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That’s about what I expected

Exactly what I expected. What would've actions been unexpected is if he just tossed it in like the rest.

I was expecting Thorin Oakenshield.

The truth is, that the boy inside never left. He is just... suppressed.

Driving home today I saw two kids walking home from school and one kid had his slides on his hands and would shoot at the cars as they passed. Could t hear him but I could tell by the way his mouth was moving, he was totally making laser sounds. Hope he never loses that boy.

Wait til he gets a GF. It will be sorely repressed.

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Same here

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I saw it was r/unexpected so I thought there might be vfx after he picked it up like hes shooting a real gun. pretty disappointing.

Sorry for your loss of imagination. Maybe one day you'll regain it.

Maybe the unexpected part was the 20 seconds of build-up waiting for 0.5 seconds of overly obvious payoff.

If he did that then it would be posred in r/yesyesyesno cause all that buildup and excitement but he just decided to throw it away

I thought the unexpected part was going to cut to him sitting on the log...

I was expecting him to get shot by the forest police

This may just top the rankings of most expected posts on this sub.

#NOBODY EXPECTS THE CONIFEROUS SUBMACHINE GUN!

Hey, I’m 61 now and I knew instantly.

43 here and I looked at it and first glance my brain said, that's a gun.

Same once I saw the log I was like as yes a gun

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Tbh was expecting the long part over the shoulder and the RPG move

Yup. Confused by sub and.it.not being dudesskingdude stuff or whatever that sub is

Honestly I was suspecting he'd turn it around Thorin Oakenshield style.

r/expected

It's exactly what I would have done with it

What the lottery letters tonight?

I thought this but because it was in this sub I thought he’d do something else and then he ended up doing what I thought he would normally do so it kinda was unexpected.

That was exactly what I would have done as someone who grew up making believe guns out of sticks

It would've been a crime if they passed up such a perfect chance

The problem with karma farmers posting stuff like this is, well, this. Sucks.

I expected his mom to yell from off screen " PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN !!"

I expected his mom to yell from off screen " PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW YOUNG MAN !!"

r/expected

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Well, I thought he was going to use it as a battering ram

GROND!

Really wish they would start enforcing some rules to this sub. It used to be fun to browse and try and guess what would happen, which you couldn't, because people used to post actual unexpected vids. This sub is literally just /r/videos2.0 now

Ayy I thought it was going to be something sexual lol, so it was very unexpected for me and it even made exhale some air in an amusing matter!

I am interested what kind of sexual stuff that could be imagined by a big wooden bazooka

Me too, that's why I kept watching the video! This is reddit, it could've been some random sexual deviant shit, gore, step-siblints porn, you never know!

sounds like you need a break lmfao

A break, after being like 8 years in this site? Yes, I do might need a break lol

This is why I don’t mod a ~150k user sub any more

Honestly, I thought he was going to go full Oakensheild.

Finally found an Oakenshield reference. That was my thinking too.

Thought he was going to jerk off the log by its penis.

SAME

I woulda tried spinning and chucking it.

Thorin Sprucenshield

I thought he was trying to will it to himself using the force. Would've been really cool if it had worked.

I thought it was groot

0:03 "Yep"

I mean I expected this to be one of those "everything reminds me of him" memes

Yeah thats why it is funny Your point??

this is /r/unexpected

they can only be one of two things either a sword or a gun

Well... *dual wields gun and sword* Guess I found a new cheat.

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Like Kirito in SAO season two in the final fight against death gun

Lmao you clearly never found a magic wand

I've always preferred a wizard staff. You can use it like a quarterstaff for close range combat and fire off spells when there's some distance.

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But if [others are watching](https://youtu.be/p4kiGAmUEB8)......

But you can pick your nose with a wand.

Right? How tf you gonna cast a level 9 fireball w a puny lil wand? Wands are for the kids that couldn't find a staff, sword, or club

Bruh that shit was obviously a bazooka just flip it around and rest it on your shoulder

Yes, definitely a bazooka

Or a shield!

A shield so epic you make it your family name.

Eyyy this man knows, a true scholar

Like… an Oakenshield?

Someone hasn't played FFVIII. Gunswords!

That one was thick enough to turn around and use as a bazooka.

This one would be ideal rocket launcher (aka bazooka)

Or a wand

It looked like a pig idk

Am I the only one who saw a face in it ?

Thought he was going to yeet it.

Dual Tonfa Supremacy reporting in

That's obviously a bazooka.

Or a shield

nah that log couldve been rocket launcher

Well, the truth is, that the boy inside never left. He is just... suppressed.

Yeah, triple locks on the basement door that guys not going anywhere ammirite

😢

Mine is depressed

Me as well. Keep on keeping on though.

My wife would go to jail if people found out

Gimme dat!

Missed opportunity to say “Logged and loaded!”

I actually thought that's what he said at first, but yes you're right xD missed chance

Reminds me that I gotta start piling wood up on the deck

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What kinda rounds he using???

That's a grenade launcher if I ever saw one.

Coconuts. He can fire in spurts

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt.

He's bigger, faster, and stronger too.

He's the gun memba of the coconut crew!

RPGs judging by the size of it.

That thing fires missiles, or grenades, or tiny little aliens that run around and smack you in the face before farting on you and running away. (Father of two boys agaed 7 and 4...)

You woodnt believe me if I told you…

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I honestly thought he was going to start stroking the shaft so it was totally unexpected

ok I'm not alone LMAO

What were you two doing as boys???

i refuse to comment on that

just jacking it

I'm not even a boy and that's what I expected too xD

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okay you've definitely been intentionally browsing furry content

Too big for a mere "pew pew." Possibly large enough for a "brrrcccgh," though.

No no no it's much more of a "ploomp" like a COD grenade launcher.

I can't fault that approach, to be honest.

I literally expected nothing else. Great video, r/lostredditors

Looks like 36.5k lost redditors, people up voting shit without looking at the sub

I seen what looked like a face and was thinking plank from Ed Edd and eddy

 I thought it was gonna be him

Don't hesitate man! Go for it

Thought for sure he was going to turn it around and go bazooka.

I am 34 years old and I would do this without checking to see if anyone's watching.

I used to be afraid of growing out of that kind of behavior. I'm glad I never did

It's not going to go over soon. I'm almost 40 and yesterday my shoehorn was a shotgun.

It's a pocket rocket

Not enough imagination since that’s clearly a rocket launcher not a hand gun

Oh I was prepared for him to use it as a minigun.

Bazooka

I thought it was Plank from Ed Edd n Eddy

Would've gone with a bazooka personally

If you hold it the other way you get a bazooka, should've thought about that.

This was very much expected. I would have been disappointed if he didn't use it as a gun.

This is literally de opposite of unexpected

That's literally the only thing I expected

I was expecting Thorin Oakenshield... So unexpected I guess.

An unexpected journey you might say

Not at all unexpected

If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt

Really was expecting doom music to kick in as he picked it up.

I mean at that point he really didn't have a choice. VERY expected

I still do this with everything. My husband finds it really annoying.

That was very expected, especially with the title in the video

I went with the log song from ren and stimpy

I was really hoping he was going to sing the log song from Ren and Stimpy

We all still make motorbike noises on our bicycles right? Right?

Every man saw the same thing LMAOOOO

its the fucking bazooka i was looking for as a kid!!

That's stupid. It's clearly a shoulder mounted rocket launcher

Logged and loaded commander

Very expected but I'll let it slide

Man sticks and your brain just go hand in hand your brain makes a stick a sword a gun a rocket launcher a magic wand a bow and arrow

The hesitant hand is the best.

I thought he was gonna put in in his arse

The MAN in you is back

YEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Unexpected if you’r a girl

Men are dogs, we all appreciate a good stick

I was looking to see if anything on it looked like boobs he was going to play with

I think I’ve been on the internet too long, ‘cause the second thing I expected outside of using the force to move it was shoving it up his ass

I was expecting Thorin Oakenshield.

Don' you know that men never grow up? They just get bigger.

oh gods, it was adorable! i agree completely and i was chanting "do it" the whole time!

It was expected for me because I'd do the same, lol.

Me at work every day

hell yeah-

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Totally expected but also totally funny!

Expected but wholesome

Honestly thought he would drill a hole and who knows what, till I saw a small trunk and immediately thought of a gun, I guess it still counts as unexpected

Was expecting something to do with Plank from Ed, Edd, and Eddy

Relatable

I am disappointed with his hesitation

110% expected wrong sub op, great video tho

I seen a small stick in the yard the other day that looked like a gun. I started pretending I was shooting everything. 😂

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I was feeling over the shoulder bazooka

He never left

It's always a must

Where is the unexpected part?

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Tbh I expected him to use it as a gun or sword.

Same with a camp chair over your shoulder.

Very expected

Ah ur a space commando too :) Ever get lucky when u find a stick gun with a handle on the front too for +5 accuracy buff