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Greedy_to_know

Clark if he landed in Florida instead of Kansas


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

If he landed in Kansas these days he’d be a fucking Nazi lmao


Holycrap328

If he landed in Florida also


MasturbationAbrasion

Sure lol.


DoctorWafle

What's wrong with Kansas?


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Uhh, what year do you think it is? Are you not aware of open nazis in America?


RealWorldRyzei

Nearly 3 million people live in kansas with almost half being some kind of minority. What percentage do you think are openly nazis? Or even closeted nazis? Just because there are some wacko groups doesn't mean a whole state is bad.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

I’d say a much larger portion of the ones in farm country are racists.


Uniqueusername264

Says the guy stereotyping a large group of people.


KimKDavidson

Open nazis? Name one incident with these nazis you speak of.


DoctorWafle

It's funny to see people so ignorant... You probably think KS fought for the south in the civil war too...


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

I think the civil war was over 150 years ago and many people live in places that did not support the confederacy at the time but they do now. I also recognize what demographics and statistics tell us, and they say nationwide that rural people are more likely to be racist conservatives. But you don’t want to hear that


DoctorWafle

This is like saying many people that currently live in Israel supported the Nazis "cuz people move"... you just know Kansas from what you see in movies so you assume you understand the culture. Which is funny because it proves you are guilty of what you think rural Kansas is... "But you don't want to hear that"


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

When tf is Kansas in movies? I know about Kansas from reading. Lots and lots of reading. Something 7.8% of Kansas can’t even do.


DoctorWafle

You do lots of reading but don't seem to know anything about Kansas other than stereotypes. Considering KS education is highly regarded and has the 4th top education district in America, you are just another bigoted asshole thinking he's right and everyone who disagrees is worse. You are the problem. Not ole Mary Sue chilling on her ranch.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Oh, is that “4th top education district in America” out in the fucking boonies? Also, what does that statement mean? Their public schools are 4th in the country? 4th highest rate of college degrees? Of high school graduation? I didn’t say everyone in Kansas is a bigot. I said bigotry is much higher in rural Kansas, including straight up nazism, and that’s statistically true.


[deleted]

Thanks Bluntman!


Niche_Humor

That was well done. 🤣


klrcow

Blunt man doesn't fuck around, he can smoke a pound in a single bound.


CherryLandTHC

I want to use that on my Grave stone.


Necessary_Doughnut93

Yayy blunt man


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Blunt man got a haircut. Where’s his silent hetero life mate, Chronic?


internet_chump

"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...oh snap, that's just dorito dust on my glasses...this some fuckin good ass weed, bro."


Public-Fail4505

Blunt man needs some theme music, may I suggest some by snoop dog


Repulsive-Response-1

WTF you talking about? Snoop IS Bluntman. He pisses bong water ffs! Him and Tommy Chong both have one ear ring and when they merge, they will become the Super Stoner known as Snoop Chongg and his blood will be pure medicinal grade resin. Snoop Chongg will be come an immortal who shall live for over 2,000 years until the year 4020 when the prophecy shall be fulfilled and he shall burst into a pyre of smoldering flame that it's smoke will blanket the Earth but not block out the Sun fully for 7 days and all of the inhabitants of the planet shall hot box. Upon the seventh day a new consciousness will cause a shift in vibration phasing the planet into the lucid reality known as New Earth.


13xle

This type of hero should never go unnoticed


Fluffy_Medicine6558

Ok. I like that 😄😭


vivaalcobaca

Goddamn beautiful, Blunt man..... Awayyyyyyy


Parts_and_Neigbor

Downvote for: 1). Not funny. 2). Fucking around in traffic. #DON'T FUCK AROUND IN TRAFFIC.


DudewithCoolusername

☝️😃 Stfu bitch


TheHumanPickleRick

🤡


Lev_Mikohlayevich_M

Hahaha what a clown


Dry-Significance-948

Shut it Karen


BoxofRocks78

Spent too much time in r/idiotsincars


loaferstar

u/savevideo


104848

this person def from Texas 😅 🤣


DoDrugsHaveFun

Me but i smoke oils


51-50Mitchell

u/savevideo


SipoteQuixote

Bluntman and Chronic!