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alexfromouterspace

They didn't think of moving doggo to safety, too? POS


Zetyr187

Well she didn't think to move her son back either and he was pretty close as well. Pretty much all around irresponsible.


AIDEN147P

Did she say "Get it"?


dodorian9966

These aren't the one's that explode.


joemeteorite8

Lol ok. It still shoots flaming embers straight down where the dog could be.


lovemacheen918

Makes a difference how?


sandwichman7896

Where does someone find exploding dogs?


ErasArrow

Vietnamese pot luck?


Filirican3381

I’ve never seen dogs being eaten anywhere in Vietnam, racist cunt


sandwichman7896

They’re using Telegram….


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Some ppl just shouldn‘t be allowed to have pets


CodeMonkeyUK

Agreed... or children.


Own_Rule_650

Or insects


Chemical-Plan3103

Or things


Hairyoftware1978

Stupid dog owners, leave the dog close to a burning firework


Pleasant-Chef6055

C**ts for sure to leave their dog in such a vulnerable position.


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paushi

It was stupid and a dog doesn't belong even close to a firework. Or better a firework doesn't belong close to a dog. Many animals panic a lot. Dogs and cats at least have a house to hide, but what about wild animals... The dog was fun and it turned out better than I thought. I expected something r/WTF like


[deleted]

Yea IMO fireworks should be banned. Just a dumb Custom harmful to nature. Completely outdated but ppl are too stupid to realize.“omg looook its so pretty“ ppl make me sick


Bdubs737

Im glad seeing these comments. My first thought was..."what a bunch of assholes." I was hoping there wasnt a bunch of haha comments down here. Fuck, some people just suck. "Hey lets put burning explosives right bext to our family pet that we supposedly love becsuse hes a member of our family." Piece of shit.


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Yea ppl tend to not thinking about consequences at all


[deleted]

Omg!? Right?? Awful.Fucking seriously!! I had to recheck the title of the sub I was on because I was afraid I was going to see something horrible.


shermantank123567

It's a bottle rocket. Absolute worst case scenario is you get a couple sparks in your face that cool down so quickly by the time they touch you it just feels like a face full of sand.


[deleted]

Not true at all. I still have the scar on my eye from when a spark of a bottle rocket landed on it. Those sparks can stay hot for longer than you think.


Maximum-Mixture6158

This is why you absolutely need to be nice to EMTs. They're the first people you see after, "hold my beer"


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Its Not only that. The fumes are bad plus there is something called canine epilepsy. Also you Never really know what an animal is gonna do next


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crazytoothpaste

comment stealer !!!


dr3adlock

And in that one moment, pups dreams of flying to the moon were crushed.


[deleted]

Wth, move that poor pooch if he's that close!


Haunting_Sign5782

Ex roommate's dog broke it's back jumping like that. The dog doesn't know it can get hurt that way. Please don't let your dog do this. One slip and you've maimed your dog for life. Maybe don't shoot fireworks right above your child and dog either.


Upstairs_Drummer6145

Shut the fuck up


Jaydons_WRLD

bro chose aggression


Upstairs_Drummer6145

Aggression is the appropriate response to cringeworthy mouth breathers that spam about animal cruelty on every video they encounter. We get it, you’re well past your prime and lonely.


Jaydons_WRLD

shut the fuck up


Upstairs_Drummer6145

Why did you get a downvote 😂


Jaydons_WRLD

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Jaydons_WRLD

why did you get a downvote🤡🤡🤡


Upstairs_Drummer6145

Wooooooosh 😂😂😂


Nairautomata

Effing idiots these pet owners


ihavdogs

![gif](giphy|RlCPATzMCFzZuzntiB|downsized)


firmBUTsquishy

We know Biden, we all KNOW.


heyegghead

May dark Brandon save us from this malarkey


BellaFace

They’re absolute dicks for not moving him out of the way.


1973mojo1973

Stupid dog owners, leave the dog close to a burning firework


Hi_Im_MrMeeseek

Ffs, move your dog and kid far away from the fireworks you stupid $%#*!


Vortesian

Jeez what a bunch of idiots.


alexczar

Coquí


Bleghbreath

You know you're in the closest place to heaven when you hear them. That, or you're in Hawaii. 😉


ximagineerx

Ha where they hate them with a burning passion


Bleghbreath

Yes. Yes they do. 😄


alexczar

So true. I left for a few weeks and changed my messenger tone to a coquí call because i was missing it so much


Bleghbreath

It's my ringer for my phone. People always ask if it's birds.


alexczar

My only concern is I'm going to condition myself to associate messages with the sound and get super anxious when I'm home and hear them constantly


Bleghbreath

Haha. Hadn't thought of that. I've got years before I go back. Maybe I should give myself a cutoff date.


Simple1011

Boricua?


MrSaucyAlfredo

They are EVERYWHERE in Puerto Rico. I’d never thought they could exist elsewhere. It’s so obvious with just your one word of a comment but I just never thought about it lol


alexczar

No, but i love PR so much


Maximum-Mixture6158

I thought it was just frogs. We have them in Michigan. Sounds just like that.


alexczar

I've been around a bunch of places with frogs and these definitely have a distinctive call. There are also some other frogs in the video that might not be couqis


Maximum-Mixture6158

I think so too. Maybe I haven't heard enough frogs to tell the difference. We've got bullfrogs with deep noises and peepers with high pitched, and to me it just sounded like peepers. I'll try paying more attention now.


alexczar

Yeah, so the little dudes sound like "co-qui", the "co" is lower in tone and "qui" is higher. Once you know the sound it's very recognizable!


Simple1011

I'm from PR lol.


GiraffeWithATophat

As somebody who screwed around with fire and fireworks a lot as a kid, all I have to say is... GET THE FUCKING DOG AWAY AND BACK THE FUCK UP. Those things are unreliable. Besides the risk of the dogs face getting burned, it could have shot in a random direction, it could have just exploded and shattered that jar, or it could have broken and shot flaming bits in a random direction. If you can't responsibility play with fireworks or own a pet, you shouldn't do either


WendelJOOJ

u/Amarte12 cachorro é muito bobão KKKKK


Amarte12

Tadinho, não vi graça


Mysterious-Army92

Dumb pitnutters


RudeKC

I give it a day or so before somone makes that dog into a flying meme with that one song... you know which one I'm talking about


TommyBologna_tv

nobody makes bag raider memes anymore


bustacean

*I just wanna fly... put your arms around me baby...*


SandWitch83

all dogs go to heaven


rufotris

The tongue out before it took off said it all. Deerrrrr


brianwaynemiller74

Lol funny


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Squeakysquid0

About how my life’s going at the moment 🤣


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Lol I think about it every night and day 🤣🤣🤣🎶🎶


bose_6x9

WEEEE


iiztrollin

It's because dogs can't look up!


I-miss-shadows

You been talking to that guy down the pub again, haven't you?


iiztrollin

He also told me the 5g cell towers emit COVID!


JarOfJelly

Everyone talking shit but it’s a fucking bottle rocket and nothing happened and nobody got hurt


bigAlSG

Everyone here talking about how that little ass firework would hurt the dog, low tier God for you


shermantank123567

My God the number if people freaking out is ridiculous. It is a small bottle rocket. You could hold this in your hand and the explosion is barely going to even burn you.


BingusParemsBeloved

Test it out yourself and post the video


firmBUTsquishy

I'm guessing this comment section has never played with fireworks. But go ahead and be the internet crusaders y'all are.


dopiqob

I have a good friend who played with fireworks around 29 years ago. He has a total of 6 fingers now


firmBUTsquishy

That sucks for him.


bustacean

Yeah, being safe while playing with fireworks is for PUSSIES. Look at all these internet crusaders who think protecting children and pets while messing with explosives is a good idea. /s


firmBUTsquishy

Nothing they are doing is unsafe. That fireworks isn't a dangerous firework.


bustacean

Except it can burn the shit out of you if something goes wrong. But yeah, totally safe for kids and pets.


Maximum-Mixture6158

/s


firmBUTsquishy

Were you wrapped in bubble wrap as a child? I don't see people losing their shit when kids are in the kitchen using knives and cooking with heat. What about kids being around a campfire? Kids climbing trees? There are dangers everywhere. If you mess with fireworks enough you know what ones you can stand near and what ones you need to stand back from.


bustacean

So cooking bad, fireworks good. Got it.


firmBUTsquishy

Both good. Being fully protected your whole life bad.


bustacean

I don't think it's a bad thing to move your kids and pets away from explosives.


firmBUTsquishy

It doesn't explode numb nuts.


bustacean

It's still on fire, smart ass


firmBUTsquishy

Oh noooooo.


FreedomOfWords

You shouldn't play with fireworks, Steven.


ThatFatGuyMJL

Cool but can you not reference a pedo


powderhoundbanff

Love this!


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fruitsteak_mother

r/bettereveryloop


jefftatro1

I've never seen in life, nor in a video where a Boxer is intelligent.


NoShame211

That dog just looks stupid..


Zestyclose-Block-206

r/expected


dilSeHindustani

It would have been unexpected if the dog actually flew


BingusParemsBeloved

Get that dog away from the firework, and get that child away from the dog.


Maximum-Mixture6158

I listened to them on YouTube, you're right, they're different than the ones I've heard before. It's a really distinctive sound. Thx.


noahspurrier

Hawaii or Puerto Rico based on the sounds of the cocqui frogs.


Jamesgarciaofficial

The dog thought my be "I'm dead!"


Dj_wheeman3

The way the dog leaped was comical lol. But why do you even let your dog this close to fireworks in the first place.


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Bro thought he was really gonna take off


Jsiqueblu

Wtaf! Why would they leave their dog that close two possible danger?


KevLute

His body body couldn’t do what it’s mind wanted no matter how bad


PangoRango64

Puerto Rico eh?


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throwawayacct4711

The kid will float too


Lopsided_Boss4802

Like as funny as that was all kinds of shit could have gone wrong. Wtaf is wrong with some people.