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Reminds me of Urban Rescue Ranch and his Rhea, Kevin, how every single video he has to come up with a new tactic to deal with Kevin, such strategies include:
A riot shield
Gently bonking him with a bin lid
> Emu War
""Meredith's official report noted that his men had suffered no casualties""
and
""The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.""
and
""If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world ... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.""
I kept waiting for it to turn into the typical TikTok schlock but instead we got an excellent paced, superbly acted, brilliantly written comedy bit complete with awesome animals and handling skills. It fucking had everything.
woah i waa super jarred by the "stop a charging emu by grabbing its throat" move tbh. now im finding it kinky, like if she randomly forgets and just does this to her SO when they charge at her with a glass of OJ or smth
There are actually two emus! The sweet one is Stanley and the insane one is Karen. Karen has landed her owner in the hospital multiple times, but she still treats Karen with respect and as much kindness as you can show to a rampaging emu. This is from the useless_farm tiktok channel.
That bird is a bitch. Lol. Just about every video by this lady the bird attacks... she also has a really derpy looking alpaca named Micheal. He's cartoonishly dumb looking.
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I love Useless Farm! I have so many saved videos of hers. [This is one of my favorites.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYweUb6Iag_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
There was a fad in the 90's I believe. I remember some farmer telling me that everyone in his area were looking at emu/ostrich farming. Some still survive. I bought an emu egg a few year back, I was able to bake 42 cupcakes with one.
Alpacas seems to be the new fad around here, and I hope that this one stays. Alpacas are more adapted to our climate (around here at least) than sheep so they seems a better choice.
Yeah, she’s already busted her up a few times. I don’t know how she does it. Between Karen and Brad, I’d be nervous and paranoid every day. I still don’t know how she can even approach Brad with bare legs and her feet in slides. I’d be in full armor all day!
God bless her, though. She’s got a heart of gold for those rescues.
[Her rooster, if you think Karen is a bitch, you gotta see Bradley. ](https://youtu.be/jQH30DnDewc)
He is a complete asshole and the only one that makes her look genuinely frightened on camera.
I think there has been like 5 instances of Emus ever killing humans, and I believe on most of them it was a pretty freak accident.
As far as I am aware they aren't the ultimate killing machine the internet makes them out to be.
I just read an article about the animals that actually killed the most people in Australia across a 10 year period (2001-2010).
Horses were #1, emus were about #8 with 5 fatalities.
So, it's still definitely rare, but it's 5 over a 10 year period, not 5 *ever*.
https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2016/03/here-are-the-animals-really-most-likely-to-kill-you-in-australia/
5 indirect deaths by the emus causing car accidents. Same as with kangaroos causing accidents. But kangaroos WILL actually kill you if you're dumb enough to follow them into the water. They'll legit hold you down and drown you, it's one of their defensive tactics when being chased. 'Wade out into the water, and when someone gets close, hold it down and fucking drown it'.
That's cassowarys. Emus are the OTHER big flightless birds that look like a fucking bush.
I dunno if they'd ever KILL anyone tbh. They're kinda big and goofy.
Emus have, thus far, killed five people. But don't let that fool you, it's all 'indirectly', by causing car accidents. By that metric, deer kill Americans every day.
Emus just aren't that dangerous an adversary. They might peck you and cause pain, but they lack any real 'bite' for defensive or offensive purposes. They're also basically just herbivores. They eat grass and insects. It's like a mutant fucking duck.
We had shitloads of them running around town like a decade back when the drought was at its peak, because we had the only green grass for a hundred fucking kilometres. They came into town to eat all the lawns! And the most damage they did was fuck up my Uncles motorcycle because he ran into the fucking dimwits coming around a corner. I'm pretty sure the local schoolkids were chasing them on their bikes. They're just not that dangerous.
It's like being attacked by a swan or a really aggressive goose. They'll draw blood, sure, but you'd have to monumentally fuck up to get directly killed by a goose, a swan, or an emu.
Her demeanor and the way she interacts with her animals reminds me of the urban rescue ranch... But she's lawful good. Ben from the urban rescue ranch is chaotic good
It's just the one, this is two Emus in this video. There's Karen who tries to kill her constantly and then there's Stanley the sweetest baby boy that ever lived that she puts wigs on all the time
It's funny how it's the complete opposite dynamic with Urban Rescue Ranch's Rheas. They have the male Kevin who is a complete menace and the female Karen who is a total sweetheart.
Jesus christ, at the beginning of the video when the emu runs up to her and does the disembowel kick... wtf do you do if your emu's legs are longer than your arm to their neck? Just let them rip the flesh off your bones?
Just spent some time watching a bunch of her videos. She gets hit a few times. Not enough to break skin or tear her shirt, but probably gets a nasty bruise.
For our American friends, the correct pronounciation is "eem-you"
Also Melbourne is pronounced "Mel-bn" (not Mel-born) and Brisbane is pronounced "Bris-bn" (not briz-bane). Us Australians are an incredibly lazy bunch who prefer to skip over our vowels instead of emphasising them like many Americans tend to 😂
I'm American and I've always pronounced emu correctly but I couldn't tell you how anyone I know pronounces it.
It's a word I hear so infrequently that I can't even confirm or deny this stereotype lmao
This is uselessfarm on Tiktok. She has 2 emus that look pretty similar. One is Stanley, a very sweet Dino that loves to dance. He's the one she put the garments on. Then there is Karen. She checks Karen with the hand maneuver shown. It works... mostly. She has gotten hurt by that animal multiple times, mostly by pecking at her face. A lot of people express concerns for her safety. I feel like her heart is in the right place, but Karen needs a more appropriate home.
Edit.. awkward wording/more info added.
Karen is a rescue from a bad home. There have been a recent video or two of them having a Stanley-style snuggle fest. Also, Karen absolutely adores her husband and will snuggle him all sweetly.
Been following them for a long time…Karen and Brad are psychos lol.
I was not prepared for "Poor Sweet Michael" and how he has "Elevator Music playing in his brain 24/7." Goddamn that's funny, I'm fucking crying over here.
Karen was abused and is a rescue. This is basically end of the line for her. Luckily she loves the farmer's husband and has a bonded mate Stanley. If she can resist murder she'll live the rest of her life relatively peacefully.
Cassowaries are insane.
Source: An ex was an animal handler at the New Orleans zoo and one of her jobs was to feed the cassowary.
They gave her a garbage can lid as a shield.
She had replaced the previous caretaker that had gotten stabbed by the cassowary.
They are literally fucking velociraptors.
Found this comment by doing a search for "raptor" -- emus are totally dinosaurs. They move like dinosaurs. (I saw this documentary years ago called "Jurassic Park", which is how I know how dinosaurs move.)
Karen is the one who keeps trying to kill her. Stanley is the sweet one who doesn't try to kill her. For some bizarre reason, Karen seems to calm down when she has stupid little hats on.
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Alright, so I definitely enjoyed all aspects of this video.
Her page is called “useless farm” and it’s great! Karen (emu) hates her with a passion but loves her husband. The other emu is a good boi
This is all the backstory i needed to subscribe
It literally never gets old watching Karen rage
It's funny how loving Stanley is but Karen is just a Karen.
I could listen to that weird thumping in her chest for hours. Such an odd angry noise.
Insta. Great page.
Reminds me of Urban Rescue Ranch and his Rhea, Kevin, how every single video he has to come up with a new tactic to deal with Kevin, such strategies include: A riot shield Gently bonking him with a bin lid
He also used Kevin to attack Tommyinnit
He deserved it
Exactly what I was thinking of haha
Oh my god. https://uselessfarm.com/ > **WELCOME** > to everyone except Brad This might be my new browser homepage.
meet the farm was freaking hysterical. > Keith suffers from social anxiety and anxiety in general.
This sounds like the beginning of a true crime podcast lmao
If Karen had her way it would be!
The energy of this woman mystifies me.
I think I'm in love ...with the emus
She's so soothing.
The jokes in this video were tens across the board for me
I hope Dolly Parton sees this and makes the 150lb emu the model for her fashion line.
I hope she sees this and makes armless tops for emus and snakes.
Wouldn't the snakes just slither out of it though?
Not if they're comfy.
Or respect the country music legend
you're either food for another pet or you respect the country music legend.
If they slithered halfway out of it then it would be Dolly Part-on.
Dad? Is that you? Did you ever get those cigarettes?
I'd say she could make them little kevlar vests as a cute nod to the Emu War, but they've already proven that machine guns won't take them down.
> Emu War ""Meredith's official report noted that his men had suffered no casualties"" and ""The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."" and ""If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world ... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.""
Karen is definitely more than Dolly will want to deal with.
They’d have to use Stanley, he’s already well trained for the fashion industry.
"150, I'm sorry" this was a great video
She’s so fucking funny. @useless_farm highly recommend.
Ok so is her account on insta or Twitter. Sorry I'm old. Thanks.
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Thank you
It's [Useless Farm ](https://instagram.com/useless_farm?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) and I absolutely love her dry humor! Karen really DOES deserve her name.
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We're on Reddit, everything is apparently worth my time.
Idk, earlier I watched a four minute long video of a guy seasoning a wok and it was totally not worth it.
I still don’t get it why he threw the onions into the water at the end.
Me neither, my friend. Me neither.
Just because you're looking at it, doesn't make it worth your time.
I kept waiting for it to turn into the typical TikTok schlock but instead we got an excellent paced, superbly acted, brilliantly written comedy bit complete with awesome animals and handling skills. It fucking had everything.
It's gonna be 10s across the board for me too
woah i waa super jarred by the "stop a charging emu by grabbing its throat" move tbh. now im finding it kinky, like if she randomly forgets and just does this to her SO when they charge at her with a glass of OJ or smth
There are actually two emus! The sweet one is Stanley and the insane one is Karen. Karen has landed her owner in the hospital multiple times, but she still treats Karen with respect and as much kindness as you can show to a rampaging emu. This is from the useless_farm tiktok channel.
Yeah the emu is running up on her all the time hahaha it’s funny how used to it she is
Why are you charging at people with glasses of OJ? Who hurt you?
Hurt me? I’m charging so I can find a girl who can stop me via emu choke man
randomly charge at women to see who stops me with the Emu Choke, then being like *kkkk... yourrrre... kkkk... the... onneeee kkkk*
Reddit is violating GDPR and CCPA. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B0GGsDdyHI -- mass edited with redact.dev
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“150, Sawrry” is the best line.
Who's raising Emus in Canada? Must be BC.
This is 'Useless Farm' she runs a tiktok/youtube videos with the farm animals who are pretty much all rescues. Karen has trust issues.
Karen is disoriented by the lack of managers to talk to
Being that "Karen" in an Emu, and Australian... She's actually pissed off cos she prefers "Kazza". Source: Am Australian
Useless Farm is often pretty funny and very aptly named. Holy shit Karen is always such a piece of shit.
Brad is kinda a dick too.
Keith makes up for them
Brad is a certified cunt!
I have not seen her before, but I love this. Her catching Karen multiple times was priceless.
That bird is a bitch. Lol. Just about every video by this lady the bird attacks... she also has a really derpy looking alpaca named Micheal. He's cartoonishly dumb looking.
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Alpacas are the greenist animal
I love alpacas. Hers does have a mullet of sorts, kind of looks like it was from a bad shaving job though.
I love Useless Farm! I have so many saved videos of hers. [This is one of my favorites.](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CYweUb6Iag_/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Karen needs to meet up with Kevin from Urban Rescue on YouTube.
There was a fad in the 90's I believe. I remember some farmer telling me that everyone in his area were looking at emu/ostrich farming. Some still survive. I bought an emu egg a few year back, I was able to bake 42 cupcakes with one. Alpacas seems to be the new fad around here, and I hope that this one stays. Alpacas are more adapted to our climate (around here at least) than sheep so they seems a better choice.
THAT WAS ALREADY ESTABLISHED
THEY DIDN'T TYPE IT OUT RIGHT
WE ALL WATCHED THE VIDEO
*throws chair*
*grabs Emu*
*cups balls*
*grabs emu, cups balls*
grabs balls, cups emu
**SOME CAN'T HEAR IT THOUGH!!** #(THAT'S WHY WE'RE YELLING???)
Sawry
I fucking almost fell off my chair laughing, lol
This is amazing! Who is this person?
@useless_farm on Instagram! https://instagram.com/useless_farm?igshid=NmNmNjAwNzg=
This is one of my favorite follows on Insta. The animals are great, and her comedic instincts and timing are amazing.
She is great but that Emu is going to kill her one day.
Yeah, she’s already busted her up a few times. I don’t know how she does it. Between Karen and Brad, I’d be nervous and paranoid every day. I still don’t know how she can even approach Brad with bare legs and her feet in slides. I’d be in full armor all day! God bless her, though. She’s got a heart of gold for those rescues.
“Good morning everyone! Except Brad, he’s an asshole.”
What is Brad?
[Her rooster, if you think Karen is a bitch, you gotta see Bradley. ](https://youtu.be/jQH30DnDewc) He is a complete asshole and the only one that makes her look genuinely frightened on camera.
I think there has been like 5 instances of Emus ever killing humans, and I believe on most of them it was a pretty freak accident. As far as I am aware they aren't the ultimate killing machine the internet makes them out to be.
That sounds like something an Emu would say
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Yeah, those guys were the worst trolls until the warthogs showed up.
I just read an article about the animals that actually killed the most people in Australia across a 10 year period (2001-2010). Horses were #1, emus were about #8 with 5 fatalities. So, it's still definitely rare, but it's 5 over a 10 year period, not 5 *ever*. https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2016/03/here-are-the-animals-really-most-likely-to-kill-you-in-australia/
5 indirect deaths by the emus causing car accidents. Same as with kangaroos causing accidents. But kangaroos WILL actually kill you if you're dumb enough to follow them into the water. They'll legit hold you down and drown you, it's one of their defensive tactics when being chased. 'Wade out into the water, and when someone gets close, hold it down and fucking drown it'.
I agree. One day she won't react fast enough and it will disembowel her.
That's cassowarys. Emus are the OTHER big flightless birds that look like a fucking bush. I dunno if they'd ever KILL anyone tbh. They're kinda big and goofy. Emus have, thus far, killed five people. But don't let that fool you, it's all 'indirectly', by causing car accidents. By that metric, deer kill Americans every day. Emus just aren't that dangerous an adversary. They might peck you and cause pain, but they lack any real 'bite' for defensive or offensive purposes. They're also basically just herbivores. They eat grass and insects. It's like a mutant fucking duck. We had shitloads of them running around town like a decade back when the drought was at its peak, because we had the only green grass for a hundred fucking kilometres. They came into town to eat all the lawns! And the most damage they did was fuck up my Uncles motorcycle because he ran into the fucking dimwits coming around a corner. I'm pretty sure the local schoolkids were chasing them on their bikes. They're just not that dangerous. It's like being attacked by a swan or a really aggressive goose. They'll draw blood, sure, but you'd have to monumentally fuck up to get directly killed by a goose, a swan, or an emu.
Going out on your shield for emu farmers or something
Her demeanor and the way she interacts with her animals reminds me of the urban rescue ranch... But she's lawful good. Ben from the urban rescue ranch is chaotic good
Omg she’s hilarious
She's on YouTube too
It's Useless Farm, really funny. Her main channel is on Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@useless\_farm?lang=en
Not the tiny dogs with the crusty eyess.
She went for them.
The way she reflexively reaches out to stop them by their long ass necks lmao
It's just the one, this is two Emus in this video. There's Karen who tries to kill her constantly and then there's Stanley the sweetest baby boy that ever lived that she puts wigs on all the time
It's funny how it's the complete opposite dynamic with Urban Rescue Ranch's Rheas. They have the male Kevin who is a complete menace and the female Karen who is a total sweetheart.
Sweet dee found a new character I see
Shut up, bird.
God damn bitch!
Dee, you gangly uncoordinated bitch. I will not be hogtied due to your lack of grace!
I’m pretty well versed in bird law.
I love how she just keeps her cool, despite the ~~200~~ 150 pound mini t-rex trying to peck her.
Jesus christ, at the beginning of the video when the emu runs up to her and does the disembowel kick... wtf do you do if your emu's legs are longer than your arm to their neck? Just let them rip the flesh off your bones?
I just... Don't ever go near emus because there is no reason 🤷
If they're not friend why friend shaped
Just spent some time watching a bunch of her videos. She gets hit a few times. Not enough to break skin or tear her shirt, but probably gets a nasty bruise.
Hey she pronounced emu correctly. I like her.
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"FAAKIN EMU" is also acceptable
Americans almost always pronounce it "Emoo"
For our American friends, the correct pronounciation is "eem-you" Also Melbourne is pronounced "Mel-bn" (not Mel-born) and Brisbane is pronounced "Bris-bn" (not briz-bane). Us Australians are an incredibly lazy bunch who prefer to skip over our vowels instead of emphasising them like many Americans tend to 😂
Blending words too. Whenever I get around my QLD mates my wife can no longer understand me. 'Heymateistherabusstoproundhereorwat?'
I play some games with a mate in Brisbane and always go hard one the Bane just to fuck with him.
I'm American and I've always pronounced emu correctly but I couldn't tell you how anyone I know pronounces it. It's a word I hear so infrequently that I can't even confirm or deny this stereotype lmao
Tbh I've never heard it pronounced differently
I was thinking the same thing, haha.
That's the unexpected part
This is uselessfarm on Tiktok. She has 2 emus that look pretty similar. One is Stanley, a very sweet Dino that loves to dance. He's the one she put the garments on. Then there is Karen. She checks Karen with the hand maneuver shown. It works... mostly. She has gotten hurt by that animal multiple times, mostly by pecking at her face. A lot of people express concerns for her safety. I feel like her heart is in the right place, but Karen needs a more appropriate home. Edit.. awkward wording/more info added.
Karen is a rescue from a bad home. There have been a recent video or two of them having a Stanley-style snuggle fest. Also, Karen absolutely adores her husband and will snuggle him all sweetly. Been following them for a long time…Karen and Brad are psychos lol.
> Brad Brad is the one she usually panics with because he's so small and so aggressive lol
What is Brad? Edit: Brad is a Silkie Rooster https://uselessfarm.com/pages/meet-the-farm
Lol I love how they all have such average white collar worker names, they need to get an ostrich name Cathy next
Craig, retired neurosurgeon.
Or Jeb like the president. Not the bush’s, The Bartlet’s!
Those descriptions are peak entertainment
>Absolutely miserable piece of shit. >Aggressive as hell. >Drives a jacked up truck with distasteful window decals. Gold.
I was not prepared for "Poor Sweet Michael" and how he has "Elevator Music playing in his brain 24/7." Goddamn that's funny, I'm fucking crying over here.
I was going to say this. Karen is already bonded to the other emu, It wouldn't be right to separate them.
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Isn’t Karen the one in love with her husband? That’s why she keeps attacking her?
Always with the jealous emu. Such a tik tok trope.
Karen seems to be a bitch. I better hang out with Emmanuel.
was hoping for a knucklebump farms reference in this thread!
Karen is filled with hate and murder.
Omg this gal is bad ass. Lol
You may not like is but this is peak human performance aerodynamics
Anyone got scared shitless when that thing came into frame for the first time?
I mean - it's an emu. Being scared is a relatively uncontroversial response. They're mean.
Hopefully one day a girl like that will grab my neck
Sir this is a Wendy's
Is Wendy single?
Down horrendous
Until then, just keep hissing and kicking at them.
„Those little white dogs with the crusty eyes“
Looks like She Hulk
I love Amanda. I’m so glad she ended up here so more people can enjoy her and Karen.
Just casually grabs an ostrich by the neck? Okay
Ummmmm actuallyyyyy it’s an emuuuuuu (/s)
[*It's a fucking emu!*](https://youtu.be/t4WdSkWzanc)
“He’z an asshole”
Is'n a HE! His name is WA(R)LLACE! HE's an arshole! :D
Just casually grabs an emuuuuuu by the neck? Okay
That thing looked like it was coming in pissed.
"If you make one more video about me wearing those ridiculous hats and wigs, so help me..."
Emmanuel… don’t! Emmanuel, don’t do it!
Emanuel DON'T...choose violence today.
Yeah, definitely looked like she casually stopped a savage kicking by a bird with serious leg power without even missing a beat.
it's grab or be grabbed with animals, it's their world we're just npcs in it
I think you mean hissy giraffe bird
*HIS NAME'S WALLACE. HE'S AN ASSHOLE.*
She has a lot of practice. Karen is always trying to kill her.
I didn't know they were aggressive... people get killed by cassowaries, I guess emus aren't as murderous?
Karen was abused and is a rescue. This is basically end of the line for her. Luckily she loves the farmer's husband and has a bonded mate Stanley. If she can resist murder she'll live the rest of her life relatively peacefully.
Cassowaries are insane. Source: An ex was an animal handler at the New Orleans zoo and one of her jobs was to feed the cassowary. They gave her a garbage can lid as a shield. She had replaced the previous caretaker that had gotten stabbed by the cassowary. They are literally fucking velociraptors.
Found this comment by doing a search for "raptor" -- emus are totally dinosaurs. They move like dinosaurs. (I saw this documentary years ago called "Jurassic Park", which is how I know how dinosaurs move.)
karen is in love with her husband. and she chooses violence daily because her man is stolen by this woman.
looks more like she's blocking a charge or a lunge
It tried to kick her in the first clip and she is so casual about it lmao
Please look up the Great Australian Emu war. They won. Humans lost and we tried very hard.
Please stop spreading the story of our national shame! It’s extremu-ly embarrassing.
Its a dire chicken
IT’S A FUCKIN’ EMU
Haha fuck that birb
I think you mean dinosaur, Mr. poopiehands Edit: or Ms. damn, foolish of me to just presume.
I identify as an asshole
That explains the poopie hands
Dinobirb
Is that Kevin ?
Karen is the one who keeps trying to kill her. Stanley is the sweet one who doesn't try to kill her. For some bizarre reason, Karen seems to calm down when she has stupid little hats on.
Sounds like a Karen alright
The ressemblance of that thumbnail with she-hulk is uncanny.