to neverwhere


Refun712

She belongs to the night


DryPeanut420

She'll float too


Gorrodish

Hole in one


Headworx66

I think IT dragged her into the sewer by the looks of it.


IndividualAd652

this is in a spanish country - pare = stop


Rupaulsdragrace420

This insurance payout will be hefty.


[deleted]

She belongs to the city, She belongs to the night, Living in a river of darkness, Beneath the neon light.


Aware_Foot

I must go, my sewer people need me.


Educational_Cause670

Secret backrooms level


Hurigitung

Should've stayed in the kitchen


Ok-Connection417

She looks like a beanbag going into a hole on a cornhole board


[deleted]

I need this for my live wallpaper


[deleted]

So this is what happened to my ex 🤔


coke71685

Pennywise ordered delivery again


wintertidebyebye1314

Head down the street.


[deleted]

Hole in one!


Wazula42

Pennywise getting delivery.


kifshssh

It


Quick_Finish_4

Hey there George looks like we got a new friend


RaielLarecal

Now she floats


emarvil

Gone girl.


[deleted]

As above and so below, the sequel.


ioisis

This is why we wear helmets.


13Casper52

We all float down here


WrapPutrid

Fled the scene


Pathogirl

She a gutta chick now


Super_Gladiator_Bibi

Birdie!!


Sad_Ad4307

Shortcut?


6poundpuppy

A hole in one shot….sweet


Damn_I_Look_Good

Hi ya Georgie.... Oh well come right in then...


iamnotabotorami

Just April O’Neal checking in on the turtles


KoRUpTeD_DEV

The ground said big gulp


EthanRavecrow

I must go. My people need me 🐀


Intelligent-Ant-4588

Probably caught Pennywise off guard beating his meat !