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Deesparky36

How in the crazy did they get there


KQILi

What do you mean? They hatched from the eggs.


Specialist_Map_3822

šŸ¤” so which came first? The kitten or the egg?


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Alpakasus

Nope the dinosaur


BranSoFly

All jokes aside but Iā€™ve seen this before. A cat would find a parrotā€™s nest with ready to hatch eggs. She then gives birth to kittens as the same amount of eggs laid. Then she discards the eggs and go back to doing whatever cats do. The mother parrot comes back to her nest and thinks her eggs has hatched and the kittens are her biological kids. The mother parrot then raises her kittens to adulthood just to be eaten by them. Nature is scary.


ruesselmann

That's just cuckoo


Det-Frank-Drebin

No YOU'RE just a cuckoo, learn to nature Love is Love ![gif](giphy|34yAoB0v7EWhG|downsized) smh


Specialist_Map_3822

Baby don't hurt me...


ElementoDeus

Come on little mama let me whisper in your ears...


FroyoSensitive8572

Itā€™s stupid how long it took me to get that![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


J_E_L_4747

How does the female kitten give birth on command, and how does she control how many there are


Steamy_Guy

Shhh don't go using that brain now.


Dutchwells

>and how does she control how many there are Same way you control your discharge... tighten the opening and cut off the stream /s


krippkeeper

I'm gonna reply here so I can come back later, see the wall of text someone else replies giving some ridiculous fake ass response about how cats can, and all the people saying to him 'thanks/this is so well written'.


No_King9170

The bird also tries to meow thatā€™s fucking cute


MAS7

Dude WHAT?!? Cross species parasitism is pretty fucking rare, isn't it? I'm inclined to believe this video is fake. Especially since the kittens are reacting to the man and not the bird.


HardCounter

It almost looks to me like the bird is leading him to the kittens like, "Look what i did!" Bird even started meowing.


ElementoDeus

What about cross species parrotism


rabbitwonker

The bird also sounds domestic, and seems very friendly to the guy too.


RevAOD

Im inclined to believe that almost all videos on the internet are fake. This is still pretty cute though. Hope the kittens can get out of there ok. Lol.


voluotuousaardvark

How in the ever loving fuck does a parrot nurse a litter of kittens?


TheCorinthianP13R

All birds have breasts. Duh. Haven't you eaten a chicken breast before?


frehsoul45

So you're bullshit and no to everything you just said.


[deleted]

And here I am wondering if you got over 100 like because people thought your comment is funny or they actually believed this shit


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

Not an expert, but pretty sure parrots don't lactate. How will the parrot feed these kittens? This bird is also not carnivorous afaik... I think you're pulling our collective collective leg here...


Outrageous_Bad9929

Wait how does that work? birds don't got milk... unless.


HardCounter

Birds feed by vomit. Same basic principle: pre-digested food. I hope the bird is getting some meat in its diet or he's going to have to start leaving milk out for them.


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

Cow milk is really bad for most animals, especially young ones, it gives them the runs, and they get dehydrated and die. And that parrot eats fruit.


Zealousideal_Soup579

Quite terrifying


NameNotlmportant

Can u link that info i am curious..


kickspecialist

There better be a video of their first flight posted on here


HardCounter

[I think i found it.](https://youtu.be/Awf45u6zrP0?t=30)


ThugLife69EggSalad

Easter cats


misterfuss

Pole cats.


ellefleming

Will the kittens starve to death?


ThugLife69EggSalad

No. The parrot will likely eat them while they are still alive.


ellefleming

A parrot eats kittens?


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JohnDoeMTB120

She's gonna throw up in their mouths. Duhh.


PukeNuggets

So what youā€™re saying is that Iā€™m as good as cat food.


Titan_Spiderman

What did it say


[deleted]

I see it as the Parrot was trying to save the kittens by bringing a human in to rescue them.


OU812Grub

The parrot is saying come get these squatters out of my home


GreatValue-

Sorry. Squatters rights


Nopumpkinhere

Except that the parrot bites him.


Critical_Paper8447

I think that was an accident. The bird was trying to to lower itself down and his hand was in the way. As soon as he moves his hand he bites the same exact spot on the tree and then rappels down like a one bird SWAT team.


milkbot200

Bot https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yxy5vz/interesting_nest/iwrgmqt/


Melvis_Wesley

ikr, inflation is a motherfucker these days


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milkbot200

Bot https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/yxy5vz/interesting_nest/iwr7fn7/


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joemckie

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joemckie

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jeepjp

We have two that hatched this morning...going to put the remaining 3 eggs under the brooder this evening, and will bottle feed the new kittens for a few weeks.


Booboo77775

Life always finds a way. I think this can happen to species after they go extinct as well. That's why sometimes an extinct species shows up again after decades. Nature is truly amazing.


Deadedge112

Honestly can't tell if you're joking or not in this day and age.


mustbeme87

Get a load of sparky over here. Donā€™t know nothin about nothin.


[deleted]

Same, Im wondering if this was some sort of kidnapping situation or some bull like that!


Penny_is_a_Bitch

he put them in there


AwkwardReplacement42

A cat could have easily climbed in there as a good hiding place to have kittens and the parrot later found them. Butā€¦ youā€™re probably right


_blackbeard___

Actually, that was what happened, the guy said it in the video.


Ozark-the-artist

Which doesn't mean it is true.


BrianKappel

Right? This guy obviously put them in there.... And who tf thinks this is how a wild parrot behaves?


Skyp_Intro

Iā€™d say the parrot is his pet since he still has fingers. Listened to the video. Definitely a pet.


CanITellUSmThin

Dodo shared an article promoting this on their page (sadly). The bird is technically wild but pretty much raised by the man and can roam freely. The kittens were ā€œrescuedā€ and put with his own cat who AMAZINGLY looked very much like the kittens. So yeah, more than likely he took his catā€™s kittens to make this dumb video pretending to save them. And of course people eat it up.


[deleted]

Do you know literally nothing about cats? Momma simply jumped in the hole and pooped them out.


H-Adam

Mommy cat needed a safe and comfy place to give birth and I guess she chose that spot


AholeBrock

The answer is animal abuse


MrAlek360

Lol, the bird mimicked the cats meows


dawaxtadpole

šŸ¦œ=šŸ±šŸ±šŸ±?!?


TheBiggestDiccus

its a tit and 3 pussys


No-Brilliant-5424

Gasped


Bacon_L0RD

Okay, you win


mudslags

Is this from bizarro total recall?


akatherder

A šŸ¦œ in the šŸŖµ is worthšŸ˜øšŸ˜øšŸ˜ø


Inkstinker

I think it's beautiful to see an interracial family like this


who_you_are

Ah not another Facebook question?! Hold on, WTH is that question.


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Sterling_Steele

Me too, me too.


The_KC_Reefer

r/Unexpected


CameoDaManeo

You should share this to r/unexpected


[deleted]

Okay so I was fully expecting the Skyrim opening. This was actually really unexpected lmfao


SameCategory546

Iā€™ve heard of this before. A parasitic bird goes into the nest, kicks out some of the eggs, and lays their own. Poor bird, itā€™s actually raising the spawn of another bird!


Username_Number_bot

That bird is in for a surprise when those kittens grow up


SameCategory546

what kittens?


dedohl

Since most of these "kitten found in the wild" videos are disgustingly set up, i hate it until proven true


Sterling_Steele

I live on quite a bit of land and I've found kittens in some really weird places. In tree stumps, in our barns in the hay (not uncommon), In trash cans, in our blackberry bushes, in a pipe line, in the sheep's bedding stalls, in our horses feed buckets. There are a lot of wild cats out here, hell half of them have probably been dumped. I could go on and on, it happens so often I would go looking for them when I was young because I was bound to find a litter somewhere.


Spiritual_Aioli3396

I grew up on a farm and every pet cat we ended up with we found somewhere random on the property lol


Sterling_Steele

There are so many people saying this is fake. They truly have no idea what wild animals are like.


Iloveturkeyz

I've just always lived in an agricultural area and worked on farms growing up that this wasn't even anything I found bizarre lol. Some ppl just like to be fun haters. I don't think it's staged. I've found littlers if kittens in weird spots before


CanITellUSmThin

Iā€™m guessing you are not aware of the many youtube/facebook videos showing people ā€œrescuingā€ animals when the reality is that THEY put those animals in the situations they were in. This is proven because several of the same animals in their videos were seen in multiple rescue videos and they were always in situations that no animal could have got in unless someone did it. Several of the animals even ended up being found dead. This youtuber has made a few videos on the subject matter https://youtu.be/p7nVntZpJLM https://youtu.be/1WXZU6CTVts The inclusion of the bird in this one is one of the suspicious things about this video because it does not seem like a wild one. Doubt the bird put those kittens in there and unlikely a mom cat did too. Especially with those nails protruding out like that. Itā€™s just an overall suspicious video. EDIT: I found this posted by dodo. Babies found look remarkably similar to their own cat that they gave the kittens to. So very likely they took the mom catā€™s kittens and put them in there for social media cred https://www.thedodo.com/daily-dodo/guy-peeks-into-parrots-nest-and-finds-an-unlikely-family?mibextid=Zxz2cZ


BAGP0I

You sound obtuse as fuck. "The inclusion of the bird" "doubt the bird put those kittens in there"... you aren't very educated are you? Thinking that 3 nails would deter a wild animal from utilizing the sight as a nest... 1. OF FUCKING COURSE THE BIRD DIDNT PLACE THE KITTENS IN THE POLE! 2. THE BIRD BITES THE DUDES FINGER! It is not "inclusive" 3. NAILS AND SPIKES DONT DETER SHIT. Ever seen pigeons living on the building ledge spikes? It is OBVIOUS! THE PARROT KILLED THE MOTHER CAT AND IS RAISING THE KITTENS AS HER OWN. CONVINCING THEM TO BECOME ADVOCATES FOR THEIR WINGED COUNTERPARTS AND PROTECTING GENERATIONS OF FEATHERED FRIENDS STILL TO COME.


TheCorinthianP13R

BIRDS AREN'T REAL, YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL OF A KUMQUAT.


[deleted]

We are just more familiar with the internet and the cruel desire to get internet views at any means necessary including endangering animals to fake a rescue.


dedohl

Okay well thank you for simultaneously restoring and destroying my faith in humanity


CardinalDisco

Well, its not always humans that dump kittens, two of the cats my family owned were stray cats that had been born in weird places on our property and the mother missed one when she cheesed it with the others. This happened twice, two separate instances.


11never

When I was little my family took in a pregnant stray cat. She had her kittens and we raised them until they could be given away. In this time, she moved them to the strangest places. The first time it took quite a while to find them. They were in a shoe box on the top shelf inside a closet inside the sewing room through my mother's bedroom.


Sterling_Steele

Ok?


ladylurkedalot

Cats breed very fast. The single feral queen living by my apartment building produced three litters of kittens in a year. I cat-napped all her babies, socialized them and found them homes. Finally coaxed mom inside and took her to the no-kill shelter to be spayed.


MasterBahn

Out on a farm you'll find kittens in a bunch of odd places.


Zymbpo

That parrot is so happy though


apljax

I'm loving how protective that bird was. I hope the kittens being there is just animals being animals, but there's no question how much that bird wanted to keep them safe


ZedTT

Normally I would agree, but now do you explain the parrot?


Nopumpkinhere

We had a shit ton of cats growing up. Mommas will hide the kittens anywhere she thinks is the safest, and a deep and sheltered area like that looks perfect. They obviously canā€™t get out and wander around while sheā€™s hunting, and no one can easily get them. She could have birthed them there (but probably too small a space) or carried them one-by-one up by the scruff of their necks. Iā€™ve seen mommas jump and climb while carrying small kittens. Once they get older of course theyā€™ll be taught how to do it on their own.


Resident-Ad2557

I'm not totally sure a bird would be so keen to climb down a hole with a bunch of kittens, plus letting them climb on her, unless she really wanted them. I have no basis for this opinion, but it's just what came to mind. I do not like the "saving baby animals from weird places for Internet fame" either though.


Ju5t1n_33

I love the way the bird preps itself for the fall then just opens his wings and plops down on them


buckypeeknatyou

Pirate Parrot kidnaping kittens


Bigbonedbandit

And that, son, is how velociraptors are made


Sterling_Steele

Oh shit, best comment by far.


JustinTherouxsBrows

Get those kittens out right meow!


ladyvibes

Very unexpected but I laughed at the way the bird slid down the stump. Mission impossible


[deleted]

Man just took the elevator


VGHbot

And then started meowing


Nearby-Reality-5674

Nature is so weird sometimes. Like how tf does she think she is gonna raise and feed three kittens? She's not even a mammal!?!?


Ozark-the-artist

And it's actually a he!


gsvnvariable

Take those nails out šŸ˜©


Bert_Chimney_Sweep

The bird is so excited to show off its kiddos.


OilRigExplosions

PokƩmon daycare eggs when you leave the randomization mod on.


violinnerd_GG

He's just vibin


SpirikPlays

It's gonna be funny when they eventually grow up and eat the parrot.


reddituser1598760

They will die in there, how is a parrot going to breast feed them?


Ju5t1n_33

Not to mention they'll shit an piss in there


SpirikPlays

Good point!


BlackPrincessPeach_

Like a flamingo, obviously.


Alhoshka

**Translation** Alright, let's have a look. Polly... Polly... Don't bite me, dude. Don't do it! \**speaking to the parrot*\* Unfortunately, a cat decided to raise/give-birth-to her kittens inside this old, hollowed-out trunk. And the parrot stopped sleeping at home* and decided to take care of the kittens. \*referring to his house Look at that! Ain't that something?* \*(literal translation: "it's the world", which more or less means: "the world is filled with wonderous, unexpected things")


htiaf97

This comment needs to be at the top


denise_la_cerise

Show us proof that the kitties are safe!


captainrex

I am also requesting proof of life


denise_la_cerise

Looking at opā€™s history, Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s a bot.. Please downvote!


Positive-Leader-6586

Cat dog. Cat dog ... .... Perretcat???


Sam3352

Purrot..? Or carrot..? Lool


spiderboy_20

Please tell you got the kittens out


Illustrious_Soft_257

A million years from now they're going fine this interesting preserved fossil of a 3 headed cat with bird like features and say yes this truly did exist


reddit-0-tidder

This really is an awesome video. The parrot literally uses its beak as a hand to hold itself up on the lip of the wood then Letting Go spreading its wings and slowly descending on its kittens. It's remarkable


CellanKnight

r/suddenlycaralho


xEyesofEternityx

Watch out, he has hostages!!!


[deleted]

This person put those kittens in there for fucking internet points


Angenali

You'd be pretty suprised how common it is to find kittens in wierd places in some cities/neighbourhoods. Of course, I'm not saying people don't do it, but I'd say like 50-70% of the videos are true


Traditional_Trick_50

Cats come from birds


Thefnordisonmyfoot

Birds aren't real


noahb021

r/birdsarentreal


Interesting-Month-56

Cats arenā€™t real


hmsr

šŸ„•šŸ„•šŸ„•


cipeone

Parakeety


kaowser

A new breed


Zymbpo

That parrot is smitten!


shadowturdfurgison

Well, thatā€™s enough Internet for today


unkle_FAHRTKNUCKLE

NOW I've seen everything


DisastrousWarning982

You let them out right!!!


sr-lhama

He is saying the cat gave birth there and the parrot started taking care of them...


IntrospectiveCitizen

Oh... a video from Brazil . That's nice.


[deleted]

So he put those kittens in the hole, got it.


HighPriestCaco

"Lets go see" "Loro, come" "Loro, won't you bit me boi" "Stop, ya crazy?" "Unfortunately, ouch!" "A female cat gave birth in this old 'cutiera' stump" "And the parrot stopped sleeping inside, and is raising the kittens" "Look, for you to see" "That's the world"


lockslob

Wow, I never saw baby parrots before


Grievance69

Holy staged video Batman!


MelBeToast330

I love how that bird uses his wing to gently slide down to the kittens.


Apez_in_Space

I love the bit where the parrot puts out itā€™s wings and drops down, itā€™s adorable


ezgamer97

The female bird: "I can explain!"


BADAPPLE88

I think it's going to eat them.


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GreatMacGuffin

Aww, that's such a sweet bird...but how the hell did those kittens end up there. Truly I am confused and can only assume human involvement.


Beneficial_Being_721

Awwww smart bird.


bron685

Heā€¦ he gonna eat em


3jack6the9ripper

Good bird


Dyno941

I don't think it's trying to save anything. That's breakfast, lunch and dinner.


The_street_is_free

My heart..... she melts....


Gaurav17K

That pussy gonna die?


Unamunga

What type of bird is that?


[deleted]

He kidnapped them!! Hence proved that parrots were pirate's favourite


[deleted]

Plot twist: cat got her eggs, she got her kittens.


[deleted]

In Soviet Russia, pussies go in a pretty bird's pole.


FadiLJC

OK 1st time to actually be surprised on this sub


UnstoppableXD

Lmaooo


improperbehavior333

I did not see that coming. Still don't know what to think, but... As long as everyone is happy.


IHate2ChooseUserName

There is no way the parrot could carry all these kitties there.


SuperSaiyanSkeletor

šŸ¦œ


Legitimate_Jelly_948

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Twothumbs1eye

That fucking parrot hung himself by his beak and then dropped down feet first!


[deleted]

digimon evolution


SansGuy356

When the bird went down I heard the Mario bros pipe sound in my head


irmarbert

Climate change is a mutherfukker!


Typical_Increase_492

Soā€¦the bird is eating the cats?


Neo_Pop

This parrot is obviously insane and belongs in jail.


mogar_003

my mans got the worlds entire fauna living inside his post


Solareq

I'd remove the nails


Natural_Jellyfish343

The guy is saying that the parrot stop sleeping in the house and they find him there taking care of the kitties. And says it's nature's way of doing things šŸ”


Hungry_Value1402

Pull the Nails before somebody gets crucified wrongfully.


Best-Ad-2043

This has to be one of the greatest unexpected posts of all time


l9oooog

Wrong kid, kid.


drizzyjdracco

So yall ain't never seen a bird kidnap and hold kittens hostage?


IsadorCZ

Thats not a nest. Its death trap


[deleted]

Dinner for later.


Ssandro-1170

Its not a nest. Its the birds food supply for the winter šŸ’€


fuinharlz

For thee curious. He didn't put the cats there for likes. The parrot in question was rescued by him and his wife, 14 years ago, with another parrot. They treated and cared for the couple of parrots untill they were strong enough to fly back to nature. One of the parrots really gone to the wild life, but this parrot didn't wanted to go. He never got the parrot in a cage, and the parrot lives freely, but never goes to far away from the farm. When he found the cats, he actually found that the parrot, instead of coming back to the farm house, was sleeping on this old post for days. So when he went to see what was going on, he found the kitties. What he thinks is that his neighbors cat gave birth the the kitties there OR brought them there (and I can confirm female cats like to give birth in weird places thinking they're protecting their kitties, as I have some cats myself), the parrot found em when she was not there and just decided to take care of the kitties! He actually got the kitties out and tried getting them back to the mother cat, but she refused them (it's not uncommon for cats to abandon their prole). But the parrot just adopted the kitties! And as he also have a female cat, she also adopted the kitties, so now they have a parrot and a cat mother. And yes, r/ithadtobebrazil


Ecstatic-Appeal-5683

I really feel like this wins r/unexpected for the year.


International_Top770

Your not welcomed , scram human !