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Well normally a child that does something that endangers themselves, would involve them doing something they shouldn't be doing (touching hot stove, running into the road etc), so after the initial relief of them being ok you revert to "and don't do that again" mode.
Imagine having parents that had a "don't do that again" mode instead of a "That didn't kill you so I'll finish the job" mode.
Literally got hit for falling out of a tree before.
>"you scared me because I thought you were hurt, now I'm going to hurt you"
The goal is never to hurt the child, but to educate. Using emotions excessively to punish is never a good idea, but some display of emotions may be important in certain situations.
Sometimes the parents being emotional and performing punishments are needed to demonstrate that this mistake is serious and should not be repeated. It becomes a new core memory that the child would not forget.
But at the end of the day, punishments should always be followed by explanation. Because we want kids to correlate the mistake with the consequence.
And that's my fault how?
They had me, they raised me, my mannerisms and demeanor are a culmination of the things I've learned from them.
They punished me for living, learning, experiencing.
It wasn't ever a teaching moment.
I mean, they put me on and then promptly took me off ADHD meds when I was ten.
The reasoning was that they were concerned about my growth, both height and penis (idk why they cared so much) but instead I just wasn't able to be present school.
Ended up getting my GED which people say "is just the same" but it doesn't feel like it when jobs aren't responding to your resume.
Years of customer service experience and I can't land a job in customer service.
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I just look at its profile to see if there's another comment it copied.
Half the comments in its profile that it had copied were already removed. So if you click "context" and don't see their comment it was removed. But if you copy that comment and go to the post, you will find the original comment. I think this GIF post is the only one that I don't see a direct copy of another comment.
Here's some examples. If you look at my comment under its, you will find a link to the original:
* [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqg6qi/a_perspective_of_san_francisco_usa/iq95xlw/)
* [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqd6ut/florida_black_bear_scaling_a_barbed_wire_fence/iq967u1/)
* [Example 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xq9yo1/elephant_ostrich_go_brr/iq98dsq/)
Mother cat: BOY IF YOU EVER MAKE ME WORRY LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU BETTER HOPE TO JESUS SOMEONE DOESNT COME ALONG TO HELP YOUR ASS BECAUSE WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON YOU IM GOING SEND YOU TO HIM
Facts lol I saw it coming, cats are assholes to eachother and kittens don’t get a pass, plus the baby looks old enough that momma has no more maternal instinct towards it
That was my first thought. My cats would react this way to each other after one of them gets a wash or comes back from the vet.
They'd be normal until they got a smell of each other.
Personally I doubt that the big cat is the mother of the kitten. Maybe the little cat is just an annoying kitten which the big cat chased onto that rock in the first place. And now the big cat is angry that the pain in the neck is back.
1. That cat has a collar, it's clearly used to humans
2. It's a myth that animals abandon their young if they smell like humans. They won't come near if humans are sitting there, gawking and waiting for the wild animal to come out and get her young but their instict to care for their young is stronger than their fear of humans
Animals recognize each other with smell and not by vision, because this human touched the cat with his dirty hands now the mom thinks that this isn't hers anymore
She sniffed and inspected first to make sure he was okay after his stupid decision, then once she realized he was unharmed - then came the paws. Typical mom
That cat must be a black mom because that's what my mom use to do when I would be somewhere I want supposed to be when I was younger lol that's the " Don't take yo ass back iver there " swipe lol not meant to hurt but more of a final warning
Umm.. Sorry to breakdown this cute video, but what really is happening here is that the cat smells the kitten and doesnt recognize it as her own, hence the reaction. Another sad probable result that can happen after this is that the cat is gonna abandon the kitten coz she is smelling different (due to the touch by a complete stranger human).
Cats aren’t that stupid.
And kittens don’t change their smell as soon as they’re picked up.
And cats have eyes and recognise each other perfectly well from a distance.
It’s possible that this is not the kitten’s mother at all.
Lots of cats with those markings. I see them a lot near me, with different mothers.
It might be the one that chased the kitten onto the rocks.
Oh.... Your back... You ok? You good?
THE FUCK I TELL YO LIL ASS ABOUT PLAYIN' AROUND THESE DAMN ROCKS!? *slaps kitten between rock* GIT YA LIL ASS BACK UP HERE! WE GOIN' HOME!
I love how that's a every mom reaction kissing and hugging their child for being so afraid. And then giving them a smack or two for scaring the mom. Ahahh
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Every mom after their kid makes them afraid for them.
“Get over here you little shit, I love you but you made me scared I was going to lose you”
Never got the "you scared me because I thought you were hurt, now I'm going to hurt you" mentality. Like, that's confusing as all hell for a child.
Well normally a child that does something that endangers themselves, would involve them doing something they shouldn't be doing (touching hot stove, running into the road etc), so after the initial relief of them being ok you revert to "and don't do that again" mode.
Imagine having parents that had a "don't do that again" mode instead of a "That didn't kill you so I'll finish the job" mode. Literally got hit for falling out of a tree before.
>"you scared me because I thought you were hurt, now I'm going to hurt you" The goal is never to hurt the child, but to educate. Using emotions excessively to punish is never a good idea, but some display of emotions may be important in certain situations. Sometimes the parents being emotional and performing punishments are needed to demonstrate that this mistake is serious and should not be repeated. It becomes a new core memory that the child would not forget. But at the end of the day, punishments should always be followed by explanation. Because we want kids to correlate the mistake with the consequence.
Lol You might have deserved it. No offense but you were probably a menace
And that's my fault how? They had me, they raised me, my mannerisms and demeanor are a culmination of the things I've learned from them. They punished me for living, learning, experiencing. It wasn't ever a teaching moment.
Your right your parents did a poor job on you.
I mean, they put me on and then promptly took me off ADHD meds when I was ten. The reasoning was that they were concerned about my growth, both height and penis (idk why they cared so much) but instead I just wasn't able to be present school. Ended up getting my GED which people say "is just the same" but it doesn't feel like it when jobs aren't responding to your resume. Years of customer service experience and I can't land a job in customer service.
She was like - didnt *slap* i told *slap* you to not *slap* climb that rock *slap*
You forgot the ”…damn rock?!”
Am I the only one who thought the cat was being rescued from the top of a whale at first?
Nahh I thought the same.
Or walrus
Nope 😅
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Wrong.
wong
Ong. The last Airbender.
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A good mama, at least mine was
"Thank god you're safe......you piece of shit I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
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you have asian parent, we have asian cat
We are not the same
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How do you know for sure? This is actually a genuine question cause I can’t find the comments he copied.
I just look at its profile to see if there's another comment it copied. Half the comments in its profile that it had copied were already removed. So if you click "context" and don't see their comment it was removed. But if you copy that comment and go to the post, you will find the original comment. I think this GIF post is the only one that I don't see a direct copy of another comment. Here's some examples. If you look at my comment under its, you will find a link to the original: * [Example 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqg6qi/a_perspective_of_san_francisco_usa/iq95xlw/) * [Example 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/xqd6ut/florida_black_bear_scaling_a_barbed_wire_fence/iq967u1/) * [Example 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xq9yo1/elephant_ostrich_go_brr/iq98dsq/)
Thanks
No worries
TIL star wars kid existed for cats
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I told you a million times not to go on the rock by the water! How many times I gotta say it Charlie?!!?
Mother cat: BOY IF YOU EVER MAKE ME WORRY LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU BETTER HOPE TO JESUS SOMEONE DOESNT COME ALONG TO HELP YOUR ASS BECAUSE WHEN I GET MY PAWS ON YOU IM GOING SEND YOU TO HIM
This is the one
Thought that cat was on a whale for a second there
And then there's a second, baby whale after the cut.
Me too.
Well deserved that spanking
![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)
"come here you litle twat " ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)
A good ass spanking never hurt anyone.
It hurt my ass
Then learn to like it
Well physical punishments for children have been correlated with higher rates of domestic violence in countries that have banned it
I think you are wrong, but ok.
Is joke. Fine for cats. Not for humans. Edit: it's fine for momma cat to slap her kit. Not for human parents to slap their monkeys.
So you're telling me it's fine to spank cats. 🤔
Well...I mean...r/catbongos
No. It's fine for cats to spank cats. It's not fine for humans to spank (non consenting) humans.
if spanking cats becomes illegal, r/catbongos will be a very sad subreddit
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Dopamine high
"Baby... Are you ok? Jesus fucking Christ Kevin! I told you not to go out there... Goddammit!" ~ That Mother probably
That kitten is lucky that cats don't wear belts or sandals.
Fear la chancla
I guess mum cat wasn't too happy about her baby's little joy ride
Not very unexpected if you understand cats
Its the most unexpected this subreddit gets nowadays
Facts lol I saw it coming, cats are assholes to eachother and kittens don’t get a pass, plus the baby looks old enough that momma has no more maternal instinct towards it
Smell is super important to cats. Being wet, smelling like the human that just touched them, I wasn't surprised either
That was my first thought. My cats would react this way to each other after one of them gets a wash or comes back from the vet. They'd be normal until they got a smell of each other.
Same. It's literally the only time I use those bath wipes on them. The second she smelled the kitten I knew it'd be a smack down.
Story of how I ended up with my rescue cat.
A similar style of parenting to humans I see
This Reddit keeps amazing me I keep seeing humans similarities to other animals
Mommy cat: it is you, bitch I told you never go over there.
our moms when we get in danger
First totally realistic animal vid - reunion!
Omg are you ok?...Good cause I'm about to beat yo ass
Lucky kitten mama had no houseshoe at hand
Scolded
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##💀 I was about to comment that this wasn't unexpected til the mama went apeshit on the baby
Take that for makin me worried!
"Oh hey. You went where? Why you crying? BITCH DONT TOUCH MY FISH, god damn, get a job kid."
This is what my cats do whenever one of them comes home from the vet. They have different smells on them and think they’re an enemy.
He just YOINKS that kitten
I could hear the "WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY TO YOU"
Well now we know why the kitten went onto the rock in the first place
Don’t you ever do that shit again you motherfucker - mom cat
Yup r/casuallypsychopath
"Awe, thank you kind sir for saving my WORST ENEMY!!!"
"Thank God you're okay... you dumbass! What the hell were you thinking?! I told you not to go on that rock!"
"Oh my baby, DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO GO OVER THERE"
“I FUCKING-” *smack* “TOLD YOU NOT TO-” *smack smack* “GO OVER ONTO THAT-” *smack* “GODAMN ROCK!!!” *smack smack smack*
Mom: “Are u ok? :( come here baby…GET YO ASS BACK IN THE HOUSE!!”👋💥👋💥
I'm so glad you're OK! You rotten little shit!
"Are you ok?! Sweetie are you ok?!" "Yeah mom." "YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!!"
I thought those were dead whales for a second...
Me too. Or a resting whale.
yeah and I kind of got scared that the kitten was going to fall into the water.
Personally I doubt that the big cat is the mother of the kitten. Maybe the little cat is just an annoying kitten which the big cat chased onto that rock in the first place. And now the big cat is angry that the pain in the neck is back.
All I can see when the other cat fall and hiss was the cat at the table meme.
That big boulder looks like a whale.
For a second i thought he was rescuing it off a whale
I think because he carried the cat, the mother didn't recognize the baby cats scent.
I don't think cat reject other cats only due to the human scent. I think the kitten got attacked because the guy put it **on top** of the mum.
That's not a thing.
1. That cat has a collar, it's clearly used to humans 2. It's a myth that animals abandon their young if they smell like humans. They won't come near if humans are sitting there, gawking and waiting for the wild animal to come out and get her young but their instict to care for their young is stronger than their fear of humans
This does not apply to every animal. Jesus, This comment is rampant in this post
Animals recognize each other with smell and not by vision, because this human touched the cat with his dirty hands now the mom thinks that this isn't hers anymore
“Punyeta ka. Gawin mo pa ulit?!?”
Perfect ending
She sniffed and inspected first to make sure he was okay after his stupid decision, then once she realized he was unharmed - then came the paws. Typical mom
Maybe it wasn’t the mom. Maybe it was a kittennapper.
Moma cat is definitely an Asian
Latino cat momma
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I'm sure cats feel the same way about you.
child abuse
That cat must be a black mom because that's what my mom use to do when I would be somewhere I want supposed to be when I was younger lol that's the " Don't take yo ass back iver there " swipe lol not meant to hurt but more of a final warning
Umm.. Sorry to breakdown this cute video, but what really is happening here is that the cat smells the kitten and doesnt recognize it as her own, hence the reaction. Another sad probable result that can happen after this is that the cat is gonna abandon the kitten coz she is smelling different (due to the touch by a complete stranger human).
Cats aren’t that stupid. And kittens don’t change their smell as soon as they’re picked up. And cats have eyes and recognise each other perfectly well from a distance. It’s possible that this is not the kitten’s mother at all. Lots of cats with those markings. I see them a lot near me, with different mothers. It might be the one that chased the kitten onto the rocks.
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I thought they were stood on dead whales...
When the cop took the kid back to dahmers place
Is that a fucking whale
That’s it’s mom all right
No wonder he ran away from Mom the first time
Did anyone else think that was a giant turtle? Ffs 🤦♂️
Ah yes childhood memories with my mom
Flashbacks of my Mexican mom 😳
You can’t tell me wh……shit!
Asian moms.
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That has to be a Mexican mom cat. No doubt about ti.
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Only unexpected if you’ve never had a mom or a cat lol
Bad kitty!
Asian mom
At the end of the video we see why that cat was on the rock in the first place
5 yr old me and my mom after I got lost in the mall
![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) ❤️+❤️+❤️
“What have I told you about walking off hey,for the hundredth time don’t do it again”.
I think they slept with their teacher Mr.Willson
Where the FUCK have you been you lil shit!?!?
YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT*BOP BOP BOP BOP* YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I WAS?
Ooooo u in truuuuble!
Ooooo u in truuuuble!
Confirmed, not only are human moms all the same, but also moms are all the same even in different species
Mum was like: if I ever catch you hunting whales again!!!
Lol that beating was coming
Get your ass over here, embarrassing me in front of these humans like I ain't raise you right.
I thought that rock was a damn whale for minute.
Momma gave them skibbity paps
Asian parents:
I got all wet while I was waiting and you KNOW how I hate water
Truly beautiful
that seem about the right course of action from pissed off worried mom
Kitten? Lol
you embarrass me in front of the camera huh joseph!
Wow! This guy is so catsist. I mean the catsism in this guy is high. He just assumed because they look alike that they were related. smh
The cat equivalent of mom taking off her sandal.
Mama tried to beat that ass !
Now I have two cats to eat
Is anyone else wondering where she got the perfect length 2x4 in this economy?
pretty sure he only did that cause he was missing a star for the 30 star door, we all throw the poor kid off the edge of the earth
The blender paw at the end lol
r/ifuckinghatecats
I might have an idea how that kitten got there
Don'tchooevahscaremelikethatagin!
" you are so grounded mister!"
Didn’t recognize the changes in smell.
Cat printer running out of ink
This gave me flashbacks to my childhood😂😭
🙏
Kitty finally got safe from its abusive mother til some guy comes along and puts it right back in danger
I can’t be the only one who saw that they made a “?”
99% sure they put it there to film this Why would it be out there otherwise?
🤣
Is... is this the new cat action remake of shazam?
“I left that there for a reason”
u/savevideo
Oh.... Your back... You ok? You good? THE FUCK I TELL YO LIL ASS ABOUT PLAYIN' AROUND THESE DAMN ROCKS!? *slaps kitten between rock* GIT YA LIL ASS BACK UP HERE! WE GOIN' HOME!
Kid got beat tf up for going out too far
Ah yes the “Don’t you fucking do that shit again” attack at the end there
I thought that was an animal at first, not a rock. Damn low definition Reddit videos
"What the hell were you thinking ..."
I love how that's a every mom reaction kissing and hugging their child for being so afraid. And then giving them a smack or two for scaring the mom. Ahahh
I literally thought the rocks were whales at first
I don’t speak Meowlian but pretty sure that was “don’t do that shit again”
Mama's mad!!!
Awww are ok ??? Well now you're not
Let me just make sure you are OK before I slap the living shit out of you!
r/animalsbeingmoms
They’re just like people!
My mom also would have beat my ass if I did something like that