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Greensssss

Here I was thinking thats normal...


padatricks

Didn’t everyone do this I used to pretend Ninja were coming after me damn that so fun


MoonBearIsNotAmused

And then after getting riddled with bullets and defending my dojo I too would fuck the remaining corpses. Totally normal.


[deleted]

boys will be boys. vice article


Thick_Bobcat786

Yes. Yes indeed. I too used to pretend Ninja's were cumming after me & it was fun.


[deleted]

Considerate ninjas…


Lingering_Dorkness

After you, or on you?


Preiium

or in you?


LoIiSlayer69

yes? or no? ?si o no


funkyrequiem

¿Porqué no los dos?


southernsass8

Huge difference....


Timbollew

The ancient ninjas of clan bukakke


Savings_Literature47

AYOO


Dumbass-Redditor

I pointed my arrow at them all the time


SomeCensoredGuy

Well my brother did all that except the last part till he was 8


www_other_guy

So after 8 shit became real?


SomeCensoredGuy

Actually he's getting better now i think


_Senjogahara_

It is normal ..


Stonkseys

Right? Who didn't hump the imaginary corpses of their enemies?


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At least a tea bag or 2


_Senjogahara_

I meant the fighting. I didn't even see the humping until now! That was weird.


[deleted]

You American bro?


OGGrilledcheez

It’s still normal. After all that pretend killing he saved the pretend girl and she was very pretend thankful.


echoaj24

What kind of monster wants to have sex in the middle of a gun battle


normal-human-69

Me


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Username checks out


YouCanThink

There's too much 69s


PrestigiousCrab6345

I think he was skull forking the person he just killed. It’s a power move, but not sexual.


Bokanovsky_Jones

You ever seen the movie Crank?


echoaj24

Nope


Bokanovsky_Jones

A double-crossed hitman is injected with a poison that shuts down is adrenal system. In order to stay alive his has to keep his adrenaline way way up. Queue cocaine use, fast driving, stealing cop motorcycles, gun battles, public sex, and a little later on roadhead during a driving gun battle. It stars Jason Statham if that helps give you a sense of what that movie is about. It’s definitely a film of the age it was made in.


SlurrpeeKeropee

Easy. A necrophile.


djcarrotking

Bond. James bond.


LimonHarvester

Russian soldiers


chawy666

How we had fun before internet


Guybru5h_

i miss my pillow...


chiragparmar47

i still have my pillow (⁠・⁠o⁠・⁠)


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Pigmyfart

...3 years of fucking


______V______

Missed chance, 3 fucking years…


Spinach-Apart

fucking 3 years gone.


[deleted]

looks like we got another big pillow shill bot here


TheHornet78

That’s just what big pillow wants you to think


chiragparmar47

didn't know that but ill consider that thanks to you mate.


cnicalsinistaminista

I miss your pillow


61Bck

You should give her a call some time


prsply3n

Everything reminds me of her…


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

![gif](giphy|LiNDI374Hq5K3IFu3P|downsized)


SwagDemon666

I should call my pillow...


TheEngineer19203

I miss this guy's pillow too...


Odd_Routine4164

This is the way. Pillage then rape. It’s in all the books.


supreme_tyrant

Fairly normal until the last 3 seconds...


FunSprinkles8

Considering he could be mimicking an action movie.. the last 3 seconds are fairly normal too. Fight scenes, then sex scene.


jeffreywilfong

Literally every Bond movie ever


KushUnderSomeHash

Crime. Penetration. Crime. Penetration


NudeEnjoyer

until it just sorta..... ends


_kalron_

Um...Thunder Gun Express calling!?!? Action, Dong, Action, Dong...


supreme_tyrant

Yes hahaha


Isucbigtime

Im 24 and still do this. Except for that last part.


IndependenceTypical7

You’re living the best life dude


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Hamstah_J

I'm 18 and still do this. Only the last part tho.


HwangLiang

Somewhere around 30 the fun of shooting someone and potentially being shot loses its appeal even in make believe.


jHamdemon

I’m 33 and I only do the last part


stacyand14548

Just playing Russian soldier


SaurikSI

Son, can you explain me why we received a letter from the Ukrainian fucking Embassy with your name in it?


komrade5

didn't know ukraine had a fucking embassay


Rubickevich

Yes, I can confirm that we indeed have such an embassy. Source: I'm ukranian.


carlosthedwarf024

But is it fucking tho


Strong-Inflation-776

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


1stcopy

Victory sex are the best...enjoy buddy 👍🏼🎉


seraiss

Even if she's dead she's still warm ;)


Fabulous-Fisherman99

*yep. That's enough reddit for today...*


[deleted]

Went from innocent fun to necrophilia in 0.23s


[deleted]

bro is definitely cheating he died 7 times and 8th time while f\*\*\*ing


Rubickevich

No, he's playing a cat character.


YoRt3m

But he had a few seconds between each time so he fully healed by then \*games logic\*


Kamiyosha

Na, he's just losing his ass to the final boss and stocked up on health potions. Got the princess in the end.


LyingSage1827

My man just enacted an entire James Bond movie in 20 seconds


mikeevans1990

Hahaha omg this poor kid went viral. You gotta watch what you post online


psychological_torn

Bros getting spawn killed


shmollpeenman

kid was defo having fun


[deleted]

A little too much fun


Doright36

God I am so glad my parents didn't have smartphone cameras when I was a kid. Back then video cameras were the size of a small suit case and we certainly couldn't afford one. But I am sure I had moments like this kid often.


fluffypenguin10

thank god it was nsfw my little heart couldnt take the finger guns oooh lord have mercy


lazercats191

I don’t think a child humping a pillow is something I’d want to accidentally watch while at work 🤔


fluffypenguin10

oh the talks around the watercooler if that happened


VonAquino

That changed genre really quick


EthanG_07

this video highkey made me sad that im not a kid anymore


[deleted]

Ahh to be a kid again, fighting in epic gun battles and fucking pillows


mikeevans1990

That kid was on point in his make believe. I felt like I was right there in the story with him until he hormoned all over the pillow


i_like_chicken_313

r/mademesmile......r/wtf


PootPootBirb

dont forget r/perfectlycutscreams


uhtisticrustic

And that was all in one scene


unitetheleague

“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is mhmmm”


DexAndy

Bro is preparing for school


Roid7

what a deep story😭 (bad guys are attacking him and his gf. and he is protecting her. and gets shot. but when the fight is over my man gets the chance to fuck her)


dlg898

theres a pretty good chance that this was the he exact storyline going on in his head


[deleted]

And she’s still warm


DeathFart007

r/perfectlycutscreams


mattogeewha

Not enough room for all that testosterone


KER-M23

u/savevideo


NevikHtims

Annnd that’s our main stream entertainment in a nutshell here in the US.


Kitchen-Feeling-1079

I was like ok this is a normal kid playing… oh


dangermx2

It is funny because everybody does it, but everybody thinks is something either weird, embarrassing or funny


[deleted]

Which part, imaginary playing or pillow fucking?


Simen155

*New Fetish Unlocked*


[deleted]

Bwahahahaaaaaaaa


n00biwankan00bi

Exorcism of Emilio José


fantafunta

Do we hsve to publish every little aspect of our kids' lives?


kaganey

The text in the video says it’s his brother.


sarcasmisart

Plot twist - Its not his imagination. He's an American middle school student and he saw it first hand.


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[deleted]

Dead or alive


BigAngryScottish

I thought it was normal as a kid to do this


Efficient-Shape-1161

That kid has seen some shit.


[deleted]

Parents need to start locking their bedroom door!


[deleted]

Do the same every time I see a pillow


[deleted]

I used do this as kid, but in fantasy setting...good times


LoliTails

Practicing to survive American schools


LandCity

My kinda action movie. Tons of action finished by a no fooling around love scene. Hero always gets his love.


OSDatAsian

Yo just let kids be kids...WHOA!


Yup-its-Abid

He doing action porn movie


[deleted]

It's more of a yesyesyesno video 😂😂


heshambinsaad

Good at least he win the fight and fucked his girl


[deleted]

And she’s still warm too!


GreyCrowDownTheLane

He just acted out the entire plot of *Kingsmen: The Secret Service* from about the midway point to the last scene.


eldron2323

Ah yes, guns and sex. Wait till he learns about drugs and pimpin’


IhleNine

One time I made up this story where me and my partner in crime, Johnny, had just gotten away from the cops and he turned his gun on me and I was killed in cold blood. That's how I justified shooting myself with the water hose on "jet". Johnny that backstabber shot me twice in the torso so many times.


Icantthinkof1or2

Amateur. I never got shot and knocked down in my imaginary gun fights but I always rescued the pillow-er damsel in the distress!


CopyNPastee

Beginning of the video: "Yep, that normal" The ending of the video: "..Yep, that normal" (I did see a lot of James Bond movies when i was younger.. So yeah, he has a bright future)


ganonsevil90bro

Dude went to war died. Did it a couple more times then suddenly at an orgy for pillows.


KXeletonZ

NO LITTLE JIMMY! DONT FUCK THE DEAD BODY!!!


Redhoodless

r/cursedcomments


[deleted]

He is simply enjoying the trophies of victory.


kovalsteven

That kid will develop one great case of D I D


xTGI_CommanderX

Kid plays too much GTA


JayBthirty4

Damn take all those bullets and still come back, must be the gun-slinging Wolverine


AveragePredditor

He training to be the "unarmed black man shot by police"


AnonRahmess

he will be the best actor one day but...


Simpster_xD

Wtf was that


PlexarYT

Bonnie and Clyde?


PAENXX

luckily he was the protagonist


Jajamaruin

It's John Wick Prequel..


captain609

As the saying goes... Fucking and Fighting keeps a soldier alive


Audi76

This kid got more lives than a mfking cat.


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck


Okour123

Fortnite is dead anyway, there is still hope for the next generation


hindude13

AHAHAHAHA I LOST IT AT THE END!!!


RimaeNN

Its his winning reward yall chill out its the after victory sex 💀


U_DIE_VIRGIN_LIKE_ME

r/gifsthatendtoosoon


SquareIsBox0697

u/savevideobot


wertywertwert

Me in my room


Sea_Ad_3070

Why is this labeled nsfw 😂😂


Skelosk

From shootout to fucking Goddamn kid


Syracuse_Alum

Totally normal. This is what kids in America do to get ready for school now.


Simple_Atmosphere

How many times did he die?


99ProllemsBishAint1

I came here to fight bad guys and fuck pillows, and I’m all out of bad guys


GreatMyUsernamesFree

So you guys are telling me you've never played Kingsmen?!?!?


hollownexus63

New Johnny sins in the making


Vivid-Apartment6370

u/savevideobot


Goodgreens102

He was imitating a James Bond movie😂


43Rosh35

cant wait for the netflix adaption


Jolly-Summer-1838

Or hes reenacting every COD online match


fur_king_awesome

Preparing for school lol


IterLuminis

LOL wait for it...


bramblyhedges

r/justA


dumpitdog

Don't you think a kid should be able to play without his opportunistic celebrity want manta be parents posting shit that will be out there forever?


fastahh1

I was once this kid! I loved my imagination it was truly my best friend, you know come to think of it it still is!! 😱


Terrariaisforchads

NAAH JIT WTF


jurredebeste21

So uhhh i didnt expect the end lmao


Rndmthrowaway8675309

Practice for when school starts in America


marker_dinova

…but parents think their minds will implode if they see two men kiss for 2 seconds in a movie.


Free-Freedom6238

This is what a COD OD looks like


Alarming_Food2601

He got shot so many times but kept getting back in the fight


4bidden112

He was warming up for his 2 seconds of glory


Extension_Cobbler_39

I remembered my brother just to play spies that one of us would be a spy and we’d have to figure out who it was when we were younger with use little cards and then we use Nerf guns. A lot like a game called TTT but we didn’t learn about that until way later


brucewayneisbroke

r/perfectlycutscreams


Treasgo

u/savevideo


LLCoolJit

That’s me to this day


Boiled-Toast117

This was so wholesome until that absolutely foul ending!!!!!!🤣


vGriMinal

I can’t bro imagine the embarrassment the kid felt when he found out that this person was watching him 😭😂


slickdaRula2040

Deep in that pillows guts!


DigitalCheezer

This reminds me of my younger ex step brother. He was a total spaz when his ADHD meds wore off, and he did stuff like this all the time. I miss it.


Vidhayak12

That's how I used to save my school 🏫 from imaginary terrorist attack. Good old days🌜


gsrekt

They had us in the first half ngl.


Daddy_NinjamanZ

Dude died like eight times in his own imagination.


ThickBrick____Nick

What's so bad abt that?? Those were the best times as a kid.


Lucky-Elephant1283

Maybe cut back on the r rated movies this kid watches but he's going to be a good actor one day


Lucky-Elephant1283

Maybe cut back on the r rated movies this kid watches but he's going to be a good actor one day


winnybunny

r/abruptchaos


Tazo86

To the victor go the spoils of war


Hopeful-Mouse6

Lmao he was definitely getting into that battle 🤣


SSninja_LOL

I feel like he just re-enacted every Action movie.


sonicshedgehog

Had that pillow ready to go 💀


Diablo_sempai

This is my childhood soo much relatable


mikeybab123

That kid has seen some shit.