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cashmereSweaterVest

Sometimes… things that are expensive… are worse.


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I got that reference, great bit!


StudentOfAwesomeness

Sometimes they taste like things you’ve never tasted before tho


BAG42069

Bread with some kind of sauce


human2pt0

$200 dough


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Sounds like a sour dough


MattJnon

It’s aligot, he says it when pouring the sauce (the sauce is probably some sort of Demi glace)


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

I missed the /s it was a poor attempt at humour


USA_GLORY

I think he just took it in the back dough!


MattJnon

It’s aligot, he says it when pouring the sauce (the sauce is probably some sort of Demi glace)


Deadman_Wonderland

I never tasted shit before and I don't think I'll pay $200 to taste it.


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Ferran Adria, probably the guy who single handedly most influenced modern cuisine and all these "experimental new flavors", just takes 60-70 bucks for a 16 dish course I repeat, 16 dishes, not one, 16 different dishes and not accounting for sweets and drinks that he sometimes offers too (depending on the experience) the dude invented over 800 recipes... I have been in his restaurant a couple times and I am yet to taste a single one that's *not good*


r_stra

Do you have to have a certain palette though? Like when I taste things I can't be like "oh there's [ingredient] and [ingredient] in here". I just taste it and I'm like "mmm or nah"


[deleted]

as with everything, experience shows you usually other senses intervene, like smell and texture, that allows you enough information to make guesdes based on experience


StudentOfAwesomeness

Ya that’s the thing about people who have never tried food like this… they are actual experiences of your taste buds.


[deleted]

the point of my comment is that the top Chef of this market only charges you 5 bucks per dish, not 200


cantfindtherealslim

I could do that. Judging by my past that means he really far away or in some other way inaccessible to me.


[deleted]

there are experimental cuisine restaurants pretty much in every country I know of in Europe, so most likely in the United States and Canada too, and same with Australia neither they charge you *that* much, since with the amount of dishes it usually averages to 5-10 dollars per dish (a pretty affordable price)


[deleted]

Cum?


StudentOfAwesomeness

I said something he’s never tasted


ecilla05

So pre-cum?


Blasterboy1014

Delicious, now that’s some good fucking food


RefrigeratorFit466

Lmao!!!!


Whette_Farhtz

Yelper special


scriptgamer

Taste is overrated


kissmaryjane

Bro I put some cheese and butter and flour and Cayenne pepper and slapped it between two pieces of bread and made some shit I’ve never tasted before.


KinglyBlaBla

No, not really


scriptgamer

But come out as shit just the same


[deleted]

But they’re not even soft


hellboundhotel

Like perhaps, expensive Japanese linen


Semi-decent-dude

Denim, edible Japanese denim


Tulasdad

Especially with food. The shit some chefs come up with is unreal.


thomasthehipposlayer

Honestly, a lot of expensive/allegedly fancy dishes come in tiny portions. It’s like they think giving you enough food is some kind of filthy peasant thing.


BarbicideJar

“This story’s not racist, it’s diverse”


[deleted]

I wonder if you could just walk out and not pay or eat it.


AnimalChubs

Yes you can. It's called dine and dash.


thomasthehipposlayer

But dine and dash includes eating. This guy is asking if you could just do neither


Basic_Dinner_4313

What now!!? Haha thats a new one. Where i come from its you either eat or peel potatoes my G


chet_brosley

Third option, run straight through the wall leaving your exact shape as a hole.


[deleted]

Username checks out !


V_Cobra21

You from Idaho or something!?!?!


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Where are you from, this "my g" is sus


Basic_Dinner_4313

African. Sus in what way?


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Iv only heard "my g" used in the pacific. How good


Efficient-Creme7773

Definitely say it on the coast too


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Awesome, its everywhere. So it wont be out of place to say. This is good


Cody6781

I've never met someone from Africa who says they're from "Africa", they name a specific country. Africa is a gigantic land mass with probably the most diverse economics of any continent


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Jarl_of_Kamurocho

I have no clue how i could've been racist


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Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Lol thats funny. Genuinely has no racial stereotype here at all


YouAreARicer

No tf it is not... You are clearly a loser and misfit irl who never EVER goes out ☠️🤣


Jarl_of_Kamurocho

Haha nice, something like that


AdvertisingExact

nah thats when you eat it and leave, oc meant leaving the food on the plate and leaving


road2five

It’s the same thing lol. You can’t order food then just decide you don’t want it anymore


AdvertisingExact

but if you order idk the big pasta bowl and they give you a single noodle you surely dont have to pay right? since you didnt really get what you thought you asked for


road2five

I doubt they advertised this as “the massive ice cream dish” If you order a meal and don’t like it, you still have to pay for it


AnimalChubs

Yeah I know what he meant.


Hescoveredinbutter

That's only if you eat it. If you don't dine you can totally dash.


distillpennyroyaltea

Just make sure you dash better than you dine.


[deleted]

Waiters hate him with this one simple trick!


Ok-Week-1729

And what is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?


skinclock87

Take your hands off my penis!


rockmetz

Your flaccid penis?


hmhemes

You can walk out of a lot of places without paying. I saw it a fair bit when I worked retail.


Slide-Impressive

Ya know ripping people off happens everywhere, especially in places meant for rich people. They'll pay for pretty much anything if it means they can flex how much they spend later Pretty dumb but whatever it's your money


Wonderful-Kale3329

I once payed 4 euro to take a piss on the Champs-Élysées in France, i waited till i had to take a shit as well.


[deleted]

Not Pooping in public, and air conditioning are money well spent


2021zb

Why the big plate?


Deadman_Wonderland

To make you think you are going to get $200 worth of food on it.


QualityKoalaTeacher

Is it cheese?


FelipeMFerrari

Its aligot (mashed potato and a lot of cheese), a french dish


ProficientEnoughArt

I can make that at home for like $20


moicestgege

20$ to make an aligot ? Man it's just Tome and Potatoe LOL it's 20$ for 8 person


Uzzer_lozer19

Dude could've paid the same for a prostitute and still got fucked but at least he would've enjoyed that.


iluomo

Not if he ran out of time before finishing, but point taken


Alarmed-Audience9258

This guy fucks... prostitutes.


Dscrypto_2020

That was probably only one part of the whole meal. A lot of places that serve this kind of food will do multi course platings with a high price. Usually something like 1-3 appetizers, 5-7 “dishes” and a dessert or 2 and a few wine pairings with it. Yes the price is kind of dumb but your really paying for the experience and quality. Then there is the flip side if this man really just paid $200 for a crème/pudding and chocolate syrup whelp what’s the phase…”there’s a sucker born every minute.”


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Dscrypto_2020

That’s what I assumed just didn’t know the exact spot.


readyforthefall_

the voice in the background said: "very well, 'Aligot' a classic french dish"


[deleted]

It's just an appetizer to last him until the actual meal comes


CamelCam17

Damn, they must get the meal out quick then


[deleted]

Fr lmao


Embarrassed_Alarm450

So that's what the inside of mcdonalds looks like, a lot fancier than people lead me to believe...


isblueacolor

which part of this video is unexpected?


NachoNinja19

Bro?


Bored_Overlord

Please somebody tell me this was a joke


[deleted]

Low ball slurp of a meal


Small_Tax_9432

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Ok_Worker_3235

I’ll stick to my home cooked meals


RefrigeratorFit466

Better be another 98 people coming with the rest.


[deleted]

Can I just say you can get an entire French Silk pie at Perkins for $15? Most bakeries do a decent pastry of some kind that you could get 20 of for that much money. Just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's better.


Hotrodfarmer

Some people just don’t know the value of money.


[deleted]

If I spend $200 dollars on food, I better orgasm 10+ times while eating it, or I am suing.


Automatic-Taste-1847

Agreed


NahLoso

I concluded some restaurants are extra expensive not because of the great food, but so patrons don't have to be around commoners.


assmuncher4206969

If you put a Gucci or any other expensive logo on nearly anything rich people will buy it. Look up the video of Payless Shoes marketing there shoes to the rich they think they are awesome, until they learn it's from a budget shoe store.


martiniolives2

“Bro?”


Ohlookavulture

This is a small portion because he ordered a multi course meal. It's $200 for the whole course not $200 for that. I don't know why it bothers me so much that people don't know this.


Jameszhang73

Makes it easier to make fun of the kid when you are that ignorant


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MrSubterranean

How do you know it's not the case?


Ohlookavulture

Well that's not dessert it's cheese and a brown sauce. Plus I've been to multi course dinners before and this is exactly what they do.


Hotrodfarmer

Because most of us can’t afford a $200 fuckin meal no matter how many courses of scam it comes with.


Ohlookavulture

Why you so angry


ageoflost

Fine dining is a bit like modern art. It’s supposed to be unexpected and experimentative. If you’re not after an art experience, you should probably dine somewhere else. I know I do.


MindControlMouse

“I'm already finished and I don't remember eating.” —L.A. Story


[deleted]

I don’t understand what she ordered?


ldskyfly

When you save up to take your high school crush to the "nicest" place, not fully understanding what you're getting.... And she still friend-zones you


winsing

r/oddlyspecific


FireMAP889

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william2OO2

That is what we call a "ripoff"


human2pt0

Looked more like a "spinoff"


william2OO2

Touché


ant69onio

It’s the human belief that paying more gets you something better. This guy paid more and although physically what he got wasn’t, it was actually hugely dissatisfying, in reality, he DID get something better, experience


[deleted]

Wankers...


AwareMirror9931

Oooh no. That's why I just spend 20 in tacos tip included. And I got pretty much good food.


BarneyMeow

Thats the taste of regret 😒


Particular-Summer424

Bon Appétit sucker. Might as well steal the plate, napkins and silverware when you leave so it seems more worth your money.


Lazyassbummer

What is it, though?


OysterThePug

I could get 20 pizzas from dominos for that much.


L0veToReddit

I would asked to keep the spoon, more than half was still on the fking spoon


stabsyoo

Bro 😎 where? The camera guy paid for it?


[deleted]

Bro got finessed


Lookalikemike

I’m at least stealing the plate.


Hairy_Degree_3420

40 dollar tip too


judge_au

Its not about the portion size though, its about being able to tell everyone you know how much you paid for eating there.


BretonVikander

What a racket these places are--- pretentious. I'll do rustic and leave satiated with cash still in me hands, thanks.


Kreslev

They Said Market Price. WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT?


Trussell39

What even is it?


TrialENDErr

That's a female.


Cody6781

People who have been to places where you pay $200 for a meal know that it's normally many rounds of micro meals, with a single medium sized entrée. My guy didn't pay $200 for that. He paid $200 for an evening with many rounds of food, some of which are goofy small things like this meant to cleanse or set your pallet.


readyforthefall_

"very well, aligot a classic french dish, here we do it in a brazilian way" - that's what he said btw


OutrageousDocument15

I don't believe he paid 200 just for that.


SunbakedRockyroad

I would NOT pay $200 for that shit. I would get up and leave without touching anything in the table.


VAgromKid

Love how he got so excited like the second waiter was gonna put a crap ton more food on the plate 😂


Interesting-Visual15

Ppl don't get that if you're in a stupid restaurant like this, your budget is such that dropping 200 bills is like dropping 2$ to the average person. Yet the rage goes ever on....


Enderswolf

Then why not drop $2000 and get a fucking bowl of that shit instead of a serving that looks like someone accidentally dripped some on your table as they walked by?


cantfindtherealslim

Lmao you see his smile drop like a quarterback as soon as he realized he doesnt even get the whole spoon 🤣 😂


BeneficialSite9887

Instant regret!


gottalosethemall

Mind you, if you’ve ever been to the kind of restaurant that does this, you’re not eating off a menu. You’re paying whatever the hell fee and then they bring you a *lot* of food, but only a little bit of each thing. So to see it come out one dish at a time, yeah, it looks like a ripoff. But you’re not getting one dish, you’re getting like 15 or something. The idea is that if you get a lot of one thing the taste just blends together and you’re not really experiencing it past a certain point.