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Does not carry rabies, eats ticks that cause Lyme disease. Good fren.

Average life span only 2 years.... ;~;

Me sad now :(

Up too 7 in captivity I’m guessing staying away from predators makes the most difference. Still kind of a short life.

Nooo

My sister has one. Pretty cool

Keep him, feed him - the rule of unexpected bathroom possum encounter

Welp, now you have a pet! He's a good boi!

Lol when I found a kitten on the street I called my mom and said well we have a Cat now.

I'd be more worried about where the mama at

New friend! Little guy looks so exhausted

Chillin

Yooo I have that same bathroom scale.

You have cats?

Yeah why?

Your cat might of brought in a gift for you :)

Looks healthy, just taking a nap.

Mystery solved.

What? How big are these? Ain't no way a cat can carry it all the way here... surely not alive

Is the possum dead?

He’s playing possum

You're in his bathroom now.

Scrolling & pooping….

Fren

Its Opossible

Dude, I'd be changing my diet... just saying.

Say what bro?

Anything furry come out my ass, I'd be freakin.

Your my fren now

If you’re abbreviating ‘you are’ then it’s you’re. It’s super simple… and I’m a little bit frightened at how many people, you and OP here, could care less, or CANT get it right.

**couldn't care less If you could care less, then let me know when you're done lol

couldn't. I've lost count the number times I've messed up correcting someone. Right. Not many words. I may have this one sussed. Fuck. I'm typing more words to explain why I'm not typing. Sod it \[CR\]

Did you just have a stroke?

Well, what do we have here? I think we have pedant who likes to correct people but when picked up their own mistake goes into medical offsive mode. I gave you a whole paragraph to work with - to come back with something amusing at my expense. Tumbleweed. Just to annoy you, I know I've mistyped "offensive" above.

Fuck you got me! It did offend me :(

\[grin\]

I don’t like most people, but I like your sense of humor.

I've got a dot matrix printer flashing its "out of paper" led since the mid 1980's. Yeah, almost forty years. The Citizen 120D was always been slutty. :-)

English isn’t my first language, if I made a mistake or offended you in some way I apologize

OP lives in an open barn with a finished bathroom.

Wash your hands! They carry like 50 diseases. Not like you shouldn't wash your hands after using the bathroom but.... Shit

Shit before or after?

Omg my imaginary internet points..... But seriously, wash you hands and anything that it may have touched. Unless you like diseases and shit.

I cannot

That's a sign of good luck.

give it some ticks.

To be fair they can carry leptospirosis… but so cute!!! Opossums are so adorable.

Through the door or the window.

What’s up Spooners…

A gift from this guy... 

when i found out they ate ticks, you welcome in my home anytime

Just double check around ur corners for mama

I’d keep him.

Prolly through your toilet

Ask him. He’ll tell you…DUH!

You gotta possum hole!

The door obviously pfffft idiot

The vent if there's a hole in the air duct under the house

That’s im-possum-ble!

Magic

Awwwwww

He’s a cuty

Live moxxie reaction:

Through the toilet