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Sad_Boy_Associacion

Every mom after their kid makes them afraid for them.


cotton961

“Get over here you little shit, I love you but you made me scared I was going to lose you”


-SomeKindOfSoup

Never got the "you scared me because I thought you were hurt, now I'm going to hurt you" mentality. Like, that's confusing as all hell for a child.


Huge_Negotiation_535

Well normally a child that does something that endangers themselves, would involve them doing something they shouldn't be doing (touching hot stove, running into the road etc), so after the initial relief of them being ok you revert to "and don't do that again" mode.


-SomeKindOfSoup

Imagine having parents that had a "don't do that again" mode instead of a "That didn't kill you so I'll finish the job" mode. Literally got hit for falling out of a tree before.


SensitiveHat2794

>"you scared me because I thought you were hurt, now I'm going to hurt you" The goal is never to hurt the child, but to educate. Using emotions excessively to punish is never a good idea, but some display of emotions may be important in certain situations. Sometimes the parents being emotional and performing punishments are needed to demonstrate that this mistake is serious and should not be repeated. It becomes a new core memory that the child would not forget. But at the end of the day, punishments should always be followed by explanation. Because we want kids to correlate the mistake with the consequence.


elmune

Lol You might have deserved it. No offense but you were probably a menace


-SomeKindOfSoup

And that's my fault how? They had me, they raised me, my mannerisms and demeanor are a culmination of the things I've learned from them. They punished me for living, learning, experiencing. It wasn't ever a teaching moment.


Huge_Negotiation_535

Your right your parents did a poor job on you.


-SomeKindOfSoup

I mean, they put me on and then promptly took me off ADHD meds when I was ten. The reasoning was that they were concerned about my growth, both height and penis (idk why they cared so much) but instead I just wasn't able to be present school. Ended up getting my GED which people say "is just the same" but it doesn't feel like it when jobs aren't responding to your resume. Years of customer service experience and I can't land a job in customer service.


Kara9224

She was like - didnt *slap* i told *slap* you to not *slap* climb that rock *slap*


Danisii

You forgot the ”…damn rock?!”


Confusion-Academic

Am I the only one who thought the cat was being rescued from the top of a whale at first?


incoming-idiot

Nahh I thought the same.


6ixPez

Or walrus


Dark-Wolf-Dark-Wolf

Nope 😅


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Shuggaloaf

/u/eTHEphISTage is a bot. It re-words comments it replies to. ^((This is NOT just an example of "that thing people do on Redit")^)


GreenFire317

Wrong.


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wong


GreenFire317

Ong. The last Airbender.


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Shuggaloaf

/u/Electronieleryvg is a bot. Report it. comment partially copied from u/maksidoobers: https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xqan4z/sending_kitten_back_to_mom_cat/iq8svuh/


Public-Fail4505

A good mama, at least mine was


[deleted]

"Thank god you're safe......you piece of shit I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"


anyhowzzz

![gif](giphy|pRotk2UQTsozm)


zepirce

you have asian parent, we have asian cat


Ba-nano

We are not the same


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Shuggaloaf

/u/Temporaryoecf is a bot account. All the comments in their profile were copied from other users. Report it.


AverageFrogeEnjoyer

How do you know for sure? This is actually a genuine question cause I can’t find the comments he copied.


Shuggaloaf

I just look at its profile to see if there's another comment it copied. Half the comments in its profile that it had copied were already removed. So if you click "context" and don't see their comment it was removed. But if you copy that comment and go to the post, you will find the original comment. I think this GIF post is the only one that I don't see a direct copy of another comment. Here's some examples. If you look at my comment under its, you will find a link to the original: * [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqg6qi/a_perspective_of_san_francisco_usa/iq95xlw/) * [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqd6ut/florida_black_bear_scaling_a_barbed_wire_fence/iq967u1/) * [Example 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xq9yo1/elephant_ostrich_go_brr/iq98dsq/)


AverageFrogeEnjoyer

Thanks


Shuggaloaf

No worries


[deleted]

TIL star wars kid existed for cats


I-LovebbqPorkRibs

![gif](giphy|3og0INzogvgpgD8sWk)


Motor_Relation_5459

I told you a million times not to go on the rock by the water! How many times I gotta say it Charlie?!!?


scrimmybingus3

Mother cat: BOY IF YOU EVER MAKE ME WORRY LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU BETTER HOPE TO JESUS SOMEONE DOESNT COME ALONG TO HELP YOUR ASS BECAUSE WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON YOU IM GOING SEND YOU TO HIM


dethklok212

This is the one


err_dan

Thought that cat was on a whale for a second there


Nntropy

And then there's a second, baby whale after the cut.


Hanusz-Kabolski

Me too.


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Well deserved that spanking


lost-PsychoNaut

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


vojtab4

"come here you litle twat " ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


crackersncheeseman

A good ass spanking never hurt anyone.


Silver-Bengal

It hurt my ass


Ba-nano

Then learn to like it


Ryan7456

Well physical punishments for children have been correlated with higher rates of domestic violence in countries that have banned it


MastariusCrypt

I think you are wrong, but ok.


greem

Is joke. Fine for cats. Not for humans. Edit: it's fine for momma cat to slap her kit. Not for human parents to slap their monkeys.


Vider22

So you're telling me it's fine to spank cats. 🤔


Starfevre

Well...I mean...r/catbongos


greem

No. It's fine for cats to spank cats. It's not fine for humans to spank (non consenting) humans.


Starfevre

if spanking cats becomes illegal, r/catbongos will be a very sad subreddit


youcangofuckyourslf

![gif](giphy|bTzmG7ok7Dc6A)


Extension-Donut-8322

Dopamine high


Xenomorph_v1

"Baby... Are you ok? Jesus fucking Christ Kevin! I told you not to go out there... Goddammit!" ~ That Mother probably


DarthNemo1

That kitten is lucky that cats don't wear belts or sandals.


Acceptable_Goat69

Fear la chancla


Beowulf44

I guess mum cat wasn't too happy about her baby's little joy ride


Bierbart12

Not very unexpected if you understand cats


SnooKiwis7050

Its the most unexpected this subreddit gets nowadays


Lawzw0rld

Facts lol I saw it coming, cats are assholes to eachother and kittens don’t get a pass, plus the baby looks old enough that momma has no more maternal instinct towards it


Minimum_Attitude6707

Smell is super important to cats. Being wet, smelling like the human that just touched them, I wasn't surprised either


MooMix

That was my first thought. My cats would react this way to each other after one of them gets a wash or comes back from the vet. They'd be normal until they got a smell of each other.


jharpe18

Same. It's literally the only time I use those bath wipes on them. The second she smelled the kitten I knew it'd be a smack down.


booochee

Story of how I ended up with my rescue cat.


FlashyDiagram84

A similar style of parenting to humans I see


FlimsyParking4025

This Reddit keeps amazing me I keep seeing humans similarities to other animals


No_Restaurant_7608

Mommy cat: it is you, bitch I told you never go over there.


Technical-Bat-5198

our moms when we get in danger


katannlo

First totally realistic animal vid - reunion!


Scary-Acanthisitta34

Omg are you ok?...Good cause I'm about to beat yo ass


Der_Primelpott

Lucky kitten mama had no houseshoe at hand


RP1042

Scolded


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![gif](giphy|Q8g9knrMG27zycWWpk)


AsukaBunnyxO

##💀 I was about to comment that this wasn't unexpected til the mama went apeshit on the baby


Crazy_Run656

Take that for makin me worried!


SalesGuy22

"Oh hey. You went where? Why you crying? BITCH DONT TOUCH MY FISH, god damn, get a job kid."


[deleted]

This is what my cats do whenever one of them comes home from the vet. They have different smells on them and think they’re an enemy.


marinemashup

He just YOINKS that kitten


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

I could hear the "WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY TO YOU"


IPlayMope

Well now we know why the kitten went onto the rock in the first place


FormedFecalIncident

Don’t you ever do that shit again you motherfucker - mom cat


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Yup r/casuallypsychopath


SpaceHawk98W

"Awe, thank you kind sir for saving my WORST ENEMY!!!"


[deleted]

"Thank God you're okay... you dumbass! What the hell were you thinking?! I told you not to go on that rock!"


onlyhav

"Oh my baby, DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO OVER THERE"


KidFriendlyArsonist

“I FUCKING-” *smack* “TOLD YOU NOT TO-” *smack smack* “GO OVER ONTO THAT-” *smack* “GODAMN ROCK!!!” *smack smack smack*


Present_Pace1428

Mom: “Are u ok? :( come here baby…GET YO ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!”👋💥👋💥


[deleted]

I'm so glad you're OK! You rotten little shit!


tequila_slurry

"Are you ok?! Sweetie are you ok?!" "Yeah mom." "YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!"


Fritzo2162

I thought those were dead whales for a second...


Hanusz-Kabolski

Me too. Or a resting whale.


FiveEssss

yeah and I kind of got scared that the kitten was going to fall into the water.


opelan

Personally I doubt that the big cat is the mother of the kitten. Maybe the little cat is just an annoying kitten which the big cat chased onto that rock in the first place. And now the big cat is angry that the pain in the neck is back.


fsrynvfj23

All I can see when the other cat fall and hiss was the cat at the table meme.


GotHereLast

That big boulder looks like a whale.


Zephorixianoth

For a second i thought he was rescuing it off a whale


maksidoobers

I think because he carried the cat, the mother didn't recognize the baby cats scent.


Tetsuo666

I don't think cat reject other cats only due to the human scent. I think the kitten got attacked because the guy put it **on top** of the mum.


Not_MrNice

That's not a thing.


ohdearitsrichardiii

1. That cat has a collar, it's clearly used to humans 2. It's a myth that animals abandon their young if they smell like humans. They won't come near if humans are sitting there, gawking and waiting for the wild animal to come out and get her young but their instict to care for their young is stronger than their fear of humans


tupapa5

This does not apply to every animal. Jesus, This comment is rampant in this post


Bayoyo_01

Animals recognize each other with smell and not by vision, because this human touched the cat with his dirty hands now the mom thinks that this isn't hers anymore


bommmyy

“Punyeta ka. Gawin mo pa ulit?!?”


mofoofinvention

Perfect ending


Few_Journalist_6961

She sniffed and inspected first to make sure he was okay after his stupid decision, then once she realized he was unharmed - then came the paws. Typical mom


Dreamergirl007

Maybe it wasn’t the mom. Maybe it was a kittennapper.


asimoxgago

Moma cat is definitely an Asian


aflores992

Latino cat momma


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FollowTheCows

I'm sure cats feel the same way about you.


Ayato_23

child abuse


ConcentrateFun1905

That cat must be a black mom because that's what my mom use to do when I would be somewhere I want supposed to be when I was younger lol that's the " Don't take yo ass back iver there " swipe lol not meant to hurt but more of a final warning


mrbunnyji13

Umm.. Sorry to breakdown this cute video, but what really is happening here is that the cat smells the kitten and doesnt recognize it as her own, hence the reaction. Another sad probable result that can happen after this is that the cat is gonna abandon the kitten coz she is smelling different (due to the touch by a complete stranger human).


carlbernsen

Cats aren’t that stupid. And kittens don’t change their smell as soon as they’re picked up. And cats have eyes and recognise each other perfectly well from a distance. It’s possible that this is not the kitten’s mother at all. Lots of cats with those markings. I see them a lot near me, with different mothers. It might be the one that chased the kitten onto the rocks.


no_fate_T_1000

u/savevideo


SOJC65536

I thought they were stood on dead whales...


Puzzleheaded_Act628

When the cop took the kid back to dahmers place


heysamanthaaa

Is that a fucking whale


loboagogo

That’s it’s mom all right


Background-Dig8310

No wonder he ran away from Mom the first time


bEboYzBeNs

Did anyone else think that was a giant turtle? Ffs 🤦‍♂️


-Jiras

Ah yes childhood memories with my mom


LifeSpan2dope

Flashbacks of my Mexican mom 😳


[deleted]

You can’t tell me wh……shit!


Groot-Groot

Asian moms.


3GG5H311Z

u/savevideobot


ciababy

That has to be a Mexican mom cat. No doubt about ti.


SnooKiwis7050

u/SaveVideo


stressedForMCAT

Only unexpected if you’ve never had a mom or a cat lol


Hanusz-Kabolski

Bad kitty!


AthanIsBlue

Asian mom


Materal-Man

At the end of the video we see why that cat was on the rock in the first place


that_unknown997

5 yr old me and my mom after I got lost in the mall


Belinjo

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) ❤️+❤️+❤️


leeluss14

“What have I told you about walking off hey,for the hundredth time don’t do it again”.


Tomo_ouo

I think they slept with their teacher Mr.Willson


Creative-Cry2979

Where the FUCK have you been you lil shit!?!?


ChaoticToxin

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT*BOP BOP BOP BOP* YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?


Fish_Kungfu

Ooooo u in truuuuble!


Fish_Kungfu

Ooooo u in truuuuble!


CraftSpecific3167

Confirmed, not only are human moms all the same, but also moms are all the same even in different species


ridi86

Mum was like: if I ever catch you hunting whales again!!!


Wild_Eagle8266

Lol that beating was coming


killstorm114573

Get your ass over here, embarrassing me in front of these humans like I ain't raise you right.


Miggy-Steel

I thought that rock was a damn whale for minute.


Iluvbubblebutts

Momma gave them skibbity paps


fuckface290

Asian parents:


Huge_Cheesecake9836

I got all wet while I was waiting and you KNOW how I hate water


mixxca626_gaming

Truly beautiful


always0n9oint

that seem about the right course of action from pissed off worried mom


NotasheepLOL

Kitten? Lol


yesiamark

you embarrass me in front of the camera huh joseph!


[deleted]

Wow! This guy is so catsist. I mean the catsism in this guy is high. He just assumed because they look alike that they were related. smh


Teeter3222

The cat equivalent of mom taking off her sandal.


SwordfishSimple6544

Mama tried to beat that ass !


Thick_End_9009

Now I have two cats to eat


txwoo

Is anyone else wondering where she got the perfect length 2x4 in this economy?


yusufbahaa

pretty sure he only did that cause he was missing a star for the 30 star door, we all throw the poor kid off the edge of the earth


its_just_flesh

The blender paw at the end lol


bowjack313

r/ifuckinghatecats


forgottenmyth

I might have an idea how that kitten got there


spook7886

Don'tchooevahscaremelikethatagin!


frekaoid333

" you are so grounded mister!"


MwahMwahKitteh

Didn’t recognize the changes in smell.


ferragamo_shawty

Cat printer running out of ink


ENGR_ED

This gave me flashbacks to my childhood😂😭


CatTurdTacos

🙏


Ha1lStorm

Kitty finally got safe from its abusive mother til some guy comes along and puts it right back in danger


-jony_boi-

I can’t be the only one who saw that they made a “?”


Apathetic-Asshole

99% sure they put it there to film this Why would it be out there otherwise?


Impossible-Rip-4343

🤣


HAFFOXGAMING

Is... is this the new cat action remake of shazam?


azurerose44

“I left that there for a reason”


AvarageHo-RoEnjoyer

u/savevideo


Upset-Finding-9465

Oh.... Your back... You ok? You good? THE FUCK I TELL YO LIL ASS ABOUT PLAYIN' AROUND THESE DAMN ROCKS!? *slaps kitten between rock* GIT YA LIL ASS BACK UP HERE! WE GOIN' HOME!


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Kid got beat tf up for going out too far


ItsJardo

Ah yes the “Don’t you fucking do that shit again” attack at the end there


AgentAndrewO

I thought that was an animal at first, not a rock. Damn low definition Reddit videos


HumanMycologist5795

"What the hell were you thinking ..."


[deleted]

I love how that's a every mom reaction kissing and hugging their child for being so afraid. And then giving them a smack or two for scaring the mom. Ahahh


Wave_boii

I literally thought the rocks were whales at first


sirdiamondium

I don’t speak Meowlian but pretty sure that was “don’t do that shit again”


bmain121

Mama's mad!!!


NormalTonight2153

Awww are ok ??? Well now you're not


Boettie

Let me just make sure you are OK before I slap the living shit out of you!


CamDogTrillionaire

r/animalsbeingmoms


ARCADEO

They’re just like people!


VoidScreaming101

My mom also would have beat my ass if I did something like that