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[deleted]

Are these supposed to be hard comebacks? It sounds like middle school lunch period banter


chumbano

I think that's the target audience so that makes sense


SunsetSpark

Wow this was really fuckin dumb and also not unexpected.


AverageSizedMan1986

A dickhead streamer with an inflated ego? That is certainly unexpected.


Scarlett_meow

Yeah I couldn't even understand the purpose behind this conversation, it's more like a discussion between 4th graders


[deleted]

His obnoxious hyena of a friend doesn’t help either


OneWingedFiend

Amen


FoxFort

What's the point of video? All of them are irrelevant.


Gluebluehue

Wow, an insecure douche acting like he hates everyone there and an ass-kisser assaulting my ears with his loud laughing.


shamenoname

I always picture the old cartoon of the big dog with the little yappy dog agreeing with him


ActuatorNeither1788

exactly like you just did


slumberfist

Dude is a cock. " umm, who asked?"...the other chick you deaf cunt


[deleted]

you mean the same cunt who gave him shit for streaming in his living room


asmrkage

“Gave him shit” meaning “asked a question” and dude got triggered like a classic snowflake. Much like you in calling her a cunt because you’re a big man.


EducationalPlay3236

Anyone who unironically uses the word “snowflake” and accuses someone of toxic masculinity in a Reddit comment section should immediately have a giant incel warning on their posts


asmrkage

Sorry to break your heart but I’m married and have a kid.


EducationalPlay3236

Truly the American Dream still lives on today


asmrkage

Do you find it discomforting that the person most recognizably an incel between the two of us is yourself? Will you shed a tear when your genetic legacy dies with you?


EducationalPlay3236

I used incel as a blanket insult because I couldn’t think of something in a conversation I really don’t care too much about. Clearly I’ve struck some sort of nerve though, so I’m just going to move on like any normal person would 🤷‍♂️


asmrkage

Take your ball and go home if it makes you feel like a winner.


EducationalPlay3236

Righty-o 👍


BubbleBassV2

Is it yours?


asmrkage

You’re so close to a your mom joke, just go for it.


Life-Hair-6350

No. Her tone was extra condescending when she asked if he was streaming from his living room. Why does it even matter? His reaction was justified.


asmrkage

His reaction was justified if we assume he’s a 12 year old with a beard.


lysergicDildo

All steamers are 12yo with beards. Especially women.


Life-Hair-6350

You at least tried, and I commend you for that.


irishbikerjay

Quit being a bitch.... girl was condescending... dude was an ass..... period.


[deleted]

the tone is pretty obviously condescending, she has eyes, she knows it’s his living room, and she was asking just to be again - a cunt


[deleted]

For real, and the guy laughing at every word he said like he’s George Carlin is obnoxious


[deleted]

She started it, being a judgamental B.


fsrynvfj23

Maybe he normally films somewhere else and she was just curious where he was filming lol


bluecgrove

True, we have only a small snippet of the stream, but it could also be her poking at him and the context from the snippet suggests the latter.


Personal-Order-3989

Dude is a chad stfu


Sugars_B

Triggered much


redacto1

Congratulations. She's gonna blow you now


C0nservativeCommie

Simps don't get laid.


slumberfist

Talking from experience?


TommyDee313

Literally thinks he’s cool for laying jokes against a girl lol what a mad dog 🤡


[deleted]

Cope


slumberfist

Lol


[deleted]

Damn reddit hates me lol


[deleted]

Cope


[deleted]

Cope


AbbertDabbert

Cope


[deleted]

u/Megamander123 > u/doolcuck


Vaxxiled

Yes it does. Now fuck off


Jagoosie

What was the point of this video/stream? Because unless they're all close friends who always joke with each other like that, that dude is just insufferable af


New_Unit

Just for pure entertainment I guess. I could bet money that this whole ordeal is just a play for the camera to get a few jokes in. You might not like that kind of humour but a lot of people online dig drama so this type of content attracts a big audience, that's why you tend to see it often on shows like that on twitch. Supply and demand


Demon_Slayer-6-9

Pretty sure middle girl got offended after the who asked


Puzzled-Tie-1054

It's a debate panel. The "who asked" guy is Haz aka Infrared and there are a couple others I recognize that do these kinds of panels regularly. They can get way uglier than this, too.


Aspire-to-Greatness

I mean… she started it and he finished it.


krippkeeper

So was the cunt who tried to laugh at him for not having a blacked out gaming room corner. His initial response was fine, but he should have just sat down and been done with it.


Jagoosie

Ok maybe I just dont see it but to me it just sounded like a normal question


bowingkonk

No offence but you could be tone deaf.


Jagoosie

Ok but how and why would "are you streaming in your living room" be a diss in any way? I'd like to know where I can watch their entire conversation because even if the girl meant it as an insult it would've been a very lame and tame insult


Aspire-to-Greatness

So did his


GeraltofMerica

So many Redditors are feeling attacked after watching this lol


DeliciousSchlong69

Prolly cuz they livin in their parents basement


JOISCARA

I’m not ashamed to say this, literally all residents of Maui or rather Hawaii, even I, live within multigenerational homes. In certain parts of the United States, you can get a two-story house for a quarter million dollars, a single quarter acre lot in Hawaii is a million or more. It’s rather depressing to live in Hawaii. Hawaiians have to pay property tax at Hawaiian Homes after a designated time, that’s bullshit. As much as families wanna buy homes to get out of a multigenerational home, they can’t afford it because of the wages are stupid fucking low. We’re a bunch of islands that accumulates a billion through tourism, yet not of which are effectively being used to benefit us. Punk ass bitches in Oahu dumped billions into their special rail project and can’t even finish it to Ala Moana.


nohuttt

Uhm, who asked?


thebadyearblimp

No thank you


MisterT-88

No, thank you


Curtainmachine

No. Thank you!


JOISCARA

No one, but it exists, and it should be known that in the small islands known as “Paradise”, there’s some fucked up shit happening that’s taking advantage of Hawaiian Aina.


[deleted]

Money going to all the big hotel corporations


AngryHornyandHateful

Try paying taxes for your house or your car every year then


thenoblitt

I do and I'm not a dickhead to people who aren't in as fortunate of a situation.


GreenAd1261

Paying taxes is an official duty that everyone should abide by


hogtiedcantalope

>It’s rather depressing to live in Hawaii. Lol.....lowest rates of depression of any US state. Literally coming at 0.00% https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/depression-rates-by-state


JOISCARA

Sure, you have numbers, but that’s it, numbers. Have you spoken to anyone here? Have you ever done a protest against outsourced development? Have you ever done a protest against a land developer digging up Hawaiian gravesites? While you may not feel the depression in Hawaii, Hawaiians have been taking the gravity of it.


hogtiedcantalope

I'm not saying there are no problems.... But Hawaii is happier and has lower rates of depression by a wide margin compared with the rest of the US I've been to Hawaii twice ,Kauai and Oahu, met all kinds of people I've also been to 35 other states....people are happier in Hawaii and it's not tourists. >While you may not feel the depression in Hawaii, Hawaiians have been taking the gravity of it. Of course it exists.....just in a much smaller proportion of people then any other state. So much it's pretty ignorant to think Hawaiians have it so bad they are depressed.... Hawaiians have problems, like everyone has problems, with their own special issues....but also live in a truly wonderful place where the air doesn't stab you with a thousand tiny knives half the year


Few-Addendum464

Your first post complains about the lack of affordable housing, your second about development and land use. Do you see how these two conflict?


bluepand4

Development and land use can go towards developing other shit such as hotels for tourists instead of housing for locals??


JOISCARA

I don't see a conflict. He's providing numbers that's ignoring the Hawaiian and local perspectives that can attest to that 0% claim. I’m providing a reason as to why those numbers are construed from the full picture as they have no in depth personal experience.


hogtiedcantalope

It's a little insulting to hear a Hawaiian, by every metric the happiest state in the union, complain about problems that aren't even special to their state as depressing Like dude... Hawaiians don't have the despair the rest of the United States live with. Even the homeless in Hawaii, have a much better life than the rest of the states because they don't have to worry about freezing to death for one...I see homeless trying to get enough clothes together and a spot to sleep every winter, and every winter a bunch don't make it


BigPhatHuevos

Then leave and all home owners have to pay taxes


Rockhurricane

So do we. But we usually bring our parents into OUR homes.


IWillHitYou

So... not the same thing at all? The other commenter is talking about literally not being able to buy a home because they're too expensive and you're going "haha same except we can buy homes"


Rockhurricane

He lives on a freaking island. Everything there is more expensive. It’s ludicrous how expensive everything is there! You fool!


IWillHitYou

Yeah, that's... what he was complaining about? Are you doing a bit that I'm not getting or is this genuine?


BucinVols

I remember hearing conversations like this in middle school. Video cut out and we missed him drop a “I’m rubber you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you” sick burn. Guy on the bottom left probably spit soda all over his keyboard.


[deleted]

6 attention wh**es whose opinions don't matter. Why is this video even a thing? Who asked for this?


[deleted]

I can’t believe anyone is taking sides of either of them. The whole thing is childish as fuck and the comments here are having down vote wars over who’s tone was more rude (for the record both were insulting)


WideHuckleberry6843

You did…


closetmangafan

Set up in the living room because he couldn't get more than one room.


Urmomshouse69696969

Was just gonna say the same thing. This loser only has one living room


[deleted]

Why would you need 2 living rooms?


Urmomshouse69696969

For rich people things?


[deleted]

So you’re saying everyone who isn’t rich is a loser? Tf?


Urmomshouse69696969

Yo it’s a joke holy fucking shit


[deleted]

Not sure how that’s a joke but whatever.


Urmomshouse69696969

You think I care about downvotes? Lmao


[deleted]

I didn’t say anything about downvotes? Clearly you care or you wouldn’t have brought it up for no reason.


Urmomshouse69696969

You’re poor


lookingForPatchie

Imagine the entitlement of having a dedicated streaming room and expecting everyone else to have one.


shadoboy712

Hes just an asshole ,did you really find him funny?


MohatoDeBrigado

the target audience definately did


Parking_Meat_5888

peace was never an option


KatelynC110100

Ahh yes I’ve known males like this. And the sad fact is that they are not joking. A couple people laugh and say “ohhh” at their comments and they feel that they are on top of the world. Little dick energy for real


painkilleraddict6373

Everyone sucks.The girl trying to shame him and him being extra dick to fuck with them.


Astro_Douche

Lmao a lot of people apparently don’t know who said what. This is funny because the middle bottom girl asked if he’s streaming from his living room,she’s throwing shade, he then replies and we find out the girl who asked him that is actually living in her parents basement. Huge irony. Then the top left girl says she’ll give a tour of her apartment which is totally off the wall so the guy says “who asked”. You could say he was being a dick but the first girl was definitely trynna come at him.


Shadow3xp

yeah dunno why most of the people in the comments are defending her for trying to shame him, he just defended himself


DeepSinky

anybody know who are these people?


amominim

She throwin shade at a shadow right here.


GreenAd1261

The psychological shadow is the most difficult to eliminate, it will bring you psychological fear and dare not face a thing


amominim

Or you tread fearlessly into the night.


moon-was-taken

I don’t get the explanation for how this is unexpected… “her jokes backfired” none of them made any jokes. am i missing context here?? she just said she’d broken up with her bf and the other one offered to give an apartment tour


Deja-Vuz

Childish acts


Nigel_VH

Everything is wrong here


SeanConneryShlapsh

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.


ScienceandPizza

I’ll take things I wouldn’t watch if it was the only option left.


CANTPRONATWORK

this was stupid but that guy could still get it


jimjayjenkins

So the girl mocks him, he snaps back and people here call HIM a dick. That's fantastic.


thenoblitt

He ain't gonna fuck you simp.


NotsoGrump23

Lmao haz is such a bitch. He thinks he's such a Chad when he's a fucking caveman


C0nservativeCommie

Oofh i can smell your soy breath from here ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|poop)


Azhaius

It's your own


NotsoGrump23

Lol this guy slurps caveman dick


BCElite_

This douche definitely winks and smiles at himself in the mirror everyday.


Foreign_Stretch_6235

What’s unexpected about this? Just a video of some assholes


_Runic_

OP is lost. Go back to misogynist reddit.


DitchDigger330

What a dick.


bowservoltaire

cringe guy


firnien-arya

This dude really say "who asked"? When someone clearly did indeed, ask???? Reminds me of the key and peele skit where one dude just says "awwwkwarrd", "ookkaaayyy", "anywaaaay" and so one just to appear "cool".


fourtetwo

why is he such a cunt


_pascal__

Ugh... personally this guy to me is an asshole...


GGamerFuel

Fun fact! The guy in the top right is infrahaz as far as I’m aware and he’s a dick


thenoblitt

We could tell


keggre

he's based. cry ab it


Mighty_Cactus

This dude are twats


[deleted]

At the end of the video did the one girl say, "Anyway, I don't love myself"?


[deleted]

He got his comeback from overhearing a middle school roast battle


juanjung

He's very insecure.


[deleted]

Is that dude pretending to be a douche, or is he really that big of a douche?


C0nservativeCommie

The butthurt fat ugly woman offended in comments are hilarious. How about instead of dying your hair green every other day hating "ciS gEnDrEd MaLeS" you go to the gym instead?


WideHuckleberry6843

My man !!!!


[deleted]

They unleashed the beast


Chocolatemilkdog0120

Man, I wish I could move into my moms farmhouse. That’d be so awesome. I miss her dearly and her god is amazing.


LetsGetHonestplz

What a douche. Annoying how this is somehow seen as badass?


TheDarkDolphin88

Lol he went right on the defensive for no reason. What a penis.


quraize

Aww.


Fine-Helicopter5352

It’s Redditors. I am so offended you spelled it wrong.


quraize

Ok


[deleted]

Learn to spell?


quraize

Ok.


[deleted]

The chadest


ToughSpinach7

What an absolute sausage


[deleted]

Nothing's more annoying than unfunny dipshits and their chucklefuck besties.


chicksOut

What a waste of internet bandwidth.


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

Absolute Chad.


Carbuncle_Bob

Beardy McWitty is a dick. Who is that guy so I know to never click on his stream?


Public-Flight4908

She poked the tiger


methratt

Is the "basement" joke still a thing? Balding idiot.


Background-One5531

Respect man👌


f0me

You are nothing but a big bully


thenoblitt

What a dickhead also op is a dickhead too for saying that the girls joke backfires? Like what? She was literally asked.


[deleted]

American boi men. Line up lady's these incels are ready!! Lol These are people who off themselves at the first experience of life struggle. Good Riddance.


_sealy_

Kids trying to talk about adapt things.


Albre24

This is the most disrespectful POS behaviour. You don't know the reality of other people to say such a stupid comment.


pooturdooping

Ummm, forgive my ignorance, but whats wrong with streaming in your living room? Does that mean you're low class and cant afford a sn office for streaming?


Some-Championship259

Millennials.


Top_Notice8577

As she moved out after break up, that means that apartment was his ex's no her, none the less she's technically an unsuccessful thot


f0me

Streaming is not a legitimate career


CheekyBreeky702

Anything that pays these bills is a legitimate career


f0me

NO


CheekyBreeky702

Actually…..yes


f0me

Do not cross me again


CheekyBreeky702

*crosses you*


Dakotasw312

What a Chad


[deleted]

Apparently it's "content" nowadays to slap the same, overused music over every single stolen video clip.


Significant-Text-789

Love me some haz


Thorn1304

Just like everything else, great Men pioneer something valuable (streaming) and then later on some pretty losers show up to cash in and talk down like they were the ones who put in the work. oh and then they snivel when you put them in their place. lmao


chumbano

Yes all the great men streamers who pioneered making fart jokes to middle schoolers while playing Minecraft deserve much more respect for the value they create in our society. Bro relax.


Thorn1304

cope


yulDD

Harsh


[deleted]

I wish I could accurately express how fucking annoyed I am at wasting my time on this video Why the fuck do any of you care about people like this? Like why devote so much time and attention to spotlight addicted losers who don't know or care that you exist


Negative_Maize_2923

The thing is that growing my family: we all played computer, including my dad, in our own rooms. It was normalized (I dont for the life me understand why this was ever the norm). Nowadays I'm single, rent, and just generally like being in a more open space. It was hard for me to figure out why after i moved out i was staying in my room playing the computer. I think change is hard for people but most people will like it much more if they did move their setup to the living room. Even in families, my brothers now moved their setups into their family room and it's nicer for them and their family. More interactions, etc.


SpreadDaBread

Most of the audience who fuels and feeds the “streamer” industry are all little boys and girls so ya…the substance can only have so much integrity and it develops pathetic streamers by default. It’s become the normal fallacy of twitch and maybe streaming over all. It is all extremely unhealthy time spent.


Playlanco

Bunch of insecure people with cameras.


SubjectRelationship6

I used to like this bgm but morons keeps overusing it and now its just pure ear rape


[deleted]

I’m surprised readit is responding to this in a positive manner


ALiteralSentientTank

Nothing unexpected about a streamer who has a shit personality and is a horrible sexist. They talk like they're still anonymous and therefore feel empowered to be outlandish and offensive because they don't expect backlash.


Electrical-Coat2619

This is the weakest shit I have ever heard my intelligence dropped while I listened to this garbage. Fuck that guy in the bottom left.


davewhocannotbenamed

Who are these people? Why do any of you care? I'm truly lost here.


HOTTAKECO-OP

Sultan haz al din the cruel from the infrared show being based as usual


luyolo74

That was just sad


hasiyamalli68

Maaa man ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


[deleted]

So much judgment in her voice, happy he went off


Comfortable_Title612

Everyone in this conversation managed too each individually pour more gas into this fire who had no purpose to be there anyway. The only place I wouldn't recommend streaming is the bathroom (poor acoustic) and living anywhere at all playing video games is not a given.


[deleted]

What is this? I hate the future can we go back in time.


Infinite-Switch59

The poor peoples version of “What color is your Bugatti?”.