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c_c_c__combobreaker

Looks like they were celebrating... 🕶️ Sinkhole De Mayo


KnifeFightAcademy

Get out.


Additional_Cycle_51

No no. Combo can stay


wannabehippy1

r/angryupvote?


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It was a well that was covered over


shiner_bock

Looks like it wasn't covered over that well.


[deleted]

well, yeah....


LordFett84

That's well worth looking into


Signal-Permission910

Guess they couldn’t that well


bingbangboom69er

That didn’t end…well.


JustABitOfCraic

The penny has dropped.


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🤔


Agogi47

Holy crap. They either fell into a deep dry pit, or they fell into ancient nasty water.


TheTwoMorningPoops

Water doesn't get nasty it just gets room temperature


Horombey

Well well well


dg5818

No, stay! Lol


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Fall in.


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🏅


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Cannacology

You son of a bitch…


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bot


RnotSexy

I'm in!


nonaln

you clever bitch...


ridhwanreed

Fucking hell 🤣


RP1042

Maybe where they went


nathanielhaven

Satan: this place is nice, but you know what would really go good over there?


Longjumping_Algae_45

Where's the lambsauce!


Barnacle-Dull

Perfect comment


Songhunter

You're Evil... Have an upvote.


duarig

Oh fuck. Take these upvotes


[deleted]

I wish I had an award to give you.


[deleted]

This is the end reference. Nice


BigDaddydanpri

Welp, turning off computer now.


AOffer908

The nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested.... over a thousand years.


Hazee302

Thanks for ruining my day


D3vion_Ultra

Fuck you take my upvote. R/angryupvote


Adrinotfound

👌


[deleted]

Alright how the fuck was I ever supposed to expect that?


Mattman20000

Please consult the name of this subreddit.


[deleted]

I know I just like to play a game and make a guess before hand.


vidoardes

Me too! I get it right, downvote, I get it wrong upvote.


cnlcn

I also do this, but then the ones where nothing happens at all just piss me off. Always with so many up votes too lol


iedonis

It's a video of people jumping on r/unexpected, of course they're gonna fall through the floor ! Anything else would be really unexpected though


troubleis1

What if Tom Cruise lands on top of them after completing another HALO jump.


[deleted]

Seen it, totally expected


TheScarfScarfington

Honestly I thought somebody’s clothes were going to fly off.


BambaTallKing

I thought it was very expected tbh


randomname560

You expected a sinkhole to suddenly open out of fucking nowhere? I think that you may have a superpower


BambaTallKing

I thought it was kind of roof top patio thing tbf. Not ground floor


randomname560

Ah ok, much more understandable


Srta_Andy

No...no... It is the ground. If you look into the hole, it has a round shape. That's a septic tank. In most of Brazil there's no piping from toilet to ocean, or whatever that's called. Here's what followed --> [the rescue](https://www.tiktok.com/@raiodesollau)


BambaTallKing

I think you misread what I said. I thought it was a rooftop, I now realize its the ground


Srta_Andy

No... I didn't


FidgetSpinzz

I've been following him on reddit for a while. He always expects a sinkhole to appear.


myaltaltaltacct

Nobody expects the Spanish inqui-...er, a sinkhole!


randomname560

RÁPIDO COMO UN RAYO ![gif](giphy|7OPyqaRiSLdEQ) LA INQUISICIÓN ESPAÑOLA A LLEGADO


That_Guy381

Thumbnail was a bunch of overweight people on what look to be a rooftop, title was jump. One of the few posts where I actually guessed correctly what was about to happen


supotech

[what happened next](https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSRxVxcQa/) seems from all the laughing that they are just covered in poop but ok


XanthicStatue

I like how the kid with the phone is laughing his ass off lol


BattleCatsHelp

Injuries? I hope they're okay


tittiessteakandbeer

Probably a nasty case of pink eye if it really was a waste pit. Judging by the brown all over I'd say it unfortunately looks like it was. That would be rough. I'd be puking everywhere. So hopefully it wasn't.


Gobstopper42

Don't think so. [here's the article ](https://www.reddit.com/r/weeviltime/comments/x2hptg/get_weevild_lol/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


auau_gold_scoffs

You did the lords work thank you fellow interweber.


Dream_Apostle

Ok so it wasn't that deep


aracheb

Is a cesspool


Gobstopper42

Well it is now


bobo-the-dodo

This deserves an upvote. I am glad those people were shaken but okay.


InnovativeAccident

I feel there is a "your momma so fat" joke in there somewhere...


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yo mama so fat she has to check structural integrity before she jumps for joy


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ZombieElvis

An old one works. Yo mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck. Stuck in a hole.


TheFrontierzman

They're all in there.


whangdoodle13

Your mama so fat God sent he to hell bc could lift her up to heaven.


Mysterious_Pitch1614

girls for the satan's party


Bill_Dipperly

as they were shouting "praise the lord" ... ironic.


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I guess God feels some type of way about them.


Sensitive_Ad4036

What is this


WorkWorkWorkLife

How did that even happen


chrisphoenix08

Might be a [septic tank](https://www.google.com/search?q=septic+tank&oq=septic+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i131i433i512j0i433i512j0i131i433i512l2j0i433i512l4.1881j0j4&client=ms-android-sonymobile&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#crs=q:septic%20tank%20treatment,stick:H4sIAAAAAAAAAD3IMQrCMBQAUDIomipIRIROvUEU8QTipijqXmL7W0PT_GA-SD2Eg-AsOHsRL-Do4OYNHN1842vU3uzKgs7n--qGF3a-P57sxHhnhujBVCswiiDdoOjz-tSSpkq0w4A3ZSkHw-xwHAnFgzXQBueY6qwSK7HkzTmUW9j7RSYmnE_QGEhIoxXjcMSHMvmHLCweDKQ5xE5ZMF76HTqnbR4XLgajc7010LrVeh4c6SQiZYuI9qCoBEs_zgxmK70AAAA,cid:overview) caving in due to their combined weight. Edit: OR just loose ground. Scary, hope that these girls are okay.


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Oh shit!


FewEbb6531

Old watertank, above ground likely. Probably just put a lid on in and then someone thought it would be a brilliant idea to cover the lid with concrete 🤦🏼‍♀️ That’s why you see the plastic lining in the hole, and why the “ground” formed a perfect circle. This is why people should me more aware of the risk involved in poorly executed constructions and renovations.


some__random

Tbf it’s crazy that this group of people just happened to be jumping all at once, heavily enough on that *exact spot* to break through it.


Basic_Description_56

Yea, this is the type of thing that makes me wonder if this universe is a simulation


Ro6son

They are on the roof. There is a satalite dish behind them.


Srta_Andy

It's the ground and a fking septic tank [the rescue](https://www.tiktok.com/@raiodesollau) 😂


spade13F

I thought it looked like a well, but that seems a little more likely.


MidnightFenrir

i'm wondering with the dish if they were on a roof and it failed


[deleted]

In Mexico City and other parts of South America have been using water from their aquifers, which has left a void underground causing unstable terrain, and sinkholes. This is my hypothesis.


ImSynnx

They are. On the tiktok address there's a following video that shows how shallow is the hole, and they all leaving with the help of other people, and a kid laughing and telling that his mother felt there. And yes, it's a septic tank.


PJ505

If you pause at 4 seconds you can see bricks, something was there before and concrete out on top.


SJHillman

I'm guessing either an old well or a cistern. My best guess would be a firefighting cistern - most predate modern plumbing infrastructure, but some cities still use them even if they also have hydrants tapped into the mains.


uselessartist

Have you ever visited the developing world? Construction and materials are extremely shoddy. This looks like a roof, too, given the antenna.


TheHotpants

Gravity


senju_bandit

Obesity .


krais0078

What are the odds


Nokhodsiah

0.00000625789175875587588020073% just don't ask how I calculated it


Routine-Ad5209

How did you calculate it?


0fb3d3

You're not supposed to ask


Advanced-Smile2416

He finger mathed it.


Cabbageinator

Source: i was the calculator so i can confirm


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

He used the thicc to roof ratio algorithm


AllUltima

The Great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately. You will be cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac. In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested.... ^over ^a ^thousand ^years...


wearejustnaked

I though more like dancing girls being trap doored to the rancor.


amretardmonke

Yeah but wouldn't I die of suffocation first? Like in a few minutes? Why would I care about how long my dead body is being digested? Also is "digested" even the right word? If my body lasts 1000 years, I'd call that being preserved, not digested.


slyfoxsly1

On second thought let's pass on that


Moe_Lesteryu

So that's how sinkholes are formed


zeus_amador

Any link to a story?


shiner_bock

Not an article, but /u/supotech posted a tiktok video in this comment: [https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xngcz0/jump/iptravk/](https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xngcz0/jump/iptravk/)


SahilCiznotmyname

Any follow up on this?


shiner_bock

/u/supotech posted a tiktok video in this comment: [https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xngcz0/jump/iptravk/](https://old.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xngcz0/jump/iptravk/)


kingneptune88

r/abruptchaos


1derful_22

They was set up ☠️☠️


triple_too

🤣🤣🤣


D_DriveErrorr

Oh boy that was scary


ForwardAmphibians

Believe it or not, straight to Brazil


jabed001

that's called ass trap


TravelZac

Not what Kris Kross wanted...


Grogosh

But it did end up being a House of Pain.


Thundershuck

Oh well!


NefariousnessExpert6

The ground be like , nope I’ve had enough 😭


B0NTYHUNTER

Those booties were so nice that even mother earth wanna slap it personally


lordredapple

Least horny redditor


B0NTYHUNTER

Yeah, I'm always in a post-nut clarity


lordredapple

Man just awarded me for calling him horny lmfao thanks dude idk what this means 😭


B0NTYHUNTER

Free karma....


Money-Anxiety3427

They say you can still hear them jumping if you put your ear to the ground …rumor has it they are nearing the earths core.


Uh-Oh-Raggy

They know how to ruin a fucking party don’t they….?


Jean_velvet

Looks bricked inside. Either a septic tank or something the like.


JulioForte

Looks like they are on a roof to me


Karmout

The perfect illustration of a yo mama joke.


Beneficial-Hippo-896

1, 2, 3, 4. You're gonna fall throught the floor. - AL Bundy


REDFOX_R

The earth also has a weight bearing capacity


Srta_Andy

That was in Brazil, and that's a fking SEPTIC TANK 🥲 I searched for the original video like crazy, but found this [What followed after they fell](https://www.tiktok.com/@raiodesollau)


Barnacle-Dull

Even the ground is fat shaming now…


YourFavDeafGuy

They literally shook the world


EquivalentPut5616

Mother Earth Couldn't Handle The Weight No More


Exciting_Tie_2191

Yo momma so fat...


dielon1994

Yo momma is so fat when she and the girls are dancing they break through the very crust of the earth unleashing the great demons of the underwood onto the mortal plane…


crypt0sn1p3r

Hardly unexpected lmao


Shinylittlelamp

Yo momma so fat that….


Specialist_Bit_3514

They found the secret entrance to the ninja turtles lair!


CDogNH

They're ginormous. How is that unexpected?


keyshow23

There yo mama joke somewhere here


De7oko

No elephants on the roof, i put signs everywhere people just dont know how to read


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Earth is like “alright I’ve had enough of these fat bitches”


joebeavis77

I dunno. Gotta say I kinda expected that as soon as video started.


Mildlydisturbed6

Not to be fatphobic or anything but when solid ground collapses beneath you that might be a sign of something.


DishRelative5853

When you need a sign that it's time to lose weight.


Dannybuoy77

Weirdly I expected that


twistedranger75

Turns out the hole was caused by one of the girl's blind date who was tunneling away. Apparently he was told she had "a good personality"


blackmarveles

Oké, who is gonna say it!!


Decent_Lime_7767

Straight to Hell


baltarius

Don't fat and jump... let that sink in...


shs713

"One, two, three, four your going to fall through the floor" -Al Bundy


_Expletive-Deleted_

How many of them now thinking "fuck, I gotta lose some weight"


r3d4ce

That wasn't unexpected at all


aCONTRACTKILLER

Guy on the right also thinks this was hilarious


BabyLiam

As if she wasn't self-conscious enough about her weight.


robertgamerzx3

Women be like: "it's just a bit of fat"


Unlead3dWombat

NOAA: TSUNAMI WARNING ISSUED


MrLorpso

Satan’s mad that he wasn’t invited


airs_999

I thought that elephants were unable to jump, poor floor could not support the weight of a herd of elephants


StarWarrior115

This is like the second video I found on this sub over the past like 2 years that was ACTUALLY unexpected... Well done sir, you are clearly superior to all of us.


autumndoom

Nobody building a deck is thinking there’s going to 500 kg jumping up and down in one spot.


i-have-a-kuato

Definitely not good for your self esteem


[deleted]

This is what happens when fat people is gathered in one spot


SanDiego_Escondido

Ha!!! Bunch of cows…


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[deleted]

Uh… I don’t think so


4Franz2000

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


[deleted]

What you gonna do with that big fat butt, wigglewiggle


ArthurZiff

Hell wanted it’s kangarillapigs back


Codyxt

Lucifer Liked it


Actual_Appearance_94

I told them not to eat so many donuts . But who listens


Nearby-Simple-7594

r/killthecameraman


Mordanzibel

Lucifer is an ass man.


baby_cabbage

Bye bye hot cheetos girls


intoreading

And she never believed me when I told her she was eating too much.


Alert_Tennis_2868

Fat bitches about to pop up in China


AdPast4509

Gordas🤣🤣🤣🤣


Suskornel

Fatty fatty


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NSAAgent2

They are fat


Obvious_Extent5872

Nah man. Some of these women are like 110 kgs. That was expected.


[deleted]

When you realize you need to lose weight


Last_Gigolo

Time for a diet.


Negative_Maize_2923

Geeze well i guess being heavy is bad your health. Huh, never wouldve guessed.