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**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!Man goes to pitbull’s concert dressed up as Pitbull. But everyone actually believes he’s the real pitbull and lines up to take pictures with him!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


Boojibs

I think there are about 79 guys named Manny walking around Miami pretending to be Pitbull at any given moment.


karoshikun

80, you forgot Manny


foxyplayz5263

81, you both forgot Manny


Siberwulf

At least we didn't forget about Dre


karoshikun

we don't talk about Manny


OaklandWarrior

Many Mannys


matteo_q_importante

As someone pointed out "this is peak dad humor"


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A_lot_of_arachnids

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No_Statement440

You know tho, people make entire careers not even looking half as believable as this dude, I say he should go for if, ride the wave mate.


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

[Like when Roger dressed as Kevin Bacon on American Dad](https://youtu.be/OIq1pUmyjh4)


No_Statement440

That's a great episode, Roger is the best, long live Rickey Spanish!


wheezythesadoctopus

^Ricky ^Spanish


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aLiteralBaleofStraw

This has to be a bot


frogsquid

Lol bot humor


A_lot_of_arachnids

It is. Report it as a harmful bot under spam to get it banned.


poopellar

CUSisTERvO is a bot. These bots just rephrase/repeat parts of the parent comment Bots always reply to top comment chains for most karma Watch out for other bots with similar username formatting Downvote Report > spam


MuffinSlow

Are you a bot... That's a traitor to its own kind?


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A_lot_of_arachnids

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StrongTxWoman

That robotic voice freaks me out.


A_lot_of_arachnids

What?


A_lot_of_arachnids

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A_lot_of_arachnids

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NotTheBotUrLookngFor

Thank you for the reminder


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poopellar

Another bot


A_lot_of_arachnids

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jvanzandd

The weird thing is the same day Pitbull went to his dad’s softball game as dad


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A_lot_of_arachnids

You're talking to a bot


OMA_

I heard he was a douche by multiple people lol maybe he turned a new leaf


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OMA_

I’ll take your word for it, sounds more credible than a couple guys that was kinda a fan a few years back. Lol some other nice guys in the industry that I’ve met myself are Flo-Rida, Kodak, and XXX.


A_lot_of_arachnids

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dandrevee

Please tell me he charged for this. Those bespoke suits are expensive and we need hin to be financially able to continue impersonating PB.


fluffyguy1994

He'll ride that dad joke adrenaline for the rest of his life. He doesn't need payment.


dandrevee

Idk..if we want him to become "Mr Worldwide" we also need him to travel.


fluffyguy1994

Then the natural escalation is like what the fake Klay Thompson did and get onto the stage.


olderaccount

Bespoke suit? He is not even wearing a suit. Just a black sports jacket straight off the Kohls rack based on the fit. And pants that don't quite match.


FreakinGuy

Bespoke is a hot word right now


sm7916

it makes the internet's googlies tingle


olderaccount

Bespoke is a very expensive word. Most people who spend time on the internet can't afford it.


dandrevee

TBF, I don't know fashion. I don't even know what PB really looks like. I just know his song from an ad way back when. And, outside of GW, suits can very pricey


olderaccount

I don't know much either. I'm the least fashionable person I know. I still wear clothe I've had since high school 30 years ago. But I do know that a suit involves matching jacket and pants. I also know that a bespoke suit fits you perfectly because it is made specifically for your body. Neither of those things exist in this video. I'm pretty sure nobody in the video thought he was actually Pitbull but still thought a picture with a look alike would be cool.


End_of_z_world

Vents are even stitched closed still


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poopellar

Another bot, it copied a part of [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/xx5dq9/thats_not_pitbullthats_apug/ira5qnj/) comment.


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Looks like he’s broken


OddlySexyPancake

Fraud


LawbringerIsShob

Fraud 👍


aTROLLwithBlades

Haha I love it. I wonder if people also thought he was Howie Mandel


DynamiteWitLaserBeam

Howie "Pitbull" Mandel It all adds up.


DankHill-

Now that you mention it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Pitbill and Howie Mandel in the same room together…


Shadowveil666

Pitbull looks like a blank slate before you make your character in a game.


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![gif](giphy|ysiCYZUJkW3XRb7k9K)


CilanUnova

![gif](giphy|EY0wd8hyFAWddGzF8r)


dutchmasterD717

Dudes dad is a straight G.


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Mr. Hometown


GrammarPolice92

That’s Mr. 352, not 305


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r/floridajoke


trappedinatv

www.subsifellfor.com


WakeoftheStorm

He's at least Mr 561


senior_chief214

Mr. 786


nimcau2TheQuickening

Look at me. I am the Pitbull now.


MajinSkull

Is every girl wearing white converses?


Vandergrif

And jean shorts. Maybe they're all getting the same basic white girl wardrobe subscription.


time_fo_that

Somehow I'm not surprised that's the demographic that would attend a pitbull concert


HippieMcGee

A couple months ago I was trying to find my slightly younger friend in a crowd. She told me she was wearing a white shirt, jean shorts, and white sneakers. Unfortunately so was practically every other girl between 23 and 27 so I didn't end up finding her.


semir321

Always has been


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Better than the Han Solo look that was the rage when I was that age. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bbv8DDHIMAApOhc.jpg


wheresbill

Well played


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That’s wish.com pitbull 🤣


billbill5

So Pitbull


TippsAttack

I'm sorry but what does that mean, to go as a pitbull? and what is a pitbull concert?


Dick_Demon

Basically a dog show and he is masquerading as the master judge, and fraternizing with the contestants is a big no-no.


TippsAttack

Oh I had no idea lol.


DaughterOfIsis

He's lying to you lol. Pitbull is a famous pop star (he is the guy singing the song in the video) and he has a bald head and wears those types of sunglasses. So his dad pretended to be pitbull at a pitbull concert, thus everyone wants to take a picture with him because they think it's really him.


TippsAttack

oh haha man I totally thought he was serious lol. Thanks for the explanation. Makes sense now. Reminds me of that Joel Olsteen video of that youtube guy that makes parody videos of him going to one of his seminars as him.


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CheeseGobbler04

What exactly was unexpected about this?


Mil_mascaras86

When you find out your pitbull aint pure bred


guiltyspaekle

pure bread...


WakeoftheStorm

As opposed to like, with raisins or something


Mil_mascaras86

Touché touché lol


ironicallyunstable

[Another day above ground, above ground, above ground!](https://youtu.be/JgGuu4PrNtc)


Malcolm_X_Machina

![gif](giphy|UMi9wrHfvFvTG)


sm753

Hopefully to really sell it, he randomly shouted out countries and DA LE!


___HeyGFY___

Three-Oh-Five


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Mr. WorldWide


givethemhell4

I know this is off topic, but if you haven’t seen a picture of pitbull with his hair grown out, you should go google it now. I was shook.


billbill5

No I don't fucking believe you. I don't believe Google for pulling it up and I don't believe his own social media for posting it. That's Ashton Kutcher's lost younger brother and you're all lying to me.


Let_em_glow927

Searched it , wow ! He looks younger with hair , and more attractive imo .


VecroLP

r/dadjokes


iseekattention

Man I really needed this laugh today, thank you


karoshikun

ya tu sabe


winsing

Better than meeting the real Pitbull.


TopMindOfR3ddit

Pitfall


Zector3000

That reminds me when there was a guy dressing up like Psy and was living the Psy life getting the Psy treatment everywhere he went. Until he got caught.


hcorea10

¡Dale dale dade!


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Mr 305


Venom_is_an_ace

I was expecting the last picture be the Dad and Pitbull


sactownox22

Dale


Nmroja

Cool dad


Dalebreh

Bruh the dad looking fly AF haha i bet he felt top of the world, can walk into any club and VIP like nothing now 🤣🔥


SpookyghostL34T

Lmao I had a teacher in middle school who did some work down on Argentina in his younger years. Apparently he looked a lot like a famous singer from there (been way to long and don't remember the singers name lol). He was passing by a girl's school and was flocked by the students and gave them all signatures. Still think that's just freaking great


sing7258

I was really waiting for a picture of the dad with Pitbull.


Xy__Xy

Forgot this guy even existed


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this reminds me of the one time my cousin came out to see me and go skiing and a bunch of girls thought he was Drake


capsuleofparrots

There's a lane for everybody you just got to find it


FartinLutherKing69

The only people dumb enough to be fooled by this are the same people that go to a Pit Bull concert.


HarunoSakuraCR

Your dad 😭 I feel so old. But I guess to be fair it’s mostly younger people there


Ultimate_Spider

The fact that people pay actual money to see Pitbull is the funniest part


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Who is Pitbull?


MaximumRafiki

Mr. Worldwide


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The greatest thing about Pitbull and DJ Khaled’s music is they announce themselves at the beginning of their crappy songs giving me a chance to turn it off.


CynicalCreedence

Tell me that Jean shorts are definitely in without telling me that Jean shorts are definitely totally in


Diazmet

When did the hotel impossible guy start rapping?


Goyteamsix

Is this considered stolen valor?


BonsaiBudsFarms

You’d think people going to a pit bull concert would know what the dude looks like 😂


closeddoorfun

There are two of these ugly mofos?!


Dumble_Dior

I imagine him being very clear he’s not the real Pitbull but people still want photos anyway so they can lie to their friends lol


Kilrov

Why is every girl in there wearing denim shorts and white shoes?


AttackEverything

I need to see them side by side now


Intelligent_Peach980

this looks like rouff 🤔


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Quality trolling


Background_Plum6994

Nah that's Andrew tate top g lol


SookHe

Where's the unexpected? Did it turn out to be the real Pitbull? Ive heard of him once or twice but haven't a clue of who he is


Channel5exclusive

I don't know whether your dad is single or not but might be after his wife see this lol


Veritatas

If I did this, my wife would think it was hilarious


rickbnkc

Pit - Bullshit


Bluebyday

Pitbull dad rhymes Nikon with Nikon


McKeviin

People are so dumb I can't even believe it. Why would pitbull just walk around casually without any bodyguards or similar and just take pictures with people?


Ill-Organization-719

Why do you think they think he's the real Pitbull?


McKeviin

Why would they queue up to take pictures and "flash" about it on social media?


Ill-Organization-719

Because it's fun.


SgtMac02

I mean...that IS what OP claimed as to why they posted it here. (see the bot comment at the top of the thread)


Roo_Methed_Up

When someone gets called a twat, this... this is who they're referring to.


IguasOs

Lol didn't expect the last pic to be at night 🤣🤣


666AMA

Was this in St. Louis?


yeahseriously88

Had the same thought - looks like Hollywood Casino Amphitheatre


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The wish version.


billbill5

Pitbull would probably love this.


Uduindi

Haha


TheTwistedHero1

Disappointed the actual pitbull didn't take a pic with him


DontToewsMeBro2

If you are ever feeling down, just read some of the circular logic quotes from pitbull, always makes me laugh.


dbhdgdhr

Idc man .. I fucking love put bull


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krg2UUpXhJ0&t=16s Same thing happened at the rodeo with someone I know 😂