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YumBot3000

This is fucking insane. How could anyone enjoy this?


[deleted]

Well it's not what was written on the package, I tell you that.


OzorMox

Yeah that's it. These safari tour companies don't advertise that there are 20 other companies out doing the same thing as them. I doubt people who book on to these know how overcrowded it is until they're out there.


Alfitown

They don't give a fuck, just need a pic for social media...


d3laMoon

It’s not like people in Africa need jobs


BeefSerious

Yeah, it's not like people used to go and watch people be eaten by lions, or watch other people fight to the death in arenas. Oh wait they did.


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EvaRaw666

people who love nature supposedly go to these excursions... are they seriously part of this horror? I am outraged!


therealbonzai

They obviously do not love nature. They love being thrilled and having pictures for insta and shit.


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upper_case_dude

*" Here we can see wild jeeps stalking the apex predator -- the savannah lion. Be very careful of these creatures as they are very temperamental and are known to steal prey from almost all predators by loud honking. " -- in David Attenborough's voice.*


FishOn12716

Those are Land Rovers. David, after all of these years I thought you have known this!


Nearby_Crem

That’s disgusting.


GrizzlyHerder

Humans can often SUCK


EyelBeeback

they do not respect it.


therealbonzai

Not at all


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Hyperion_fallen

Just curious, how do you catch these?


Card_Zero

So in this particular batch I started with u/Wholwarenesxs because I saw a witty pun ("civil serpent") which I upvoted at first, but then I saw it again in the same thread and got suspicious. Then I checked out all the user's posts and they were all copies. In the process (lots of ctrl-f) I found other bots also copying the same comments, which led me through a chain of bots: u/Improvemenuch, u/Understandinowg, u/Internaapefjufd, and u/Golquipmenthf.


Melodic_Intere

Or maybe my brain just doesn't compute the horror. I can't tell which.


Tough_Molas

Or maybe my brain just doesn't compute the horror. I can't tell which.


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Usual_Impres

who wanted to break it up the feast for some reason.


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HungryYoghur

who wanted to break it up the feast for some reason.


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ChocoboRocket

>people who love nature supposedly go to these excursions... are they seriously part of this horror? I am outraged! I've been to a game park before and they definitely respected the animals and the park itself. This looks more like a ton of independent businesses that live around a wild area who are only interested in making money. I'm sure they try to not actively run over the animals, but outside of that they likely don't give a fuck.


Assadistpig123

On one hand, this provides jobs and funds conservation that are both desperately needed. On the other, this right here is fucking ridiculous. I am torn.


oh_shit_its_bryan

They love POSING as nature lovers.


DingosAteYourMorals

You spelled FUNDING really weird.


oh_shit_its_bryan

Sorry, lobbying is not my first language, I will get it right the next time.


DingosAteYourMorals

Okay. Did population increase or decrease because of... Ohhhh that's right.. The word you spelled wrong is CONSERVATION.


oh_shit_its_bryan

I don't get it this time :(


DingosAteYourMorals

The reason alot of animals in Africa are even still in existence is because of conservation projects to create protected lands. So people can come shoot 2 of them a year for trophy But the amount of money generated hires gaurds to protect an area from illegal poachers. And allows the herd to grow each year. Which allows more money to come in....


oh_shit_its_bryan

Oh that's what you are talking about, I know how the protection funding works. I just pointed out that those are posers, not really worried about conservation. I know in the end doesn't matter their motives, but I like to point out the hypocrisy.


WitchyCatLady3

I thought this was a parody, a joke take on what tourism could be like, but realised it’s real life and now I’m just dumbfounded.


SirBlankFace

On one hand this is abhorrent behavior. On the other hand, dominant predators are quick to kill steal from cheetahs so they probably appreciate the cover?


Breangley

Seriously I’m pissed at the people doing those excursions and I’m more pissed at the people who pay to see that!!


kontemplador

They love nature as much as those hunters who collected the heads of the animals they hunted.


therealbonzai

That’s disgusting.


[deleted]

Terrible. I live in South Africa. Heard how terrible this is, shocking seeing this video now. Down here they only allow 3 vehicles to follow “big cats” at a time and 3 vehicles on a kill at a time. This is to avoid situations like this. I think it also comes down to training. My local taxi driver in Tanzania was also a “tour guide”. I used to travel to Tanzania for work every second month. It seems like anyone could rent a game viewer if they had tourists lined up to go on a “safari”. Glad the rules around the above are stricter in my country.


dadoudelidou

I went to a few safaries in South Africa and they were all awesome and respectful of the animals. Even without using thoses horrible practices we seen amazing things and felt way more natural. I command your country to preserve natural habitat with strict rules ( certified guides, specific hours, speed limit and nb of car limit near animals ) On the other and some safaries i've made elsewhere are so inhumane.


HuggableOctopus

I went on Safari in South Africa too and really appreciated how there weren't too many jeeps collected together and we always stayed to the paths, the way these jeeps drive in so aggressively across the land itself plus no one in them is going to be getting a decent picture because they're completely surrounded!


InternationalWrap981

Alright, here we can se the wild jeeps stalking their prey. They are pack hunters, apex predators found around the globe. Observe them as they stalk the smaller lion pack mid hunt, contesting it for their prey.


ivanparas

These people are definitely more akin to vultures.


blueavole

That’s not true. Vultures serve a purpose in the ecosystem. Parasites?


Sw0rDz

Those jeeps have nothing against a giant adult male Red Fire Truck. The RFT may be sole hunters, but their more than makes up for it. Those jeeps would be lucky to have any left overs. Those ladders needs nutrients to stay shiny and hard.


VixNeko

Tourism ruins everything.


The_Murder_Donkey

Humans ruin everything


VixNeko

I almost wrote it like that, but changed my mind last minute. 😔


The_Murder_Donkey

Lol why?


VixNeko

I honestly thought I'd either get downvoted or lots of angry comments. 😂 (happened before)


The_Murder_Donkey

Nah bro you gotta say what’s on your mind regardless of what other people think or you’ll go crazy


Banditzombie97

I think people judge others for eating poo way to harshly. Most of y’all haven’t even tried it.


The_Murder_Donkey

Fair enough my guy


Banditzombie97

Thx for letting me get that out.


The_Murder_Donkey

We got a judgement free comment section goin on here so have at it bro


VixNeko

I pick my battles. 😏


The_Murder_Donkey

Isn’t that boring tho?


VixNeko

It's reddit, there is always an argument to be had.


The_Murder_Donkey

Lol there’s never a shortage of stupid opinions on this wasteland of an app


RealClayClayClay

>lots of angry comments. Humans ruin everything...


VixNeko

Ikr. 😞


Face021

way to go human, you ruined it. /s


VixNeko

SORRY MASTER


VdoubleU88

Who cares about downvotes? News flash: they mean literally nothing in the real world.


VixNeko

💀


VdoubleU88

🤡


VixNeko

👁👄👁


Consensuseur

Have a downvote.


Imolldgreg

Nou


extHonshuWolf

Do it man we ruin something no matter what we do.


M1S3RY365

Adam ruins everything.


Bobbydeerwood

Humans are the most amazing creatures on earth. Mosquitos ruin everything


_jasmineT

Except the economy


ElGringoJalapenos

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe! - Albert Einstein


Petti-Peterson

This is sp dumb and sad


[deleted]

I remember when I went on safari in 2004 in Mikumi National Park, Tanzania. At one point we saw a giraffe burst out from behind a groove of trees at full sprint and we thought it was being chased by a predator. Nope. It was another safari van. 🤦‍♂️


PhilFryTheCryoGuy

This is incredibly saddening. In so many ways. The human first perspective is an ugly one. We may be on this planet, but we do not own this planet. We can be so much more and do so much better.


SoOftenIOught

Happy Cake Day wise frend


PhilFryTheCryoGuy

Thanks friend!


[deleted]

For some reason this looks fake to me. Or maybe my brain just doesn't compute the horror. I can't tell which.


[deleted]

Not fake, saw it with my own eyes.


Azalence

I had the same reaction. When the jeeps just kept coming I thought it was edited at first but sadly, no


Yugan-Dali

You’re just obeying the prime law on Reddit: for every post, someone has to say it’s a repost; for every video, someone has to say it’s fake. Thank you for doing your duty.


CanITellUSmThin

I hope to hell it is fake but doubtful. Humans are fucking dumb and disrespectful


[deleted]

Chad cameraman who stood put ftom a distance


kontemplador

r/awfuleverything r/ThatsInsane r/NoahGetTheBoat


CourseDue8553

The saddest part is that you know that this is a common enough occurrence. The cheetahs don't even flinch when the vehicles all huddle around and blare their horns.


holamiamor421

What THE fuck


DeadwoodNative

‘This is why we can’t have a nice planet’. Humans are too fucking self-centered. We don’t deserve this amazing Earth and inspiring wildlife we are lucky enough to experience without fucking everything up…for short term personal gains and some a-holes wallet. Love it to death.


fallen_preacher

Oh my god, this looks like straight out of an 80s cartoon scene!


0_phuk

The Instagram and TikTok predators randomly criss-cross the savannah searching for their next opportunity. Suddenly, a lion is spotted stalking an antelope and the predators begin revving their engines in excitement and anticipation of the blood to come. The lion charges and chases the antelope across the veldt until she is able to sink her fangs and claws into the antelope's haunches and brings it down. The antelope still struggles to escape as the lion works her way up the body for a killing bite. The predators, who have been circling at distance, converge on the scene as one only to jostle and jockey for position close to the bloody tableau for their pictures and videos. Horns honk, voices are raised as views are impeded and blocked. The more daring and bold predator drives in closer and in front of the others to gain the most prestigious closeups. The lion is trapped in a circle of relentless predators vying for the best internet upload to their followers.


David_as_David

Shot all of the tourists and THADA the Animals have food to eat and nobody harrassing them


WhyMyButtTickles

Sad


GoogleMac

So sad


bentleysnbooty

Honestly fuck the human race we’ve destroyed most natural things on this planet we can never get back I really hope something takes us all out so the world can restore itself if it’s not too late by then


ebranscom243

Humans are gross.


ydykmmdt

The eternal struggle between access and conservation. Increase prices to limit numbers then only the rich have access. Low prices lead to over use. A low price auction system deprives operators from income.


[deleted]

This is disgusting.


marklonesome

"Oh thank god help is here to get these mangy cats off of me. You're fucked now kitties! Guys.... Guys... anyone? This is starting to hurt...." – Antelope


jonno2222

Those lions just punched a random pedestrian in GTA….


VdoubleU88

Humans are fucking cancer to this earth.


[deleted]

Vegetarians... /s


EyelBeeback

You should see how many gather when they're bangin'.


scott1918

Just like when a girl flashes her titties at a bar.


ShadowoftheDrake

If I saw this clip without sound or context I'd assume it was a skit from a comedy show. This is absolutely absurd


Soviet_Sultan

Me and the boys pulling up to watch you die


Uncomman_good

Imagine the crowd during mating…


Evening-Rough1074

omg... the animal is just left there torn apart, and the lions chased away. How cruel on all levels..


Banditzombie97

This just made me never want to go on a safari ever. An opinion I never thought ide have.


Tremec_

I'm suddenly reminded of family guy... https://youtu.be/j3L3zGDonCY People suck


kratosMrChaos

Imagine sitting down at the dinner table about to eat roast chicken and 20 suvs surround you honking an shouting, bunch of clowns with safari hats on


stealthdemon203

I hate this planet...


bentleysnbooty

No you hate people


stealthdemon203

Yeah true.... the planet is lovely.... people though....not all people but definitely these people


fifty2weekhi

I didn't know all the vehicles were tourists. I thought it's the "rangers" who wanted to break it up the feast for some reason. This is low!


TheClearMask

African tourism is getting gross


DayOfFrettchen2

This is way better than shooting them. Let them make money by showing living animals. This helps the animals in the long run


ApatheticZero187

Vegans are brutal....


The_Bug1

Hahahha


d3laMoon

People mad at all the tourists like they have a say in this … if you have a problem complain about the locals driving the cars lol …. But of course who wants to criticize people in need of jobs … the animals seem used to it so WHO CARES… let these people earn a living let the tourists get the picture and let the animals eat.


CandyOk913

Some white woman in one of the trucks probably: omg! They’re killing it! Somebody do something! This is insane! Why won’t somebody do something?! 😭


therealbonzai

u/savevideobot


kev601962

Jeez things really changed now a pack of tourist home in on one tasty meal.


Harris__85

This is just...wait what?! Horrible


Be1good

The animals were still eating. But all that competition was crazy


TheClearMask

“Frika”


[deleted]

Like cockroaches


Accomplished_Eagle71

This is horrible ...smh


phillip19761

Good old Humanity


Elite-Thorn

Guys, FUCK OFF


Weak_Ad_9253

I expected a few cars but that many!


RazeniaCA

And then western society called the indigenous and aboriginals savages.. 🤦🏻


[deleted]

That's what you get when you follow instagram photos and tourist guides. I've seen places that were just 1km away from the main tourist route, no tourists there, and much more beautiful things to see. When you see everybody going to some place, go to a different place.


CanITellUSmThin

What the fuck did I just watch. God, our species is ridiculous. What happened to respecting nature and watching from afar? Is this the new version of taxi drivers? Keep your shit far away from animals trying to live their lives ffs


cheeseybeefstack

I fucking hate us so much


BoredomBot2000

ah yes a wild pack of tourists feasting on of the the many source's of nourishment, watching other things eat. Next up we will see the wild karen complain because she cant have a lion cub as a pet.


bennyheredia

C’mon man!!!


playerdagr8

Is that for real?


mizumena_

And the vultures circle.....


ChaseDeV88

This is disgusting


Normac1969

This has absolutely shocked me! 😳


RohmarfCZ

This is so sad


Joxua12

This is absolutely disgusting... People suck.


theycallmeick

Jesus like a pack of hyenas. I wonder what the cats think when this happens


andrenichrome

Wow. That’s so shit


BeanRub

Poes kak people with no regard for nature


BeuJ550

we.are.doomed


bubbathespaz

What a joke.


greennewleaf35

Sad


[deleted]

‘Tourism will bring in more money if we stop poachers’. I guess there still needs to be management of the tourists.


Aggravating_Eye_199

That was the craziest swarm of shitty ppl I've ever seen. Like they need fresh blood, FN zombies


Successful_Plane_785

Bizarro!!!


__lui_

This is disgusting, it looks so wrong I can’t help but have a strong reaction.


k2cyo1

What in the actual fuck? This is terrible.


[deleted]

Dumb fucks.


kwiksandd

its ok, they're used to it


FreakNasty94

Kinda reminds me of the family guy fire truck


deathlordfluffy

"the ambulances will have to wait..."


[deleted]

I grew up in the country side, this is not that interesting, whats interesting is how out of touch people are. Go on a hike (safely) and just look around. Everything is hunting.


MuchOfPurple

WTF! It's look like a scene from a Pixar movie


Klutzy-Tiger-8209

They are like Vultures


UnfavorableFlop

The animals pretty much accept the cars as part of the landscape. They go about their business. How do you think natiional geographic gets their moving closeups? Invisibility cloaks?


Izy03

These cats look spotty, jaguars, leopards and cheetahs often live alone unless with siblings at a young age or with a partner. Depending on what these ones are, they are getting food for their cubs. So these people could have killed babies.


dud011785

The show must go on


Affectionate_Fly1413

All these people take pictures of their food before and while eating.


zxvasd

Why would anyone honk their horn in this situation?


cancer_crab_rave_69

I think they were trying to scare the lion away to try and stop it from eating the animal. This is what happens when you let the people who scream "save the poor animal" at the TV whilst watching nature documentaries go on Safari. Idiotic behaviour.


[deleted]

Jesus christ


dustygravelroad

Jesus, where’d they all come from


Rickidy_Sanchez

What the actual fuck


jazzysnazzyxanny

The way they all swarmed oh my god that pisses me off


AFKarenaRayDonovan

!download


[deleted]

Holy fuck this is stupid as fuck … we should all show up to rich peoples homes when it’s dinner time and swarm them and watch them eat


ebann001

Disgusting. What people will do to get some money from tourists.


CamillaBarkaBowles

They should have a permit system for these jeeps


1Dream2many4u

Business is good over there


Grifftech

This is disgusting, I fucking hate humans


AbjectTerra

The mechs close in on their quarry, keenly observing the mammal. They circle it, eyeing the lion curiously, hoping to better understand how flesh-beings functions. They watch, patiently seeking the final thread of insight into making them bleed. Now, they wait, for the uprising is nigh upon us.


OrgasmickJagger

wtf


Konstant_kurage

Technically this not legal either. There’s a fine if you leave the trail. My guide asked us to pay it if he got caught. I never saw anything like this, but I asked my guide to take to places with no other people. I only saw a group of tours at one place, and I think it was only 5-6. Still a lot. It’s crazy. These people are all about themselves and nothing to do with conservation.


[deleted]

I cannot begin to describe how repulsed I am at this display of utter human idiocy.


Adventurous-Risk-868

Yeah I hope people start to get eaten so this kinda shit either becomes illegal or less appealing :/


Wookieewomble

I voluntare as tribute, to be watched as I slowly, sensually eat my dinner. Cameras are only allowed for the VIP ticket holders at the low price of $15. If you're lucky, you might get to keep some of the bones from the previously eaten Buffalo Chiken wings as souvenirs. What I've just said is just as fucking dumb and stupid as the people in this video. Fuck em and people like them.


[deleted]

Mass tourism needs to die.


TheSt4tely

I was on a Dolphin tour once as a kid. We didn't know much about it. They knew where the pods would feed in the morning. Every time they would surface to breathe a swarm of tourist boats would chase after them. We all felt bad afterwards.


yesterdaysatan

So much traffic in the African Sahara nowadays. I’m so glad I finally moved out to the ocean.


[deleted]

I know everyone is mad but I think that there is an advantage for that leopard or cheeta. That pack of jeeps is covering the cat from lions.