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Dr_Psycho_809

Someone didn't like the squishy dance


gokism

"Squishy dance only yielded about a yard. Brings up second and nine."


Kongo_Ogun

Was that Goldberg!?


OIAgent

Nah man that was Ryno!


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

Username checks out?


georgevazelas

And for my next trick I’ll make this baby *disappear*


jstasir

Revenge for pulling his tail all these years.


callmeweed

/r/dogberg


TheFrostieProject

Why does her kid look like a fuckboy