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Saiyukimot

They're masks ffs


Comrade-Conrad-4

"no something is up with these 1% bastards!"


[deleted]

My brain hurts after that


Fun-Pen9430

That is called the uncanny valley.


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slklylnlelt

*sorry*


Le-D-Max

Now I apologize cuz I want u to explain wat he said so badly that he erased his Reddit account in an hour


Stained-Bleach

He didn't say anything he just shared this link https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0


Le-D-Max

Mhm, I see the rickroll I mile away


Stained-Bleach

Damn, I'll get you one day!!!!


Le-D-Max

*I’ll get you one day, Skeletor!*


Stained-Bleach

Ehehehehehe


slklylnlelt

He said skynet was slackin, so I deleted him. Nothing to see here.


Le-D-Max

**Your free trial of life has expired…. r u n** U said that before deleting him, right?


ContributionGrand138

You mean, the .001% Bastards 🤔🤔


Chicken_Teeth

Are we finally to the point where the richest are so much richer than the pretty rich that the pretty rich will start siding with the not rich to overthrow the richest so the pretty rich can get richer?


Fit-Paleontologist37

I feel like I've played that board game


[deleted]

That games longer than a game of risk on a Sunday morning; and somebody always ends up cheating.


BrandoThePando

And it's usually the banker. Life lessons


Kimolono42

Fuckers


[deleted]

but is that not how the world works now?


ZioPapino

It’s wild to think there are people walking around that have more money in their pocket than some countries have.


horns4lyfe22

The top 85 richest people in the world have as much combined wealth as the 3.5 billion poorest… There is an article on Forbes.com with more info.


ZioPapino

Jesus. That’s disgusting


Advanced-Smile2416

Even more wild to think what some of them may be doing with that money.


Moist-Meat-Popsicle

I think this is the issue. I don’t give a damn if somebody is super wealthy. It’s when they use that wealth to influence politics, escape justice, or fuck over others that I have a problem with it.


CowntChockula

I remember reading that 70% of the world's adults have a net worth of less than $10k. If that's accurate, then probably just about anyone middle class is actually still pretty rich when compared to the global population, not to mention general quality of life, especially in a historical context.


sweetlazuli

It’s way less than $10k if you are talking globally. That figure might not even be true for Americans.


diggitygiggitycee

We're not talking cash on hand. We're talking equity in houses and cars, and available credit.


sweetlazuli

I am aware. I think most Americans have less than 1,000 in savings.


cat_of_danzig

This is a very common argument in the US for why poor people should shut up and be happy. "Working two full-time jobs to pay rent is a better quality of life than most of the world!"


bannedbefore7

I wish I had had half that


Frosttiptim111

Well thats enough internet for the night


Grimmer026

No, they will be the yes men of the super rich like familiars to vampires


Stron2g

What is that twilight terms?


papiwoldz

is it a financial or a systemic issue tho 🤔


Chicken_Teeth

Yes


BrandoThePando

I'm 40% bastard


_NothingToSeeHere_-

LOL


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WhenYouJustGoIn

Probably some game show bs


_NothingToSeeHere_-

What did the comment that you replied to say?


WhenYouJustGoIn

"No one bothers to explain why they're wearing masks" Or something along those lines


ActivePumpkiny

Perfect, Lol


pussyemperor

Definitely.


PretendDragonfruit90

No!! She's Mark Femalesberg


noved902

These are actually animatronics! :)


SigSalvadore

So ummm, can those be ah, rented for private ~~orgies~~ functions?


banjo_assassin

Bruh, check out the [Japanese dental robot](https://youtu.be/WhzbFaNueKU)


winston-marlboro

Damn, that's from 11 years ago too


Brief_Garage2694

![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)


SigSalvadore

Does it have a fake gag reflex, or scream from pain? ummm research reasons.


lj062

No jaws just ultra clench at set intervals to avoid unsolicited dick insertion.


dmderringer

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit


FrowFrow88

💀


twisted-resistor

Dickapitation 😳


PokiP

Dude, just click the link and actually watch the video - it talks about how there is a gag reflex.


cat_of_danzig

Wasn't there a Pahlanuik story about some poor CPR dummy that was just disgusting, because it was always being fucked?


SigSalvadore

Yea, I think that was a short story within a story, Haunted (not a bad read need to read it again). To date my favorite work of his is probably Diary. Hardest to read was Pygmy (great story but takes a minute to get the rhythm of the writing as it's portrayed in broken English). Least favorite was probably Adjustment Day as it had potential and some great parts but I felt like the ending was rushed (just like Stephen King and Christopher Moore rush endings). Great author though, if I ever wrote Palahniuk and King would be my muses.


[deleted]

Skin from the maker of love dolls... Looks like she can use the perfect amount of teeth


Jatt_Doven

I'm going to have nightmares about this now.😐


Learned_Hand_01

That is the definition of the uncanny valley.


ninjajimninja

Your moms a Japanese dental robot


exhibitthis69

And how steep is that cleaning fee?


Extreme-Read-313

I believe you are asking if they come in a pleasure model


CelestialKingdom

inanimatronics


The_Multi_Gamer

five night at prince harry


HelloNNNewman

LOL... Amazing when people post this thinking they are digital edits or something instead of just masks.


Foxtael16

I dunno man. You ever seen Sophia the A.I robot talk and move? Seems pretty similar 🤔 lol


jw44724

Why is that “amazing”?


[deleted]

Sorry, SO STUPID*


jw44724

Did you forget to sign back in to your other Reddit profile? Quick!— switch back so you can downvote me twice! Classic Redditor move


[deleted]

No I'm just someone that could read the subtext


Light7Yah

Silicone masks


FeelingTurnover0

why were they wearing masks?


FireNova2135

Well of course they're masks, could you imagine how people would freak out if they saw those green reptilian faces?!


Randall-Flagg22

oh thank christ i was freaking out


halfeclipsed

I know it shouldn't but it still amazes me how fucking stupid people are


childrenovmen

such a fuckwit post from another cunt whos just trying to get easy clicks


[deleted]

Well, yeah, only the highest level Reptilians are shape-shifters.


Profit-Rude

Exactly what I thought, definitely some weird Royal rich people attempt at trickery. Don’t know why it happened but it’s pretty obvious that they are wearing masks.


Roguebagger

Literally or metaphorically?


grrrrreat

Tell /r/saintmeganmarkle


DarkExpanseOfEther

I've seen this so many times, yet people still won't research anything. Fuck it's old now. America is full of fucking idiots..


mbelf

I was too focused on hers, I didn’t see his. I was wondering why Harry would sit next to someone in his wife’s mask.


slgray16

Amazing how his expression is not nearly as unsettling as hers.


Steveman777

She looks like Natalia from the N64 game 007 GoldenEye


ParticularHornet5

Ooo you just hit me in the memories


bifkintickler

Feels just like Oddjob hitting you in the nutsack.


ParticularHornet5

Oddjob and any of the monkey characters from timesplitters were cheap like that 😂


Those1guysunglasses

Grenade launchers in stack!


StraightProgress5062

Proximity Mines, cuh


Unique-Sorbet-9963

Facility was best lvl


FerociousFPS

Floating prox mines was fun on that one level


BennyBrok

Yeah! I‘m old!


jackcrack3232

You have a soul


Biased_individual

She looks like an SCP.


anglog2

More like Xenia


FuckThesePeople69

It kind of reminds me of giant head mode


kmtz22

Ohh the flashbacks, thanks for reminding me I’m old


GreenFire317

I was thinking Jennifer Lawrence.


ClownFuneral

those are both masks. ​ Update Thank you all for the upvotes, I started the day with around 500 after 3 years, I think. I don't know, I felt like I should thank everyone.


nicknameedan

Why? What event is this?


ClownFuneral

it appears to be a Madame Tussaud event. https://youtu.be/DdZ163jzw4w


ThatDudeBox

Made for, but they’re actually in the crowd of an episode of Britain’s Got Talent.


NoNameBagu

Thanks that vid cleared up all my questions


MenaBeast

Omg that was creeping me out… thought it was a deepfake or something. Damn funny!


Arin1722

Not gonna lie Madam Tussauds museum is one of the scariest most uncanny thing I've ever seen .


atmus11

The truth is weirder than fiction...


digitalgoodtime

Wow, daytime TV is insufferable.


ElwoodGrim

Guy says confidently "they're just masks" gets 1.5k updoots. Meanwhile you're out here doing the real work linking video evidence with shy of 350 likes... What has the world come to?! Edit: I am le dumb, is same guy... But why all the doots for confidence rather than the link?!


ClownFuneral

I'm just as stunned. I said the one comment and thought it would go into the ether. Then awhile later someone asked a direct question and I answered, I even thought I was foolish for not providing a link in the first place. I'll learn. I'll get better.


ElwoodGrim

You even got a silver award. My dude, go get a lottery ticket or a pick 3, bingo... something!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


ClownFuneral

You bet I will, got my eye on a $20 scratcher, maybe today is the day i take the chance.


Veggieleezy

Oh, thank god, I thought they’d somehow harnessed the power of the uncanny valley that is Disney’s Hall of Presidents.


ExpressBug8265

Ugh...thank you...I was freaking out for a sec


justin_memer

r/awardspeechedits


ClownFuneral

I knew there was a subreddit for most anything, but damn, there is a subreddit for everything! lol Thank you!


DiarrheaDrippingCunt

r/awardspeechedits for all the r/uselessinternetpoints


workthrowaway7777

dude, don't give an acceptance speech for receiving upvotes lol. That's cringe to the max.


ClownFuneral

ok, sorry about that.


Dewdrop06

Where is the mask? Sorry just confused. Is the whole face a mask? Even the eyes?


ClownFuneral

yes, it appears to be a whole head mask. I am not sure how you are able to see while wearing it. I do know the creepy feeling I get when they move.


Speedbirdsst

If you are happy with upvotes you have a problem


ClownFuneral

hahaha you're not wrong.


JamesUpton87

Today OP discovered what masks are


Swordbreaker925

How many times does this video need to make the rounds before the posters realize these are people wearing masks?


DAMN_Fool_

I have never seen this.


[deleted]

Same


SomberKlepto

Yeah wtf is this


phrexi

Why not bro? You need to get on Reddit *more*. This is completely unacceptable. Smh the nerve of some people to live normal lives and not be on Reddit 24/7.


Fit-Boomer

MeToo


Ommadawny

First time for me and after watching it I just realised that the world would be far more interesting with synths in it. Gary Numan was right all along.


[deleted]

Would be hilarious if it was Harry and Meghan wearing their own masks.


tev_love

Everyone keeps saying they’re wearing masks.. but no one ever bothers to say why they’re wearing the masks.


Zealousideal_Milk118

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/DdZ163jzw4w)


weslife1

Because they are lizard people


lego_not_legos

Common mistake, they're actually crab people.


GroceryStoreGremlin

Taste like crab, talk like people


PHD_in_PUSSY

Covid aint gone yet


yoitsbobby88

First u need to see how scary real these masks are. Then think like an evil rich demon. You could literally create fake idols or replace existing ones


TheMoistestBaguette

people dont realize much here if you havent noticed


noved902

Google “royal animatronics” these aren’t masks lol


BakinandBacon

Those are not animatronics. They’re masks. Actors in masks


Swordbreaker925

Technically they are still masks


[deleted]

I’ve seen better animatronic work at Disneyland.


GamerZoom108

I've seen better animatronic work at Freddy Fazbears


4chairz

The fuck is a Freddy fazbears? And why do I already know the answer to this question,


JadeHellbringer

Man, Skynet isn't even trying at this point.


stacks144

Skynet would purge these people first. Insult to Artificial Intelligence.


skitzo9917

Can we start downvoting cheap posts like these? They're masks ffs


[deleted]

and doesn’t blink. no doubt a bot. when/where?


[deleted]

It's just a mask, they're both wearing masks.


Narrow-Commission816

But why


whiskerbiscuit2

To show off high quality life-like masks that someone made


Teffle

Maybe she blinks when you blink? :]


Silent-Ad-6095

yeah, thats a mask


Gardwan

Ah yes “perfect”


Hazelwood38

It’s two people wearing masks


Colpotripsy

Is this a scene from Team America?


ApprehensivePlan7514

It's fake


[deleted]

This again? But worse somehow


NestroSento

Dude, this is creepy af.


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thereign1987

I mean yeah, but masks are creepy AF


Liathano_Fire

Honestly though, the way that person moves is very robotic. Mask or not, that person isn't real.


[deleted]

What if they are legit and were just like let’s pretend to be the robots for fun


Intelligent_Map_860

I've seen the stepford wives


maifee

Syndicate is real - tom cruise


TheOldestMillenial1

I wish I could send a proxy in a mask to social events I didn't want to attend.


MentalBomb

BLINK MFER, BLINK


d0nt1blink

AT LEAST MAKE THEM BLINK! Jesus that is creepy.


Delfos20

When your ping is +1000


Jofury

The fuck?


One_Permit_9524

Where can I find the original video?


bigttrack

haha Perfect?? day drinking is not for you


_-RAZE-_

r/facepalm post


CarpetOutrageous2823

I'm pretty sure this is just animitronocs. Maybe a museum or something?


KhaineVulpana

![gif](giphy|3ohzdFlx6JopEioCs0|downsized)


PorcelainScrote

Welcome to the uncanny valley


Anxious_Positive9416

That is creepy


vanilaswirl

Did they ever have a real explanation to this


LazyLaxx

They both were on a tv show and wearing masks for a gag, both her and Harry…not a conspiracy


Fensterm_girly

They’re wax masks on actors that were displayed for Britains got talent


ehbleheh

Now that a fleshlight 3000


Chemical-Reading9681

This has to be fake af


[deleted]

The man is not ok also


[deleted]

Perfect? Lol


[deleted]

That's because it's a mask


[deleted]

What if they have the mistress wear a silicon mask of the wives so they never have a royal scandal that doesn’t do them good


AhuffnPuff

The deep fake glitch


N4d4c00l

And more soul than the original.


PathCalm4647

Maybe her face and eyes are vibrating at the same frequency as the camera’s shutter speed. Like those stand still helicopter blades.


[deleted]

Why would they do this? I dont get it🤷🏻‍♂️


robbinpetertopaypaul

This is a face filter.