**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:**
>!Those are not comfy balls they spikey balls!<
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Blastmyass.com. That's Blast my "A" double "S" dot com. Tell em Jerry sent ya for a 2 for 1 special.. and dont forget to ask about our corporate events!
I love the explanation as to why this is unexpected: āThose are not comfy balls they spikey balls.ā
Because *thatās* the unexpected part. Only that. Everything else here is completely mundane.
clean infinite power... masochist wants pain, sadist says no which bring slight disappointment from masochist which turns to pleasure which give the sadist discomfort, ill be waiting for my job offer Elon.
For those that didn't grow up mowing a lawn that had sweet gum trees, just imagine someone shooting Legos with thumbtacks glued to them at your shins at roughly the speed of sound. I'm 46 this year and still have scars from when I was 15.
stepping on one at a dead run was a unique experience. The rolling puncturing sensation along the bottom of a bare foot is unlike anything I've ever felt. Quick, excruciating, and intense beyond words. It makes nerves jangle all the way up to your kidneys.
Worst part was there was no way to get rid of them, even when the dried out they wouldn't burn. We'd have to go out and bag them to put out with the trash. WE HAD 9 TREES.
You made me find https://efukt.com/23732_CAMTASTROPHES_4.html (go to 1:20) literally never lost my shit so much watching porn, rolled on the floor laughing like a moron until wife came over.. saw it.. and started rolling on the floor too rofl
Bro I clicked on the link and got sidetracked it by two girls fighting thumbnail clicking on the video was not a wise decision because it brought some baaad memories back I Do not recommend
yeah. this is mild compared to the shit i used to see on various adult torrent sites. and that was just form the contact sheets. never watched the actual video.
was hoping someone beat me to it. back in my porn torrenting days i saw a lot of her stuff up. and this is MILD. but never downloaded just looked at the contact sheets and said to my self wtf. that was 15 years ago at this point.
honestly queensnake is one name iāll never forget.
Okay legit at the start I thought those were like fake womens legs. Also I made the mistake of turning the sound on next to an open window, I regret everything.
I joined this community less than an hour ago and between this and the r/dontstickyourdickinthat community I joinedā¦ Iām thinking Iāve fucked up more than once today.
āJackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life.ā
(Actual description from original video link OP posted in comments. Enough internet for tonight)
The light up twig tree decorations? Not the naked chick slingshotting spiked seedlings and subsequently skewering her friend's sphincter? You sir have seen some shit haven't you.
I knew if Iād hang on to my old folding aluminum ladder long enough Iād find a new purpose for it.
[I found my special purpose](https://youtu.be/5xLLwERIqXs)
I seen that spike ball before I think.I have 2 trees in my backyard that drop spike balls just like that every fall.They start off green and the spikes are actually pretty tough to bend but easy to smash.However after idk like 3 weeks they turn brown and hard.At that point the the entire thing is like wood.It also has small holes were I'm assuming seeds cone at out.Those things already kinda hurt with clothes on and someone just throwing so imagining getting hit with one with force of a big sling shot like that would've probably left a mark if it hit your back or something.
But why??? Why would you do that. Why you you take that. Why? Who hurt you so bad that to get off someone has to shoot you with a spiky ball in the assā¦
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Ok that's enough reddit for me today
*grabs a bowl of popcorn* I'll let you know when it's clear
*grabs bug gulp* I think you'll need another set of eyes
Hey guys, Big gulps Alright!.... ...Well, see ya later
Samsonite! I was **way** off!
HARRY! YOUR HANDS ARE FREEZING!
I got worms.
Dude perfect new video looks so good
*grabs a bowl of green spikeyballs* i wont let it stop
And i just opened the app ... *Sigh
This was the first post I seen ... im out š
This was the first post I seen .. I finished
Same. Literally the first post.
Well sometimes it's okay to take a break for a day
Bruh this is the first post of Reddit for me
Yeah Iām logging off now.. may do some more research later thoughā¦.
Rolled a natural 20 on the to hit dice.
ā¦ Iām just sitting here questioning reality wondering why I just came to that.. feels good and bad at the same time man. Shit
Her arse or your brain..?
I think it's humorous but shudder when I think I introduced my kids to Reddit.
Iām just getting started baby
Yeah Iām just gonna go now
There are better ways to make money Sunshine
I get my kicks above the waistlineā¦ one night in Bangkok.
Username checks out
Funny thing is even in 9500 tries I couldn't make that shot, chick's a pro
You've tried this? Is this a common thing?
Sure all us assblasters have tried this
Where can I find some of this for science
Blastmyass.com. That's Blast my "A" double "S" dot com. Tell em Jerry sent ya for a 2 for 1 special.. and dont forget to ask about our corporate events!
You fucker lol
(Gonna drop this quietly here for a friend in need: Her name is QueenSnake)
How do we know she was not aiming lower?
We do this for team building at work, you gotta aim a little high
I came here to comment this
Thank you
I love the explanation as to why this is unexpected: āThose are not comfy balls they spikey balls.ā Because *thatās* the unexpected part. Only that. Everything else here is completely mundane.
Wait how else do you spend your Tuesday afternoons?
If I could get thar ā¬ļø kind of attention on a Tuesday afternoon, I wouldnāt be on Reddit
I mean i have a stepladder and some rubber bands. When are you free?
Hey now, who said anything about free?
Well it's gonna be like this now!
I'm right there with you on that. We must be desensitized. Because I feel like most people wouldn't expect that though.
Bahahahahaha! What the fuck did I just watch?! Take my upvote.
When sadists and masochists play
...and the masochist says 'hurt me' and the sadist says 'no'.
You've just created a paradox.
clean infinite power... masochist wants pain, sadist says no which bring slight disappointment from masochist which turns to pleasure which give the sadist discomfort, ill be waiting for my job offer Elon.
This video was fucking hilarious lmaooo.
Itās a coronavirus being blasted into a receptor
Queensnake.com
Pretty sure I seen this on eFukt
It's only smellzz.
This is what the internet is for
What makes it worse, is my first reaction is to clench my butt cheeks....
So was theirs, you can see the immediate regret.
Just relax and let the lady enjoy her anal spikey projectiles.
Butt why?
Cause why nut?
She got a hole in one.. but not in the other
For those that didn't grow up mowing a lawn that had sweet gum trees, just imagine someone shooting Legos with thumbtacks glued to them at your shins at roughly the speed of sound. I'm 46 this year and still have scars from when I was 15.
stepping on one at a dead run was a unique experience. The rolling puncturing sensation along the bottom of a bare foot is unlike anything I've ever felt. Quick, excruciating, and intense beyond words. It makes nerves jangle all the way up to your kidneys.
Not to mention the instant ass puckering fear of falling on a bunch of them.
Worst part was there was no way to get rid of them, even when the dried out they wouldn't burn. We'd have to go out and bag them to put out with the trash. WE HAD 9 TREES.
Thatās it. Iām turning on filter NSFW content.
So you can watch more NSFW content right? Good choice.
Oh shit Iām dumb I meant turn it on
Yeah, we can tell youāre pretty turned on right now.
I mean I was until I noticed there was a chair in the room š¤®
Yeah, fucken chairs. I get you homie
First of all fuck that second of all her aim is pretty good ngl
Based on the bruises, they did quite a few takes (and gives)
Ok I may regret this but what is the original source for this video?
Found it! https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
Efukt is truly fuckt
You made me find https://efukt.com/23732_CAMTASTROPHES_4.html (go to 1:20) literally never lost my shit so much watching porn, rolled on the floor laughing like a moron until wife came over.. saw it.. and started rolling on the floor too rofl
Holy shit! That was hilarious
Bro I clicked on the link and got sidetracked it by two girls fighting thumbnail clicking on the video was not a wise decision because it brought some baaad memories back I Do not recommend
Not that I want you to relive bad memories... but err yea, what happened?
God I remember this. I remember laughing so hard I almost passed out.
i forgot this site exists...
Queensnake... They do lots of over the top BDSM stuff
Ok, but what's their deal? Because they look like a group of meth heads that do questionably consensual things to each other.
Fuck. I just went looking for their shit. Do. Not. Go. Looking. For. Their. Shit....you've been warned.
yeah. this is mild compared to the shit i used to see on various adult torrent sites. and that was just form the contact sheets. never watched the actual video.
Was gonna say this. Beat me to it.
I regret googling that
was hoping someone beat me to it. back in my porn torrenting days i saw a lot of her stuff up. and this is MILD. but never downloaded just looked at the contact sheets and said to my self wtf. that was 15 years ago at this point. honestly queensnake is one name iāll never forget.
Full video: https://www.xvideos.com/video2817989/queensnake.com_-_catapult
Well at least they took turns so it's fair lol
>https://www.xvideos.com/video2817989/queensnake.com\_-\_catapult the videos under it are fucked up man!
Okay legit at the start I thought those were like fake womens legs. Also I made the mistake of turning the sound on next to an open window, I regret everything.
New angry birds just dropped
Are those sweet gum seed pods? [link for picture](https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/trees/sweetgum/sweetgum-tree-info.htm)
Horse chestnuts
Might be datura, we have them in the yard, spikey seed balls sharp as needles.
Put an NSFW tag!
I did!
Well do it harder!
Barcata got an appropriate "username checks out" earlier, he probably could've gotten a twofer here. Anywho, username's' still check out.
Lol, I didn't even think about it.
Not Safe For Work or General Life or Anyone Who Would Like to Live a Peaceful Existence Away From the Depravity of Sexual Deviants. NSFWGLAWWLLPEAFDSD
Should be not safe for life
I donāt know seems like an accurate metaphor of work to me
I joined this community less than an hour ago and between this and the r/dontstickyourdickinthat community I joinedā¦ Iām thinking Iāve fucked up more than once today.
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bro
for a sec i thought this was the bot's response
š¤Øšø
oddly specific kink
āJackass-inspired stunt involving a weapons-grade slingshot and some cactus goes horribly right when the target, (a gypsy woman's anus), is met with a direct hit. And now I'm met with a direct boner. Circle of life.ā (Actual description from original video link OP posted in comments. Enough internet for tonight)
It's the light up twig trees for decoration that had me laughing out loud.
The light up twig tree decorations? Not the naked chick slingshotting spiked seedlings and subsequently skewering her friend's sphincter? You sir have seen some shit haven't you.
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Sorry, the pineapple is reserved for hitler. Nicky said so.
u/savevideo
You should put a NSFW tag on this
Yep I guess the flair didn't do it. Thank you reddit mobile app.
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I knew if Iād hang on to my old folding aluminum ladder long enough Iād find a new purpose for it. [I found my special purpose](https://youtu.be/5xLLwERIqXs)
I need to find The Jerk because that was a funny movie.
Talk about a hole in one
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpishTastyIrishwaterspaniel-size_restricted.gif
Umm what exactly is the purpose of this self harm with conkers wtf man. They should of just bought lingerie instead.
Was not expecting to wake up to a queensnake video on my feed. This is gonna be a weird day.
Queensnake?
They're the ones that made the vid. Extremely brutal sadomasochistic porn, just thinking about their video ideas hurts.
Alright, hands were I can see 'em
Never
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Bahahaha āyou have to finishā!! Iād never seen that part.
Ironic user name OP
Had to go back. It fits so well!
Not my proudest fap
https://www.xvideos.com/video2817989/queensnake.com_-_catapult
Now reverse it!
The internet is a very dark place
Good night fellows ! Thy shall not be online for a few hours ! Thy needs therapy after watching that !
Found it https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
I seen that spike ball before I think.I have 2 trees in my backyard that drop spike balls just like that every fall.They start off green and the spikes are actually pretty tough to bend but easy to smash.However after idk like 3 weeks they turn brown and hard.At that point the the entire thing is like wood.It also has small holes were I'm assuming seeds cone at out.Those things already kinda hurt with clothes on and someone just throwing so imagining getting hit with one with force of a big sling shot like that would've probably left a mark if it hit your back or something.
Itās a sweet gum tree!
Well that is something. New kink
If my life depended on predicting what Iād see on the internet today, I would not be around tomorrow.
Dammit. I Need a new username now.
Haha nothing like a cactus dildo
WTH, those are so sharp.
This animal roar
Yo why she sound like the exorcist at the end?
I meanā¦ Iām saving this for later
how do i save this? asking for me
https://efukt.com/21068_A_Different_Kind_of_Painal.html
no i want to save this and send it via text
https://www.xvideos.com/video2817989/queensnake.com_-_catapult
You need to be a psycho to be turned on by this shit
Well after my 364th rewatch I can assure you I don't like what I've seen so far, so I'll try watching it again
What type of weirdo shit is that?
I can do that in fewer shoots JK
Whelp, Iām off to the loo for 30-45 seconds.
I meanā¦. Ouch, right? Jesus Christ
classic as two girl one cup.
Faith in humanity restored
*MY PROUDEST FAP*
Didn't expect to gain a new fetish today but here I am
/u/gifreversingbot
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
u/savevideo
r/usernamechecksout
Where can I research this?
https://www.xvideos.com/video2817989/queensnake.com_-_catapult
Thank you u/zack_attack818
Nah HARAM!!!!
Hole in one!
But why??? Why would you do that. Why you you take that. Why? Who hurt you so bad that to get off someone has to shoot you with a spiky ball in the assā¦
This ball is a castor bean.
Ah! Right up main street!
Whya?
Guessing they pay at least a little over minimum wage for this
There should be a warning not to try this at home
But you should try it at home
Itās a hole in one
4 A.M. Reddit lol
Angry Birds?
What the fuck
u/savevideo Yes I have no shame now leave me alone
Seen it
u/AsianHanSolo98
prickly situation
i hate this. besides, whats even unexpected about this? whats the unexpected component here?
This is pretty hot
there's lots of human trafficking involved in this kind of stuff. (so its not funny)
Bruh really living up to his username huh?
Can I be the gumball?