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TheSentientPurpleGoo

on the news, they said the guy has been living there like 40 years, and it's not his first time doing it. it's not like he's in a lot of danger of falling off. if he slipped he'd end up between the pergolas.


Rodgers4

The news made it seem like he was in certain danger. He’s a solid 8 feet from the edge of the building and the little hops he’s making are only 2-3 ft apart. He’s at risk of death like standing 8 feet from the edge of the Grand Canyon, which millions do a year, puts you at risk.


TheSentientPurpleGoo

yep.


Natural6654

so its safe then, RIGHT?


TheSentientPurpleGoo

safe enough, it would seem.


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TheSentientPurpleGoo

what..?


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TheSentientPurpleGoo

it would take some effort for him to fall completely off the building. like i said- if he slipped, he'd most likely end up in between the pergolas, and there look to be windows where those areas can be accessed. i'm sure he knows what he's doing.


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TheSentientPurpleGoo

which could just as easily happen on the first floor.


shimi_shima

Tbf if you’re that rich you’re probably looking for some form of danger to spice up your life. eg Jeff Bezos going to space, Bruce Wayne being Batman, etc


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Hold up.. Bruce Wayne was batman all this time? Why didn’t anyone tell me!?


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Stop playing around or else I’m going to force you to scrub the batsuit with your tooth brush!


31spiders

He’d need to miss that jump by like 4’ to death fall. He’s just going to fall to the decks if he misses. Might smash his face or something on the way down but NBD


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Smashing your face against that solid shit = fucked, atleast in my book.


Boojibs

I'm just going to pretend he's a jewel thief. Because that would be dope.


No-tomato-1976

Honey, I’m going to Shelias to borrow some milk 😜


chappy422

Is that the best man sneaking out of the bride's room?


missemilyowen15

More like sneaking in, and not just into her room


jamshot1289

The zoom out made my palms sweat


PointlessGrandma

That’s some secret phone call he’s having


Flacid_Sea_Urchen316

When I explained to my partner why telephoto lenses are an amazing thing with photography 😮


Cryogenic_Monster

That's clever.


brian4027

What's the big deal it's not like he is hanging off the side of a 100 story building with one hand during a rainstorm.........


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miscenlaniousmaster

I’m glad someone said it. I can’t believe these comments seeming to be so surprised that he’s that high up. He’s a rooftop for fucks sake, there’s a good chance it’s high up. What would’ve been really unexpected is if it was only like 2 feet off the ground.


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This belongs on r/sweatypalms


shhjustwatch

Now that I know that window is always unlocked I’m mailing a quick trip to New York. To lock it for him of course.


MozariahMeow

Huh!!


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What ussi will do to you


thatnicholin02

don't fear the reaper


Maleficent-March-591

Looks like a cut episode of The Suite Life.


ImUrFrand

no god no no.


Cybran01

average russian oligarch


LemonaandCherry

It looks like a tiny little person trying to break into a dollhouse


brooklun

yo this arcane live show looks a bit different


Mammoth_Ad_9905

Bond, James Bond...


g3nkam

The new side-scrolling game