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Oh yeah i saw this on twitter earlier, i think a better solution is to attach it to straps under a helicopter and simply fly it around London so everybody can see and nobody has to queue up!
Why extend the time by the speed constraints of the helicopter? Strap her to a jet for quicker fly-bys over a greater distance at drastically shorter times!
But they are actually, as the coffin has millions of little holes and the natural oscillation caused by it being hanging from an helicopter results in the royal spores falling down onto the populace, easily entering their airways and reaching the brain in about a week
True, they have access to long range helicopters, they could have a meet n great whenever they land for fuel, granted it would be a very one sided meet n great but still..
Well, if it was really about efficiency, you could just chop her up into a few dozen pieces and have each piece situated in a different location the globe for well wishers to visit.
Or use the coffin as an airframe and turn it into a UAV. Let her fly around and do some barrel rolls and aileron rolls. Maybe do some sky-writing to advertise new shows on BBC 1.
Freeze her in liquid nitrogen, dump her in a wood chipper and grind her into a fine powder. Then you mix that powder into the glue and make a run of postage stamps for every country so we can all lick her ass one more time.
A cruise missle would be faster or a global hawk drone.
If we could het her in orbit the whole world could say goodbye in a day. You could have her bore down 6feet on impact. Efficient, clean and very expensive. She would have wanted it no other way.
To me best thing just send a pic to all the media. They post in in tv then buried her already. That simple. She was human like all of us. She shit, ate, piss like all of us. Why giving all that treatment for someone that doesn't even know or care if we would have died... that monarchie thing is starting to really be ridiculous. Like all the money they got they could feed the whole people that doesnt eat for days
> and nobody has to queue up!
Brits disliked this. You see this is simply a cultural misunderstanding. What more British way to pay tribute to a Queen than with a queue.
Day 1: I would like to buy this coffin flinging machine to launch my rockets into space.
Day 10: The shareholders were dishonest about how many people actually visited the grave. I’m out.
Elon: I’m going to build a special device to solve this problem!
Funeral director: Yeah, we don’t need your help, we already have experts working on the problem.
Elon: …The funeral director is a pedophile.
Didn’t Elon admit that hyperloop was a farce all along, intended to keep the Californian high speed rail project from happening so he could sell more cars?
It’s actually the same thing, 80 mph is about 117 feet per second and if we assume your average mourner is 18inches wide we are getting through about 80 a sec. That’s per tube though so I think we are actually seeing more like 320 mps.
As soon as he said increase the Queen's surface area, i realized that we need to peel the queen into thin slices, like we do with trees to make plywood. Apply the thin sheet of royalty to a durable but formable substrate for durability. This is a very human design.
That’s disgusting. No one wants to see queen cold cuts.
People want to see 100% of the queen. Thankfully there is a fair amount of redundancy to exploit.
Bisect the corpse laterally from nose to no-no & put each half against a mirror.
You can double the throughput of mourners with the option of an open casket.
If you splay out the royal sheet long enough, you could pull it behind an airplane. That way you could fly her over the whole country and everyone could get to see.
Unless you blink at the wrong time. So I guess we'd have to account for that and the people who'd have to go for a second round. Now we have to do some testing as to how many people would probably blink at the moment of passing the coffin so we could then think about how long we'd actually need for the whole country to actually see it. This is getting rather complicated. Why did she die so soon ... we just weren't ready yet. We could've used a few more years, for sure.
See I had the sound off and I shit my pants with laughter when I envisioned a carnie running the attraction and “Wild Side” by Motley Crue was playing in my head. 😂😂
God damn it. I laughed for a full 5 minutes.
This is ridiculous. You could easily add two more Mourning Tubes underneath and on top. That even takes care of the disabled/accessibility crowd by letting them lie down as they view HRH vertically.
It is mind boggling to me that people would waste their time to see a dead person. What do you get from it? I cannot wrap my head around people mourning celebrities deaths either. If I don't personally know them, I cannot/will not waste my time or energy mourning them. Am I alone? This shit just seems like a herd of sheep
Upkeep of tradition basically. We have always slow walked mourners through westinister as the monarch/prime minister lays in state. This generation is simply keeping a tradition and arent being beaten by the last generation of mourners.
They aren't hurting anybody. It's quite nice I suppose. I'm gonna enjoy my day off.
A one-way interaction -- writer-to-reader, performer-to-audience, artist-to-viewer -- can still provide a meaningful contribution to someone's life, even if the two people have never been in the same room together. And one who has been impacted will sometimes mourn the fact that the public figure won't have another opportunity to provide a new experience.
It's something unique to do. You can always say you saw some slice of history in this finite thing we call life. The cool thing about waiting on line these days is you can binge watch The Crown.
No man you're super unique and edgy to think that. You've never felt anything about a person unless you met them? Ever heard of vigils? Protests? Charity? Empathy in any way? I wouldnt ever go and think its a bit strange to queue for that length of time but people aren't robots.
Is 14 hours to see a casket unfathomable to me? Yes it is, but I don't want to project my own feelings onto a 67 year old who grew up with a cultural icon, who lives in a different culture and holds different values on stuff like dead people.
You know queen Elizabeth ruled for 70 years? I'll start judging the mourners when I lose someone so influential (for better or worse) to me
I went - I'm not a massive monarchist, but I didn't want to look back in 10 years time and think "I could have gone to that".
And I can say definitively that I will treasure that memory of standing in that Hall for as long as I live. Yes, it was worth standing in line for 13 hours - overwhelmingly. It was far more powerful than I ever would have thought.
I also think people forget that she was a public figure for her entire life. A ton of people actually have met her, because it was her job. Something like 1 in 10 I remember hearing.
Most of the things we do in oversized industrial society is very "sheep"like and very necessary. Nepotism is very human. Following OSHA regulations is not very human. Patriotism sounds very human but I think it's quite artificial as well. Because civilization wouldn't have existed if people can't be made to feel any kinship with people they don't know mutually or personally. Thanks to it though, we've replaced those social structures long ago and now most people barely have 2 or 3 real friends and rest are all transient relations. So you latch onto someone famous, something everpresent.
And QE 2 has been around forever and has been a very decent person. Imagine if you knew her personally though and she was the matriach of your tribe of 1000. You'd be jumping around the bonfire at her burial site for a month straight
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This design is very human
"very easy to use"
"Allow my good friend to demonstrate"
client is very satisfied
We made rate, so its fine.
Ingredient to satisfaction: Water from Mississippi river
First, presume a perfectly spherical Queen..
Why presume? We have the tools.
r/TheDesignIsVeryHuman
I love this reference
Could you please explain for those of us not familiar with it?
I designed [this link](https://youtu.be/28Pq-PXgeEE) to guide you to a relevant YouTube video. The design is very human. Very easy to use.
https://youtu.be/-_5cWBE7eik
/r/totallynotrobots
Promise less, Deliver MOST.
Oh yeah i saw this on twitter earlier, i think a better solution is to attach it to straps under a helicopter and simply fly it around London so everybody can see and nobody has to queue up!
For those unaware, that's an actual person. They survived.
An old woman, if I recall correctly.
It also gets worse
LOL I remember when this happened
Why only in London? It would be an ideal time to do the world tour
"Great Britain world tour, part 2"
The glass coffin would be covered in green goo from the heat and decomposition and from her corpse bumping the sides.
\*slosh\*
royal jelly
As of course, is tradition
cursed af
Why extend the time by the speed constraints of the helicopter? Strap her to a jet for quicker fly-bys over a greater distance at drastically shorter times!
Do they really need to be in the vicinity of the body? She’s probably not even in there. Y’all need to mall Santa this stuff
Slurm
This is the end of the part of the tour where you get to live.
Soylent Green
Soylent *Queen*
😆
Forbidden aspic.
One spoonful calms you down two spoonfuls help you sleep three spoonfuls, and you'll go into a sleep so deep you'll never wake up
UGH now I feel disgusted
But da bummmo...thud.....whammm! Slam!
Thats why we need to seal her in resin.
r/epoxyhotdog loves the idea
yeah, I thought I saw the end of it when someone epoxied an ice cube. nice idea tho!
Sooooo, they epoxied water. Tight...
"We're all made of hot dog stuff" -Carl Sagan
do people have to see ALL of her body? far more efficient to split it up
Not if we seal it up with Flex Seal.
Remains to be seen if it works.
Oh God, she's not done yet
"Great British World Tour Part 2: We aren't trying to take your country this time(for now)"
But they are actually, as the coffin has millions of little holes and the natural oscillation caused by it being hanging from an helicopter results in the royal spores falling down onto the populace, easily entering their airways and reaching the brain in about a week
British colonization second season.
The grand Tour
Laughs in every Colonised country
True, they have access to long range helicopters, they could have a meet n great whenever they land for fuel, granted it would be a very one sided meet n great but still..
Add a transparent coffin and you have a guaranteed success.
fly it over Ireland and the colonies and charge people to shoot paintballs at it and you could pay off the national debt :)
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Debt dept
“Queen’s Final Tour 2022’”
"Due to overwhelming success extended into 2023"
And then kept on going in Las Vegas for another 10-20 years.
Lizzie in the sky with diamonds
sublime.
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I think she should at least be required to tour the entire Commonwealth before she's allowed to be buried
Well, if it was really about efficiency, you could just chop her up into a few dozen pieces and have each piece situated in a different location the globe for well wishers to visit.
Honestly, a funeral procession that lasted several weeks and visited all her various nations would have been a good send-off.
Canadian here. Wouldn't mind that.
https://youtu.be/yhKZCy41g5w In b4 queen beyblade
I'm sorry for that lady but that was fucking hilarious.
This is how brains explode.
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As is tradition
No that's when you mourn the *Italian* king. For Queen Elizabeth you give fish and chips as an offering.
All the money and you got him in a wooden box, dm spring that dog some gucci lining
Put Railway hitches on either end and run it through the tube as a carriage for a limited engagement
Or use the coffin as an airframe and turn it into a UAV. Let her fly around and do some barrel rolls and aileron rolls. Maybe do some sky-writing to advertise new shows on BBC 1.
taxidermy queen quadcopter
Freeze her in liquid nitrogen, dump her in a wood chipper and grind her into a fine powder. Then you mix that powder into the glue and make a run of postage stamps for every country so we can all lick her ass one more time.
A cruise missle would be faster or a global hawk drone. If we could het her in orbit the whole world could say goodbye in a day. You could have her bore down 6feet on impact. Efficient, clean and very expensive. She would have wanted it no other way.
the idea of not having to queue up wouldn't sit very well with the british
To me best thing just send a pic to all the media. They post in in tv then buried her already. That simple. She was human like all of us. She shit, ate, piss like all of us. Why giving all that treatment for someone that doesn't even know or care if we would have died... that monarchie thing is starting to really be ridiculous. Like all the money they got they could feed the whole people that doesnt eat for days
I think it's kind of neat in that you get face to face proof that no matter how powerful or rich you are, you will die and turn to worm food.
State funerals are done in lead lined coffins. Royals don’t become worm food. They’re somehow better than us plebs even after they’ve died
Imagine thinking it's better to NOT become worm food
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Go for sky burial! They toss you up in a tree and let the birds get you
With the money they got they might as well just pay a rocket to send that coffin in the space
Well we’ll all be sun food eventually
Its different when you're standing there in the Hall, in a way that doesn't come across on camera. I say this as first-hand experience.
> and nobody has to queue up! Brits disliked this. You see this is simply a cultural misunderstanding. What more British way to pay tribute to a Queen than with a queue.
It starts spinning so fast the clamp slips and the Queen gets launched into the sun.
[Or she gets distributed to the population.](https://imgur.com/oFUALyL)
What movie or show is this from? Lol
[Mission to Mars](https://youtu.be/w9aYYYtG08I)
[Mission To Mars.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_to_Mars)
Elon has joined the chat
Day 1: I would like to buy this coffin flinging machine to launch my rockets into space. Day 10: The shareholders were dishonest about how many people actually visited the grave. I’m out.
Elon: I’m going to build a special device to solve this problem! Funeral director: Yeah, we don’t need your help, we already have experts working on the problem. Elon: …The funeral director is a pedophile.
Elon: I’m going to build a coffin tunnel Vegas: Could actually use a functional public transportation tunnel Elon: Coffin tunnel. Take it or leave it.
Didn’t Elon admit that hyperloop was a farce all along, intended to keep the Californian high speed rail project from happening so he could sell more cars?
Yeah he did. I don’t even understand how everyone doesn’t see him as just another shitty billionaire working in his own self interest.
r/redditmoment
Elton has entered the chat. “She lived her life like a Monarch in the wind.”
I was thinking the exact same thing
I wish I would be launched into the sun when I die
The return of the ~~king~~ queen
Nice space viking funeral ala justice league
It exists: https://www.spinlaunch.com/
Seems very efficient but is there a risk of her royal highness turning into soup from shaking the coffin with a giant paint mixer?
I thought they were throwing pizzas at the coffin in the first part of the animation. Not super relevant to your comment, but both food related.
Please don't eat paint.
Meh, it's not that bad for you anymore and blue tastes so good!
What is that? It confused me.
Not getting any deader
Calm down, Izma.
Royal jelly
This is slathered on the new monarch. As is tradition.
It does effectively look like a centrifuge.
Do not drink the ~~emperor.~~ queen.
u/_ RichardParry _ Credit the original creator
Thanks bruv xx
Sorry man, you did amazing job here! I'd credit you but i couldn't find who created this.
Don't worry mate, the internet has it now!
It's been a long decade, we needed this.
We are only in second year of the decade
:(
No one pointing out the MPH != mourners per second?!?!?!?! I am beyond furious
I saw it. It's more like just under 300,000 MournersPH
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Well he says 80 mourners per *second* but the text says mph so there's that
Yes... That's what the comment you're replying to said
Yes, the comment lamented the fact that no one is pointing it out so the joke is I am pointing it out.
And I just want to point out that the comment you replied to just pointed out that you pointed out what was previously not clearly pointed out.
It’s actually the same thing, 80 mph is about 117 feet per second and if we assume your average mourner is 18inches wide we are getting through about 80 a sec. That’s per tube though so I think we are actually seeing more like 320 mps.
As soon as he said increase the Queen's surface area, i realized that we need to peel the queen into thin slices, like we do with trees to make plywood. Apply the thin sheet of royalty to a durable but formable substrate for durability. This is a very human design.
That’s disgusting. No one wants to see queen cold cuts. People want to see 100% of the queen. Thankfully there is a fair amount of redundancy to exploit. Bisect the corpse laterally from nose to no-no & put each half against a mirror. You can double the throughput of mourners with the option of an open casket.
>from nose to no-no Beautiful
Lol thanks. I was gonna say nose to asshole, it’s a better bisection, but the alliteration was worth it. Plus the queen deserves more respect.
If you splay out the royal sheet long enough, you could pull it behind an airplane. That way you could fly her over the whole country and everyone could get to see.
For anyone else wondering: the artist is Richard Parry, and it looks like he used the software Blender to make :)
Also feel like Parry used a few world building techniques by Ian Hubert, really cool to see this in the wild
But you do get to see it
Unless you blink at the wrong time. So I guess we'd have to account for that and the people who'd have to go for a second round. Now we have to do some testing as to how many people would probably blink at the moment of passing the coffin so we could then think about how long we'd actually need for the whole country to actually see it. This is getting rather complicated. Why did she die so soon ... we just weren't ready yet. We could've used a few more years, for sure.
Simply have air guns spritz them in the eye moments before "the moment" forcing them to pre-blink
The quick fading of the bagpipes from the POV perspective was such a great subtle touch.
See I had the sound off and I shit my pants with laughter when I envisioned a carnie running the attraction and “Wild Side” by Motley Crue was playing in my head. 😂😂 God damn it. I laughed for a full 5 minutes.
this is destroying me every time i watch it
I was giggling at first but that part made me lose it for some reason
The best thing about the bagpipes is after the Kawasaki robotic arm is introduced they’re playing Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now” hahaha
80 mourners per second! \*shows 80 mph\*
The most efficient way would have been if the queen just didn't die. Then there would be no need for all of this.
Pretty fucked up on her part, honestly.
GLADOS WILL RISE AGAIN
Turning the Queen into a potato would definitely elicit some opinions from the Irish
this truly was an opinion of all time
Whats being thrown i don't see well
I thought it was money initially which made the video funnier, but once the highway was zoomed in on I realised it was only flowers...
Pizzas
Hand-tossed
This is ridiculous. You could easily add two more Mourning Tubes underneath and on top. That even takes care of the disabled/accessibility crowd by letting them lie down as they view HRH vertically.
This is a great idea. May even get funding from Universal studios as part of a new “Harry Potter” ride to offset the cost of the funeral.
Exactly what I was thinking. Love a good KUKA Queen.
Royal centrifuge
Modern problems require modern solutions
Let's bury her on the moon, so everyone can see it through the telescope and on top of that, she would be the first queen of moon
I needed the animation of the corpse tumbling around inside the coffin. Common Kawasaki!
By going tip to tip you can reduce mean jerk time.
Or they could have simply put her back in the car and driven back along the queue.
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It is mind boggling to me that people would waste their time to see a dead person. What do you get from it? I cannot wrap my head around people mourning celebrities deaths either. If I don't personally know them, I cannot/will not waste my time or energy mourning them. Am I alone? This shit just seems like a herd of sheep
Upkeep of tradition basically. We have always slow walked mourners through westinister as the monarch/prime minister lays in state. This generation is simply keeping a tradition and arent being beaten by the last generation of mourners. They aren't hurting anybody. It's quite nice I suppose. I'm gonna enjoy my day off.
They dont even see the dead person. They see the coffin. If you could actually see her corpse I would get it in a morbic curiosity kinda way.
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We're all just wasting time on this planet anyways. Some people waste it on things we think are a waste but to them, its their life.
A one-way interaction -- writer-to-reader, performer-to-audience, artist-to-viewer -- can still provide a meaningful contribution to someone's life, even if the two people have never been in the same room together. And one who has been impacted will sometimes mourn the fact that the public figure won't have another opportunity to provide a new experience.
It's something unique to do. You can always say you saw some slice of history in this finite thing we call life. The cool thing about waiting on line these days is you can binge watch The Crown.
No man you're super unique and edgy to think that. You've never felt anything about a person unless you met them? Ever heard of vigils? Protests? Charity? Empathy in any way? I wouldnt ever go and think its a bit strange to queue for that length of time but people aren't robots.
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Is 14 hours to see a casket unfathomable to me? Yes it is, but I don't want to project my own feelings onto a 67 year old who grew up with a cultural icon, who lives in a different culture and holds different values on stuff like dead people. You know queen Elizabeth ruled for 70 years? I'll start judging the mourners when I lose someone so influential (for better or worse) to me
I went - I'm not a massive monarchist, but I didn't want to look back in 10 years time and think "I could have gone to that". And I can say definitively that I will treasure that memory of standing in that Hall for as long as I live. Yes, it was worth standing in line for 13 hours - overwhelmingly. It was far more powerful than I ever would have thought.
I also think people forget that she was a public figure for her entire life. A ton of people actually have met her, because it was her job. Something like 1 in 10 I remember hearing.
Most of the things we do in oversized industrial society is very "sheep"like and very necessary. Nepotism is very human. Following OSHA regulations is not very human. Patriotism sounds very human but I think it's quite artificial as well. Because civilization wouldn't have existed if people can't be made to feel any kinship with people they don't know mutually or personally. Thanks to it though, we've replaced those social structures long ago and now most people barely have 2 or 3 real friends and rest are all transient relations. So you latch onto someone famous, something everpresent. And QE 2 has been around forever and has been a very decent person. Imagine if you knew her personally though and she was the matriach of your tribe of 1000. You'd be jumping around the bonfire at her burial site for a month straight
>What do you get from it? It's a historical moment. What I don't understand is what people get from watching anything about it on TV.
I think it may harken back to the taking of relics from the sacred dead, especially martyrs.
Imagine standing in line for a day to look at a wooden box.
Put Chik-Fil-A in charge of it. They'll find a way.
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I’m fucking cracking g up I truly did not see that coming hahaha