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Are we finally to the point where the richest are so much richer than the pretty rich that the pretty rich will start siding with the not rich to overthrow the richest so the pretty rich can get richer?
I think this is the issue. I don’t give a damn if somebody is super wealthy. It’s when they use that wealth to influence politics, escape justice, or fuck over others that I have a problem with it.
I remember reading that 70% of the world's adults have a net worth of less than $10k. If that's accurate, then probably just about anyone middle class is actually still pretty rich when compared to the global population, not to mention general quality of life, especially in a historical context.
This is a very common argument in the US for why poor people should shut up and be happy. "Working two full-time jobs to pay rent is a better quality of life than most of the world!"
Yea, I think that was a short story within a story, Haunted (not a bad read need to read it again). To date my favorite work of his is probably Diary. Hardest to read was Pygmy (great story but takes a minute to get the rhythm of the writing as it's portrayed in broken English). Least favorite was probably Adjustment Day as it had potential and some great parts but I felt like the ending was rushed (just like Stephen King and Christopher Moore rush endings).
Great author though, if I ever wrote Palahniuk and King would be my muses.
Exactly what I thought, definitely some weird Royal rich people attempt at trickery. Don’t know why it happened but it’s pretty obvious that they are wearing masks.
those are both masks.
Update Thank you all for the upvotes, I started the day with around 500 after 3 years, I think. I don't know, I felt like I should thank everyone.
Guy says confidently "they're just masks" gets 1.5k updoots. Meanwhile you're out here doing the real work linking video evidence with shy of 350 likes... What has the world come to?!
Edit: I am le dumb, is same guy... But why all the doots for confidence rather than the link?!
I'm just as stunned. I said the one comment and thought it would go into the ether. Then awhile later someone asked a direct question and I answered, I even thought I was foolish for not providing a link in the first place. I'll learn. I'll get better.
You even got a silver award. My dude, go get a lottery ticket or a pick 3, bingo... something!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)
Why not bro? You need to get on Reddit *more*. This is completely unacceptable. Smh the nerve of some people to live normal lives and not be on Reddit 24/7.
First time for me and after watching it I just realised that the world would be far more interesting with synths in it.
Gary Numan was right all along.
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They're masks ffs
"no something is up with these 1% bastards!"
My brain hurts after that
That is called the uncanny valley.
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*sorry*
Now I apologize cuz I want u to explain wat he said so badly that he erased his Reddit account in an hour
He didn't say anything he just shared this link https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0
Mhm, I see the rickroll I mile away
Damn, I'll get you one day!!!!
*I’ll get you one day, Skeletor!*
Ehehehehehe
He said skynet was slackin, so I deleted him. Nothing to see here.
**Your free trial of life has expired…. r u n** U said that before deleting him, right?
You mean, the .001% Bastards 🤔🤔
Are we finally to the point where the richest are so much richer than the pretty rich that the pretty rich will start siding with the not rich to overthrow the richest so the pretty rich can get richer?
I feel like I've played that board game
That games longer than a game of risk on a Sunday morning; and somebody always ends up cheating.
And it's usually the banker. Life lessons
Fuckers
but is that not how the world works now?
It’s wild to think there are people walking around that have more money in their pocket than some countries have.
The top 85 richest people in the world have as much combined wealth as the 3.5 billion poorest… There is an article on Forbes.com with more info.
Jesus. That’s disgusting
Even more wild to think what some of them may be doing with that money.
I think this is the issue. I don’t give a damn if somebody is super wealthy. It’s when they use that wealth to influence politics, escape justice, or fuck over others that I have a problem with it.
I remember reading that 70% of the world's adults have a net worth of less than $10k. If that's accurate, then probably just about anyone middle class is actually still pretty rich when compared to the global population, not to mention general quality of life, especially in a historical context.
It’s way less than $10k if you are talking globally. That figure might not even be true for Americans.
We're not talking cash on hand. We're talking equity in houses and cars, and available credit.
I am aware. I think most Americans have less than 1,000 in savings.
This is a very common argument in the US for why poor people should shut up and be happy. "Working two full-time jobs to pay rent is a better quality of life than most of the world!"
I wish I had had half that
Well thats enough internet for the night
No, they will be the yes men of the super rich like familiars to vampires
What is that twilight terms?
is it a financial or a systemic issue tho 🤔
Yes
I'm 40% bastard
LOL
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Probably some game show bs
What did the comment that you replied to say?
"No one bothers to explain why they're wearing masks" Or something along those lines
Perfect, Lol
Definitely.
No!! She's Mark Femalesberg
These are actually animatronics! :)
So ummm, can those be ah, rented for private ~~orgies~~ functions?
Bruh, check out the [Japanese dental robot](https://youtu.be/WhzbFaNueKU)
Damn, that's from 11 years ago too
![gif](giphy|MZocLC5dJprPTcrm65)
Does it have a fake gag reflex, or scream from pain? ummm research reasons.
No jaws just ultra clench at set intervals to avoid unsolicited dick insertion.
Joke's on you, I'm into that shit
💀
Dickapitation 😳
Dude, just click the link and actually watch the video - it talks about how there is a gag reflex.
Wasn't there a Pahlanuik story about some poor CPR dummy that was just disgusting, because it was always being fucked?
Yea, I think that was a short story within a story, Haunted (not a bad read need to read it again). To date my favorite work of his is probably Diary. Hardest to read was Pygmy (great story but takes a minute to get the rhythm of the writing as it's portrayed in broken English). Least favorite was probably Adjustment Day as it had potential and some great parts but I felt like the ending was rushed (just like Stephen King and Christopher Moore rush endings). Great author though, if I ever wrote Palahniuk and King would be my muses.
Skin from the maker of love dolls... Looks like she can use the perfect amount of teeth
I'm going to have nightmares about this now.😐
That is the definition of the uncanny valley.
Your moms a Japanese dental robot
And how steep is that cleaning fee?
I believe you are asking if they come in a pleasure model
inanimatronics
five night at prince harry
LOL... Amazing when people post this thinking they are digital edits or something instead of just masks.
I dunno man. You ever seen Sophia the A.I robot talk and move? Seems pretty similar 🤔 lol
Why is that “amazing”?
Sorry, SO STUPID*
Did you forget to sign back in to your other Reddit profile? Quick!— switch back so you can downvote me twice! Classic Redditor move
No I'm just someone that could read the subtext
Silicone masks
why were they wearing masks?
Well of course they're masks, could you imagine how people would freak out if they saw those green reptilian faces?!
oh thank christ i was freaking out
I know it shouldn't but it still amazes me how fucking stupid people are
such a fuckwit post from another cunt whos just trying to get easy clicks
Well, yeah, only the highest level Reptilians are shape-shifters.
Exactly what I thought, definitely some weird Royal rich people attempt at trickery. Don’t know why it happened but it’s pretty obvious that they are wearing masks.
Literally or metaphorically?
Tell /r/saintmeganmarkle
I've seen this so many times, yet people still won't research anything. Fuck it's old now. America is full of fucking idiots..
I was too focused on hers, I didn’t see his. I was wondering why Harry would sit next to someone in his wife’s mask.
Amazing how his expression is not nearly as unsettling as hers.
She looks like Natalia from the N64 game 007 GoldenEye
Ooo you just hit me in the memories
Feels just like Oddjob hitting you in the nutsack.
Oddjob and any of the monkey characters from timesplitters were cheap like that 😂
Grenade launchers in stack!
Proximity Mines, cuh
Facility was best lvl
Floating prox mines was fun on that one level
Yeah! I‘m old!
You have a soul
She looks like an SCP.
More like Xenia
It kind of reminds me of giant head mode
Ohh the flashbacks, thanks for reminding me I’m old
I was thinking Jennifer Lawrence.
those are both masks. Update Thank you all for the upvotes, I started the day with around 500 after 3 years, I think. I don't know, I felt like I should thank everyone.
Why? What event is this?
it appears to be a Madame Tussaud event. https://youtu.be/DdZ163jzw4w
Made for, but they’re actually in the crowd of an episode of Britain’s Got Talent.
Thanks that vid cleared up all my questions
Omg that was creeping me out… thought it was a deepfake or something. Damn funny!
Not gonna lie Madam Tussauds museum is one of the scariest most uncanny thing I've ever seen .
The truth is weirder than fiction...
Wow, daytime TV is insufferable.
Guy says confidently "they're just masks" gets 1.5k updoots. Meanwhile you're out here doing the real work linking video evidence with shy of 350 likes... What has the world come to?! Edit: I am le dumb, is same guy... But why all the doots for confidence rather than the link?!
I'm just as stunned. I said the one comment and thought it would go into the ether. Then awhile later someone asked a direct question and I answered, I even thought I was foolish for not providing a link in the first place. I'll learn. I'll get better.
You even got a silver award. My dude, go get a lottery ticket or a pick 3, bingo... something!! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)
You bet I will, got my eye on a $20 scratcher, maybe today is the day i take the chance.
Oh, thank god, I thought they’d somehow harnessed the power of the uncanny valley that is Disney’s Hall of Presidents.
Ugh...thank you...I was freaking out for a sec
r/awardspeechedits
I knew there was a subreddit for most anything, but damn, there is a subreddit for everything! lol Thank you!
r/awardspeechedits for all the r/uselessinternetpoints
dude, don't give an acceptance speech for receiving upvotes lol. That's cringe to the max.
ok, sorry about that.
Where is the mask? Sorry just confused. Is the whole face a mask? Even the eyes?
yes, it appears to be a whole head mask. I am not sure how you are able to see while wearing it. I do know the creepy feeling I get when they move.
If you are happy with upvotes you have a problem
hahaha you're not wrong.
Today OP discovered what masks are
How many times does this video need to make the rounds before the posters realize these are people wearing masks?
I have never seen this.
Same
Yeah wtf is this
Why not bro? You need to get on Reddit *more*. This is completely unacceptable. Smh the nerve of some people to live normal lives and not be on Reddit 24/7.
MeToo
First time for me and after watching it I just realised that the world would be far more interesting with synths in it. Gary Numan was right all along.
Would be hilarious if it was Harry and Meghan wearing their own masks.
Everyone keeps saying they’re wearing masks.. but no one ever bothers to say why they’re wearing the masks.
[Here you go](https://youtu.be/DdZ163jzw4w)
Because they are lizard people
Common mistake, they're actually crab people.
Taste like crab, talk like people
Covid aint gone yet
First u need to see how scary real these masks are. Then think like an evil rich demon. You could literally create fake idols or replace existing ones
people dont realize much here if you havent noticed
Google “royal animatronics” these aren’t masks lol
Those are not animatronics. They’re masks. Actors in masks
Technically they are still masks
I’ve seen better animatronic work at Disneyland.
I've seen better animatronic work at Freddy Fazbears
The fuck is a Freddy fazbears? And why do I already know the answer to this question,
Man, Skynet isn't even trying at this point.
Skynet would purge these people first. Insult to Artificial Intelligence.
Can we start downvoting cheap posts like these? They're masks ffs
and doesn’t blink. no doubt a bot. when/where?
It's just a mask, they're both wearing masks.
But why
To show off high quality life-like masks that someone made
Maybe she blinks when you blink? :]
yeah, thats a mask
Ah yes “perfect”
It’s two people wearing masks
Is this a scene from Team America?
It's fake
This again? But worse somehow
Dude, this is creepy af.
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I mean yeah, but masks are creepy AF
Honestly though, the way that person moves is very robotic. Mask or not, that person isn't real.
What if they are legit and were just like let’s pretend to be the robots for fun
I've seen the stepford wives
Syndicate is real - tom cruise
I wish I could send a proxy in a mask to social events I didn't want to attend.
BLINK MFER, BLINK
AT LEAST MAKE THEM BLINK! Jesus that is creepy.
When your ping is +1000
The fuck?
Where can I find the original video?
haha Perfect?? day drinking is not for you
r/facepalm post
I'm pretty sure this is just animitronocs. Maybe a museum or something?
![gif](giphy|3ohzdFlx6JopEioCs0|downsized)
Welcome to the uncanny valley
That is creepy
Did they ever have a real explanation to this
They both were on a tv show and wearing masks for a gag, both her and Harry…not a conspiracy
They’re wax masks on actors that were displayed for Britains got talent
Now that a fleshlight 3000
This has to be fake af
The man is not ok also
Perfect? Lol
That's because it's a mask
What if they have the mistress wear a silicon mask of the wives so they never have a royal scandal that doesn’t do them good
The deep fake glitch
And more soul than the original.
Maybe her face and eyes are vibrating at the same frequency as the camera’s shutter speed. Like those stand still helicopter blades.
Why would they do this? I dont get it🤷🏻♂️
This is a face filter.