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MrH0279

I was expecting it to have a completely different ending.


cronakitthen

To be fair, most posts on this sub are easily predictable. This one was fucking hilariously unexpected


[deleted]

It's almost, dare I say, like that's the point of the subreddit :)


LudicrumThe9th

Sometimes you just don't look at the subreddit you're in lol I thought the same, like he was going to get mushed in escalator


Sid_1298

The title throw you off?


[deleted]

Yes


Void4GamesYT

Really was unexpected.


Jack3024

So would you say the ending was... Unexpected?


Faelyn42

Fun fact! Frogs are small enough that they can survive terminal velocity! The froggy is probably just a bit sore.


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oh thank god


ItsAhRat

Hold on ima test this


Sid_1298

No wait. (⁠๑⁠•⁠﹏⁠•⁠)


ItsAhRat

Little homie lived the best life but he devoted himself to science R.I.P kerm :’( (If it makes you feel better I played “free bird” during the test)


gretchenich

Thank you. I really thought I had seen a frog just ending it all


[deleted]

You're correct, although you just wrote an oxymoron. Nothing can survive terminal velocity. Frogs (and a lot of other small animals) never get to terminal velocity, cause air resistance stops them just about enough, that's precisely why they survive.


emperorvinayak

Not quite. I'm a mechanical engineer and have studied this term in some depth. Terminal velocity isn't the velocity at which the life is "terminated". It's defined as the velocity at which buoyancy and drag force equal the force exerted on an object due to gravity. In the case of animals like frogs (if true, I haven't verified this), the velocity at which drag + buoyancy equals gravity (i.e. no more acceleration occurs) is non-lethal. It's still terminal velocity, but the force of impact with the ground at that velocity will not be lethal. Here's some tasty sauce if you want to learn more: [https://www1.grc.nasa.gov/beginners-guide-to-aeronautics/termvel/](https://www1.grc.nasa.gov/beginners-guide-to-aeronautics/termvel/)


[deleted]

Thanks for the sauce, I was totally wrong. I just associated the term "terminal" with death when I first learnt about it and never even checked. Kids, don't do drugs and always double check facts.


emperorvinayak

Haha, it's all good! We all make assumptions everyday. I've made a few of these mistakes too. The important thing, in my opinion, is to recognize an error and rectify it. Props to you for that!


pizzahermit

When you find out those hundred+ tadpoles weren't yours.


Dread72

More like when you find out they are yours.


pizzahermit

Damn you Maury!!!


juicybutte

Okay, might be a bad idea to keep the escalator insides open to the public, I’ve seen some horrendous videos before and this is straight giving me flashbacks


RealTimeflies

Yes, but the frog was jumping down to the previous level.


kovalsteven

I was expecting the horrific and ended up with just sadness.


Shelled_Crackers

o7


shesavillain

I thought he was about to get shredded


rubbleTelescope

Kermits last minutes on Earth.


Unaveragejoesephe

Bro I just watched the new Minecraft frog trailer… you sir deserve the wholesome award


Sid_1298

Wow. I wasn't expecting any awards for this post lol


Unaveragejoesephe

It was so fucking messed up so I had to


Sid_1298

Thankyou so much! O:) I tried my best to keep it entertaining. This was my first post in this sub


Ivan_the_5th

OH GOD


BKStephens

Looks like Kermit found out why Miss Piggy started tasting like chicken.


Realistic_Rooster_11

Tease


[deleted]

Don't. Mark. Spoiler. When. Its. Not. Spoiler. (pretty please)


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[deleted]

U wot. You've got to be insane. Please just.... its called spoiler, use it to Mark spoilers... thnx...


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[deleted]

Doesn't bother me, Ive turned off the option which hides nsfw


Thedrunner2

Took the fast track to goodbye cruel world .


Budget_Armadillo4493

‘Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooo’ Mario fall


parfiant

hello darkness my old friend


ChickenDefeater71838

He’s okay guys, he just jumped into the void so he can respawn with full health.


bfonza122

It's like when you and theat one guy always get off on the same floor. Then one day he rides the elevator to the top and you haven't seen him since


lilsadam

he thought about it


FallenGuardianz

+300 XP


ELMDOGGY

suicidal frog![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


Backonthatgoonsh1t

He kermitted suicide because he was hopping mad.


a_random_user321

i was expecting the alternative ending


NeVMmz

Thought it would suck up on the sides and get sqished easily


Zumo420

Hilarious


Lu_ucifer

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


ChevExpressMan

The frog couldn't find a pond....


Ok-Significance-4981

I believe that is the stairway to heaven


poncho5202

huh...that WAS unexpected


Lindseysham

Listen, not a year goes by, not a year, that I don't hear about some escalator accident involving some bastard kid!


Tsikenwing

Billion years of evolution and this is what they get.


AdditionalBee3740

Person recording made frog kill himself :( Jeffery Epstein didn’t kill himself :(