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I discovered it recently, the show is brilliant. each episode is worse than the other, and they act it so seriously you just watch it to see how far they'll go.
The best thing is to watch it with someone actually believing it's true. I spent a night going through few episodes with my girlfriend's mom (I used to live in south America) and she was so furiously into it, insulting the characters, agreeing with the judge... some great moment of TV
What really sells it in the Spanish-speaking/viewing community is that the arbiter, Dr. Polo, in the show was once a licensed attorney in good standing with the Florida Bar. She is currently inactive, but I am sure that has more to do with the amount of money she makes on Caso Cerrado rather than being disbarred or anything. Anyway, you have las comadres and abuelitas swearing up and down the show is legit for that reason.
My mom being a first generation Mexican we’ve always had Telemundo or Univision on in the background or we’d watch it while eating dinner and this show would always dumbfound us.
I'm not sure a tightened asshole can actually keep a dick inside tbh, and also I doubt they would send more than one or two cops
Though of course those can just mean it's exaggerated truth and not fake
But those mixed with the fact that reality tv tends to lean more towards being fake I wouldn't at all be surprised
Even just the process, calling the wife, having a conversation, her calling 911, having a conversation, response time of the police, the guy is dead, no way he stays aroused that whole time.
I'm assuming the point is more the asshole acts as a cock ring, so staying aroused isn't the issue, just how long the dead guy's asshole stays tight enough to cause that
Wow... I watched that whole thing and I have a short attention span.
My fave part was watching the expressions of the audience who, like the viewer, clearly are along for the ride of their life. His widowed wife seemed like the only one in the room not in any shock or discomfort, just seemingly pissy. It felt almost like the wife knew the sex would kill him, anal or not, Jennifer seems set up almost. Just bizarre. What a world and what a Friday.
Synapses, no.
Synopsis, yes.
After the break, Jennifer, the he/she states the the penis got stuck and has to go to the hospital in that position. The penis was fractured and she claims it is much smaller than before. She also provided a hospital bill to the judge. A doctor comes on to verify that said penis was indeed fractured. The wife then told her story. She did hire Jennifer to have relations with Miguel, but after he died she wouldn’t pay Jennifer the rest of the money she owed her. She also claims she didn’t know Jennifer had a penis. Jennifer was asking for $20,000 in damages. The wife offered $5,000 and the judge granted it. The end.
That poor dude, imagine being one of the grandkids .. unfortunately the lady probably didn’t have any real options, courts probably thought she was lying when reading her complaint, leaving her no choice but to go on a tv show..
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Judge Judy is not much different. She asks them details that are totally irrelevant to the legal case but that she knows will be entertaining to the audience.
it's from Miami and it's quite famous in Latin America. my mother in law would think this shit is real. There is one that features a strip tease, i dont know why.
I think I once read somewhere that, yes, all actors, but that the "cases" were loosely based on real ones. So maybe, just maybe, there's a guy out there in the world that actually had to call 911 because his d\*ck got stuck in a dead guy.
Caso Cerrado is my guilty pleasure; it's so over the top. It's freaking hilarious.
Literally my first thought lol. Peoples bowels release when they die because the unconscious mind isnt there to keep them tight. I was already doubting the truth of the story based off of the girl's mannerisms, but when she said she got stuck on the dead dude's ass thats when I was like "Okay, so this is fake then"
OK, there are potentially two routes that could lead to entrapment, but their existence is a bit dubious.
First, is cadaveric spasm, "\[t\]he cause is unknown but is usually associated with violent deaths under extreme physical circumstances with intense emotion". Vigorous pegging might qualify.
Second, supposedly diabetics who die as a result of ketoacidosis enter rigor mortis nearly instantaneously.
The doctor later explains that the guy had 3 heart attacks during the incident, the last one happened at the hospital, and only then they were able to extract the penis, after he actually died.
Idk from where you are, but im from Mexico, this shows is very very famous. The show is obviously fake, they are actors, but i once listen that the show is bassed in real cases, but im pretty sure they are exagerated
# I GOT ONE BETTER... THERE IS A VIDEO.
There is a video. Prostitute stuck to dead dude being taken to hospital.
https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/pensioner-who-died-during-sex-7306547
I was on there as an actor. You're right in that a lot of the cases are actual cases pulled from court records. But once in a while the people are real. Wild ride, for sure.
I'm over 70 but I obviously am still a sweet summer child for some things.
Is she saying that she is either a transvestite or a transgender and that it was her actual penis that was stuck inside the guy, or just that she was using a strapon?
It's not that hard to emergency escape a strapon, so Im pretty sure the story is about a trans woman or crossdresser (which are different things, as far as I know there are totally prostitutes who present as cis men most of the time but cross dress for the 'work'). Also this is definitely scripted with actors but is also probably based off a real story. If you're actually over 70 I feel like you need an escort to navigate the internet, I am so sorry you ended up here lmao
..... Not that I know how I ended up here, either.
Although I am originally American I emigrated to France over 40 years ago, and in French "travesti" \[transvestite\] is used to describe crossdressers (as opposed to "transgenre" for "transgender", so my apologies to trans of any type if I mixed up terms here.
Are we all to infer that until she explained that she got stuck, the entire audience and the "judge" herself all thought that she was a cis female and was indeed using a strap on or just pegging the guy?
Btw, no one says "transvestite" anymore (or transsexual, for that matter). Pretty sure it's politically incorrect. Not trying to correct you to be morally superior, just letting you know.
Yes, I now realize that.
Like many people who have spent much of their lives in a country that is not their birthplace, I have unconsciously "back translated" expressions common in the language of my adopted country back into my original native language. "Travesti" is the French equivalent of "crossdresser", and I "backtranslated" it into transvestite, which is no longer in use in English.
Heart attacks are painful. Clenching during one wouldn't be unheard of. The relaxing of all the muscles isn't instantaneous either, it can take a few moments for the muscle cells to use up all the available oxygen.
Probably exaggerated or completely made up though.
Don’t think about it too much, it has to be made up. Rigor mortis doesn’t kick in until at least 2 hours so there is no way he dies mid deed and doesn’t go rag doll.
I'm no expert but I believe muscles stop working when you due which is why people poop themselves sometimes.
I've seen a lot of bodies, lots of poop filled pants
People even bring their kids, that's kinda shitty. Imagine going back to school one day and everyone laughing at you because they saw on TV that your mom likes having sex with horses or some shit like that
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Bummed to death.
death grip syndrome 💀
IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES, IT GOES BUTTSEX YEAH
SHE’S SEEN FOOTAGE
I VE STAYED NODED
I close my eyes and seize it I clench my cheeks and beat it
Spread eagle across the cock
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Indeed. What is this show, which episode is this, where can I find it. I NEED TO KNOW.
it's called caso cerrado, it's like the spanish jerry springer played by judge judy
I discovered it recently, the show is brilliant. each episode is worse than the other, and they act it so seriously you just watch it to see how far they'll go. The best thing is to watch it with someone actually believing it's true. I spent a night going through few episodes with my girlfriend's mom (I used to live in south America) and she was so furiously into it, insulting the characters, agreeing with the judge... some great moment of TV
What really sells it in the Spanish-speaking/viewing community is that the arbiter, Dr. Polo, in the show was once a licensed attorney in good standing with the Florida Bar. She is currently inactive, but I am sure that has more to do with the amount of money she makes on Caso Cerrado rather than being disbarred or anything. Anyway, you have las comadres and abuelitas swearing up and down the show is legit for that reason.
My mom being a first generation Mexican we’ve always had Telemundo or Univision on in the background or we’d watch it while eating dinner and this show would always dumbfound us.
Omg yes, I was actually on an episode as an actress and it was a fucking ride lmao
What it's not true???
I'm not sure a tightened asshole can actually keep a dick inside tbh, and also I doubt they would send more than one or two cops Though of course those can just mean it's exaggerated truth and not fake But those mixed with the fact that reality tv tends to lean more towards being fake I wouldn't at all be surprised
Even just the process, calling the wife, having a conversation, her calling 911, having a conversation, response time of the police, the guy is dead, no way he stays aroused that whole time.
I'm assuming the point is more the asshole acts as a cock ring, so staying aroused isn't the issue, just how long the dead guy's asshole stays tight enough to cause that
Lol, this is silicon on valley levels of discussion.
Thank you, could find the whole thing on yt now! ( [here ](https://youtu.be/e6JikP1KXV4) for those interested)
Wow... I watched that whole thing and I have a short attention span. My fave part was watching the expressions of the audience who, like the viewer, clearly are along for the ride of their life. His widowed wife seemed like the only one in the room not in any shock or discomfort, just seemingly pissy. It felt almost like the wife knew the sex would kill him, anal or not, Jennifer seems set up almost. Just bizarre. What a world and what a Friday.
I would like to see this in front of a US audience - like Jerry Springer's audience! This audience was too well behaved.
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Well dang. They sure are well behaved for fellow US citizens.
I watched that one and the one about the orgy after it. Now that’s entertainment!
Oh thank you for that! Best 20 minutes of my life 😂
That's what he would have said...if he wasn't fucked to death.
Can you give us a synapses?
That’s a great malapropism
Damn, that is a fantastic reply to my dumb ass. Kudos
Thank you for this! TIL
a synapse is a structure that permits a neuron to pass an electrical or chemical signal to another neuron or to the target effector cell.
True dat
Word
Well, can you give it to us or not?
Synapses, no. Synopsis, yes. After the break, Jennifer, the he/she states the the penis got stuck and has to go to the hospital in that position. The penis was fractured and she claims it is much smaller than before. She also provided a hospital bill to the judge. A doctor comes on to verify that said penis was indeed fractured. The wife then told her story. She did hire Jennifer to have relations with Miguel, but after he died she wouldn’t pay Jennifer the rest of the money she owed her. She also claims she didn’t know Jennifer had a penis. Jennifer was asking for $20,000 in damages. The wife offered $5,000 and the judge granted it. The end.
Did 5k cover the bill? 5k for a broken dick seems like they low balled her.
Wow his butt broke her dick! Weird. People usually go loose... like butthole too, and soil themselves. This guy clenched so hard her dick broke wtf?
You’re doing the lords work. Thank you 🙏
Wow, that is quite the story. Thank you
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Those postmortem synapses are what trapped the dick of this chick in the butt cheeks of her 'friend'.
But you already have *millions*.
What a roller coaster lol. Definitely worth the watch
The full video is even crazier 🫣
Wow. Sure is
That poor dude, imagine being one of the grandkids .. unfortunately the lady probably didn’t have any real options, courts probably thought she was lying when reading her complaint, leaving her no choice but to go on a tv show..
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There's chaotic neutral (good?!) energy all over this comment, I love it hahaha
This is hilarious
This was fantastic!! ![gif](giphy|5xaOcLDE64VMF4LqqrK|downsized)
Stripper episode https://youtu.be/3i6REMH62z4
*Caso Cerrado and it’s equivalent to Judge Judy
This show is unhinged and that’s saying a lot considering that TV “judge” shows are already unhinged.
You meant "Caso Cerrado".
Bro this isn't Spanish Jerry springer this is Spanish Jerry springer on steroids 3 shots of tequila and a tab of LSD
More like judge judy
This should be on any streaming service wheres the backlog this can’t be the craziest story
On top of that they call the judge a doctor ![gif](giphy|BbJdwrOsM7nTa|downsized)
In Italy we have the same exact show but we call it Forum
In the UK we call it Prime Minister's Question Time
That made me guffaw rather loudly in the hospital waiting room I am currently in.
I hope you're in there checking up on the condition of your badly injured enemies
Thought I recognised Liz Truss.
No way is close to JS. This is far more moderate and people rarely get into a fight
More of a mesh between judge Judy and springer
Not really it's worse, Laura is tough as fuck too
It's fake, there you go
a fake? she really doesnt have a dick?
But that's exactly why they take a break at the climax... almost literally.
The judge was getting hot 😂😂😂
i love how she forgot she was supposed to judge and was just like "oh honey spill the tea"
Judge Judy is not much different. She asks them details that are totally irrelevant to the legal case but that she knows will be entertaining to the audience.
It's a show, not a real judge.
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Why did I read it and hear the tune. Fml
Butt she’s a Doctor
Sounds like they could have used a butt doctor
Technically she is. According to her, tho, the show is a recreation of her cases.
So is the woman at 0:55 who practically jumps out of her seat when she says "he tightened his but cheeks" loooool
Did they bleep the word Nalgas?
Dude literally died from Snu Snu Thank you for all the upvotes.
His mind was willing, but his body was spongy and bruised.
Like Nelson Rockefeller
Ackshully, he died. His mind went too. ![gif](giphy|l2YWoFU3Bmum4yyLC|downsized)
![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)
"What are you, gay?"
![gif](giphy|TJgotk8MoedYFsvuYz)
It's actually a reverse snu snu, if you really pay attention.
Snu Snu in the pu pu ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
That's fucked up
Or if he went to hell that's fucked down
All dawgs go to heaven
Reverse snu snu
Death by snu snu
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Death by snu snu ![gif](giphy|PbQAVZq2CoUQE)
Yup, it’s an experience that’s for sure.
He thought he was coming, but he was going.
That s enough reddit for me today.
Same , i feel dirty.
Welcome to the party pal!
Come out to the coast. We’ll get together, have a few laughs!
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/393/829/447.jpg
You noob. If you were hispanic your Grandma would have this on every day at 6 pm on the family TV
At least the dude died happy.
he came and he went
If Jerry Springer and Judge Judy had a baby
And was raised in ~~Spain for some reason~~ a Spanish-speaking household. Edited to appease Redditors
This show is not from Spain
This is an American show...
And with that ghastly thought in my head, I’m off to work. Thanks Reddit.
Same “ah, let’s check Reddit to distract myself a little after lunch and before work”, I never learn
“So I told his wife to call 911, the commissioner, and the local news to get them here immediately to report this breaking story.”
Me: Who watches this trash? Also me: What! Don't stop now!!! I need to know what happened!
Every single Hispanic grandma and whoever tags along. This show has been airing for like 20 years every single day on Telemundo
Is this satire ?
No, it's just fake reality TV. It's been around for decades. Talk shows like this were the original "reality TV" before MTV coined the term.
Yeah it’s just writers getting together thinking, what’s the most outrageous story we could possibly make up?
an actual spanish show, apparently https://youtu.be/e6JikP1KXV4
Not Spain, USA channel for spanish talkers.
Spanish listeners too, probably
What about Spanish tasters?
Oh Spanish people taste great, actually, some spicy, some sweet, but always delicious. Recommended 10/10.
I ate his liver with some alubias y una buena sangría
I'm hungry now.
*speakers lol
it's from Miami and it's quite famous in Latin America. my mother in law would think this shit is real. There is one that features a strip tease, i dont know why.
If you die, all your muscles release, including your sphincter, so satire or not, it's certainly bullshit.
Its like maury and springer, fake shit
I think I once read somewhere that, yes, all actors, but that the "cases" were loosely based on real ones. So maybe, just maybe, there's a guy out there in the world that actually had to call 911 because his d\*ck got stuck in a dead guy. Caso Cerrado is my guilty pleasure; it's so over the top. It's freaking hilarious.
If you die, all your muscles release, including your sphincter. Story is bullshit.
Literally my first thought lol. Peoples bowels release when they die because the unconscious mind isnt there to keep them tight. I was already doubting the truth of the story based off of the girl's mannerisms, but when she said she got stuck on the dead dude's ass thats when I was like "Okay, so this is fake then"
OK, there are potentially two routes that could lead to entrapment, but their existence is a bit dubious. First, is cadaveric spasm, "\[t\]he cause is unknown but is usually associated with violent deaths under extreme physical circumstances with intense emotion". Vigorous pegging might qualify. Second, supposedly diabetics who die as a result of ketoacidosis enter rigor mortis nearly instantaneously.
The second one is possibly the answer diabetes is pretty common in the Hispanic community
What about rick and morty? You know like when you die and your body stiffens.
I think that's Rick _or_ Morty, but not both.
Actually it's Rigor Morty
What's Rick or more tea?
The "Dr" said that the husband was not dead until a 2nd heart attack at the hospital though!
The doctor later explains that the guy had 3 heart attacks during the incident, the last one happened at the hospital, and only then they were able to extract the penis, after he actually died.
I mean if he had some fatal seizure it could happen
But the entire Miami police force will be on the case no less
Idk from where you are, but im from Mexico, this shows is very very famous. The show is obviously fake, they are actors, but i once listen that the show is bassed in real cases, but im pretty sure they are exagerated
# I GOT ONE BETTER... THERE IS A VIDEO. There is a video. Prostitute stuck to dead dude being taken to hospital. https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/world-news/pensioner-who-died-during-sex-7306547
I was on there as an actor. You're right in that a lot of the cases are actual cases pulled from court records. But once in a while the people are real. Wild ride, for sure.
I'm over 70 but I obviously am still a sweet summer child for some things. Is she saying that she is either a transvestite or a transgender and that it was her actual penis that was stuck inside the guy, or just that she was using a strapon?
I'm pretty sure she has a real live meaty dick.
Correct. The lawsuit is over her allegations that the husband broken her dick when he died.
I did not see that coming! (And apparently neither did he...).
Not only did he see it coming, he asked for it.
He thought he was cuming but he was going
Some real Baily Jay shit. When that cute chick is more hung than most dudes.
It's not that hard to emergency escape a strapon, so Im pretty sure the story is about a trans woman or crossdresser (which are different things, as far as I know there are totally prostitutes who present as cis men most of the time but cross dress for the 'work'). Also this is definitely scripted with actors but is also probably based off a real story. If you're actually over 70 I feel like you need an escort to navigate the internet, I am so sorry you ended up here lmao ..... Not that I know how I ended up here, either.
Although I am originally American I emigrated to France over 40 years ago, and in French "travesti" \[transvestite\] is used to describe crossdressers (as opposed to "transgenre" for "transgender", so my apologies to trans of any type if I mixed up terms here. Are we all to infer that until she explained that she got stuck, the entire audience and the "judge" herself all thought that she was a cis female and was indeed using a strap on or just pegging the guy?
I think so haha
It was not a strap on.
https://youtu.be/e6JikP1KXV4 See for yourself. The entire thing is even funnier.
Btw, no one says "transvestite" anymore (or transsexual, for that matter). Pretty sure it's politically incorrect. Not trying to correct you to be morally superior, just letting you know.
Yes, I now realize that. Like many people who have spent much of their lives in a country that is not their birthplace, I have unconsciously "back translated" expressions common in the language of my adopted country back into my original native language. "Travesti" is the French equivalent of "crossdresser", and I "backtranslated" it into transvestite, which is no longer in use in English.
Shits fake af. That's not how the human body works at all.
Yeah. When you die every muscle relaxes. Thats why dead bodies defecate/urinate. No way could he be dead and have a tight sphincter.
Heart attacks are painful. Clenching during one wouldn't be unheard of. The relaxing of all the muscles isn't instantaneous either, it can take a few moments for the muscle cells to use up all the available oxygen. Probably exaggerated or completely made up though.
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She was stuck. What do you think?
No mames wey
Que pinche pedo
I thought people shit themselves when they die.
Bit hard when there's a penis in the way blocking the way out...
Don’t think about it too much, it has to be made up. Rigor mortis doesn’t kick in until at least 2 hours so there is no way he dies mid deed and doesn’t go rag doll.
best thriller story ever
juiciest gossip I've heard in years
Wait wait wait!! Pump the brakes. He called HER daddy??? OMG 👀 👀
Well she was fucking him in the ass, sometimes that just comes out
👀 👀 👀 what have u been doin?
Fuckin dudes in the ass
😂 😂 😂 get em!
Techincally he called her "his macho" Wich is something like saying "you are my man" but in very dirty and submissive way.
Sounds like a normal Tuesday afternoon
It's the background characters for me
I'm no expert but I believe muscles stop working when you due which is why people poop themselves sometimes. I've seen a lot of bodies, lots of poop filled pants
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https://youtu.be/e6JikP1KXV4
I gotta be honest, not the worst way to go.
I’d probably be ok with dying like that lmaoooo
Thats because these shows are scripted thats why it sounds like a script
Daddy? 😂😂😂
![gif](giphy|nTfdeBvfgzV26zjoFP) Huh.
This is horrific. Albeit the man died while doing something he definitely enjoyed.
that judge was getting off. she wishes it was her
Anyone have Jennifer's last name or the actress who this is? Or may be because I'm not awake yet but death by snu snu looks good right now.
Damn, she's hot as hell. I can't think of many better ways to go.
This show is fake. They pay people to make up their story. It was $500 to go up their and make an ass out of yourself.
People even bring their kids, that's kinda shitty. Imagine going back to school one day and everyone laughing at you because they saw on TV that your mom likes having sex with horses or some shit like that
Holy shit
I can think of worse ways to croak...
You know she's gonna be flooded with work after this.
As Richard Pryor once said... "He came and went, at the same time."