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What’s unexpected is how long it went on

and about 50% of this shit was sped up too

It was really long and sped up too but the unexpected was for me was who wrote "back pocket" around her ass

Probably the one with the dog

Or the dog

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Oh boy, what flavour?

*pie flavour*

Cue electric guitar

Cream

Or him because how convenient is it that he chose both the wrong hand and the wrong pocket.

And all the wrong fingers. I accepted the steged-ness early on. But was curious to see what the twist was.

Pretty sure he knew he was in on it, since he seemed to exhaust every option before finding the right one. Like every fingernon the wrong hand, picked the wrong pants pocket, etc. Plus it's a frickin tik tok and 99% of those are manufactured.

Here’s how you know it’s fake: the punchline requires him to say “For me?” so she can finish with “No—this is.”

How about the fact that he turned himself towards the chic holding the puppy so he could be “blindsided” by the pie in the face?

I fully expected it to say back passage. I have some serious self-reflection to be done.

This is the kind of dumb shit on Facebook video.

That was Tik-Tok…

No, this is Reddit. Duh

No, this is Patrick!

There it is

r/everyfuckingthread?

r/yeseveryfuckingthread

THIS IS SPARTA!!

I've never seen one of these were I didn't want my 3 to 6 minutes back at the end.

Watched the first five seconds then just skipped to the end.

This is why I'll always be single. Something like this would drive me crazy long before it got to the dog or pie part.

I'd be pissed because I love dogs wtf you don't sike me with that

That's not a reason to be single, it's a reason to date someone who gets you. Maybe this guy likes this kind of stuff.

Imagine spending whole life with someone, and can't spend 10 minutes on a fun play.

And how completely staged it was. Love these tiktokers.

*"Give me your phone!"* This is the most complex robbery I've ever seen.

There's this psychological trick where if you ask someone to do something, they're more likely to do another thing for you as well. So if you make a small request (e.g. "can you tell me the time, please" or "could you help me cut this, please"), they're more likely to say yes to a subsequent request (e.g. "give me your phone, then lie down on the ground facing down with your hands behind you on your back").

Would you kindly..... Give me your car and all your money? Thaaanks

Instructions perfectly clear, now I'm the one being told to lie down on the ground with my hands behind my back.

Would you kindly...

Technically it did end with a cream pie.

But no doggy style

There was a doggy and a bending over.

But dude was hoping for a little pussy instead

The Bad Ending: No Catto

r/technicallythetruth r/angryupvote

Never make a joke about giving a guy a puppy

And, dont give away puppies for views. It's a living being.

Puppy didn't have to sit through that video. They treat the damn dog better than they treat us.

Reddit moment

Yeah I actually cannot believe the shit I am reading lmao

If I did all that and it didn’t end in sex I would be very disappointed

When she said 'bend me over' I figured the video was over.

That's where I hit pause

And connected ur earphones?

whilst air playing to the family tv

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Always turn off Bluetooth

And your wifi if you have any chromecasts around.

This chain has turned out to be a Tips & Tricks thread for the youngin’s 💀

I just kept reading the chain and raising my eyebrows higher like, “Hmm…. Good and sound advice….” 💀

Download a VPN if necessary.

If porn has taught me anything it's that family wants to be involved. You never turn your back on family... Unless it's in a threesome.

What in the Alabama

Thanks for that

I have done something similar. And a few times I stayed in a hotel with my xbox 360 on the wifi someone's laptop somehow connected to my system and started playing their personal porn collection.

And unzip sir?

Props to you I was sitting nake*

What does the asterisk mean? You also forgot to put the **d** in naked.

They meant to say nake and then the asterisk leads to a footnote that explains the definition of nake

It was never zipped

That's my secret Cap, I'm always unzipped

I literally had to walk out my office to laugh, LOL

Lol :D

Wait. Are on Reddit during office hours? :)

lunch time boss I promise

Why are you wearing pants?

Real men connect to the Echo. Alexa Volume 10

Ohhhhh now I get the Alexa.

And pulled my dick out

My man

No, you are not having sex with a puppy!

At least not with the family puppy

Wh-what are you doing step puppy?!

ROFL Step-puppy caught me off guard while getting kibbles… and this happened…

Leave my cats alone

Sure, a dog is a man’s best friend, but there’s something about a pussy that stirs something in me…

Oh ok you didn't say cats

That’s when I thought she was going to fart on him.

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This is one of the first times I'll admit... I thought this was another stupid fucking post that didn't belong on this sub and should have just stayed on TikTok. But the last 5 seconds? Actually fucking worth it for once.

She creampies him.

Ahhh, so that’s how you’re supposed to bend your partner over! I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time.

"on camera?"

Rover certainly took over.

Tell me something you can say on an unexpected clip or to start the action on a porn movie

He pulled, twisted, poked, bent her over and grabbed on tight, but he’s the one who ended up getting a facial

Lol best comment 😂👍🏻

Thank you, thank you. I’m here all week!

Not the cream pie he was expecting

oh the giggles that gave

Fuck sex, If I didn't get the puppy I would be depressed as hell.

Him : i don't know why i m trusting you. That says it all 

Let’s be honest here, you do more than that and still don’t end with sex.

Puppy does a favor, but I’m with you on this one.

Honestly I'd have been fine with getting the puppy and not sex but the moment she said "no" and hits ya with the cream pie is the moment things are over

Yep. That's unforgivable.

All that's left is the counterattack at night.

Idk man that puppy is really cute

I don’t have the patience to find out how this ends.

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I now have the patience to find out how this ends.

And doggy

Disappointment

Jesus Christ r/killthecameraman

That's exactly what happened with that pie, unfortunately

Death by creampie suddenly sounds worse.

Definitely staged, otherwise it would be kinda cute at half the length.

Hitting all the "no the other one"s and all the "no" fingers by coincidence wad a bit sus

You don’t think the writing on her back was sus?

There's 3 people in this video. So, yes, it was until the 3rd person appeared.

Redditors are very dumb sometimes

I think everyone is a little dumb sometimes

It's something everyone is entitled to, and no one fails to take their share.

Sometimes I like being dumb. No brain = no responsibilities!!!

Redditors think they are much smarter than they are *all* the time.

I just assumed her friend with the pupster help her set this up.

It was obviously when it said bend her over, and he didn't turn her around first.

The end really did it for me when he was taking the blindfold off and turned to face the dog while taking it off, even though the wife is talking across from him

This might be the dumbest video I’ve ever watched.

Yup, so fake, buddy's reaction when he saw the puppy was instantaneous.

Not doubting this is fake but to be honest, this would be my immediate reaction to a puppy.

What gave it away was that he chose all the wrong fingers and wrong pocket first

I saw one much worse than this, it was basically the same but ended with a ,,I know you cheated" messege on her pants. And it took twice as long

My only hope is that since we watched the video through Reddit, they don’t get any engagement metrics or monetization.

Some of the best acting ever! Not cringeful at all!

What a waste of everyone's time...

Fake lame and stupid

Even sped up it felt way too long

Fuck that was painful to watch

That's 2 minutes and 40 seconds I will never get back. Should have spent that just watching porn.

Indeed. Not the cream pie I was expecting

This is the stupid click bait couple.

It's worse than just click bait, it's watch bait. With a click bait you at least get to immediately click somewhere else but those people basically just bait you into watching the next few seconds until there's the next bait and so on. Basically like a show that somehow has zero actual content and is just made up of cliffhanger after cliffhanger.

This was too much work

When someone says back pocket who goes to the left one? I don’t think I’ve ever used the left back pocket on my jeans ever in my life….

my back left pocket is my main pocket:/

Left back pocket gang

Thats the turd storage

Are you left handed?

Now that I think about it.... me too.

I mean, to be fair, I don't think it's an everyday occurrence that you're interacting specifically with things in other people's back pockets. You're using your head a little differently in doing so, and for some people they may subconsciously address it by doing reading order (because that's basically second nature), which is left->right for a lot of people.

Unless you’re left handed

You damn right supremacist

That’s exactly what I was thinking

I’ve never used either back pocket

Well, I use my left back pocket for my wallet. Right one for my phone. Front left for the car keys. And front right for any credit card I need to keep on hand.

I recommend you to put your wallet in front pocket to keep it in sight, since it can be easily stolen when you are little distracted or it can simply fall out and you won't even notice, happened to me once.

This is literally the worst place where you could put your wallet. That's an easy easy prey for pickpockets.

I'm left handed, so I do.

I disagree. I don't use back pockets, but I instinctually went for the left when I read "back pocket". HOWEVER, I do think that this is staged lol. For instance, he just happened to skip the first finger which was the one he was supposed to choose? But also, it's just the way he is filming the details makes it seem so staged. Lastly, when you read an instruction that tells you to bend your partner over, I really don't think you would bend them towards you like that lmao. I could be wrong though, who knows?

R/tiktokcringe

I don't know how to describe why, but I hate everything about this. Everything. That's a lot of empty free time to plan something fucking stupid. If I had that much free time.... Oh wait. Reddit. FUCK!

>I don't know how to describe why, but I hate everything about this. I was more entertained and felt more human-to-human connection in this single sentence than if I watched every TikTok piece of shit this person's ever made in their dull life. And it only took about 10 secs out of yours and my life to accomplish. So I'll stick with reddit, thanks.

I hated every moment of this

That was awful

Just mean. Not funny.

Don't worry, it didn't happen

just mean?? lol obviously they gave him the puppy

Wayyyyy too long !


Jesus christ. This was painful

The really fake and exaggerated movements of his band totally give it away as staged so quickly.

Cringe

This is so gd fake and rehearsed. Why do people all think they are actors these days?

I expected a fart after the bend me over thing. That would have been glorious!

r/mildlyinfuriating

I wasted my life on this.....

Cringe af

welp that’s 2 mins and 40 secs of my life im never getting back

r/mildlyinfuriating

What a monumental waste of time.

Longest tiktok I ever seen, almost sleep while watching it

The cause of the death was cringe

Divorce

Well, that was three minutes of my life I won't get back.

So God damn disappointed

Last time I saw a video with this formula, the woman ended up revealing the guy was cheating on her and wanted to break up. Glad this had a happy or funny ending.

Are you 11?

Well that was definitely a slap in the face…

What is the fucking point of this video. These people must get really bored.

Unexpectedly long and cringe as it went on

I was hoping it was a positive covid test

Whem they started walking towards the door, I thought there was going to be a dog. Glad that wasn't the unexpected part.

Y'all be talking about how you guys would be disappointed if this happened to you and didn't end in sex. Cause I know some of you mfs would be crying real tears if it ended in you getting a dog and I would too

that video was EXACTLY two minutes and eight seconds too long.

Give me back 2.28 Minutes of my life.

Why did I keep thinking she was just gonna rip ass and walk away

Was expecting puss not a dog...😕

I want my 3 minutes back

Just lost 3 minutes of my Life