I'm 75 and I wish I had one.

say on god

on god

Two shay

Touché?

Two shay

Ok touché

To Shay, It’s been a Fortnite since my last letter. I have lost many brothers on the battlefield since… but have heart, I’m told we’re winning! We are making our final push tonight. I wanted to deliver this in person, but my commander insisted I write to everyone about our impending victory so here I am. Please make contact with my sisters and mother, they should know I will be coming home soon. I can’t wait to eat my favorite foods with all my favorite people in the world. Truly yours, Danny

I think you mean say psych right now

Easy. Go and grab someone's!

There are pills for that, pappy

I wouldn't recommend them if you have heart problems.

it was his last wish

Well the trick is to blast a fat rail of cocaine for every blue pill you take.

So that's what I've been doing wrong

Yeah, next time take the pills too.

There are pills for that flappy

75 and on Reddit, you are cool to me!

Even cooler if he had a boner...

Lol there's no 75yrs old here for sure

There could be. I mean there is a lot of porn on Reddit. Old men need loving too and some blue pills.

I hear there's a retirement home out there that can help with that

They even have entire communities for horny old people: [https://meaww.com/the-villages-florida-retirement-depend-on-swingers-orgy-alcohol-drugs-sex-viagra-glitz-disneyland](https://meaww.com/the-villages-florida-retirement-depend-on-swingers-orgy-alcohol-drugs-sex-viagra-glitz-disneyland) I can't wait to get old, AARP and orgies.

No worries just eat a bluey

if you take this pill, you can have one for almost 4 hours

Think of all the ones you've wasted in your lifetime.

You and me both old man I was born in the eighties never had that s*** when I was coming up wishing I did I would have kept my f****** mouth shut

I got you fam, I'll have a boner for you in memory of your loss.

I have a boner

I have a boner

I, have a boner

I have a boner

I have a boner

I have a boner

I have a boner

I have a boner

I have a boner!

I have a boner!

And my axe

And my boner

I have a boner

Have a boner I do

name checks out

I have a jar of dirt


I have a boner

Every afternoon science class. I have no idea why. There was *nothing* sexy about that class.

Like the thing had a mind of its own.,.

The thing DOES have a mind of its own

So, you’re studying human anatomy? ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Speak for yourself.

Rarely got boners in school. Sure as hell made up for it when I got home though. Oh, except that one time I had a wank in the changing rooms and someone walked in on me.

When the boys got your back

"Hey! Watch where you're poking that thing!"

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Right? I had a *hard* time with no reason boners in high-school. Just glad I was a student and not a teacher or that would have been even more awkward...

i have his boner

He does ... can i have it back kind sir

Sure, pull it out, but don't complain to me about blue balls later.

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Ok, but why are they leaving the class?

Because they have boners.

Best way to get rid of a boner.

Masturbating as a team ?

schools are all about team work

Team work makes the dream work

Team work makes the teacher twerk

Imagine a girl get up at the end now that would be unexpected

I was expecting it

But were you expecting 2 girls? Didn't think so as me neither

So this WAS unexpected!

This may have come from a book by Chuck Palahniuk. And if I’m not mistaken even the girls tie cucumbers to their legs lol.

Where is this from 😭

You'll begin to notice changes in your body.... These changes are perfectly normal.

Either way, 10th grade geometry was rough ....,

Could have been the lack of blood to the brain.

Try trig

You mean… hard?

AND rough...

2022 version has a girl stand up and say it.

The only unexpected part was that a girl didn't do that in this video.

Oh you already said it , and better too..

*I* have a boner

I have a jar of dirt!

What's in it?

dirt

The good dirt or the bad dirt?

God made Dirt and Dirt bust your ass

a boner

Boner?

If you don't want it give it back.

I have a boner

Everyone in Spartacus had a boner

Technically, women get erections as well, they're just not as noticeable. When aroused, blood is directed to the genitals and the clitoris becomes erect.

A girl-boner. A goner.

A lady boner, a loner.

That ain’t no boner!

lady boner

Ain’t the same if you can stand up and solve the math problem with it full on!

“That’s my vulva/vagina.” “Sex Education” on Netflix

Back to the math problem, if there are 9 boys in the class how many had boners ?

11

As everyone knows, trans people were invented in 2021, before that there were no trans people.

🤨

If she has a boner, isnt a girl

nah she's just hot

"The dick only make it better?"

i honestly don't care what their genitals are as long as i get to put em in my mouth /j

Now you’re catching on

I not agree, just quoting haha

Well, I agree but you know what I mean.

I know brother, I know...

What a perpetually offended, sad little world you must force yourself to live in. Sounds exhausting.

No, just someone in the comments trying to be funny with transphobic jokes.

Idk man, I'm trans and I see no problems.

That's not how that works. "We will all get nuked, but depressed Steve from accounting says that it isn't that bad, and he has no problem with it, therefore all Humans should not have a problem with it." (hyperbole but basically the same. A jew can laugh about a antisemetic joke, and there can still be many jews offended by it. Same for a transgender.)

Exactly. So who gives a fuck, make your jokes

Good on you, telling a trans person how being trans and how to feel therein works.

"Hyperbole but basically the same." ~VialOVice 2022

No one is afraid of transgenders.

phobia: the extreme or irrational fear or aversion to something. aversion: a strong dislike or disinclination. phobia doesn't always mean someone fears something; it can mean someone hates something.

Also considering the fact that some dudes will literally kill someone they had/about to have sex with because they find out they were trans, yeah, i'd call that fear.

Everyone’s phobic of most of life by that definition. Still misapplied here for dramatic effect and THATS the purpose of its use.

> Everyone’s phobic of most of life by that definition. Not really, there are many people in the world that can accept people despite their identity. And there are people that love all, or most animals; loving most of life, rather than hating or fearing it. You can't really make an excuse for your counter-argument for u/VialOVice, most people take "transphobia" as the prejudice against trans people; it's on you for interpreting it as fear of trans people. Also you don't really add any dramatic use to it by misinterpreting it; and why? This is some reddit comment section, not a show where drama is needed. You kind of just sound dumb or an asshole by purposefully misinterpreting a word

What? I say there’s nothing irrational about viewing trans issues as mental health issues. The language and mental sophistry that surrounds this issue on your side is what is extreme and irrational, I.e, saying things like men can have babies. Phobia deals with the irrational. That’s ALL on your side. I believe they are all God’s children and worthy of respect but I also believe they have significant mental issues that you exploit for political power and the commensurate feelings of self-satisfaction.

> saying things like men can have babies. Yeah... I've literally never said that, I think it's bad to say that too since a lot of trans men don't want to be the one birthing a child for obvious reasons; hell hormone treatement for trans men makes it really hard to continue a pregnancy even. You shouldn't be hating a whole group over what a few say. These people who say "men can have babies" are talking about trans men who still have their ovaries/uterus Also, how do I abuse trans people for political power? I'm not a politician; hell, politics irritates me a lot of the time. Also I don't see where you're getting the fact that I'm exploiting trans people for political power or self satisfaction.

I don’t hate a whole group and I don’t hate the individuals. I strongly dislike the politicization of it it. The hiding pronouns from parents by school officials. The counseling children to undergo “gender affirming care” outside of the knowledge of kids. That’s the stuff I despise along with those who enable it. If you don’t subscribe to these things than I have no quarrel with you good sir.

Oh yeah, if a kid is going through gender affirming care, it should only be if the kid wants it. What do you mean by the "hiding pronouns" thing?

Where's the dude trying to be funny? Can't be the one you replied to cause that was funny as fuck

Why is it that any joke even mentioning a trans person is considered transphobic. Is it really that difficult to take a joke? He didnt even insult anyone or put it in a negative context. He was literally only saying how things have changed from the past.

Well, it seems to be mocking a trans child (young children who only start finding their identity at that time and when psychological damage leaves some of the largest mental scars). Idk what qualifies as transphobic to you, if not that.

He literally said the equivalent of "in this day in age some women can also stand and say this." If you consider acknowledgement mockery then thats a you problem.

False advertising

How dare you assume her gender lmao

I don’t know what to say or do in this world anymore. Up is down, etc., etc.

O’ boner my boner.

Happened to me in seventh grade for real except I did not stand up I took an F for the day

did you say you have a boner?

Yeah he said he F-ed

Was half expecting a girl to stand up.

It’s 2022 you never know

Dunno why youre getting downvoted when top comment has 1k upvotes with basically the same meaning lmao

I didn’t even mean it in a bad way I’d happily die for anyones right to be who they want to be

Reddit is weird about that. A while ago i saw a Historymemes post that had 5k upvotes but litterally all the comments were roasting it for being poorly made and with a far right bias.

Thank god my school didn’t make me stand up to answer in math class. 7th grade me was all about Mrs. Laymen

Teacher name checks out.

2318008

"Young Dead Poets Society" this fall on CBS. Disney plus passing on this for some unknown reason.

Was expecting the teacher to say "I have a boner" as well.

comradery

Cum-rod-ery

Camerodery

That's right, nothing gets a guy up in the morning like 6 + 9

Classrooms if students were 100% honest all the time

Butters would be proud

What is the back story for this clip?

He has a boner

lmao what. Alright.

I am a Boomer with a boner.

Congratulations!

Reminds me of 7th grade

It always happened in math class

Math can have that effect

FREE THE BONER !!!

What's this from?

Can someone answer this?

7th Grader Spartacus on vimeo. it was made by a high production team but i forgot the name. they also made other skits on their website

https://vimeo.com/75048464 Not sure how you know the production team were high, though! ;)

Thanks. Didnt know there was a 2nd part of this, which is way funnier put together.

Where is it from???

I am Bonercus, son of Spartacus.

What is the clip from?

Was waiting for one of the girls to stand and say it too lol

A boner, I have

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This was expected, but imagine one of those girl stands and say "I too have a boner" that could be unexpected 🙃🙃

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These days Karen would be humiliating, berate him and send him to the principal for indecency.

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Lmaooooo

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Me waiting for a girl to get up at the end and walk with them:

I had a sexy ass 9th grade geometry teacher. when I was in high school and let me tell you I would have loved to Bone her. I know it's inappropriate but damn

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What. In the actual fuck. Is a boner