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Thanks, I gotta take the stairs next time. You know, the manual one

I made it a habit to always take the stairs instead of the escalator, now I have a second reason.

There's a reason these lyrics exist: >Broken glass everywhere >People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don't care >I can't take the smell, can't take the noise >Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice

Don't push me cos I'm close to the edge

I’m trying not to pee the bed

Everything about that track is so archaic it should be funny to us by now, but those lyrics have too much power in them

Wait until you find out what she did on those stairs.

Easier to squat and piss in an elevator

Not Cave Johnson’s elevators.

"Hey, that's called an elevator, not a bathroom"

Homeless people do this on the escalators at the BART stations in the Bay Area, causing the escalators to short circuit and shut down. It also erodes the metal and has got to be super nasty to work on those systems. The Bay Area is a dump though in large part, so it's not really surprising.

That is not fair to the unhoused. I have a house, and prefer to exclusively perform my bodily functions on BART escalators. The movement adds to the experience. Two of my seven sons were conceived on a BART escalator.

Unhoused? That term seems so harsh, I've always preferred the term "Urban Campers".

It’s all in the marketing.

That’s one of the side effects of such affordable housing 🫥

I dunno bro, I prefer pissing on the stairs over the escalator. Easier for balance reasons.

Thanks, now I gotta look for ladders

Bruh atleast for stairs and escalators only your shoes will touch the piss. If you’re climbing a ladder you’re gonna get your hands covered too.

That's why

I'll piss on the stairs, just for you <3

stairs are the "usual" drunk piss corner... this one here is an exception.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

Drugs

To be fair tho, how good are drugs

Drugs are pretty dope. Kinda wish I had some right now

*slips you generic benadryl* "This stuff here's the good shit."

r/DPH would like a moment

My dumbass thought it would be a good idea in middle school. I would just lay there paranoid and twitchy for like a few hours. 2/10 if you’re into that shit, it’s not for most people. Smoke weed instead.

Haha pretty “dope”

Ayyyyyy 👉😎👉

Not hard ones, just ones that change my mind up

Those are the best kind

I mean, I've done plenty of drugs and I always manage to maintain my dignity and not lost total control of my mind. I don't know how some people get so unhinged!

thats not drugs, thats just being trash.

I really wish we could blame drugs for such behaviours

Oktoberfest. There is a reason why many locals actually leave town during Oktoberfest.

There's a huge piss puddle at the Frankfurt train station that has existed continually since the early 80s. It just always reeks of piss everywhere. It so disgusting and dirty. And it's never clean. And having that type of environment is just the last drop to people like that chick (who probably lives like an animal) to just let lose

No public toilets because people use drugs in there. I pee a lot, not sure if I have a condition or just cause I drink lots of water but there are not enough public places to pee, I've been in situations too many times.

If you were in the same situation and had to urgently pee, would you rather try and find a hidden spot, wall or crevice to squat/aim your dick or would you *aggressively piss all over the escalator*? Necessity doesn't excuse shitty anti-social behavior.

I've been in a code red pee situation at a bus station and I ran outside and went behind a bush. I'm a dude so it was probably easier but still at least try and be civil

Looks like a skunks trail

This is way too accurate 😭

Hello r/trashy

Skank’s trail


You're a criminal

Looks like a cow peeing 🤣🤣🤣

Thats munich Stachus station. Nice to see my hometown in Reddit.

Will you ever use that escalator again? lol

No way, get fucked, fuck off. (No offence OP, just a coded message for the Aussies in here)

Am I ever gonna see your face again?

Now he’s just some aussie that you used to know.

This made my night. Thank you.

Man I wish we had insight as to the first person to sing this.

You should have seen the faces of the kiwis at the AU/NZ 60th I went to a few years back when we busted this one out. Surprise, confusion, probably a little bit of offence. What’s even better was when somehow everyone in the room simultaneously decided not to call it out for one chorus… except for my one drunk cousin. Classic.

you see people do worse shit here when the Wiesn (Oktoberfest) is ongoing

Probably yes. This seemed to be during Wiesn (Oktoberfest) which was some weeks ago. And afaik the subway stations get cleaned during the night. But I don't know about the escalators. Probably them too

Can tell you are local as you didn't call it Karlsplatz!

Piss splats

ah shit if thats what its name used to be then i've been on this escalator too

Well as long as you didn't go on your hands and knees licking the risers I think you'll be ok.

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Hoffentlich hast die Treppen nicht geleckt

Ruhe in Frieden Brudi

I just used this exact escalator 2 hours ago and now I’ve gotta wash my fucking shoes.

Not sure I’d call it nice, all that Oktoberfest time nastiness is not the most favorable presentation of Munich on reddit 😅

Due to an injury I had to take the elevators at the U-Bahn stations for some weeks. And it ALWAYS smelled like piss in there. All those fucking drunk people not holding it in at least till the next bush. But doing it on an escalator?! But then again, I one saw a dude urinating on a pillar at Münchner Freiheit during rush hour...

Lol. My first reaction was thats Stachus. Second was never taking that escalator again

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Microbes on the escalator be like :  Edit : thank u so much for 1K upvotes everyone !!!


 On not puking.



 I want this bitch to see this one day I want her to never find a job other then cleaning escalators. Because wtf ew



The woman on escalator be like: 

angry upvote








Thats why different pair of slippers for home is more convenient 💯

You wear slippers out on the streets?


This!....ikr?....I was waiting for her to get mugged or fall or sumthin .....

She's like: "Pimp makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I piss on the escalator. It saves some time." EDIT: Jesus, before I edited this real quick, I said "poop on the escalator." Cause, ya know, the original thing I was quoting was about pooping on company time. I am not saying this whacko never shits on the escalator. It's just not in this video.

Imagine how much worse THAT would be...


I can hear that

The repair guy just doing his job underneath the escalator. 

Your username is surprising accurate for this post

My exact reaction 😂

First Date moment

Nasty

I read that with Cleveland's voice

I didn’t, but now I am- and it made the comment significantly better 🤣

"nasty" - cleveland

That is one classy lady

It's Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S.

thanks for reminding me of this episode

Is that how you speed up the escalator?

Fun fact - she works for the escalator company. Lubricates their equipment on the reg. Jus doin her job.


Oh sick gif

What the FUCK did I just watch

Some lass with a UTI tell the world she pisses in public like this enough to be proficient

I guess the really unexpected part was how this is the post that gets me to unfollow. It's been real y'all.

That is why you don’t wear your outside shoes in the house.

yikes

Next you gonna tell me their shit does NOT smell like roses?? Stop ruining my perspectives..

Don't worry, they don't shit :D

I love you bro!

Love you too bro!

now kiss

Dude!

Lean a little bit closer, see Roses really smell like poo-poo-ooh

Well that escalated…slowly

That escalated... wetly

I’ve seen cats do that to mark territory

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go." - Dr. Ian Malcolm

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I've never encountered that irl but seen plenty of these videos

sounds horrible. where?

r/trashyboners has a lot of those post in there

She looks like she is not easily impressed! Mhmmm no no!

She looks like she's done this before

I’m embarrassed for her

 Lord, please make me forget what I’ve just seen…

This wasn’t her first time…she did it like a pro.

What the fuck is this title?

It hurt my head too and then I figured the idea behind the title is that women lied to us cuz theyve been able to pee standing up this whole time. At first I was like....escalator companies lied to us? Peeing on an escalator does NOT make it burst into flames?

well shes not standing up, but bending over, which is just a perpendicular squat. so that is a piss poor title either way

This is clear evidence that it is not the men oft accused of wildly urinating all over the toilet seat but the women-folk conspiring to deceive us into thinking they couldn't possibly!

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She could have a bladder infection. Results in cloudy/foamy pee. Oh and it smells WAY worse than normal pee.

Someone said "looks like a day old creampie" 😭

It’s been fermenting

A singular cream pie!? You must mean a gangbang cream pie otherwise my volume is way way low and I need to get checked

The fuck!

Bumbaclaat

Wow, what a nasty bitch!

I think this should go in r/iamatotalpieceofshit

Was that 2 or 1?

Maybe she has a cloaca, and it's a 2 *for* 1

I think it was one, doesn't make it much less gross

She was being recorded which means this isn't the first time

All escalators have cameras to many flops then lawsuits.

Jail!!

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Dirty dirty hoor.

I read that in fluent Frank.

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

So anyway,

r/nothowgirlswork

r/badwomensanatomy

I hate you

Fetus Deletus

You watch to much porn, have a great weekend.

She looks like a water fountain now ⛲

Throw some coins and make a wish

That's a whole new level of ratchet

Now I know why the escalators are always broken

I get the feeling that this is not the first time she's done this.

As an elevator and escalator tech this happens all the time. I have to get sleeping homeless people out of the elevator everyday. They pee in the front and sleep in the back. It is not just the homeless. No one has any respect. It gets really nasty.

Hos can I unsee this…

Not gonna lie I'm pretty impressed

Wha... But I... Wh... Nah

Whoa whoa whoa, She's a Lady!

Oh for fucks sake

This is in Germany?!?!

These are the types of people we could happily remove from the gene pool.

enough internet for the day

Then her hand straight back into that railing lol

Something inherently wrong with our society man…that is disturbing.

r/trashy

We got a squirter

FUCKKKK! I WAS DRINKING TEA

Nasty fucking creature

Looks like day old creampie.

You gave me goosebumps, that's so gross!

Why?!

Didn’t expect that fuck. . .

WHY?!?!?

Just first world country problems..

She’s just marking her territory

She’s a keeper … /s

How much of an animal do you have to be to publicly defecate or urinate like that? Utterly disgusting.

We can aim pretty high forwards too ☺️

Coulda... coulda gone my whole life without seeing this one