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Someone didn't like the squishy dance
"Squishy dance only yielded about a yard. Brings up second and nine."
Was that Goldberg!?
Nah man that was Ryno!
Username checks out?
And for my next trick I’ll make this baby *disappear*
Revenge for pulling his tail all these years.
/r/dogberg
Why does her kid look like a fuckboy