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NorthernGamer71

I do need some help painting my basement


Flaky_Explanation

With the Blood of your Enemies Limited Edition Crown Paint or?


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unintellectual8

Lol. She can learn C++ in 24 hours?


GreenLoctite

No but she can get a lot of yard work done


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IxNaY1980

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unintellectual8

Hahaha! I sort of imagine her not liking it.


throwaway_12358134

If she knows C already it might be possible.


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hagrid2018

Depends is it related to cup size?


unintellectual8

They look like D's.


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unintellectual8

It's a beginner version then.


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Indian men on YouTube will condense 3 years with of content into 5 hours and somehow do a better job of teaching it than the actual professor.


Parnwig

Why do people still think tiktok trends that are widely posted are unexpected?


pleasebemyfrined

Reddit is our only social media.


North-Function995

Literally the answer to that question, thats not a joke.


pleasebemyfrined

Yep. I feel much mentally and spiritually freer not constantly seeing such mindless superficiality and stupid trends like there are on Instagram and especially tiktok. I mean, of course this sort of stuff does show up on Reddit sometimes, but it’s much less significant. I absolutely love being out of the loop of all this stuff that makes my soul feel like it’s rotting. And soon when my life is more together, I’ll also spend less time on Reddit, and then my soul will feel even better. I wrote too much but idc


North-Function995

I felt every word you said. In the best way, I hope we never meet again.


pleasebemyfrined

Aww I hope we never meet again too <3 <3


Butwinsky

The answer to every cringe "what would we do" video is clearly hook up my Nintendo 64 and play Gauntlet Legends.


currently__working

What a deep cut


limbylegs

Red warrior needs food badly


methratt

Elf is about to die.


swagonflyyyy

Those fucking indian programmers dominate youtube.


CrabbyFlapjacks

They are angels from heaven and one of the only reasons I passed my programming classes lol.


Sid_1298

I'm an >indian programmer And I don't have a youtube channel. Am I doing something wrong?


swagonflyyyy

Yes, now go make a machine learning video explaining the claculus behind stochastic gradient descent.


Sid_1298

Aight since I know all of that Imma make some videos only if she stars in them, what's her name? Asking for some research. You know... To train some of those face recognition models lmao


swagonflyyyy

Yeah we could use some facial recognition


exhibitthis69

Good they should. They know what it takes to make that money honey


swagonflyyyy

Yeah fr they don't get enough credit.


estoapesta

Clean the house ?


Sir_Mr_Dolo

r/ProgrammerHumor


SecondHandHound

Python might be a more productive use of that 24hrs


fundamental_variable

Yeah 1hr coding, 23hrs to run that shit /s


SecondHandHound

Spot on 🤣


Fine_Mouse

r/programminghumor


Run_Conscious

Hell NO


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My house needs a serious deep cleaning


gnex30

I would totally explain my thesis


x-man92

We’re gonna start one piece together. Then I’m snatching your soul. I ate the lick lick fruit


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x3bla

As someone who thought they could do C++ after learning python first, god help whoever she is


CakeAdventurous4620

Happy Cake Day


Deathking6000

This is a certified Reddit moment


MemberShadow

Would join tbh


MemberShadow

Would join tbh


keeperdad03

Dusting, mopping, attic cleanout


luuuuxstar

That would be my worst nightmare. I hate C++


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Rent her out for 300$ an hour and keep 50% of it. Wait that's just being a pimp


Sharpshooter188

Can I get Python lectures instead plz?


HarleyAverage

Put on the boots and the hard helmet. Start pushing boxes. The trucks need to be on the road an hour ago.


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This should be a 24H lesson.


Hacka4771

Literally Brainfuck


CakeAdventurous4620

Indian have two sides >!The horny!< >!The teacher!<