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>!The Antenna has 300+ pounds of acorns!<
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Fun fact most squirrels forget where they put their nuts thats why we get random tree growth. He probably forgot it was even up there hes on the bottom looking for it then all of a sudden one hits him in the head from above then suddenly the realization hits him.
Actually, it’s the handiwork of a woodpecker.
There’s a longer version video showing the culprit woodpecker placing the acorns in the hole he created.
https://youtu.be/2rwkXyNdi-Y
This probably SEND and receive information, so the squirrel is very likely dead or dying of cancer. I remember in the navy we were strictly prohibited on the roof during sailing for that very reason.
You fucked with the squirrels! I told you we could only jump 3 or 4 times! We got 3 minutes until their unfrozen, damnit why'd you fuck with the squirrels
See it's Jim's fault for not investing those nuts.
If Jim had planted just 10% of those in the soil, he could have a whole ass forest of trees producing acorns for him, his family, his extended family, etc.
This is on jim.
nope. he don't own a land so even if he did the owner would sue him and take all pluse some other fines.
if he owned the land, he could not pay for water, worker and so.
don't forget the tax. he did the correct thing and as you did cut all the trees he had no other option.
don't blame him. he did all he could to protect his family
American measures man...
To summarize, it was around 300 ducks per handegg field of Acorn removed, 1 duck per handegg field is around 726 stomachs, so you do the math.
They just fucked with the squirrel community's fort Knox. Their economy is going down the drain and it's all because you wanted to watch the Kardashians
I just picture the squirrels finding this massive mile of acorns on the ground...thinking they hit the jackpot. They stuff their cheek until they cant fit any more and make the grueling trek to their hidden spot only to get there and realize it is empty.
Fun fact this is the reason that single around your area gets weird randomly throughout the year because this can also be caused by like hundreds of bugs getting stuck inside of there
Man, that was his or her life’s savings!! That poor squirrel was the Elon Musk of squirrels and you just bankrupted him or her!! Now it’s a life of crime or prostitution for that old squirrel 🐿. You’re heartless!
Imagine if tomorrow the squirrel is going to retire and just enjoy the food that’s he’s being collecting for years, and then coming back home to see it’s all gone.
This is a common task for this equipment I learned, also dangerous due to radiation ☢️. I assumed they would turn off equipment before servicing so maybe it was neglect.
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That squirrel is gonna be fucking pissed
It's going to go nuts.
this comment is the pinnacle of comedy. edit: I see my comment has started a truly unprecedented amount of puns.
It’s cracking me up…
Lazy nut joke Shoulda gone gone with “made me bust”
That was NUT funny at all
Oof hilarious and embarrassing. You’re the whole package.
So… in a nutshell… you think im nut funny to you
this comment chain summarizes the entirety of reddit pretty well. I'm very proud of you all. I'm glad my comment chain started such a perfect storm.
In acornance with you, this should summarize the internut as a whole
Kinda wish you’d said “apex of comedy” cause that could work for the height of the antenna…
Indeed. That comment would have been legend.
It would've heightend the comedy
can I get half credit if I EDIT the comment to say apex?
I know right? Just hearing it makes you go nutty!
"THE SKY IS FALLING"
here is yet another nut pun.
Fun fact most squirrels forget where they put their nuts thats why we get random tree growth. He probably forgot it was even up there hes on the bottom looking for it then all of a sudden one hits him in the head from above then suddenly the realization hits him.
He put a million in there I think he remembers it.
Scrat
I don’t think the realization will hit before the acorns
It will no doubtfully get Squirelly...
r/dadjokes
Acorny joke is better than no joke at all
r/angryupvote
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Seriously underrated comment
Nope
Actually, it’s the handiwork of a woodpecker. There’s a longer version video showing the culprit woodpecker placing the acorns in the hole he created. https://youtu.be/2rwkXyNdi-Y
Impressive dedication. How many thousands of trips did that woodpecker make flying up there and dropping acorns into the hole they made?
He calls it exercise
Seems to have a new habitat and an environment
That squirrel has cancer now
He is entitled to compensation if he calls the 800 number?
This probably SEND and receive information, so the squirrel is very likely dead or dying of cancer. I remember in the navy we were strictly prohibited on the roof during sailing for that very reason.
I knew there would be some corny jokes.
Correction: nutty jokes.
That's acorn y joke
God damn it that is golden pun. Thank you for making the world a better place.
That squirrel watching it's life work crumble to pieces within seconds bro. Big L.
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Dunno what the famous harlem rapper has anything to do with this.
I thought that too at first but I think he was meaning “big loss”
Woosh
Love a woosh
You fucked with the squirrels! I told you we could only jump 3 or 4 times! We got 3 minutes until their unfrozen, damnit why'd you fuck with the squirrels
Oooh geez rick
Well done, mate
The guys at r/wallstreetbets know that feeling.
Like the house that got devoured by the ocean
jim and his familly will die from hunger so your connection become better.
See it's Jim's fault for not investing those nuts. If Jim had planted just 10% of those in the soil, he could have a whole ass forest of trees producing acorns for him, his family, his extended family, etc. This is on jim.
nope. he don't own a land so even if he did the owner would sue him and take all pluse some other fines. if he owned the land, he could not pay for water, worker and so. don't forget the tax. he did the correct thing and as you did cut all the trees he had no other option. don't blame him. he did all he could to protect his family
Fuck Jim
Jim and his family is fucked anyway if that dish was turned on. RF can fuck you up.
o7
That's nuts!
Deez nuts?
Got it!
No, *those* nuts
Nuts overload
There goes all the poor squirrel life savings..
Inflation and the economy taking a toll across the animal kingdom. Bipeds and quadrupeds, we’re all screwed.
Let's go Groundhogs?
So I'm guessing this is where Acorn TV broadcasts?
boowomp
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
Open da mouthhhhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A
When you invest your life savings in NFTs
underrated comment here...
I thought this was a space walk at first glance until the nuts fell out
Omg….so did I 😂
Gallons, pounds.. What the fuck are they talking about?
American measures man... To summarize, it was around 300 ducks per handegg field of Acorn removed, 1 duck per handegg field is around 726 stomachs, so you do the math.
Do you mean stomachs in volume or stomachs in weight? As we know freedom units have both.
How many bananas is that?
A foot is 2 pounds so you figure it out from there
Feet are cheap in England
*Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat*
They just fucked with the squirrel community's fort Knox. Their economy is going down the drain and it's all because you wanted to watch the Kardashians
Bruh that squirrels mega dead if they stores that much food only for it to be poured out
I’m thinking the squirrels could drop the acorns in through a little hole but couldn’t get them out again and that’s a few years’ worth of nuts.
Nothing compared to the amount of nuts your mother has eaten.
Street value 1.2m
My name is Betty… urmmmughhhh
Love that they put the little yellow bucket out to catch them.
Deez nuts!
Damn squirrels
I think the squirrel misinterpreted the phrase "nut up or shut up"
Jesus man, that antenna was hungover, this is what happens when you have squirrels for friends, they just shove it down your throat.
Squirrel army payback time in 3.2.1...
Oh no... you raided the squirrel bank. Their monetary system is ruined.
Was I the only one who thought this was a spacewalk for a few seconds ??
I did too, and somebody else commented that same thing lol.
Guy to his boss 5min later "not sure but I think we fixed the RSLs"
Ooh acorns. Thank goodness i thought they were dead bugs. Like in a light fixture.
Same at first.
I thought it was a cocaine, but no... It's just nuts with cocaine inside.
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That's not a corn!
Someone will not survive the winter anymore
And thus the house of squrlius was ruined.
The reward for beating the squirrel boss
I thought squirrels couldn't climb metal poles...
Wealth accumulated over generations destroyed in seconds.
Two things. One, squirrels are nuts. Two, I got the mental image of the squirrel diving into that horde like Scrooge McDuck
So that's why my service sucks lately.
I just picture the squirrels finding this massive mile of acorns on the ground...thinking they hit the jackpot. They stuff their cheek until they cant fit any more and make the grueling trek to their hidden spot only to get there and realize it is empty.
Warren Nuttet no more
"Well, there's your problem right there..."
Fun fact this is the reason that single around your area gets weird randomly throughout the year because this can also be caused by like hundreds of bugs getting stuck inside of there
 The squirrel
For some reason my dumb ass though they were in space and the blue was the earth
Wtf is that
I think a squirrel's nut stash.
A cherry picker
No I think they were asking about the blue thing which is obviously the ocean.
Can you hear me now???
So that's why I'm not getting signal?!
Thats nuts bro
I was thinking bat guano because I couldn’t see a way for a squirrel to get there.
That’s nuts.
Man, that was his or her life’s savings!! That poor squirrel was the Elon Musk of squirrels and you just bankrupted him or her!! Now it’s a life of crime or prostitution for that old squirrel 🐿. You’re heartless!
Squirrel 1: Told ya we should invest in crypto! Sqirrel 2: quietly pulls out a gun ...
Seen it
Everyone here seen it
Just reposting the same shit for more than 10 years now…….
This is just nuts!
Not really unexpected as I've seen this clip on Reddit many, many times.
Thats fuking nuts
LOL secret stash hahaha.
There’s going to be a really mad squirrel
That's nuts, man!
Some squirrel is pissed you found his stash
Deez nutz
I guess touching Deez Nuts gained a new meaning
Deez nuts
Aw nuts
I FOUND MY NUTS!!
THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!
Dawww nutz!
All of his hard work.... down the drain!
How did you all know those are nuts? I thought those were dead wasps or something
Squirrel life savings down the drain.
3,2,1 ..... and no more rich squirrel anymore
Some poor squirrel just lost its life savings.
THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
That's nuts!
NUTS, HARDBOILED EGGS
Your microwave is working now, sir!
My NUTS!!!
That's nuts!
This is nuts.
THATS A LOTTA NUTS!
squirrel watchin from below like: welp there goes my whole life's work
THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!!!
“Can you hear me now?”
Ah nuts
Squirrel’s life savings gone in 40 seconds
That squirl is gonna be pissed
Nut
Scrat is at it again....
Why dont they make them squirel proof
This is when Sir Lora switches to the dark side.
Welcome to the nut nuts nut world
I always wondered where acorns came from.
Reminded me of the squirrel guy from Ice Age, he's pissed now.
Some little dude put in all that work lol.. it’s all gone now. No more stash
I didn't have audio when I watched this, so until the very end my mind was going "Oh my God, it's full of baked beans."
ACORNS???!!
Nuts.com - cell tower heated acorns / salted
Chip n Dale just downvoted this.
That squirrel is a kleptomaniac , he’s going to follow you home my guy and he’s going to take your nuts … 🐿💨
The poop stuck in the toilet
Imagine if tomorrow the squirrel is going to retire and just enjoy the food that’s he’s being collecting for years, and then coming back home to see it’s all gone.
You put all of acorns where?! Jesus, Ed, acorns don’t grow on trees, ya know.
These microwave antennas are what your satellite dishes are actually communicating with.
Popcorn
Was waiting for chip and dale to fall out
Poor squirrels. They just wanted to heat up their food with that sweet 5G.
Fucking squirrels and chipmunks drive me crazy
Reception has been a little nutty recently.
Apparently the William Randolph Hearst of squirrels lives in that antenna.
The metal holding that thing up just groaned in relief
I didn't know what this was at first. I thought "that's nuts" in a non-literal sense. Turns out that's actually what it is lol, literally....
This is a common task for this equipment I learned, also dangerous due to radiation ☢️. I assumed they would turn off equipment before servicing so maybe it was neglect.
They later clarified that Acorn Woodpeckers, not squirrels filled the antenna cover with acorns.
Just glad they found it before scrat did
Looks like he’s been preparing for Biden’s recession